Hunger Games Facebook: Sibling Rivalry
Katniss Everdeen has HAD ENOUGH. THATS IT, MOM AND DAD. IM SICK OF THIS... THIS MINDGAME YOU PLAY. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY 13343424232 FOLLOWERS AND MY 54673323423786987 FRIENDS. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE: ME OR PRIM?
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Rue: I have terrible fights with my siblings over this, but I'm really excited to find the answer.
Primrose Everdeen: Literally, same.
Katniss Everdeen: Well? Mom? Dad?
Mr. Everdeen: You.
Mrs. Everdeen: Prim.
Primrose Everdeen: WAIT WHAT DAD
Katniss Everdeen: MOM
Mrs. Everdeen: I'm sorry if I like the daughter that didn't get her sister blown up.
Mr. Everdeen: Tbh Prim I don't even know you we should talk more Rate: 5 or 6
Primrose Everdeen: Daaaaaaad this isn't faaaaair! I'm the youngest, so I'm the favorite!
Katniss Everdeem: You heard the man, he doesn't even know you, you soggy sock.
Rue: Buuuuuuuuuuuurn.
Primrose Everdeen: Oh yeah? You cold chicken nugget!
Katniss Everdeen: Saltless peanut
Primrose Everdeen: Useless walnut
Katniss Everdeen: You half frozen waffle
Peeta Mellark: LADIES. LADIES. PLEASE. RELAX. THE PEETMISTER IS HERE, YOU CAN TELL HIM ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.
Katniss Everdeen: Go away, Peeta. - Primrose Everdeen likes this comment
Katniss Everdeen: Don't like my comments, you tumor baby!
Primrose Everdeen: MOOOOOOM. KATPISS EVERMEAN MADE FUN OF MY C-SECTION AGAIN!
Mrs. Everdeen: Girls... please.
Mr. Everdeen: I change my mind. - Mrs. Everdeen likes this comment.
Mr. Everdeen: Gale is my favorite child welcome to the family Gale.
Gale Hawthorne: ALRIGHT
Katniss Everdeen: I'M RUNNING AWAY.
Primrose Everdeen: I HATE YOU.
Thresh I've never really had a sibling rivalry. Me and Cuntsickle get along fine.
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Katniss Everdeen: Thresh, that's no way to talk about your sister.
Primrose Everdeen: You literally just called me a half frozen waffle.
Katniss Everdeen: That's different.
Primrose Everdeen: Katniss y u do dis
Peeta Mellark: You just don't talk about your sister like that, man.
Johanna Mason: Even I didn't call any of my 8 siblings that.
Boggs: Darling, did your parents had a TV?
Johanna Mason: My parents didn't have cable.
Boggs: Right.
Peeta Mellark: Where's your decency?
Thresh: What's the big deal?
Cuntsickle: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Katniss Everdeen: Oh... your sister... her name is... oh.
Johanna Mason: WHY KIND OF NAME IS CUNTSICKLE. THAT'S A TERRIBLE NAME. WHY?
Cuntsickle: Hey, fuck you.
Johanna Mason: Who's next, Douche Nozzle?
Cuntsickle: That's my father's name, yes.
Johanna Mason: Bye.
Peeta Mellark: Im srry but ur name is stoopid
Peeta Mellark: Omg sorry, I got hacked. My brother.
Thresh: I don't believe you.
Peeta Mellark: I did!
Thresh: I'll kick your ass, 12.
Peeta Mellark: But... I... okay.
Katniss Everdeen: I think your name is lovely, Cuntsickle.
Cuntsickle: Hahahaha. You thought Cuntsickle was my real name?
Iris: No. My name is Iris. Hahaha. Fooled ya.
Katniss Everdeen: This is a train wreck.
Thresh: My grandfather was hit by a train.
Primrose Everdeen: HAHA. Get real.
Thresh: No, he literally was.
Primrose Everdeen: I'll leave now.
Peeta Mellark I don't know what sibling rivalry is! My brother's all love me! MY ENTIRE FAMILY LOVES ME.
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Mr. Mellark: And we're so proud of you, son.
Barley Mellark: Lol wutevr buttface no1 lks u
Rye Mellark: 'Laugh out loud, whatever buttface, no one likes you.'
Barley Mellark: U shd go st on a dck
Rye Mellark: "You should go sit on a dick."
Barley Mellark: Oh rght u alrdy sit on your gfs dck lol cx
Rye Mellark: 'Oh right, you already sit on your girlfriend's dick, laugh out loud, smiley face.'
Mrs. Mellark: YOU PIECE OF SCUM TRASH
Peeta Mellark: Aw, I love you guys too!
Katniss Everdeen: Peeta, I don't think this is out of love.
Peeta Mellark: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KATNISS THEY LOVE ME YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY ISNT AND NEVER WILL BE AS PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL AS OURS. I HAVE A LOVING MOTHER AND FATHER AND BROTHERS WHO WOULD GIVE THEIR LIVES TO PROTECT ME.
Katniss Everdeen: CHIIIIIIIIIL
Barley Mellark: lol were 2 cool 4 u Katpiss Evermean go bck 2 scum town u seam hoe
Rye Mellark: 'Laugh out loud, we're too cool for you Katpiss Evermean go back to scum town you seam hoe."
Rue: *shots fired*
Thresh: So... you weren't lying.
Did you like? Did you hate? Sorry, I havent been on lately. I got an assload of projects going on, and I'm training for 3 different UILs (Prose, Theatre Arts, and Choir) so I'm just exhausted. But! That's no excuse. So did you like it? I wanted to try and make it funny, but I'm not a very funny person so... please, just leave constructive critism on what you think would be funny and what I should take out.
I hope you enjoyed! As always, R&R! I love you guys *.*
