-in the woods with old Ezio-

Ezio (ACRev): *looks around and scales a tree onto a branch* See if you can find me now.

Desmond: *walks in and turns around curiously*

Ezio (ACRev): He's after me?

Desmond: *sighs and leaves*

Ezio (ACRev): I'm not very impressed with his "careful" check of his surroundings.

Mario: *comes up from behind old Ezio* Well he's still your descendant.

Ezio (ACRev): True but st_ *turns around but looses his balance and falls to the gorund*

Mario: *drops down on old Ezio* And clearly you still haven't learned how to servay your own surroundings.

Ezio (ACRev): So you're the one I ahve to avoid?

Mario: *smirk*

Ezio (ACRev): *scrambles up and tackles Mario*

Mario: *grabs old Ezio's neck and finds a nerve to preform a neck pinch, knocking old Ezio out*

Ezio (ACRev): *KO*

Mario: I'm not that impressed, nephew. *picked up Ezio by the ankle and drags him back*

-in the woods with middle aged Ezio-

Altair: *takes a vantage point in the trees* *sees middle aged Ezio*

Ezio (ACBro): *looks up into the trees* *sees a corner of Altair's robe tails* Now where is that Arab coward?

Altair: *clentches hand*

Ezio (ACBro): He's suppost to be finding me? Well clearly he's not doing a very great job.

Altair: *jumps and lands on middle aged Ezio*

Ezio (ACBro): All to predictable.

Altair: Wha_? *is kicked in the stomach and flipped off*

Ezio (ACBro): *gets on top of Altair and pins him down* Do you want to make this easy on yourself and just cooperate, or do you want to make this difficult?

Altair: Neither old man! *struggles*

Ezio (ACBro): *leans down and gets right into Altair's face so they're looking eye to eye* Difficult it is. *positions himself so that his full weight is on Altair and pinches his nose*

Altair: Ahhh! Stop that you useless decendant! This isn't proving anything!

Ezio (ACBro): Are you going to cooperate?

Altair: NO!

Ezio (ACBro): *lets Altairs nose go and grabs both cheeks to stretch them apart*

Altair: Whaaz ares yuz dointh (What are you doing)?

Ezio (ACBro): Well, I apparently can't kill you. So I'm stuck with this.

Altair: Leth mez gos yuz ussleth dethendantz (Let me go you useless descendant)!

Ezio (ACBro): Are you going to cooperate?

Altair: Thine (Fine)!

Ezio (ACBro): *lets Altair's cheeks go and shifts so his weight a slightly off of him* I'm going to let you go, but scream or try to excape and I will knock you cold.

Altair: *rubbing the red marks where Ezio's fingers were* Yes fine! Now get off me before you crack my ribcage!

Ezio (ACBro): *gets off of Altair but quickly holds his hands behind his back so he can't escape* *forces Altair to move forward*

Altair: So what was with acting so childish?

Ezio (ACBro): It worked, didn't it?

Altair: *sigh* yes...

Ezio (ACBro): THen there you go. I do no need to kill if I can simple "convince" them to work with me.

-in the woods with young Ezio-

Ezio (AC2): *hiding in a bush*

Desmond: Here ancestor! Where are you?

Ezio (AC2): *jumps on Demsond*

Desmond: SHIT! *turns and elbows young Ezio in the face accidently*

Ezio (AC2): *nose bleed* MERDA! *punches Desmond in the nose*

Desmond: *nose bleed* Fuck you! *punches Ezio in the stomach*

Ezio (AC2): Eye for an eye! *punches Demsond in the stomach*

Desmond: Makes the whole world blind! *whakes young Ezio upside the head, Koing him*

Ezio (AC2): *KOed*

Desmond: *picks up young Ezio* Should I be worried that it was that easy? *carrys him back*

-back at the camp gorund*

Altair: *gets pushed in by middle aged Ezio* Will you quit doing that?

Ezio (ACBro): Nope. *pushes Altair again*

Mario: So middle aged Ezio gets the point.

Maria (Ezio's mom): I guess so.

Maria (Alty's wife): Altair, did you surrender or what?

Altair: I don't want to talk about it...

Ezio (ACBro): *smiles in victory*

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