Jazz Fenton I found out a way to cut an index card and step through it!

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Melissa Wong That's nothing, Chuck Norris divided by zero!

Mars Hoffman dangitttt wong, i was just gonna say that!

Nat Sullivan Chuck Norris could probably step through the index card without cutting it.

Andrew Campbell Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Steph Carmichael That's crazy talk... Chuck Norris doesn't even need to make a move in order to win Connect Four!

Danny Fenton Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chase Williams Dang, Chuck Norris is a legend!

Jazz Fenton Doesn't anyone want to know how to cut the index card?

Tucker Foley Not really. You know, Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...

Mars Hoffman soooo? i've done that...

Tucker Foley ...At night. Has anyone here been able to do that?

Nat Sullivan Actually...

Danny Fenton Dude, I don't even need a magnifying glass.

Tucker Foley -_-


Danny Fenton is reading a book about anti-gravity.

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Sam Manson Is it any good?

Nat Sullivan I'd assume so, since he can't put it down.


Nat Sullivan I think I'm gonna puke... x_x

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Melissa Wong Why, did you catch your parents make out?

Nat Sullivan Their relationship died about 14 years ago, remember?

Melissa Wong Right... Naomi's in the same situation. I keep forgetting you two are sisters.

Mars Hoffman sooooo, did you walk in on her making out w/ her boyfriend?

Nat Sullivan That's crazy talk, Mars! Naomi doesn't have a boyfriend!

Naomi Inoue You know I can read this, right?

Nat Sullivan Yeah, but you know it's true.

Naomi Inoue Don't make me get over there. Which house will you be at, yours or the Fentons'?

Danny Fenton Would you just back off? She's got a fever so high, she has water vapor powers!

Naomi Inoue Quit defending her! You know you belong with ME!

Paulina Sanchez no, Danny belongs w/ me!

Eduardo Ramirez ladies, i'm still single...

Chase Williams Steph and I are starting to become a thing, but I'd still love it if girls fought over me like that...

Danny Fenton Try ghost powers and becoming a superhero, that should help with the ladies.


Mars Hoffman if youuu say beer can with a british accent, it sounds likeee bacon with a jamaican accent. :)

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Paulina Sanchez wtf? no it doesn't...

Valerie Gray Maybe to you, because you can't do a British accent.

Star Avery Oh, like yours is any better, Val?

Valerie Gray You can't do one either, Star.

Andrew Campbell I can do a British accent, ladies.

Camille Campbell No but you CAN do an Australian accent...

Josh Hernandez Would anyone like fish and chips?

Chase Williams They're really fries, not chips. I feel lied to.

Mars Hoffman you think that's bad? i spent thanksgiving in britain and i thought it's illegal to drive on the left side of the roadddd...

Brad Hoffman Did you have to make me re-live that, Marina?

Mars Hoffman Yes, Bradley, I did.

Tucker Foley Uh-oh, full first name basis...

Josh Hernandez Marina, hm?

Sam Manson Yeah, we were all shocked too.


Steph Carmichael I think I'm gonna be sick...

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Eric Ramsey Is it chicken pox?

Steph Carmichael Had it...

Eric Ramsey What about rooster pox?

Chase Williams *dislike*

Feel better soon, Steph.

Mars Hoffman omg! it's ass cancer isn't it?

Eric Ramsey Steph, did you sit on anything radioactive lately?

Sam Manson Where would she find something radioactive to sit on, and why would she sit on it?

Mikey Flynn Don't mind Eric, I hear he was dropped on his head.

Mars Hoffman heyyy ericcc! are you cute? because if you are, we already have something in commonnnn cuz we were both dropped on our headssss!

Chase Williams I'll take your word for it.

Steph Carmichael OMG guys, I'm not LITERALLY sick! I just walked in on my mom making out with Lancer...

Dani Fenton Is that an "ew" or a "yikes"?

Tucker Foley I think I'M gonna be sick...

Sam Manson I think EVERYONE is.

Nat Sullivan *pukes*

Steph Carmichael Yea, I hear ya Nat...

Danny Fenton She LITERALLY puked... I'd know, I had to hold her hair. She's been sick for almost a week!

Eric Ramsey Is it chicken pox?