Tony grumbled as Fury rambled on and on yelling at the team in this week's debriefing. He wasn't exactly sure why Fury was yelling, he'd tuned out a long time ago, but he assumed it had something to do with the Empire State Building being turned purple in a fight with Loki on Thursday. Taking a quick look around the room he had to keep himself from laughing at his other teammate's expressions.

Bruce was leaning on his hand pretending to listen intently when Tony could tell he was mentally in his lab running experiments. Natasha was sitting back, arms crossed, not even looking at Fury, and more intent on watching Clint, who was shooting paper balls at everyone under the table, not even pretending to pay attention. Steve was also pretending to listen intently, but he had that blank, zoned out look that he got when Tony had tried to explain the awesomeness of Big Bang Theory to him. Thor happened to be in Asguard, lucky bastard, so it was just them. Tony looked at Fury for another minute before smirking and pulling out his phone, grouping all the Avengers in a group chat, grinning victoriously when all Avengers sneakily pulled out their phones.

Tony: Hey guys

Natasha: Stark we're in the same room.

Steve: Tony, we are supposed to be listening, can we not talk later?

Tony: Man stop with the grammar, your killin me,

Steve: You're.

Clint: You're, annoying me too Steve. Tony's a genius I'm pretty sure he's just messing that up to bug you.

Bruce: Tony, Clint, stop picking on Steve.

Steve: Thank you Bruce.

Tony: Science Bro! You're a traitor!

Natasha: Shut it Stark. Why did you start texting us anyway, we're all like a foot from you.

Tony: Yeah, I know that. I don't care. I don't wanna listen to Fury anymore, he's boring me.

Steve: Anything that lasts more than 10 minutes bores you Stark.

Tony: Well, ouch. I don't see any of the rest of you hanging on the edge of your seats either Spangles.

Clint: The man has a point.

Natasha: Sorry Steve, Clint's right. Clint's also gonna be dead if he doesn't stop throwing paper at me.

Clint: Fine I'll throw it at Steve.

Bruce: Guys behave. Tony, Clint, can you go five minutes without causing trouble?

Clint: We don't cause trouble!

Tony: We don't cause trouble!

Natasha: Oh really, I seem to remember coming to a third world country to hunt down a barley sober Tony and a drunk off his ass Clint last week, and finding Tony trapped in a stolen tank with Bruce and Clint shooting paint arrows at natives and occasionally Tony.

Tony:…

Clint: …

Natasha: That's right.

Steve: I didn't hear that story, I was gone last week, what happened?

Tony: NATAHSA NO WE DON'T REPEAT!

Clint: Natasha baby… pretty please don't retell that story. I forgot to kill Tony for it anyway.

Tony: See? You're reminding people of reasons to murder me. I thought we were friends.

Natasha: I threw you out of the window last week.

Tony: Yeah but you knew my suit would catch me.

Natasha: ….

Tony: DIDN'T YOU?!

Natasha: Of course.

Clint: No she didn't.

Steve: When did you throw Tony out a window?

Natasha: When he was drunk, thought I was Pepper and tried to kiss me.

Clint: It was really funny, Bruce has to run from the room.

Tony: Traitors, all of you. I only like Thor now.

Bruce: Hey in my defense I almost hulked out because the big guy didn't really like you falling out of the window.

Tony: That is because I am awesome, and he loves me.

Clint: Suuuurrree Iron Ass.

Natasha: I was totally in the right.

Tony: I'm actually glad you stopped me, though, I could have dealt without the heart attack you nearly gave me.

Steve: You go on one week long mission…..

Bruce: Sorry Steve. You should know by now that you're always going to miss something when you leave.

Natasha: I could throw him out the window again if you want.

Tony: HEY!

Clint: Ohhhhhhh fun J

Tony: Worst best friends ever. I disown you all.

DIRECTOR FURY: I love seeing this is what my agents are doing when they are supposed to be in an important debriefing.

Tony: ….HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!