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Put it back Moony!

Nope.

Haha! Black, what happened to you?

Stupid Moony and his magic!

Padfoot, I must say, looking like that you won't get girls for a long time.

Good one Moony!

I'm going to Dumbledore after this; he'll move my mouth back.

It looks charming on your forehead though.

Laura Hayes ran away from me yesterday.

Well, you can't blame her.

You look so funny.

If you say one more thing, I will burn off your eyebrows in your sleep.

And if you do that, I will move your nose to where you mouth used to be.

You wouldn't dare.

Hey if I moved your mouth to your forehead, I can do anything.

I hate you.

The feeling's mutual.

Q. All: Who names their buddy old pal Moony?


Someone who hates him like me!

We have already told you this; we named him Moony because he showed of his 'moon' in fourth year.

Again? I did not!

Shut up you, face changer.

Oh, good insult, Black.

Moony's a cool name, it's much better than 'wormtail'!

Hey you said you liked that name!

I only said it to keep you quiet.

Ah, shut your face fat boy.

I'll get Moony to move your nose.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Why did you bother writing that?

Moony please move my mouth back!

Only if you stay off girls for a week.

What the fuck? How am I only to get girls with my mouth on my forehead anyway?

After that.

For a week? You've got to be kidding!

Do you want your mouth back?

So the girls will love you again?

So you can snog them senseless?

Stop it! I can't live without girls for a week! I had enough trouble not have one last night!

Well you're going to have to live wit that mouth on your head.

You won't have any girls for a month because there to scared to go near you at the minute. So would you rather go without them for a month, or one measly week?

I'll take the week thank you very much.

Good, so if I move your mouth back, at the end of this, you'll stay off girls for a week?

As much as it pains me to say it, yes.

Good.

Q. Lily – when you have kids with James, what do you intend to call them?


The boy – James junior and the girl – Lily junior.

If I do have kids with James, which I highly doubt, their names will not have the word junior in them!

Why don't you think you'll have kids with me?

James we have only just started going out.

So, you're my life partner!

Ew!

You sound like a girl, Padfoot.

James why don't you want to play the field like me?

How long do you intend to 'play the field' for?

All my life.

You'll be dead in five years; they will all rally together and kill you.

Well, at least I'll have had more girls than James.

Is that all you care about? 'Having' more girls than James?

Pretty much, yes.

Now that's disgusting.

Not really the girls don't seem to mind.

Stop winking at me, its disturbing.

Do you want me to kick you 'there' again, Padfoot?

No! Don't kick me there! Again!

Well shut up then or we will get Remus to move that somewhere else too.


Q. Sirius – Are you badly hurt?


As well as my mouth hanging round on my forehead, I have a black eye from which Prongs gave me. Moony went for my knees and they are bruised, and it bloody hurt when Prongs kicked me there

Well you deserved it, dickface.

All I said was that I was meeting Evans and Mason in the broom closet. Oooh Evans AND Mason, what fun that would be.

Black, I wouldn't, look at Remus.

His face looks distorted.

I think your going to be kicked there again.

I'd run if I were you.

No, they can't scare me.

They scare me.

Well, to be honest Wormtail your scared most of your life, you're such an annoying little shit.

There coming closer!

Prongs, Moony I'm sorry! Don't kick me there again!

Calm down James.

I am calm, but I'd be a lot calmer if I didn't have that FOOL in my life.

I am not a fool.

Believe me you are.

I love you too, Moonpie.

Well, we fucking hate you.

Nice to know, beautiful cheeks.

Wait, what 'cheeks' are you talking about?

Wouldn't you like to know? PRONGS! Wormtail fancies you! He wants to see your 'cheeks'.

No I don't!

It sounds like you've already seen them, Black.

Can we stop talking about this? Let's move onto another topic, which means we should change the question!

Q. Sirius - What would make you consider a serious, proper relationship (like Lily & James') with a girl?...Possibly with me? I think you're hot, great, intelligent, funny, fit, confident...and the list goes on... - Queen Islanzadi


This girl is so wrong.

How can anyone think you're funny and intelligent? The only thing on that list that is true is that you are confident, a bit too much for my liking.

Hey Jamsey, I think she's after me, you're a sly one Evans, you didn't deny that you thought I was hot, fit and great.

Lily's blushing!

I am not! How can I not turn red when he just took his shirt off and keeps dancing over the chairs!

Evans fancies me :)

How can I fancy you when I love James?

I don't know how your mind works Evans!

Padfoot how many times this year have you been beaten up?

Why?

Because we are about to add another to your list!

Helllllllp!

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