I decided to throw in some comic relief. There are alot of moments not in BD, so here is something I could see happening. I will update two more times this coming week. Rate and review please!

Disclaimer: Twilight does not have my name on it.

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Emmett's POV

I had finished my nazi game. That was the only reason I started antagonizing Leah. Looking back, it wasn't exactly the smartest thing I had ever done. Jake, I could handle. I had severely underestimated Leah though. Think of Rose. Now give her claws, teeth, and an even worse attitude. That's Leah.

It all started after Jake had made his great escape in the Vanquish. I heard Leah and Seth howling their heads off, and had gone outside and told them to shut it. Next thing I knew, Leah had jumped on me and was trying to rip my throat out. I could hear Eddie and Jazz laughing behind me, but neither made any move to help me. It ended up being Rose that saved my ass.

Ok, now think about being saved by your wife. It isn't the best feeling. From that point on, I swore to myself I would get Leah back, AND Rose wouldn't have to save my ass from that mutt again.

I had only one thought: "Let the games begin." So much better than killing nazi's.

I could tell from the start that Leah didn't know what she was getting into. Jake tried to warn her. He knew about my infamous pranks. Hell, I could see me one day using him for some of them. But Leah had no clue.

On the other hand, I should have asked Jake before I started going after her. He could have warned me about her attitude problem. But then again, he might have found it funny watching me get my ass handed to me by a female dog.

I started out gentle. Just going on the porch and making comments about how men were better than girls, and stuff like that. When I realize that wasn't getting me anywhere with her, I stepped up my game. I went out one day when the pack was patrolling, and rubbed all over the tree Leah had taken to sleeping under. I knew my scent would stick there. And I knew how much she despised our scent, more so than Seth or Jake.

That pissed her off, but she just paid me back by sneaking into mine and Rose's room while we were hunting and rolling around in our bed. AFTER rolling around in the mud. That left me one step behind, AND dealing with a pissed Rose.

After that, it wasn't just games anymore. I was a force of nature. There was no way Leah was walking out of this without being emotionally scarred. First, I convinced Jake to act like he was in love with Leah. He followed her around for days, whining at her, and begging her to give birth to her pups. Then I got Seth to give he the silent treatment. Every time she asked why he wasn't talking to her, Seth would say "You know what you did!" and storm off.

I thought this was all going fine and dandy. But I forgot that once they all phased, she would know why they were doing it. Did I call myself a force of nature? Hell no, that she-dog is.

One morning, after listening to Eddie talk about the baby's thoughts for what felt like forever, I decided to go hunt. I was getting all into it, letting my senses take over, when I felt something hit me from behind. I whipped around, expecting to see Jazz or Eddie, but there was nothing. Considering how fast vampires move, that was pretty weird. But, as always, I ignored it, and went back to hunting. But my prey was gone. Seriously, a whole herd of deer. Gone.

That was when I smelled her. Leah.

I looked around wildly, expecting see her hiding among the trees. She was no where to be seen. And then I heard her. Above me. I looked up just in time to see her as she jumped on me. Shit.

I leave out the rest of the gory details. Let's just say I had to drag myself home, and have Carlisle reattach my arm.

Jazz and Eddie still haven't stopped laughing.

But it was all worth it to see Rose chase down Leah, thump her on the nose, and pull her tail. The entire time, screaming "Bad girl! BAD!" Even if it did mean my wife was saving my ass. Again.

Oh well.

I guess I will stick to killing nazi's.