A/N: So the other day in science, we were learning about glands and science,y stuff And I was like, were is the Tria Gland?????? It was really funny. I must sadly inform you that this is the last chapter….But don't worry because there is going to be a squeal!!!!! And this squeal will be from Daniel's POV, but it will still have lots of Erek and Maria too! Also in that last chapter there was that voice "I'll find the crystal, and I kill your little friends." Well you will find out what happens with that in the squeal. And on with the chapter!


Chapter Twelve: Insanity is a fact.

(Erek's POV)

"Hey Erek!" Marco said running towards me. Maria and I were walking home from school, and "Secret Ninja Marco" was pursuing us. Why am I calling Marco a "Secret Ninja"? Well you see, the whole time we were walking home, Marco was fallowing behind. Hiding in bushes and doing really bad kung fu.

"Bet you didn't know, that I was fallowing you!" Marco said as he took of his "Ninja mask" which was really an old black shirt with eye-holes.

"Yes I would have never known….. TILL YOU THREW THAT BRICK AT MY HEAD!!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINK YOU FOOL!??!?"Maria screamed at him.

Marco put his arm around Maria's shoulder and said, "You know you want me. When you get tired of Erek" Marco handed Maria a paper. "Give me a call".

Then Maria gave Marco "The look of Death" as Daniel calls it.

Marcos face turned pale and he ran away screaming, "SAVE ME DADDY! HELP!"

"One day I swear I'll find that crystal and kill that idiot" Maria mumbled.

I cringed at the thought of what horrible torture Maria would do to Marco if she got the crystal.

As we walked towards the front door I could hear "You're the one I want" from "Grease" blaring out of the house.

I opened up the door to a uhhhh, hysterical sight.

Lourdes, who was in a poodle skirt and Daniel who was wearing tight pants and a leather jacket, were singing "You're the one I want".

I smirked. Perfect time to pull out the old camera.

I pulled my phone out of my pocket and started filming Lourdes and Daniel.

"Daniel! Can you turn off your trash you call music!" Maria shouted.

Daniel and Lourdes stopped singing.

"Hey! You aren't filming that are you!?" Daniel roared at me, clearly embarrassed.

"No! I was just working on a video for the amazing YouTube!" I said.

"You wouldn't" Daniel said.

I just smiled evilly.

"Come one Erek, give poor Daniel a break" Lourdes asked.

"Well I still haven't gotten my revenge from when you ate all the bacon pizza!" I said, remembering that horrible day when I came home from school and there was no pizza!

"Erek you don't even have to eat!" Daniel said.

"Well nether do you. But you still ate my pizza!" I said.

Okay maybe pizza isn't that important, but still…

Then the worst thing happened. Daniel ran out of the room and came back in with a litter of Mountain dew and a bottle of ketchup. Get this, and then he poured the ketchup into the Mountain Dew!

"NOOOOOO!!!!" I screamed.

The poor Mountain Dew! I fell to the ground and started screaming! I mean I have seen some horrible things in my life but nothing as horrible as ruining a litter of Mountain Dew!

Revenge! I must revenge my soda!

I ran out of the house got into Daniel's brand new Mercedes, and started the car. I keep Daniel's keys with me at all times, you never know when you may have to threaten someone with there car.

"NO! WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T HURT MY CAR!" Daniel screamed.

"Well I was planning on blowing it up."I said.

"I'll do anything!" Daniel screamed.

"Buy me all the Mountain Dew in the store!" I screamed.

Three days later…..

(Daniel's POV)

I was sitting in a, I assume important meeting, but I wasn't really paying attention. Work is one of those things I find uuhhhh boring.

All of a sudden……

"WAIT! HE COULDN'T HAVE EVEN BLOWN UP MY CAR WITHOUT HURTING HIMSELF!!!! "I screamed.

Everyone in the room stared at me.


A/N: Lol poor Daniel it seems he always finds a way to make a fool of himself! Now I must say thanks to my reviewers Skyflight Erek's Loyalty, KityPryde, and Riza-san. Also thanks again to Skyflight Erek's Loyalty for the name Daniel. And I was going to say thanks to K.A. Applegate, but then again she made the Animorphs be mean to poor wittle Erek. Okay now you may review! :D