Z's notes: *in a chair next to a fireplace I was dressed as Santa Claus, munching on cookies and drinking milk. Noticing the readers i clean the crumbs from my fake beard* well ho ho ho, bet you weren't expecting me again.

For those that were expecting the next chapter I'm sorry to say that's on hold for a bit. Not only do I have writers block, but I've been dealing with stuff irl. Rest assured this series is not dead, and after this it shall come back into the new year, hopefully the day before New Years.

*i then cleared my throat as I pull out a giant book* now for all the good boys and girls out there, a special treat for waiting so long. This is a small holiday tale of a certain big family on a very special Christmas.

LLP's Notes: I apologize for both of us for sending this chapter in late. I'm just happy that you are still reading. Also, this is NOT CANNON to the story. Remember that.

Z: What are you doing here? *Stop reading*

LLP: I'm Always here. Now begin!

Z: Anyways... Our story begins in the small town of royal woods...


(An outside screen shoot of Royal woods)

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, no noise can be heard. Not even Lola's bad words'

Looking into the loud house most could be seen sleeping. Tucked away nice and warm in their beds. All except one loud. 'With urgency in mind and no line to the bathroom to be seen. Lincoln could only think'. Getting out of bed Lincoln opened his door. "Man, I've got to pee."

'Making his way to the bathroom in a rush he closed the door, not knowing that he was indeed being watched.' From the twins room 2 sets of eyes can be seen peeking out the door, looking at the light from the bathroom.

Closing the door, Lola and Lana paced around the room. Whiteboard in the center of the room. Many of the images had X's though them. "Well how about one of us wears a hat with a mistletoe hanging off it. Then Lincoln would have no choice, but to kiss us" Lola said drawing a picture of the plan on the board.

Lana then crossed it off with a different marker. "Clyde tried that two years ago and that didn't work. Plus it have to be hanging pretty high up for all three of us to be under it."

'Yet another Christmas kiss plan the twins are trying to think up, but like every year. They just get stuck'. Looking up and around the room the twins get a little scared. "Did you hear that?"

Shaking here head Lola looked back at the board. "Never mind that. Think Lana, there has to be a full proof way to get a kiss from Lincoln. Preferably under the mistletoe." With a blush Lola began imagining a romantic scene where her, Lincoln, and Lana are under the mistletoe. Lips puckered up for a smooch by the fireplace.

Coming up behind her Lana pinched Lola's arm bring her back to reality. "I'm not sure there is a way. Not without letting the cat out of the box." Lana said with a look of defeat, having not alternitves.

As Lola began to think she had to accept the reality of the situation, an idea came to her mind. "Lana you just gave me an idea." A wicked smile began to spread on here face.

'Feeling enough joy from this idea, Lola felt like she'd start to do flips. She began to explain how they would make first claim on his Lincoln's lips' "seriously? Am I the only one hearing that?" Lana said looking around for where that noise is coming from.

(In Lucy and Lynn's room. Around the same time)

Lucy was sitting up right in her coffin. In her lap was an outfit similar to her usual one. However this one was not the classic black of her normal clothes, this outfit was a jolly green and red with matching stockings. In her hand were 2 hair clips. One was a gingerbread man and the other was a candy can. With a sigh she kept looking at the outfit.

'As Lucy sat awake this night looking at her holiday threads. All she could think was that this outfit brought her dread.' As she kept looking at it she remembered the reason she had Leni make this for her.

A scene popped up into her head of Lincoln holding her close, proud that she was willing to come out of her shell and be festive for his favorite holiday ever. However that thought was ruined when images of all her sisters came into mind, even lily was laughing at her.

"Sigh, if only there was a way for only Lincoln to see me in this outfit. Then I wouldn't have to worry about the others seeing me." With a sigh she gripped the hair clips tight. 'With the clothes in hand Lucy was ready to give them a good shred. Then a thought hit her and quickly said,' "I must act quick, while everyone is still in bed." She then covered her mouth afraid she had woke up Lynn.

'When snores were all that could be heard from the atheletic star, Lucy began to get to work. Glad that the materials she needs was not far'

9h ago'On the coming morning of Christmas the house was mighty quite. The adults all went to parties and when the drinks are out, the forget how to call a quits'

This morning all the functional adults are passed out after partying to hard last night. As far as Lincoln is concerned he is the only loud that is actually up at the moment.

With stealth like a ninja, Lincoln had made his at down stairs. Since Lori has left they were finally able to have a Christmas without preopened gifts. Making his way to the tree a pile of gifts were already there. However what struck as strange was 3 gift boxes he had not seen before.

'Reaching the living room with a lot of holiday cheer. He was greeted with the sight of presents both known and new. Glad that unlike some he did not partake in a holiday beer.

One box had a red and green stripped pattern going vertically on it, where as the second box had it going horizontally. Then finally there was one last box. This one was red with skulls the color of candy canes on it. Going up to the gifts he saw they had cards on them.

'With soft steps he approached the unknown boxes of three, just wondering from who they could be.' Looking at the fourth wall Lincoln glares at me. "You mind shutting up, I want to at least open my presents before the others wake up"

'I was running out of things to rhyme with anyways' I had said with a huff of annoyance

Anyways looking at the cards he began to read them. The first he had was a joint card on the two similarly designed present boxes. 'To Lincoln, we wanted to give you a gift and we assure you it isn't tragic. We just want to help show you some holiday magic! From Lola and Lana.'

Not wanting to open the boxes till he read both cards he then looked at the last card. "To Lincoln, I wanted to tell you thank you for all that you've done. You've inspired me to join in on some holiday fun. From Lucy. P.S. I'll give you the worlds worse curse if you tell anyone about this.'

With an eye roll he looked at the three presents and the began to wonder aloud. "So which shall I open first?" That's when the boxes began to squirm and move.

"Open me up first!" Lana's voice spoke from the vertical stripped box.

"No, me first!" Lola's voice said from the horizontal stripped box. Her box moving in a way that it hits the box Lana is in.

Finally the last box had spoke. "No, Lincoln shall open my box up first!" Shouted Lucy's voice from the last box.

Soon the verbal assault was getting to much. All three of them popping out of the boxes. Lucy was wearing her Christmas outfit, the hair pins put in so her bangs are pulled back and showing magnificent blue eyes. The twins however are dressed up in elf outfits. Lola's was pink and Lana's was green. From Lola and Lana's boxes spurted a collapsable pole, with mistletoe hanging from it.

The three of them began to fight as Lincoln looked towards the readers. "Well this wraps up loud house Christmas ova, hope you're all ready for the next chapter. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodni-" at that moment Lincoln got taken down by the three fighting sisters.


Z's notes: *closing the massive book i place it by the side of my chair near the fireplace* now I know what you're thinking. "Why did the Easter ova have lemon and this one didn't?" Well I did this one on my own and it's already late coming out as it is.

LLP: Besides. I was already in bed.

Z: Still I hope you all enjoyed this little story I made and hope you're all ready for the next chapter. I know I keep blaming my personal life for getting in the way, but that's no excuse. I should be done with the next chapter by January.

Anyways for all the good girls and boys that have been reading this fan-fiction thank you for your continued support, and I hope to see you all next year. Except for you Adam, you get coal this year *pulls out a massive chunk of coal*

JK man, I'm just playing with you. Thanks for pointing out any flaws you find in my work. It just goes to show I have a long way to go as a writer. Also that red brick path with fog blocking out vision in the last chapter was a reference to a game i really love.

Anyways *tosses the coal chunk into the fireplace causing it to burn hotter, catching my book and chair on fire* till next time thanks for supporting this story. Merry Christmas and happy new ye- *i then notice my place is burning* call the firefighters!

LLP: *Screaming around in circles while hair is on fire*