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Prussia was in his room on the computer, updating his blog. He glanced at the entry from yesterday he posted after dinner.
"The vents didn't leave us with much room, and it was warm from our combined body heat and breathing. It was unawesome being squished between them, but we made do with it as we wiggled away. My sidekick led the way, making me wonder if she's done this kind of thing before, and we climbed up. Spreading our body to climb up through the vents, it was completely unawesome to have to spread my legs with the american behind me. But what made it bearable was that my sidekick had her legs spread above me and her crazy twin had forced her into a skirt today. Aparrently she's a fan of blue underwear.
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Anyways. We kept going on until we found the closet we hid our stuff in. The american went down first then the awesome me and finally my sidekick. We made it with enough time to re-compose ourselves before the bell rang.
I should avoid going into air vents.
Signed,
The awesome that is Prussia"
Lower down, in the larger bathroom, China had taken Rena hostage so he could play with her hair.
"Owie!" Rena winced as he pulled her hair too tightly.
"You look so cute in pig-tails!" China gushed.
'Their called pig-tails how can they be cute?' Rena thought scornfully.
Out in the living room America had taken over and was watching old Batman movies, occasionally striking poses.
In the kitchen Germany was cooking; steak, potatoes, corn, and home made bread were for dinner tonight. He was considering cake also, but dismissed the thought. Maybe friday.
Prussia sniffed, smiling at what he smelled, "West is making bread, it's always better when it comes right from the oven." he told Gilbird, who chirped cheerfully in reply.
"We went early this morning to set up. We divided, each taking four eggs. I went to the lower levels, and my sidekick took the upper.
Three eggs were easy to set, nobody was at school yet, but the fourth was tricky. I was crawling around the vents and i happened to make my way over the office. That was the most hilarious thing i ever saw! That old hag was hitting on West! I bet that creeper was undressing him and he never even noticed. Kesese~! I think it's time to give West the Talk. Anyways, i left my final egg over the old hag and left.
My sidekick put one over each locker room, the awesome should have done that, she wouldn't say much about it just mumbled something like 'i can never unsee that' then she turned green so i decided i really did not want to know. The next one was over the teacher's lounge, apparently our PE teacher and History teacher are dating..or just having a long-term fling. She had trouble on the last one, over drama, and she fell through. She landed in the costume area, i'm not sure i want to know why they have a bird costume. She stuffed the egg in the beak and ran out.
Signed,
The Awesome Prussia."
"Do not let them take me shopping again, please." England pleaded, collapsing into a chair at the table.
Germany offered a half-smile in sympathy before sticking his head out to call after Poland and Riley taking bags upstair, "Oi! Go tell everyone to wash up and come down for dinner!"
Poland ran up stairs and Riley saluted before following.
"Dinner? Thank god!" Rena gasped, squirming out of China's hold and darting into the kitchen, opting to wash in the kitchen along with England and Germany. Prussia came pounding down the stairs and dropped into a seat, drying his hands on his shirt. China came in then Poland followed by Riley.
Sorry for the wait
anyone else sympathize with England?
We decided to give you a treat!
More of a hint, they're not dogs
oh, sorry. that'd be cool though!
Prussia is serious about giving Germany The Talk
Or is he Sirius xD
...that just was not good.
