It was finally Friday, the day Carly, Sam and Freddie have been waiting for. This iCarly was sure to be the best iCarly ever. Carly was still kind of worried because of Eric's pity video. Why should that effect what the viewers think of her or the show? People break up and have problems everyday and why was it a problem that she wouldn't have sex with him? She probably would have when she was ready but now she wouldn't do anything with that jerk.
Freddie squeezed her hand. "Hey, things are gonna be okay."
She nervously nodded as she got in front of the camera with Sam. "In 5. 4. 3. 2." He pressed record.
"I'm Carly."
"And I'm Sam."
"And this is-" Carly began.
"iCarly." They both said.
Freddie was smiling at their little into. It just never got old.
"For tonight's iCarly, we're going to make it an iCarly that you'll never forget." Carly explained. Sam pressed cheer on her control.
"Okay, our first segment," Carly started.
"What am I licking?" They said in unison.
"Sam will be blind folded and she'll guess what she's licking." Freddie explained.
"As long as it's not you." She said. Once she was blind folded, Carly motioned for Gibby to get in front of Sam. "You have thirty seconds to guess what you're licking." She told her. Sam began to lick Gibby's hair. "Uh, fur." She guessed.
"Close." Carly replied.
"Uh, a hobo's mustache?"
"Nope."
"Horse hair?"
"Nah uh."
"Uh, Someone's hair?"
"But whose?"
"Uh, Gibby's."
"And we have a winner." Freddie replied, playing the cheer button.
"Whoa, you had me lick Gibby's hair? So not cool."
"Like I was happy about it." Gibby retorted, offended.
She just rolled her eyes. "Whatever."
"Okay," Carly said. "Now on to our next segment. The idiot farm girl who thought the Farmer's dog was a rabbit."
Sam had her hair tied up, was wearing a farmer's hat and had on her fake mustache. Carly's hair was in pigtails and she was dressed in her farmer girl outfit again. "That is one cute rabbit."
"What? Uh mam, this here is no rabbit, it's a dog."
Carly giggled. "Can I play with your rabbit's ears?"
"It is a dog. You must be purty stupid cause it doesn't look a thing like a rabbit."
"Can I play with the rabbit?"
"For the last time mam, it's a dog, not a rabbit."
"Now it's time for baby Spencer!" Carly exclaimed.
"Please enjoy a pic of an old man dressed as a troll while we get ready." Sam said. She untied her hair and pulled off the mustache. Carly undid her pigtails and they were ready.
"Is baby Spencer hungwy?" Sam asked.
"Baby Spencer hungwy." He replied in his baby voice. Freddie had a jar of salsa and began to shove some down Spencer's throat. "Ah! Salsa hot! It burned my tounge!" He cried. "No more salsa, no more!"
"Aw, does baby need water?" Carly asked.
"Wa wa." He replied. She dumped a bucket of water all over his head. "Ah, Spency all wet!" He shouted.
"Here's some mustard." Sam shoved some down his throat, then Freddie poured the salsa down his pants. Next they did random dancing. Gibby, Melanie and Pete joined in, then they did the English man who was mean to his children.
"For the last time, no!" Gibby yelled at Freddie. "You can not go out with her."
"But why not?" Freddie cried. "I really like her."
"Yeah, he really likes this girl. Just let him go out with her." Sam told Gibby.
"No!" He repeatedly slapped her with his belt.
"Stop it!" Melanie cried. She was playing as his wife; the English woman. Pete was the baby sitter to Spencer and Carly played as Fefe, Petta's love interest.
"Alright, for our last segment of iCarly; we're going to play a video that Sam and Freddie recorded last night. Wake up Spencer!"
Freddie played the video on the monitor.
Sam- "Come on, don't you want to get your unicorn out of the fridge?"
Spencer was half asleep. "What unicorn? I didn't buy a unicorn."
Freddie: "Uh yeah you did."
Sam: "It just chewed up your furniture."
Spencer: "My furniture!"
Carly pressed the cheer button. "Well that wraps it up for tonight's iCarly."
"And we're clear." Freddie turned off the camera.
"Well good job you guys." Carly told them.
"We should get millions of great reviews." Sam replied.
Gibby glanced at Melanie who was getting ready to leave. "Um." He was very shy.
"Go on and get your girl." Sam told him.
"Uh, Melanie," he said, getting her attention. She turned to him. "I was wondering if maybe you'd like to be my date for the prom?"
She smiled. "I'd love too."
"Great."
Carly, Sam and Freddie smiled. Pete took Sam's hand.
"Where you going?" Carly asked.
"To the Groovy Smoothie." Sam replied as she left the studio with him.
Carly turned to Freddie. "Well it looks like almost all of us are in a relationship."
"What do you mean?" He asked.
"You and me, Gibby and Melanie and Sam and Pete seem to really like each other." She replied.
"Yeah." He smiled.
"Maybe when Sam gets back from her date, we could read the reviews for our web show together." She suggested. They shared a smile, wrapped their arms around each other and shared a long passionate kiss.
Spencer walked in. "Hey, I'm just gonna-" He paused when he saw them making out. "Give you your privacy." He walked out smiling. "Teenagers."
An hour later, Sam got back from her date and entered Carly's loft. Carly and Freddie were near the computer waiting for her. "Hey Sam." She said. Sam shoved pass Freddie and sat down. "Alright, let's check out these reviews."
"You could have just said excuse me." Freddie helped himself up. She ignored him and went to . "Alright, comment number one."
iCarlyIZawesome: Awesome and funny web show but Carly's a real jerk for breaking Eric's heart.
"What?" Carly exclaimed. She knew this would happen and now it was actually happening. Freddie held her hand. "Read on." Carly told Sam.
"Okay."
SizzleTOmYwizZle- Baby Spencer is hilarious but you gotta hate Carly.
Sk8terGurl13- Carly is a chicken.
SkittlesAREawesome- Poor Eric and you continue to do your web show? :(
XXdoodlesXX- Freddie really doesn't deserve Carly. He should break her heart like she did to Eric.
Amanda- Carly is such a coward for refusing to have sex with such a hottie and so lame for being with Freddie.
Freddie squeezed Carly's hand as they read all the comments. People were saying horrible stuff. She couldn't believe that Eric was being pitied. He was so pathetic to do what he just did.
SnowGirl- Carly has serious issues and she gets into fights.
"What? I do not! That's Sam, no offense or anything."
Sam shrugged.
Carly sighed. "This is just great. Everyone hates me."
"Whoa, SkaterChick101 says cheek out the video of Carly going crazy on Tasha." Sam said.
"How do they know about my incident with Tasha?"
"Eric." Freddie muttered. They clicked on Eric's new uploaded video and watched Carly fight Tasha in the cafeteria. Eric was doing a voice over. "Carly has gone crazy and she gets into fights. Is that the kind of role model you want for your kids? I'm very concerned about her. I think she needs help.
Carly couldn't believe any of this and Freddie wanted to strangle the guy. "I really want to kill him." He told her.
"Freddie," She began. The sound of knocking at the door interrupted her. She rushed to answer the door. "Come in." She looked shocked as she saw hand cuffs. They were people that worked at Troubled Waters Mental Institution. "What are you guys doing?"
"Carly Shay, you are a danger to yourself and others but we only want to help." A lady told her.
"That's not true!" Carly cried. "I'm not a danger to myself or others!" They handcuffed her and escorted her out of the apartment.
"Oh my God!" Freddie panicked. "Carly!"
"This is totally jank." Sam said.
"Come on." Freddie took her hand. "We have to save her!"
Spencer just walked downstairs. "Where you kids going?"
"They're taking Carly to a mental hospital." Freddie replied.
"Let's go." Spencer said, taking charge. No one was going to take his little sister and get away with it.
