A/N: Sorry everybody about the weird characters that have been popping up. Basically, Plugg, Cluny, and Kurda are all from the series Redwall, and Ice is a Redwall AE of my best friend, Icefox425. Uhhhm, let's see… I think that's it. Oh yeah, and just so you know, I AM NOT ERIN HUNTER AND/OR BRIAN JACQUES!!! (I was really close, too, but the science police took away THAT machine…)

Ice: Hello, and welcome, to WHEEL! OF! TORUUUREEE!!!!!!!! Today we have another dare for a mystery cat! Let's see who it is!!! Hmmm… *motions for Plugg to open a door in the Mystery Box*

Plugg: *opens a door in the Mystery Box*

Mystery Cat: *stumbles out, strait on to the wheel*

Ice: *rolls eyes* Well, with that stupidity, we don't have to guess. Lionblaze, take off the stupid mask, you have given yourself away.

Lionblaze: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes off mask* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ice: OmSC, you idiot.

Lionblaze: Am I that stupid?

Ice: Yes.

Lionblaze: Oh.

Ice: Plugg, be a doll and let in our co-hostess, please.

Plugg: *opens another door*

Mystery White Cat: Hey, all. I am Cluny's girlfriend, Froststar.

Lionblaze: Why is your speech all in bold?

Froststar: None of your beeswax.

Lionblaze: I luuuuuv beeswax.

Froststar: Ewwww!

Ice: Awkwaaard.

Froststar: Cluny, could you please spin the wheel?

Cluny: Seriously, how are you doing that?

Froststar: Come here. *whispers in Cluny's ear*

Cluny: OOOhhhh! I get it. How is this?

Froststar: Peeerfect.

Lionblaze: Pllleeaaase?!

Cluny: Nunca!

Froststar: Really, Cluny? Please do NOT go all Spanish on me.

Cluny: Sorry.

Froststar: It's okay.

Lionblaze: I don't know what is going on, but I most certainly do NOT want to be anywhere near this wheel!!!!!!

Cluny: Oh, well, in that case… *straps Lionblaze in tighter*

Lionblaze: *passes out*

Ice: Wow, that's the most quiet we've had in years!

Cluny: I know, right? *spins wheel*

All Clans: Round and round and round he goes! Where he stops, nobody knows!!!

This is less of a commercial, than an author's note. Well, I just wanted to let everyone know about my best friend's story, called A Good Thistleclaw. It's about what would have happened if Thistleclaw had been a good guy. She pretty much has to rewrite the entire book. You'll see. Guaranteed coolness.

Ice: Aaaand we're back!

Lionblaze: *wakes up and moans*

Froststar: Care to do the honors, Cluny?

Cluny: I'd be glad to, Frosty. *peers over the wheel edge* Ohhhh! Hahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!! He landed on- oh ho ho ho hahahahahaha! Sing Caramelldancen with the music on high in front of a sleeping T-Rex.

Lionblaze: Well, if it's asleep, I guess I have nothing to worry about!

Froststar: Keep tellin' yourself that, Lenny.

Lionblaze: It's LIONBLAZE! Not Lenny, LIONBLAZE!!!

Froststar: Sorry Lenny.

Lenny: LIONBLAZE!!!! LIONBLAZE!!!!! LION!!!!! BLAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues yelling and screaming*

Ice: Someone get some duct tape on that pie-hole.

Cluny: Gladly. *puts duct tape over his mouth* There we go! Muuuuuch better.

Lenny: MMMMHHPPPPPPHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Froststar: We'll see what happens next time, on… WHEEL! OF! TORTUREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!