Disclaimer: I do not own Ah! My Goddess

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While waiting for Mara to get back from her human job, she was surprised when Keiichi walked into the arcade. He was carrying a cat carrying cage and had on a very un-Keiichi-like smile on his face.

"I assume you'll want this," Keiichi said before he put the cage down and left.

Inspecting the cage, Hild saw that Welsper was inside and unconscious. She frowned as she prepared a waking spell, having a suspicion what had happened.

"Wha-what? Where am I? Why am I in a-Welsper! He must have done this to me!" The cat said in a panic as they awoke.

Hild sighed before she yelled, "Keiichi, calm down!"

Keiichi looked at Hild and seemed to look even more panicked. "Hild! I-"

"Shut it and let me explain!" Hild said, giving off a scary aura. After Keiichi closed his mouth, she began. "I have no idea what Welsper did, but we both know it is to get closer to Belldandy. Sure, he's now a mortal and protected by the various laws that prevent demons from outright attacking him, but it is all for naught. Do you know why?"

"We'll make a deal?" Keiichi asked.

Hild opened the cage, but caught Keiichi when he tried to escape. As she began to scratch his head, she answered, "No. In fact, none of us will have to do a single thing. You remember how bad your luck is and how much worse it was before Belldandy arrived?"

Keiichi enjoyed Hild's fingers giving him the nicest scratch on his head. He managed to ask back, "Y-yeah?"

"Well, what Welsper either neglected or forgot was that wishes are bound to the client's soul. Stealing someone's body to steal their wish is going to rile up the Almighty force something awful. Therefore, today…" Hild chuckled for a moment. "Well, let's just say he might be willing to trade today for one, if not all of your worst days."

"Ho-oh, that's good,keeping going," Keiichi uttered before he began to purr.

"Going by what I know of your life… Perhaps your friends from the auto club will ask Keiichi to watch over their bikes. After they muscle him into doing it, Skuld's latest rocket invention will go out of control and smash into the motorcycles. No need to explain what happens next, but I assure you that he will live," Hild answered. "Maybe Keiichi will be attacked by various animals and try to use his forehead beam… only to remember that humans don't have that. Maybe Mara will see him, decide play some nasty pranks on Keiichi, and be pleasantly surprised when none of them backfire. But that will all pale in comparison if he does meet with Belldandy."

Keiichi shook himself away from Hild's scratching and looked at her. Before he could speak, she answered, "She''ll know right away that he isn't you and give him the most 'I'm disappointed in you' look she can muster. That will work, trust me. This is one of those universes that it will always work."

"And if it doesn't?" Keiichi asked.

Hild gave him a disappointed look and answered, "Then Belldandy changes her shell to be a cat and the two of you go and create demi-god kitties, all while Urd and Skuld trap Welsper in that body under a program that forces him to act just like you."

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Notes from HotelKatz: And here is another one from me. If I write another switch chapter, then I'll put something up in the title 'Now with a third of bodyswitching!'