Something New 12

By Female Heero Yuy

Disclaimer: If I owned Kuroshitsuji this would be in the manga. XD

This is what happens when you watch Panda go Panda and have a Sebastian cellphone strap.


Granny swayed back and forth in her rocking chair as she was knitting. She had a smile on her face as he looked out the window. "Ah it's such nice weather today." she stated as she kept rocking in her chair. "I think i'll have Sebastian make me some tea."


Sebastian was in the kitchen preparing for tonights dinner. He was seasoning a large roast when he heard a bell ring. "Ah...it seems granny requires me at the moment." he stated as he looked at his watch. "And right when I was preparing dinner too."

Putting on his coat he went to her room and knocked.

"Come in." She said from within.

"Is there something you needed granny?" he asked plesantly.

"Yes dearie, it's such a wonderful day. So I would like some tea." she smiled at him as she continued to knit. How she was able to knit without looking at her work he didn't know.

"Yes madam." he bowed.

"No no." she scolded him. "I told you call me granny at all times."

He smirked "I apologize."

"You'll make me feel like a stranger if you call me madam."

"I apologize." he repeated. Granny always gave him a long lecture if he called her anything but granny. "If I may then I shall take my leave to make you some tea. Is there any particular one you'd like?"

"Surprise me." she smiled.

He bowed again. Then took his leave. When he got back to the kitchen, another bell rang. "Now it's the young master. Honestly i'll never get dinner finished on time with all these distractions." He walked to his master's study, and knocked. "Excuse me."

"Come in."

"You called young master?"

"Make me something sweet."

"No. You'll spoil your dinner."

"Come oooonnnnnnn!" he whined. "Something like a tart."

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Pleeeassseeeee.."

"No. And we're not doing this all day. I have to go prepare dinner, and granny's tea."

"How come she gets tea but I don't get a tart?"

"Tea is liquid, and granny will eat her supper. Tarts are food, and you'll spoil your dinner." then he turned on his heel without even bowing and left.

"FAVORITISM!" Ciel shouted at his back.


"Honestly the young master is so childish sometimes." he got back to the kitchen. But the roast he'd been seasoning. It was gone. He blinked then looked around. There wasn't anything burnt, so he could safely say Bard hadn't touched it. "Where did it go?" he said aloud, then saw that some of the towels for the use in the kitchen were in disarray. "Now who would of made such a mess?" he picked them up. And saw that they were covered in mud. "How..perplexing. The smudges are too small to be Finni's doing.

When he took the tea to granny he was even more surprised to see some muddy prints on the floor. "Where did this mud come from?"

"I don't know." she smiled. "Oh is that my tea? Thank you Sebastian."

He served her the tea, and wondered how someone could see if someone had done something they shouldn't have, but didn't see what might of happened right before her. "Today's tea is a raspberry tea. I hope you like it."

She took a sip. "It's delicious." she smiled.

Sebastian started following the prints for the culprit. He was rather sure it was the same one who'd taken the roast he was working so hard on for supper. When he lifted the curtain where the trail ended, he blinked. Then squealed in delight.


Ciel blinked when he'd heard a loud sound. He went to the direction he'd heard it. Knocking on granny's door. "Granny.." he peeked in. "What was...ah..ahh.. achoo!" he sneezed. "That."

"Ahh such supple fur, what vivid strips. Eyes like amber." came Sebastian's voice from behind granny. Who continued in her knitting like nothing was wrong.

"Sebastian did you bring a cat in here!" Ciel shouted.

"No....it was already here when I got here." he smiled, holding said cat in his arms.

"That's a tiger! What's a tiger doing here?" he jumped back.

"I don't know." he responded, but he eyes were clearly stating, can I keep it? With glistening eyes.

"Well get rid of it!" he shouted, then sneezed some more.

"But young master, where should I rid of it? I don't know where it came from to begin with. And what's more it ate tonights supper."

Ciel growled, "Just get rid of it!"


Needless to say Sebastian was very disappointed. Mostly because he wanted to keep the tiger cub that'd somehow gotten into the house. He'd already forgiven it for eatting the nights supper. Mostly for being so adorable. He was coddling the thing at the moment. Rubbing his face agains't it, and enjoying it's soft fur.

"But what to do. I obviously can't just let you just roam free." he held it in his arms.

"Sebastian stop dawdling!" Ciel shouted from the front door. "I said get rid of it!"

"But where to rid of it I get?" he asked.

"....What...?"

Sebastian smiled slyly. "Young master I am simply saying that I don't know where to rid of this creature. Can't I not, not keep it until it's owners arrive?"

"No."

"Awww." he pouted. He thought he'd been abit clever. But he guess his master probably figured out he was going to try to get hiim to let him keep it.

"And where's my dinner?"

Sebastian held the tiger out to him. "In his tummy." he said cutely.

"Uhhh. See this is why you should of given me a tart like I wanted."

"Are you saying this is my fault?"

"Partially."

"How so?"

"I don't know yet, but i'm sure it's your fault."

"So it's my fault that the tiger got into the house and ate the meat for dinner?"

"Yes."

"Then wouldn't it be your fault for calling me in the first place to ask for said tart which took me away from my duties which gave the tiger ample time to eat said meat that was for dinner within the time that you had me in your office nagging over said tart?"

Ciel looked perplexed at this question. "Uhhhhhhh...." he tried to answer, but he wasn't really sure what was even said to begin with.

"And wouldn't it be truthful to say that we should take responsibly for said tiger under the circumstances that we obviously can't just let it run while because some one else might find it or kill it thus getting us in trouble in the first place due to the fact that it was on our property first and you know I can't lie so if the police came here i'd end up telling them it was here to begin with and that it ate the meat that was for dinner and that you ordered me to get rid of it even though i'm more than willing to take care of it until the owners come to find him." he smiled cutely.

"Stop using long sentences to confuse me!" he shouted.

Sebastian smiled slyly at his master.

"Fine! Just keep it out of the main house!" he growled.

"Thank you young master."

"But you better make sure people know we have it. Otherwise your gonna get it!" he looked at the demon, but he'd apparently been abit more sneaky than usual, as he'd already put a bow on the tiger. "Don't coddle it! We're still not keeping it!"

"Of course not. I'm just...tagging it, so that way if another appears we'll know."

"Sebastian if there's more than one in this house..."

"There isn't, there isn't." he smiled as he hugged the baby tiger. It purred as he scratched it behind it's ear.


Needless to say Sebastian was very disappointed when the owners came a few days later. He was rather hoping there hadn't been an owner to begin with.

"Thank you so much for finding him. We were so worried." the zookeeper thanked. "I'm also very glad that he didn't do any damage to you or your home. Tigers aren't pets you know."

"I know." Sebastian said gloomily.

"But if you ever come by, please let me know, i'll let you bottle feed him."

"Yeah yeah."

"We're just so glad he's going back home to his mother." granny stated with a smile

"I'm sure she'll be happy as well. She's been very grumpy since he got away. Say bye bye to the nice man." he picked up the tigers paw and made it wave at Sebastian.

He whimpered as he saw the zoo keeper take the baby tiger away.

"Finally!" Ciel threw his hands in the air. "Now the house can go back to the way it was." he sneezed. "Make sure you clean every part of the house til it's spotless!"

"Yes young master."

Granny patted Sebastian on the shoulder, "It's alright sweetie, atleast he's going back with his mommy."

Sebastian pouted at her, "But it was a cutie."

"Tigers aren't meant to be pets, sweetie."

"Why are you calling him sweetie?" Ciel raised a brow.

"He's sad, sad people need to be called sweetie." she smiled. "Why don't we go to the zoo so you can see him."

"Really?" he dragged it.

"Really."

"Hey wait a minute, we don't have time to go to the zoo."

"Yay! The zoo!" Sebastian cheered unlike himself. "We're going to the zoo!"

"Oie! Listen to me!"

"We can go tomorrow." Granny added, making Sebastian one very happy demon.

"Hey! We're not going to the damn zoo!"


Ciel grumbled in distaste as they walked around the zoo. He'd said no about a dozen times, told granny to stop disrespecting his authority. To stop allowing his servants to do what they liked. But in the end. They ended up going. Why? All he could think of was granny had him tied about her finger. It was a real piss off that Sebastian seemed to go to her for whatever he wanted as well. It was like he was the child and he'd go over his parents to get what he wanted like a spoiled brat. And he was the parent. To make matters worse. Granny made him wear very childish clothing. He was in a sailor suit, with a hat. He was not pleased. Sebastian was wearing outfit that made him look abit like he was going to school or the library. Dark slacks, with a white shirt and vest. And he didn't even seem to car that he was walking around like a child in a candy store. Looking at each map they'd pass by for the tiger exibit. Sadly Sebastian also discovered that there were other large cats as well.

"Young master! Young master! Look! Look! It's a leopard!" he pointed excitedly. Ciel would just watch as he went to the next one. "Oooo! It's a wild cat!", then another, "It's an ocelot!.....It's a eurasian lynx!" and on and on it went. Until..."Young master look! It's him! It's him!" he jumped up and down. "It's Alexander!"

"Oh my god. You named it!" he looked embarassed.

"But he needed a name." Sebastian pouted. Then waved at the tiger like an idiot. "Alexander! Hi Alexander!"

"Sebastian control yourself! You're acting like a moron!" he growled.

"Young master look!" Maylene chimed in, "It's a camel!"

"Look at those snakes! They are so cool!" Bard's voice came along.

"Wow! Look at all the birds!" Finni's voice joined in.

Ciel just wanted to be anywhere else, but there. He thought he was going to die of embarassment. Even as the bystanders snickered and giggled at the scene before them. To make matters worse. Granny tied a balloon to his wrist. And it was shaped. Like a bunny's head. And...it was pink. 'Am I the only sane one?' he thought in his head.

A familiar squeal shot in his ear. He covered his eyes and prayed it wasn't who he thought it was and that it was just someone with a simliar voice. When he parted his fingers, it proved to be not what he wanted. Sebastian was jumped about like a small child. And he was holding a stuffed tiger. He saw granny closing her purse with a smile.

"Granny! Don't buy him gifts!" he shouted.

"Aww but I felt so bad he couldn't keep Alexander. So I thought it'd be nice for him to have something to remember him by."

"I'm in hell." Ciel looked up. "It wasn't enough for you to take my parents, you had to give me a demon that was cat obessed, and a grandmother who coddles my servants. What did I ever do you? Did I not pray properly as a child? Did my tearful child innocence annoy you? What?"

"Young master people are going to think your insane if you keep talking to yourself." Came Sebastian's voice from right next to his face. Making him jump.

"Shut up you! Don't talk to me about sanity until you no longer have a cat obession!"


Ciel was more than glad to be tucked into his bed that night, he was ready for the world of that day to be over. When he felt a part of his sheet be lifted he sat up. "What the hell are you doing?"

"Tucking you in with Alexander jr." Sebastian smiled.

"I don't want your stupid stuffed tiger in my bed!"

"But he likes you. He says your warm." he patted the stuffed tiger to "sleep".

"Bad demon! Very bad demon!" Ciel threw a tantrum. "No! No!" he waved his finger at Sebastian's face. "You don't give stuffed animals personalities! Bad demon!" he flicked him on the nose.

Sebastian rubbed at his nose like he had an itch or a cold. Then he giggled as he left the room.

Once the demon was gone he laid back down on his bed. He wanted to just drift off to slumber land where he could leave the insanity behind. But he couldn't seem to fall a sleep. Tried as he might, he couldn't help but think something was a miss. Reaching behind him he pulled the stuffed tiger to hug it to himself. He sighed in relief as slumber came to him almost instantly. "Goodnight, Al." he said.

"Goodnight Ciel." Came a voice.

"DAMN IT SEBASTIAN! STOP TRYING TO SCARE ME!" he shouted at the demon as he sat up.

"It wasn't me. It was Alexander."

"Didn't you just leave!"

"I did, but Alexander likes it when I read him a bedtime story." he held up a book.

"You bastard! Get out!"

"Once upon a time..." he started.

"Sebastian!"


Ahh I must be insane. But after watching Panda go Panda. I couldn't help but think of this. XD BTW that's a very cute anime, you all should watch if you haven't. Goodnews, I passed my Art class with a B. I probably would of gotten an A, but I missed half the semester. Litterally. So considering that. A B is pretty damn good. I failed my math class as expected, but heck I missed alot. There was no way I was going to pass X.x.

Well anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. XD I actually tried to make it as long as possible, but it just didn't want to be. XD So this is the shortest chapter of Something new. I really do have a Sebastian Cell phone strap. Actually I bought the set XD And an extra Sebastian one so that way I wouldn't have to use the set. XD And I got my volume 2 of Black Butler gahh! All the stuff that I loved in one! I'm so jealous of Madam Red!

On anothe note, I also posted a fic in the Katekyo Hitman Reborn section . It was actually coming out longer than what I expected. So it's gonna be a chapter fic too. Hope you all enjoy it if you decide to read it!

Critiques and Reviews are like always greatly appreciated =3