TITLE: Sleepover

AUTHOR: Moonlight Music Mistress

PAIRINGS: NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruHina, SasuSaku

RATING: Teen

GENRE: Humor/Romance

CATEGORY: Naruto

SUMMARY: The Hyuugas are throwing a sleepover! What will happen? Chaos? Madness? Fun? LOVE?

WOW!! You guys are great! Thanks for all the AWESOME truth or dares; mine sink in comparison to ALL of yours! I put the truths and dares in totally random orders; it doesn't matter when you reviewed. And, yes. I used all of the truths and dares that you guys suggested...EXCEPT for the more risque ones. Anyway, thanks so much for helping me out with this chapter...you guys are kinda like my co-authors for this story with all your suggestions, LOL!

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Ino jumped up and down like a maniac. "Thank you so much for reviewing and giving us better truths and dares, everybody! MMM-chan says she loves you all so much for that!" Everyone else nodded, and everything then died down. "MMM-chan also put in every single suggested truth and every single suggested dare in this chapter! EXCEPT for the more inappropriate ones. SO...let the games begin!"

Sasuke, since it was his turn previously, turned to Tenten. "Tenten, truth or dare?"

"Dare! I can take on your challenge, Uchiha!" Tenten declared.

"Okay then. I dare you to wear...a miniskirt," Sasuke smirked with more smugness than most of his smirks throughout the sleepover. He was also holding up a random miniskirt of Hinata's that he randomly pulled out from nowhere. (Eww...)

"WHAT?!" Tenten announced in total shock. "I can't do that! It'll ruin my rep! It'll cause another war between Konoha and Ota! It'll blow up Beijing where the Summer Olympics are and hot Michael Phelps will be severely injured and all of his fans including MMM-chan will be extremely depressed!"

"What the freak, Tenten?" Neji asked. Then he added, "...what makes Michael Phelps so much hotter than me?"

"The fact that he's Michael Phelps," the four kunoichi responded. Secretly, though, Tenten thought that Neji was hotter than Michael Phelps. Ino thought the same thing about Shikamaru, Sakura about Sasuke, and Hinata about Naruto.

"Who cares?!" Sasuke announced. "Just go put on the skirt."

"Fine," Tenten snatched the skirt from Sasuke's hands. "I'll do it. But I won't like it." She then walked in to put on the skirt. When she walked back out, her face was blushing madly. So was Neji's, come to think of it. Since her black silk pajama top was pretty long, she tucked one end of it in so the skirt would actually be seen.

BOOM.

"Oh, shizzerbockers! Neji passed out!" Naruto announced.

"Apparently he OD'ed on supposed Tenten hotness," explained Shikamaru. Hinata looked worried for her cousin, so she picked him up and shook him. He wouldn't wake up. So she decided to use his special song...

"Tinky-Winky...Dipsy...La-La...Po..." she quietly sang. Neji immediately woke up and didn't see Tenten. Because she immediately fled to put on her pajama pants again. The skirt then mysteriously disappeared and she sulked for about five minutes after coming out of the bathroom. "Saku-chan, truth or dare?" Tenten asked, getting back on Neji's lap from her dare earlier.

"TRUTH," Sakura almost instantly replied.

"Okay then, chillax girl!" Tenten said. "Okay. Do you have a Sasuke shrine in your bedroom, or in your closet, or anywhere in your house?"

Sakura blushed the color of Sasuke's favorite food. Tomatoes. Her answer was, "So? If I do, what are you going to do about it? Sue me? Well, you CAN'T!! Because you have no proof!"

Tenten smiled and stifled laughter. "Come on. It's obvious you have a shrine. Tell us about it!"

Sakura pouted, which made Sasuke shiver. He'd always been a sucker for Sakura pouts. Sakura then decided to describe her Sasuke shrine. "Okay, fine. It's in my closet. And my closet is HUGE. So you go into my closet, and if you say the words "Sasuke-kun is my future husband" a random door will open and there will be a huge shrine dedicated to Sasuke-kun. There's a plaster-of-Paris life-size model of Sasuke-kun in the middle, and a picture of Sasuke-kun's baby hiney at age 2 on one of the walls. There's also a-"

"That's enough!" Tenten announced. "No need to go on any further. Your turn, Saku-chan."

"Fine," Sakura was still blushing, but Sasuke was totally speechless because Sakura had made a life-size model of him and had a picture of his young coolie. I mean, seriously. What would YOU do? Sakura asked, "Shikamaru, truth or dare?"

"Dare," Shikamaru replied. He'd decided to live it up a bit.

"Eeeeexcellent..." Sakura smirked; her eyebrows down and her palms rubbing back and forth as if plotting something utterly devious. Which she was.

"Shikamaru? I dare you to...yell something out the window."

"That's it?" Shikamaru asked. "Can I yell anything I want?"

"Nope!" Sakura licked the bottom of her front two teeth and

Shikamaru looked suddenly worried. "You have to yell, 'I like blonde troublesome girls that work in flowershops!' at the top of your lungs!" Everyone else was impressed and chuckled.

Shikamaru glared at Sakura, and then looked at Ino in shock and pointed to her. "You're referring to HER?!" Shikamaru yelped as Sakura nodded mischievously.

Ino sighed, blushing and stuttering like Hinata. "S-S-Saku-chan? Anything but that, p-p-p-please? I-I'm begging you!" Ino pleaded.

"Sorry! It was a dare; now he's gotta do it!"

Shikamaru sighed and turned to Ino, who was sitting next to him in the circle. He grabbed her hands a bit, and sighed. Then he said, "I am so, so sorry." He then let go of her hands and said, "And, yes. Sakura. I'm not done with you. I sure do pity the fool."

Shikamaru then screamed at the top of his lungs, "I LOVE BLONDE TROUBLESOME GIRLS WHO WORK IN FLOWERSHOPS!!"

From Suna, Temari could be heard screaming with joy after the word "girls" and screaming in disappointment and anger after the word "flowershops". Sakura, however, decided to use this opportunity to remind Shikamaru what boys and girls together at sleepovers was all about.

"Shikamaru? The dare was to scream 'I LIKE troublesome blonde girls who work in flowershops.' Not 'I LOVE troublesome blonde girls who work in flowershops.'"

Shikamaru blushed like a mentally crazy madman. "ARE YOU KI-"

Ino silenced Shikamaru by placing a hand on his back. "Ssh, Shikamaru. Chill. It's totally okay. Really. No hard feelings." Ino turned away and blushed; Shikamaru did the same.

"O-okay...thanks so much, Ino. Know, Sakura, though, know that I'm not letting you get away with that. "Naruto, truth or dare?"

"TRUTH!!" Naruto yelped. "After that lovely scene, I think it should be obvious!"

Shikamaru smirked. "Okay then. Did you feel anything 'special' when you and Sasuke kissed...?"

Sasuke looked more disgusted than Jiraiya would if he walked into the men's section of the hot springs. And Naruto? Well, he answered, "ANYTHING 'SPECIAL,' SHIKAMARU?! What the frig is wrong with you?"

"It is truth or dare, dobe." Shikamaru reminded. "And you chose truth. Tell Dr. Shikamaru. Open up to him. Did you really feel anything special?"

"Does my breakfast coming up and almost falling into Sasuke's mouth count as a feeling something 'special'?'" Naruto questioned. "'Cuz I sure felt that. And I felt Sasuke's lips on mine, obviously. The kid tasted like sweat and potato chips."

Sasuke glared at Naruto. "Wow, thanks a lot. So Uchiha prodigies aren't allowed to eat potato chips for breakfast?"

Naruto ignored him. "And I also felt cold glares from every female in the room...except my Hina-chan." Hinata blushed super-red but surprisingly didn't faint.

Naruto moved on. "Okay. Neji? Truth or dare?"

"Dare," Neji coolly sighed. (A/N: I completely forgot about this, so I just wanted to remind you in case you forgot too, even though I mentioned it a little earlier in this chapter. Tenten is still sitting on Neji's lap from her dare last chapter, and unless one of them has to stand up for a dare or something, Tenten will always be on his lap until the game ends.)

"I dare you to get Tenten off your lap-" Naruto began as Neji thanked him.

"I wasn't finished! Get off your lap, stand up...and sing the Barney song with Tenten as your dancer. Tenten is the random group of five-year-olds who love Barney, and you are Barney!"

"WHAT?! That's absolutely her TERRIBLE!!" Tenten shouted. Neji replied, "Okay, Naruto, you are officially the evillest dude I have ever known. The BARNEY song? How can you put us through this torture?" After that outburst, everything was quiet for all but .21 seconds. "I hate you so much," Neji and Tenten grumbled in unison; Tenten wondering why she was being dragged into this.

The two stood up, stretched for a bit from the Tenten-sitting-on-Neji position, and then Neji began to sing. He was really off-key and was obviously straining to hit the notes like they were soprano notes that only Mariah Carey or Georgia Brown has the ability to hit. "I lOoOooVeE Yooooooouuuuu. Yoooooooouuu loAWve meeeeeeyeeeee..." he began, but Tenten started uncontrollably laughing. Neji ignored this and continued as Naruto shouted out, "Add some effects, you two!"

Neji regretted this, but he blushed redder than red and put his left hand on Tenten's left shoulder; his hand going across her back. He swayed back and forth and she swayed with him. "Weeeeeee are a HaAppiieeeee fah-mah-Rock-Leeeee...with a great bigggg huUUg..." Neji then hugged Tenten for effect. "...and A kiiisssssS from Meee to youuuuu..." Neji awkwardly kissed Tenten's cheek. "...won't YoU say yoooou love meeee toooooooo?" Neji pulled apart from her. As he finished the song, Tenten was dying laughing. "You are the worst singer ever! But I love you too! And no, I don't mean that." Tenten honestly DIDN'T mean it.

Hinata begged to differ. "A-actually...h-he is pretty good a-at s-singing...b-but the i-idea of singing w-with you probably m-made him n-nervous..."

"Really, Hina-chan?" Tenten then smirked at Neji as Hinata nodded, smiling warmly. Tenten couldn't help but wonder how Hinata knew the Hyuuga prodigy sang, but she thought it was really sweet if Neji sang in his free time. Neji, though, blushed profoundly and sunk in his position on the floor.

"Sweet! I can make people nervous about themselves! That's truly good to know!" Tenten cheered.

Neji recovered from the previous incident in about seven and a half minutes. He sat back down and Tenten sat back on his lap, humiliated out of her mind when she resumed her position on his lap. Neji then asked Sasuke, "Truth or dare?"

"Truth, man. I am NOT doing that."

"Okay...fine. Uchiha Sasuke...do you have an addiction to tomatoes?"

Sasuke started to panic mentally. But on the outside he kept his cool. "Why do you ask?"

"Because I've seen you talking to a tomato at Ichiraku Ramen. You were telling it that it was never going to be lonely again because of all the other little tomatoes in your stomach. You also named the tomato Jenny and started singing "867-5309" in a really bad voice."

"H-how do you know that?!" Sasuke demanded.

"Um...I kinda saw you after I got back from a mission. So tell me, are YOU, Uchiha Sasuke, addicted to...TOMATOES?!"

"N-no...well, maybe...sorta...okay, YES! I admit it. Tomatoes are sooooo delicious and it's impossible to eat just one! Tomatoes is to Sasuke as chocolate is to a female! They are the best vegetables ever!"

Shikamaru sighed. "You know tomatoes are fruits, right Sasuke?"

Sasuke looked so shocked, it was as if Itachi and Kisame were skipping in fields of flowers holding hands in front of him. "T-tomatoes are f-f-fruits?" Shikamaru and the others nodded weirdly as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"No! Darn it!" Sasuke groaned loudly. "Back to the drawing board!" Sasuke then, however, then realized that it was his turn. "Hinata? Truth or dare?"

"Um...d-dare, again..." Hinata had decided on dare because she liked the kiss with Naruto 8D.

"Wow. I'm impressed, Hinata," Sasuke sighed. "Okay. I dare you to...sing your favorite song."

"O-ok..." Hinata said. She quietly began to sing. "I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need..." Everyone, especially Naruto, thought that she was really, REALLY good.

Hinata continued the song until she finished. "O-ok..." She was blushing super-red. Like, indescribably red. Naruto asked, "Hina-chan, what's wrong? Why are you blushing?"

"B-because th-there's a reason that s-song is my f-favorite..." she stuttered. "Why?" everyone else asked.

"B-because...i-it reminds m-me of N-N-N-Naruto-kun..." she explained quietly but just loud enough so that everyone could hear her.

Naruto blushed and looked at the shy girl next to him. "R-really?" Hinata nodded. Naruto suddenly felt the urge to gently place his lips on hers, and he obeyed that action, to which Hinata responded with the same action. Put simply, the two pecked on the lips. The others just looked completely grossed out and they stuck their tongues out. "Seriously! What the heck?!" shouted Ino.

Hinata and Naruto broke apart, blushing insanely red. Well, more so Hinata obviously, but whatever. Okay, so Hinata said, "I-Ino-chan...truth o-or d-d-dare...?"

"Hm...I'll go with dare!"

"O-okay...I-I dare y-you to put w-whipped cream and h-honey all over your p-pajamas!!"

"WHAT?! But then they'll be all sticky, for one thing, and for another thing, Choji will sneak in and eat me!"

"It's a dare, Ino! You gotta do it!" Naruto reminded as Ino glared at him and said, "Fine. Be right back." Ino then got the honey and whipped cream. She put the honey on her pajama top and the whipped cream on her pajama bottom. Sitting there in embarrassment, everyone else died laughing. Shikamaru said, though, "Here, Ino. I'll help you get it off." Ino blushed as Shikamaru blushed too and pretty much pulled the whipped cream off of her pajama bottoms with a baby spoon. Ino definitely couldn't take off the honey, so she then sighed in relief. "Thank goodness I brought extra pajamas!" Ino ran upstairs to put on her new pajamas and brought the old ones down in a plastic bag and put that bag in her bag of clothes and toothbrush and blah, blah, blah. The new pajamas consisted of a light blue short sleeved satin button-down tank top with purple clouds on it, and pajama pants of the same fabric and design.

"Ah, and these pajamas are so much more comfortable! Thanks, Hina-chan, for that dare!" Hinata smiled and laughed. "No pr-problem...!"

"Alright, Neji! Truth or dare?" Ino asked.

"TRUTH," Neji immediately replied, not wanting to relive the whole Barney incident.

"Okay then..." Ino smirked. "Neji? What is your most embarrassing moment?"

Neji sighed. "Oh, fine. That's an easy question that I think Tenten knows the answer to. Okay, you guys ready?" Everyone else nodded.

"Okay then. Here goes. One time, when Tenten, Lee, and I were thirteen and you guys were twelve, me and Tenten and Lee were walking around Konoha's shops and stuff after training. Yeah, so then we walk into a pizza place and order a slice of pizza each for dinner, right? So we're just sitting there, happily munching on our pizza...and then, BAM!! Some fat chick with a giant mole on the corner of her eye walks up and slams a bra on our table! And accuses ME of stealing it louder than anything you'd ever hear in your life! Why? Because she said my hair was "girly"! Not to mention the fact that Kakashi-sensei and Anko-san were eating dinner there, and even the flippin' Sand Siblings and half the people I knew! Thankfully, none of you, though. Except you, Tenten, obviously. Oh, one more thing. My FATHER was there. Eating dinner with HANABI-SAN after he was helping her train. I'm surprised he didn't have a hemorrhoid attack right then and there; he was so embarrassed, too!" Everyone was dying laughing, and Tenten leaned her head back in exasperation. However, she was still on Neji's lap, so she ended up putting her head on his shoulder. Neji blushed as he looked down at his teammate; their faces were about two inches apart. Naruto snickered and Tenten immediately sprang up and glared at him; Neji glad that she did.

"Fine. Okay. Uchiha, truth or dare?" Neji asked.

"Truth," the Uchiha remarked with boredom in his eyes.

"Who do you think is the hottest guy here?" Neji snickered

Sasuke's eyed widened and the boredom definitely left them. "Huh?"

"You heard me," Neji crossed his arms, only to find out that his arms were crossed around Tenten's waist since she was on his lap. Tenten slapped her forehead as Neji blushed and uncrossed his arms.

"F-fine. If I were a chick..." Sasuke began, "I'd probably think...that you were the hottest, Neji," Sasuke flushed.

Everyone else laughed. Except Sasuke, Neji, and Sakura.

"O-okay...Shikamaru, truth or dare?"

"Truth," he responded, not liking his dare about Ino.

"Okay then," Sasuke said. "Have you ever thought of Choji as more than just a friend?" he asked.

Shikamaru cringed. "W-what the HECK, Sasuke? That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard!"

"But it's a truth question," Tenten said. "Also, if you've never thought of Choji as more than just a friend, you'd have immediately said no."

Neji smirked. "Can't argue with the girl on my lap." Tenten rolled her eyes with a small little smirk.

"Well," Shikamaru admitted, "I have thought of Choji as more than a friend before. Pretty much every guy has thought of his best guy friend as a boyfriend for at least a second in their lives. So, yes; I can say that I have. Same with girls. Why, I bet if you asked Haruno the same question she'd say she's thought of Ino as 'more than just a friend', too."

Sakura actually nodded. "Sasuke-kun, I hate to disagree with you, but Shikamaru's right! I mean, everyone thinks about their best friend of the same gender as a romantic partner once in their lives; it's only natural."

"So does that mean Neji has thought about Lee romantically?" Tenten shivered in Neji's lap. Neji was tempted to smack her across the face but didn't. "NO! Tenten is just a little bit loopy. Don't mind her," Neji said as Tenten pouted and Neji sighed.

"Killjoys," Sasuke mumbled under his breath.

Shikamaru smirked. "Alright. Hinata, truth or dare?"

Hinata smiled slightly. "T-truth."

Shikamaru said, "Okay. Hinata, have you ever heard Shino laugh?"

Hinata passed out.

"OH MY GOSH!! Hina-chan, what's wrong?!" Naruto demanded, picking up the girl he'd kissed earlier and shaking her back and forth. What's wrong?"

Hinata snapped out of it and sat back down. Naruto did too. Anyway, Hinata replied, "Y-yes...I've heard Sh-Shino-kun laugh..."

"Yeah, but why'd ya pass out?" Ino inquired.

"B-because it s-sounds like L-Light from D-Death Note's l-last laugh..." (A/N: No, seriously. Even if you don't know Death Note, go on YouTube and type in "LIGHT'S NEW LOL" and watch the video. It is so freaky!)

Everyone else in the room was close to fainting. "What?!" demanded Naruto. "He must be a psycho!"

"N-no...he just w-was s-sick that day a-and A-Akamaru-kun peed o-on Kiba-kun that d-day, too..."

"Oh," everyone sighed and laughed quietly as Hinata said, "T-Ten-chan, t-truth or dare?"

"Truth," Tenten replied.

"H-have you ever th-thought about ki-kissing one of your t-teammates? I-if so...w-who?"

Tenten blushed. "Well...I think about kissing N-Neji sometimes...and as for Lee?" Everyone leaned in to hear what she had to say. Except Neji. He couldn't because the girl was on his lap. Neji was blushing; his teammate thought about kissing him?

"As for Lee, once I had a nightmare that Lee walked up and kissed me. Neji, do you remember the day I came to training in pajamas?" Neji nodded, remembering the day as he still sat there with Tenten on his lap blushing.

"Well, it's because I was so scared that the dream would come true that I forgot to put on my training clothes..." Tenten confessed as everyone chuckled.

"El oh el!! Your turn, Ten-chan!" Ino cheered.

"Okay!" Tenten chuckled. "Alrighty...Ino-chan, how about you, then? Truth or dare?"

"Oh, no!" Ino laughed. "Truth."

"Hm...By George, I think I've got it!" Tenten chirped.

"What kind of a name is George?" questioned Neji.

"It's some name from some country on the other side of the world. Called America. Or something. Whatever," Shikamaru explained. "Anyway, Ino, answer the question."

"She didn't even ASK it yet! STOP PRESSURING ME!!" Ino announced at Shikamaru, who backed away a bit.

"Chill, guys! The question is...Ino-chan, have you ever had an imaginary friend?"

Ino blushed profoundly for a small moment. "So what if I do? What, HYPOTHETICALLY, would you do/say?"

"I don't know. Just, tell me. Do you or not? Or did you. Whatever."

"...yes..." Ino whispered.

"She confesses!!" Naruto cheered out loud. "Named?"

"..."

"Tell us," everyone said coolly and calmly. Ino sighed, gave up, and caved in.

"His name was Bobby Flay."

"What the HECK, Ino-chan?" Sakura questioned. "I mean, HONESTLY!! What kind of a name is Bobby Flay?"

"I made it up! I was two years old!!" Ino protested. "Two-year-olds think of weird things, okay?! Now, Sasuke, truth or dare?"

"Truth," he replied. "I can answer anything you throw at me."

"So if I were to throw a raw fish at...oh, forget it," Tenten said. "Continue, Ino-chan." Sasuke sighed and Ino continued.

"Alright. Sasuke, why do you style your hair so that it looks like a chicken's rear end?" Ino asked solemnly yet quizzically.

"...It's hereditary. I mean, have you seen my FATHER'S hair? It looks like a WET chicken's rear end!! And my brother...who will die a horribly painful death very, VERY soon...has hair almost identical to Otou-san's. It's called GENES. And, guess what? The ladies love it. THERE. Pwned."

"...Nobody says that, Sasuke," Neji pointed out.

"Yeah, I know..." Sasuke said. "I wanted to be a trendsetter. Okay. Dobe. Truth or dare?"

Naruto scowled. "Truth."

"When was the last time you showered?"

"..."

"U. Zu. Ma. Ki," Sakura punched her hand with her fist. "Answer. Sasuke. Kun. Now. Over."

"Hrrramph!!" Naruto scowled. "What's wrong with not showering for six days?"

"YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN SIX DAYS?!" the girls (excluding Hinata) shouted at him.

"Hey! I went in the pool! Doesn't that make up for it?" protested Naruto.

"Naruto-baka!!" Ino shouted. "Do you have bedbugs? Lice? Earwigs? Silverfish? Zits?"

"No, no, no, no, and...zits?"

"Random outburst. Go on."

"Okay then...Shikamaru? Truth or dare?"

"Truth. Once again. Too lazy," he replied.

"Alright...why do you think Sasuke is the hottest guy here?" Naruto added under his breath, "...and not me..."

Shikamaru sighed and blushed a bit about the subject being brought up again. "Well...his hair. I was kind of envious of it in the Academy. Because SOMEONE in this room said my ponytail looked funny!" Shikamaru glared at Ino.

"HEEYYY!!" Ino yelled. "It's not MY fault I didn't know proper manners and I said you looked like Bart Simpson!"

"Like, what-evs," Shikamaru said like a girl. "Sakura, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Do you have a lock of Sasuke's hair and how did you get it? If so, it's DEFINITELY the craziest thing you could possibly do to get him to notice you."

Sakura chuckled, recalling the memory. She then told the story..."Yes. I do have a piece of Sasuke-kun's hair. Do you all remember when we first started at the Academy and we had shuriken practice?" Everyone nodded as Sakura continued. "Well, Kiba meant to throw a kunai at a tree but it hit Sasuke-kun's hair. And I rushed over to help him and noticed a piece of his hair attached to the kunai. All the other girls except Hinata were scowling at me for getting his hair instead of them and over the course of the next few days after that I had recieved many broken bones, bloody noses, scars, and bite marks in various places. But that's not the craziest I've done. Oh, no. I once went to Sasuke-kun's HOUSE on his half-birthday with a giant cake about the size of my sleeping bag. It was when he turned thirteen and a half. Oh, that was fun."

Everyone else laughed, except Sasuke, who smirked like heck. "I remember that. I gave it all to Choji. Do you still have my hair?"

Sakura flushed. "Thanks for eating it, Sasuke-kun! How kind of you! Anyway, I do still have your hair. It's in my secret box with my Sasuke-kun doll and that picture of Kakashi-sensei Thousand-Years-of-Pain-ing on Naruto," she said nonchalantly as everyone but Naruto giggled/chuckled. (Boys don't giggle!)

"Alrighty then! Hina-chan? Truth or dare?"

"T-truth..." Hinata stuttered. (So many truths, ne?)

"Okay! Hina-chan, if Neji and Naruto were stuck in a burning building, who would you save first?"

Hinata looked meek. "Wh-what k-kind of a qu-question is that? I-I would be de-devastated if e-either died!! But, whoever was s-stronger would p-probably be the one I w-wouldn't save because they could g-get out for th-themselves..."

Tenten laughed. "So, basically, you're saving Naruto. And not the dude whose lap I am currently very uncomfortable in." Neji smirked. Naruto shouted, "I'M STRONGER THAN NEJI!! I beat him, remember?"

"Because of your Kyuubi. If it weren't for that stupid fox you probably wouldn't even be a Genin," Neji explained.

"Come to think of it, you're the only Genin here, Naruto!" Ino pointed out. "Remember? We're all Chunin except Jounin Neji?"

Naruto pouted. "Thanks for reminding me, Ino." The one which he addressed (Ino) smirked. "No prob."

"Ahh, this is so fun! But I'm thirsty," Tenten said.

"Come to think of it, I am too," Shikamaru replied.

"Let's end the chapter here so we can grab some chips and salsa and milk," Neji said.

"Y-yeah!" Hinata cheered. "It's only t-two-thirty in the morning, and chips, salsa, and m-milk would be refr-reshing right now! I-it's a great c-combo!"

"Well...MMM-chan is getting SO many truths and SO many dares sent it that she needs to make the truth or dare part of the story at LEAST four chapters long!" Sakura cheered.

"True that. And she has gotten SO many truths sent in. So if you could be so kind as to send in lots more dares, she would appreciate it very much!" added Ino.

"Yup. So go on and review for this chapter with more dares," Sasuke said.

"Mm-hmm!" cheered everyone else. "See you later!"

"And don't you DARE forget to review, peoples!" Naruto reminded. "Bye!"

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Hi and thankies!! For reading this chapter, I mean. I love you all so much! Please review, and send me more DARES!! A few truths would probably be okay. But DARES!! I already am PACKED with truths. Thanks so much! At least four truth or dare chapters will be in this story, counting these two.
Thanks again! Ilya! (I love you all!) Rrrrrreview please! Thank you so much!