Roses are Red, Lemons are Sour A NoelxRagna Poem

-Skybarrier101's actual request that I some how manged to screw up- (A/N: This is NOT fanfic lemon, because I am referring to the FRUIT not ROMANCE!)


Roses are red,
Lemons are sour,
You're an SS class criminal, and
Unlike Azeral, you have no power.

I will NOT
Apologize for what I say.
Because it's true,
Still to this day.

That Blood-Sythe
Is nothing more than a slab of metal.
And you destroy order
And with destiny, you meddle.

You are such a
Foul-mouthed jerk!
Knowing you, if you saw an abandoned kitten,
You'd make it hurt.

And, you need to stop caring
About saving the world.
Just settle down, and
Find the right girl.

Not that I want it
To be me or anything.
But you SHOULD consider,
Buying an engagement ring.

Well, think it over,
Ragna the Bloodedge.
Until next time, let's hope that
Nobody pushes you over a ledge!

this is edited. if you find anthing wrong, please review it. Along with any ideas. Please. man, i am sounding pathetic. :P marshmallow