First off, thanks for all the favorites/alerts/reviews! Made me so happy!

And for the twins names, it seems like it shall be...

FREY AND FYRA!

Sorry, but I'm not going to take one name from two different options. But thanks anyway.

Anyway, have any of you heard about/seen the new show Shezow. I love it and find it hilarious! But some people *cough* DAD and *cough* ONE MILLION MOMS *cough, cough* are freakin' out about it. So, what is your opinion on the new show Shezow?


Arthur slowly opened his eyes, groaning softly. He heard muffled wailing. Why did he agree to let Merlyn have the chambers next to his? And why did Gwen have to go visit her cousins, now? He threw back the covers, stepped into his shoes, and grumbled his way out the door.


Arthur stomped over to Merlyn's door and knocked, loudly. If anything, the wailing increased in volume.

"Oh, what is it!" An exasperated voice yelled from inside. The door opened by itself and Arthur walked into chaos.

Merlyn was desperately rocking a feeding baby to her chest while using magic to change the other's soiled diaper. Her eyes were flickering between blue and gold. In all honesty, she looked awful. Her dressed was soiled by spitup and drool, her hair in complete disarray, and she had large bags underneath her eyes.

"Hey, Merlyn." Arthur greeted hesitantly, walking closer to the witch.

"Is it morning already?" Merlyn asked before coming to a realization. "We woke you up again, didn't we?"

"No, I couldn't sleep anyway." He lied, previous anger completely gone. "Have you slept at all."

"Yes. No? I don't know?" Merlyn yawned, handing Arthur a whimpering Fyra. "I can't remember.

The tired witch put the snoring Frey into his crib before taking Fyra away from the King. She sang a few words in the Old Religion and the baby closed her eyes within minutes. Arthur smiled.

"Why isn't any of the nursemaids helping you?"

Merlyn smiled tiredly. "They're a tad bit wary of 'witches spawn' as one of the older ones put it. Besides, I can't stand them shrieking every time I try to clean a diaper by magic." She laid a sleeping Fyra down softly, sighing at the silence.

"Well, I-" Merlyn frantically hushed him. He hadn't realized how loud he was being. They both froze, praying neither of the twins would wake. Merlyn let out a breath of relief before Fyra let out a screech.

"GET OUT YOU BLOODY PRAT!" Merlyn roared, pushing him away with her magic. He yelped, skidding backwards.

"But-"

"OUT!" He flew out of the room and hit the corridor's wall. the door slammed shut and he sat there, stunned.


"Gwaine!" Arthur called, jogging towards said knight. Gwaine had just been leaving the tavern, after being rudely kicked out by the barmaid's husband. He turned, surprised to see the King of Camelot charging towards him in his bedclothes.

"What is it princess?"

"Could you get the other knights." He panted.

"By 'other knights' you mean Percy and Leon, right?"

"Of course that's what I mean!"


And that is why, the next day Merlyn was sprawled out on her bed, fast asleep, as the Arthur, Leon, Percival, and Gwaine took care of her twins.

Okay, well that's it. Single moms probably have to go through raising kids on their own and with twins, it must be way worse. Sorry this chapter wasn't very humorous the next one will be!

And by the way, where do you guys stand on Gay Rights. I'm not trying to start a fight, I'm just really interested to know. If you've read my profile (I doubt many of you have) you know where I stand.

Leave any ideas in a review and...

-Ash out