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Excuse me if any words our mispelled, out of place, or all in all just don't make sense. I stayed up past 11 to write this and now my mom's mad at me so I have to post this quick. I'll proof read this whole thing tomorrow.

I would say sorry for the wait...but eating pie is much more delicious.


Roknae Tribe day 31

"Hey guys, look what I found!" Fox exclaimed, running back to camp.

"What is it?" Link asked.

"It's a rock in the shape of a porcupine!" Fox said, throwing the rock into the middle of everyone.

"The odds that a rock having all the specific details of a porcupine is simply unheard of. I do believe that it is a man made item."

"Shut up! Rocky and I will be good friends, you'll see!"

"Rocky?" Pikachu inquired

"Yes Rocky." Fox said, picking up the porcupine shaped rock and cradling it in his arms.

"Fox? You do know that that's a rock right? An inanimate object? Without feelings?"

"I don't need this! I'm going to give Rocky a bath!" Fox said, running off to the beach.


Fox sat at the confession, "No one understands. I found this rock and took it in as my own. He's like a son to me. I love him."


Chutton Tribe day 31

"Hey guys?" Kirby asked after his morning trek down the shoreline.

His tribe mates focused their attention on him.

"What's that?" Kirby pointed to a mailbox protruding from a tree.

"Tree…Mail…" Ness recited from the sign above the mailbox, "What's that?"

"I don't know…Maybe we should open it." Y. Link suggested.

So the tribe opened the mailbox and found a large heap of letters. After searching through the bundle of letters, Samus said, "These look to describe the past challenges."

"Wait…if that was what contained all of our challenge information, and we never saw this mailbox before…how did we know when the challenges were?" Ness asked.

The team then smacked Ness for being an igloo.

"Well what does it say?"

"It says the next challenge is today."

"Shouldn't it give us some clues on what the challenge is about?" Ness asked wearily, getting up from the ground.

Then a giant igloo landed on Ness.

Challenge Time!!!

Teal was found standing before a big target painted different colors around the rim.

"Alright, so in this challenge you take these spears which weigh about 75lbs and then throw them at that target. If you get a bull's eye, you get five points, hit the rim surrounding the bull's eye, you get four points. The rim around that is three and around the three point rim is two. Last rim is one point. First team to get twenty points wins. Survivors ready? GO!"

So Falco was first to lob the spear. He threw the spear with a great deal of energy but watched miserably as the spear flew clean over the target falling three feet behind the target.

Link threw his spear and landed on the two point rim. Samus was next. She threw hers and it landed straight in the middle landing her team a 5 against Roknae's 3.

Fox threw his up in the air and it fell down on the three point ring. 5-6

Y. Link stepped up and tried to pick up the spear weighing approximately fourteen and a half pounds more then him. He used his body as support to lift it straight up, the fell over trying to lift it over his head. Still 5-6

Dk, next, lobbed the spear at the bull's eye. After that, Ness used his psychic powers to lift up the spear and hit the bull's eye as well. 10-11.

Pikachu picked up his spear in his mouth then realized there was virtually no possible way to throw a spear from his mouth and just walked away.

Kirby was next. He sucked the spear in and shot it out at the three pointer. Then Mewtwo. He used his powers as well to land another five points. 13-16

Roy threw his spear next and got two more points. 15-16.

Then it was Luigi's turn. Luigi threw it in the air and for a dramatic moment it stayed suspended in air. Everyone gasped. Someone even fainted at the suspense of it all!

Then the spear fell short by a mile. Chutton celebrated. In the cheers and laughter, Luigi went over and picked up the spear and planted it into the 4 point ring.

"Hey-a, I-a won!" He cheered.

"Good work Roknae! Seeing as though you definitely did not cheat, and no one saw a certain Luigi go and put his spear in the four point rim, you win…" Teal shuffled around in his pocket, "This dime!"

Teal tossed his dime at the tribe then jumped on his speedboat and drove away.

Roknae Tribe day 32

"Rocky, you really need to eat, you're going to starve if you don't!" Fox pleaded shoving the dime into the solid stone mouth of "Rocky".

Pikachu strolled up to Fox and sighed, "Fox, you know it's just a rock.

"No it's not!"

"If it wasn't, then would float in the water after drowning, right?"

"Well yea but…" Before Fox could finish, Pikachu picked up Rocky and tossed it into the sea.

"NOOOOOOO00000000oooooooooooo………….." Fox screamed reaching his arms out toward the sea as if Rocky was standing in front of him.

After a few minutes of dead silence, Pikachu declared that it was only a rock because it never came up to the surface.

"No….no….no…"Fox wept, "He wasn't just a rock….he was something more…"

"Fox you're in denial, it was only a rock."

"No…then you're only a mouse…you evil mouse!" Fox yelled.

Pikachu, stunned, look down at himself to realize he was only a mouse. Pikachu then ran away crying.

Then, Fox ran out into the water and dove under to try and find his lifelong friend…that he met that morning. After a few hours of searching, Fox came out with the rock covered in seaweed. He dropped it on the ground and started doing mouth to mouth precipitation

"Breathe, damn you, breathe!!" Fox yelled, pounded Rocky's jagged chest.

Parts of seaweed moved in inch outwards of its back.

"What's-a-muh going on, eh?" Luigi asked running over with the rest of the tribe.

"It's Rocky! He's still alive!" Link said, pointing his finger down at him.

"I think-a that-a the seaweed is-a preventing it from breathing." Luigi said.

Fox tried ripping it off but the seaweed wouldn't budge.

"hmm….." Dk started to ponder.

"Oh God, we're losing him, what do I do?!?" Fox gasped.

Captain Falcon eyes lit up with an idea, "Call the Fudge Monkeys!"

"Yes yes, that does seem correct…….." Dk was still mumbling to himself.

"What's the Fudge Monkeys number?" Link rushed Capt. Falcon for the answer.

"I figured it out!" DK announced.

"The fudge monkeys phone number?"

"No….If my calculations are correct, then that rock is just a Chia pet. I mean, it's shaped like a porcupine, and when it comes in contact with the water, it grows a plant like substance out of it."

"That is just plain stupid."

"You know-a, that-a sounds about-a right." Luigi said.

"That's preposterous!" Fox declared defiantly.

"You're mom's preposterous." Falcon said to make everyone laugh.

Everyone laughed.

"MOUSE!" Fox yelled at Pikachu, who then ran away and cried.


"I'm not a mouse…sniffle I'm a rat…" Pikachu said sobbing.


Chutton Tribe day 32

The tribe was sitting around the fire telling ghost stories and such. It was very scary. Trust me. It was. Very. Not just scary, very scary. It was all dark and stuff. Windy and…gloomy. And a thunderstorm. And stuff.

SCARY!

"So then, the Dictionary of really long words with a lot of syllables that were very hard to pronunciate jumped out of the bushes and beat the guts out of the unsuspecting teenager!" Ness said in an intimidating manner.

"That was stupid!" Falco said disappointed.

Then in the bushes, a book depicted as "Dictionary of really long words with a lot of syllables that were very hard to pronunciate" stepped out moaning.

"You know, you really know how to ruin the fun, kid." It said.

"I…er…uh…" The Dictionary of really long words with a lot of syllables that were very hard to pronunciate then jumped on Ness and beat his guts out.

Everyone laughed.

Later on, as Kirby was sitting down to sleep, Y. Link asked him a question.

"So if I stabbed my sword into your endless abyss of Pink Fluff, would you deflate, or pop?

"Neither. I would suck you in so you could never see the light of day again for stabbing me."

"I see……"

Y. Link juts out his sword toward Kirby. Before the sword comes in contact with Kirby, he opens his mouth and sucks Y. Link inside of him.

"I guess you weren't kidding…" Said Y. Link's muffled voice.

Challenge Time!!!

"Hello everyone, how was your sleep?" Teal said trying to sound courteous.

"Well, to tell you the truth..."

Cool, so this challenge will be based off a true suggestion from Overactivemind"

…where ever he might've gone in the year that has passed after suggesting this…

"You will be transported to Hyrule and search the charred wastes of Links homeland for any survivors. First to find something both alive and not evil wins. You will be transported in about .52 seconds good lu…"

Transportation happened!

"ZOMG!! Hyrule is dead!" Link cried trying to sound cool.

"I do believe your mistaken old chum, a land can not technically be killed. More of destroyed and completely annihilated. Yes, yes, I suppose that's right." DK said.

Link fell to the ground and mourned the loss of his old country. Gannondorf then came riding in on a horse to greet them.

"Well 'ello there, pardners, and welcome to good ol' Badrule, where the rule is bad." He said smiling a devilishly handsome grin. "I reckon you just might find some changes due to new management. Due to budget cuts we had to obliterate that there Hyrule castle. It was, I reckon, becoming mighty cost efficient. I'd recommend stayin' at that there farm over yonder. It's got some mighty tasty milk over thar'. Now git, and enjoy your stay here at ol' Badrule, where the rule is bad." He smiled again, proud that he promoted his land twice in one paragraph.

Teal just then remembered that this is supposed to be a challenge and not a reunion with Gannondorf

Chutton went over to Kakariko Village and Roknae went to the Lon Lon Ranch famous for its Lon Lon Milk.

Kakariko Village

The town had been deserted since new management and the only sound heard was that of a few chickens still stuck in boxes.

"Alright, let's split up gang." Freddy said.

An igloo fell on Freddy.

"So Ness, Y. Link you check the east side of town, Kirby and Falco check the west side of town, and me and Roy will check up this mountain." Samus said, taking charge of the group.

"I have a bad feeling about this…" Y. Link said, gazing around the town he once knew as a bustling village.

So Ness and Y. Link were looking around the town when they came across an old potion shop. Once they open the door, a chicken lay perched on the shelf at the back of the room. It gazed deeply into their eyes, as if penetrating their thoughts.

"No…Ness, let's go…"Y. Link said softly, his voice trailing off.

"What? Why? Right in front of you lays something alive and well. We can win this challenge in record time!"

"No…You don't understand…that's a Cuckoo…" Y. Link said quietly, careful to keep his eye on the chicken.

"You're nuts, it's harmless."

Ness took a step forward and the chicken began to cluck loudly.

"Ahhh!" Ness yelled covering his ears, "Make it shut up!"

Y. Link grabbed Ness, "Ness, what have you done!" Y. Link threw Ness out the door and slammed it shut.

"You...don't understand...that isn't your average poultry, it's a satanic creature in the body of a chicken, it's the Poultry of EVIL!"

"Calm down Y. Link, you're going insane!"

The flutter of wings was heard behind them.

"What's that?" Ness asked.

"You don't want to know." Y. Link pushed Ness forward through an alley.

"Hey, since when was it night time?" Ness asked, looking up at the sky.

"Dear lord…" Y. Link paused to look up at the enormous flock of Cuckoos, blocking out the sun, "RUN!"

As soon as Ness realized what was in the sky, he sprinted away behind Y. Link.

"Into that barn!"

They hurried into the barn of barricaded the door shut. In matter of seconds, the Cuckoos started ramming into the door with their feathery bodies of wickedness.

"Come and get some you satanic birds! You'll never take me alive!" Y. Link shouted heroically.

Unfortunately the Cuckoos piled one after another determined to knock down the door.

"Y. Link…" Ness nudged his friend, "The windows…" They looked up at the windows. They were wide open.

"Hurry! Shut them now!" They ran up to close the windows, but it was too late, hordes of birds flew through the windows knocking the two back on the floor.

"We're doomed!" Ness cried out.

Y. Link then pulled a bomb out of his tunic. He glanced over at Ness. He nodded in approval.

"EAT BOMBS, SCUM!" He roared, light the fuse and throwing it straight up in the air.

As it landed, the whole barn, full of Cuckoos, exploded. Only the charred ground remained.

At the windmill, Kirby and Falco rushed up some stairs to see what the explosion was.

"What the heck was that!?" Falco asked.

"Meh, probably nothing."

Lon Lon Farm

Roknae tribe had split up into two groups. Fox, Capt. Falcon, Pikachu, and Dk checked the inside of the buildings and Link, Mewtwo, and Luigi checked the outside.

Link walked into the pasture and thousands of refugees were hiding out inside.

"It's Link!" One screamed in joy.

"He's come to save us!" said random man #1:

"Thank Nayru!" random man #2 sighed in relief.

"Nayru is so overrated, I think we should worship Farore." Random women #1 suggested.

"I think we can all agree Din is the best Goddess here." Link said.

"Link, shut up and take one of those people. If we do we win."

"But look at them, they're all dirty and grimy. It might ruin my beautiful complexion." Link complained.

"You foolish mortal, Luigi, please handle this."

"I'm-a on it."

Luigi walked up to the people but before he could even touch anyone a red fairy flew over them and shot blasts of fire down at the farm burning all the civilians into ashes.

"HAHAHAHA! WORSHIP ME FOOLS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA."

"NOOOO!" Link screamed.

"Mwa..haha..ha…ha…" Din looked at the chaos she created then replied, "Oops."

She then teleported away to her fairy fountain.

Inside the ranch house.

"Hey look! Hay!" Capt. Falcon joked lamely.

"I personally call it straw, or fodder, but I guess hay is an appropriate term." Dk said, ruining the already lame joke.

Capt. Falcon jumped in the pile of hay/straw/fodder and started swimming around.

"We don't have time for this Falcon! c'mon." Pikachu lifted up Capt. Falcon.

"But I want to play in the hay!" Falcon rhymed. He jumped back into the hay and bumped into something else. That something else popped out of the hay and a gay manner,

"Tingle Tingle, Kaloo Limpah!" Said the man dressed in tight green spandex.

"Holy rusted metal, what is it!?" Fox yelled out.

"My name is Tingle, and I'm a fairy!"

"Grab it!"

Pikachu lunged at the disturbed old man but he ducks out of the way and prances his way out the door.

"You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread man! Teeheehee!"

"Don't let it get away!" Fox yelled, running after him.

Back at Kakariko Village

"Hey Kirby, have a look at that guy with the phonograph." Falco said, pointing to an old bald man playing a phonograph aggressively.

"Who be you! get out of me' mill! Don't ye be makin' me call upon the storms." He threatened.

"Ha, he thinks he can call upon the storms, what a coot, alright wrap him up and lets get out of here." Kirby said.

"Oh no ye don't!"

And so he started playing the Song of Storms. A catchy tune that gets stuck in my head very quickly. Dudu du dudu du, duuu du du dududu, duuu dududu, duuuu du du dududu…

A storm then whipped up and lightening rocketed down into the mill zapping the man into a pile of dust.

"You're kidding me." Kirby retorted, slapping his head.

Death Mountain, a few yards from Kakariko village. Samus and Roy climbed up the mountain and then entered a cave at the top. Inside, a torches were lit up, revealing a giant pot swirling around in the center below them.

"What do you think is in that pot?" Roy inquired curiously.

"I don't know, why don't you find out?"

"Alright."

Roy jumped off the ledge and into the spinning pot. He heard a strange sound and then appeared back in front of Samus.

"I was being sarcastic..." Samus said.

A rock like creature with a white goatee then walked up next to them.

"Hellllooooo, I'm a Goron, how are you?"

"Are you good?" Roy asked.

"Good?"

"Are you not evil?" Samus questioned impatiently.

"Qe gorons are peaceful folk, brother!" He said proudly.

"Get him!" Roy shouted.

Back at the Farm...

"I almost got him!" Fox said, close on Tingle.

"You'll never catch me! Tingle Tingle Kaloo Limpah!" Tingle exclaimed while he through a bag onto the ground and a cloud of smoke shoots out from it.

Tingle turned around to dash away and hit the side of a barn and collapses.

"Well…that was dumb." Pikachu said.

"Let's get him then." They picked him up and went to get their other tribesmen.

Death Mountain

"Got him!" Samus said after shooting a net at the goron. She reeled him in, slung him over her shoulder, and walked out of the cave.

Both teams got there things both alive and not evil and teleported back to see who capture what first.

"So I see Chutton captured a Goron, nice choice, and Roknae captured...that isn't Tingle is it?" Teal asked fearfully.

"I'm a fairy!" Tingle exclaimed triumphantly.

"I said not evil guys. Not evil."

"But he isn't evil." Fox protested.

"Just look at him." Teal told them.

The tribe took a good look at the fairy and saw that he was a hideous 45 year old man in tight spandex with bags of fragrance and flowers slung on his belt.

"Oh my god, how could we have been so blind?" The tribe covered their faces in shame.

"Please, put it out of it's misery…" Pikachu pleaded.

Teal shot it with a shotgun.

"Well, either way, Chutton got their subject first. So Chutton wins immunity!"

Chutton did a victory dance.

"Wait, what happened to Ness and Y. Link?" Falco asked, looking at the two laying on the floor, fried.

"Uh…who cares?" Teal convinced the team not to care and they all went back to camp.

Roknae Day 33

Over by the shelter….

Rocky lay sitting on the ground being neglected by Fox.

Poor Rocky……..

Over by somewhere else in the camp……

"Who should we vote out Dk?"

"I do not have the slightest clue to who to vote out. Everyone was equally responsible for today's loss."

As pondered the thought, Link was talking to his own friends about who to vote off.

"Well, Mewtwo called me a foolish mortal today and I really took it to heart." Link said, holding back the tears.

"That's reason enough for me!" Capt. Falcon said, convinced Mewtwo was the right choice.

"Are you with me too Dictionary of really long words with a lot of syllables that were very hard to pronunciate?" Link asked.

The Dictionary of really long words with a lot of syllables that were very hard to pronunciate jumped on top of Link and beat the guts out of him.

An igloo landed on them.

Everyone laughed.

By the fire…

"So Mewtwo it is then?" Pikachu asked Luigi.

"I-a suppose, he-a is the smartest out of us all and that might-a be our downfall if he-a makes it to the merge."

FORESHADOWING OF MERGE ZOMG 1337 p00nAG3!

Tribal Council!!!

"So guys, whose fault was it really that you lost the challenge?" Teal asked, trying to understand the team better.

"To be honest…" Dk started, but was then quickly cut off by Teal.

"Wow, you must really hate him then, huh? Well, let's get to the reason we're all here, shall we? Luigi, commence the voting."

So starting with Luigi, each member went up to cast their vote. When that was over, Teal walked up, tallied the votes, and came back.

"Alright, so…first vote, Mewtwo. Second vote, Capt. Falcon. Third vote, Pikachu. Fourth vote Mewtwo. Fifth vote, Captain Falcon. Sixth vote, Mewtwo. Seventh person voted out of Survivor: Smash Bros….Mewtwo."

Teal pulled the lever and Mewtwo flew off into the air.

"My oh my! What an impressive display of surprise eh Troy?" Jenkins asked from his copilot seat in the cargo plane circling above the island.

"Quite, Jenkins, Mewtwo was blindsided in a blink of an eye!" Troy replied.

"Hoho, well Troy, I still can't get over this stunning episode of Survivor: Smash Bros.!" Jenkins laughed.

"Don't worry Jenkins, because next week, the tribes begin talk of the merge!" Troy said.

"Whoa ho, that's right! And even more exciting, the tribes will even-"

"Let's not spoil the surprise Jenkins!"

"Haha, you're most definitely right, my friend, most definitely right."

"I sure love snicker doodles…" Troy said eating a doodle snicker.

"Hah, I completely understand!" Jenkins exclaimed understanding something no one else would ever understand.


And now….

THE SUPER SECRET BEHIND THE SCENES DELETED SCENE THINGY-MA-BOBBER!

Congratulations to joebthegreat for winning the "Tell me what PS means". Technically you won by default this time and really shouldn't put you in this at all…But I'm just too nice. So, unfortunately, I must keep my promise and put him in this chapter. Luckily, none of you will have to read this.

Ehem, I bid good luck to all who venture out to read this part of the chapter.

And to joeb…well…you changed all of our lives…or something inspirational like that.

So here it is…The SUPER SECRET BEHIND THE SCENES DELETED SCENE THINGY-MA-BOBBER of joeb as of the last time I remembered him like 3 months ago.

Chutton Tribe day XII

"Man…I really have no idea what to talk about…" Falco said while lying down exasperated, "31 days out here and you sorta start running out of interesting conversation."

"Yea I know…" Y. link replied, "Hey, you know what really annoys me?"

"No, what?"

"When you stick your finger up your nose, scoop out a booger and then eat it without looking at it, but then, you can taste hair from your nose in the booger?"

"…." Falco laid silently, trying to understand how that would taste, then he answered, "Yea…I guess that would be bad…"

"Yup…" Y. Link said awkwardly ending the conversation.

The two laid on the beach for some time.

"Hey guys! I had this crazy dream!" Kirby said running up them, waving his hands up and down enthusiastically.

"Really?"

"Yeah! See, this guy called joebthegreat came and killed all of us!"

"Oh. That's it?" Falco asked, hoping the story would be longer.

"Well…yea." He thought for a moment, "Oh yea, you were also laying on the beach with Young Link when I came up to you to tell you about a crazy dream before he came up behind be and deflated me with the community service hours."

"Oh."

Then community service hours deflated Kirby.

"Mwaha! Community service hours are the downfall of all humanly beings!" laughed a horribly impersonated joebthegreat.

"Community service hours can't deflate Kirby, he isn't a humanly being!" Y. Link protested.

"He's right!" Kirby yelled angrily after being inflated by the power of friendship.

"REEL BIG FISH!" joeb proclaimed as he stabbed Kirby with a Reel Big Fish cd.

"Noooo…the awful ska tunes melts my internal organs…" Kirby cried, deflating again.

"Muhafafa!" He laughed.

"Now, I really don't think Reel Big Fish is THAT bad." Falco said picking up the cd from Kirby's pool of melted flesh. The minute he did so, his hand disintegrated.

"AAHHHH!!!" Falco screamed in terror.

"JOEBAN MYTHOLOGY!" Declared Joeb as he lectured Y. link on his thoughts of how the world was created.

"No it can't be true! Kazzjaff doesn't exist!!!" Y. Link shouted, his head blowing up in the process.

Joebthegreat cackled maniacally.

"What's all the huh bub I'm hearing?" asked Ness, walking onto the beach.

"YOU N00BZ!" Joeb shouted shooting pickles out of his eyes.

"No! I'm lactose intolerant!" Ness weeped, whilst dying from the amount of dairy found in pickles.

"Did someone, like, say lactose intolerant?" Roy asked, joining the massacre.

"ICP?" Joeb shouted quizzically.

"I'm deafly afraid of clowns!" Roy said, somehow dying from fear.

Samus then walked in just so joeb could kill her as well.

"Uh…GOLD STARS?!?!" He yelled while whipping out golden throwing stars in a ninja like way.

"Argh paper cut out stars have penetrated my armor!" Samus crumpled to the ground and died.

Joeb then laughed more.

"Can I have another hand?" Falco asked.

"NO!" Joeb said somehow sympathetically.

"Please?"

Joeb then raped a baby while eating it raw.

"You sure you didn't want to cook that?"

"PSYBOT!" He exclaimed.

"No!" Falco evaporated at the sound of the words.

"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!" Teal yelled, jumping out of the forest behind joeb.

"Uh oh, time to make my get away! I'll see you in the next life!"

Joeb tried stabbing himself with a knife. Although. The knife just jolted away from his stomach as he tried stabbing himself.

"Kazzjaff has spoken!"

"Then have a pie." Teal said, offering him a hand grenade with a piece of paper stuck on it reading pie.

"Gold stars for all!"

He ate the pie, then exploded, spraying discomforting parts of him all around.

"Victory is mine!" Teal exclaimed.