CHapter niene: Space-hitler's final frontier
Havox restored power to the elevator the same way he did in chaprter 3 and ran to the ships hamger.
"Whats going on" asked Helga.
"Bitchcakes tried 2 reap me " said havok "so Clank came from the future and a buch o black niggas killed her."
"NOWAI" said sicks.
"yes." said Haxov "now, the SS Q-forse will need a new commander."
"That' has 2 be Qwerk" said Felga.
"IKR" said skuids
"I no " said Havox "but he and the rest oft the Q-teem has been nazi-napped."
"NO!" went Helfa. "THE LIFE OF MI LOVE!"
Don't worry "said havoc "Il'll resqu dem rum Spacehitler." and he climbed into the back and red milienum flacon.
"IM gong whiff u" said Helga to havok
"No " he serif "its 2 dangerous"
"But I need 2 go! she yelled"
"Why?" axed Hacov
"Because,…..beacause…SPACE HITLER IS MI FATHER!111" she blurted.
"NOWAI !" said Dust
"Yes, " said Helgo "He's always bin mi father, but i kept it in secret.
"Its K", helga " said homax "we caint halp whoo r prents R"
"THNX 4 underpinning" said Halgo
"no prob" I said "Letsgo"
and we blasted of towards Spitler's swastika ship.
To bee continooed!
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Havoxs ship woodshed loundy throo spece, but the spacs Nalis didn't hherr cuz ders no sound in spawce
"The Snazlis wont see us , cuz ive bput a cloxking hevice on the ship" explianed Facon.
"K" said Helga
and the Nazi ships dint see them.
We sled trio to sneak in thrioo the garbage outlet, "dat leads 2 da prison where Qwert will be" sid helgo.
"How do u no?:" asked Garox.
"Because i no Valkeri ship bualding techniques" she said. And she did cuz she was a valkeriy
"O" saif haxox.
"look "sid Gergla "deer opening the garage outlet rite now!" she said again "wee cin sneak in"
"how convenient" said hevox, and he blasted his ship forward bast all the junk and into the ships equivalent of a butthole.
"we're im" said havoc landing hs ship in the ship.
"OMFG," screamed HELA "LOOK OVER DER" she pnted
in tha corener of the room she saw a curled up green figure. it was ….CAPT QWERT!11"
Helga ran uo 2 him and hugged him "OMGOMOGMOGMOGMOG HOW DID U MANAGE 2 ESPANE hITLER?" she rasped.
"I flushd mislef down the toilet" said qwerdk.
"How resourceful" sad Hacov roliing his ice.
"O Waow, that is so smart" said Halga and i love smart men." she sead.
"well…" said Gwerk bushfully. "I am smart. And a man!"
and then she tore off her cloves and pounced on qwert like a rabid wolverine with an epidiumus complex.
Qwert took off his phants and then…A securty robot shaped like a big bomb showed up.
"SEXBUSTER" yelled qwedq!
"OH NO" went halfa.
"Havox pulled oot his magaman arm cannon and charged up. "Don worry i got this" he swed.
And he shot the robot and it exploded loudly.
Sudenelee a klaxon came on and sed" intereder alert!" it repeated.
"oh no." sid havoc as sucsrity Nazis came.
"Freez in da name of da heisen fuhur" dye said in a gvalkiry accent.
"No" said havoc. and he shoouted them with his armcannon. "Lets go to the detention bey area.
"KK" said qwerty.
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QWERk and Helga had taken ta nazi troopers unicorns and put them on, cuz they lost ther own cloves in the garbage machine, which Haxox got them oot of like he did the escalator in ch3.
"We gota find da dention centre said qwert.
"Yeas" said havoc who was disguised as their prisoner. "with u2 discussed we shuld have no tribal getting der.
sudenlee a gaord showed up….it was a nazi!
"Where r u gong? he asked.
"we gong 2 da detention certer, 2 put dis gui in da cells" lied Halfga.
"o" said the gourd. "KK"
they went on walking, but the gerd said "weight"!
they all froozed, Haxox got reedy 2 use his megaman cannon.
"be arfu" said the guard." 1 of da prisoners escaped eerlier and we cant find him."
"kk" said Hekla "will b careful." and the they went 2 da detention room.
"Dat was close said Fwerg.
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Hoavex and he's friend s got into the deetionion arena.
"Whats the sucrety password?" asked the guard.
"It's your mom!1" screamed helga, who pulled oot her plasmo pisstil and charged it up at the guard.
"chaudenfrauder!" went te guard. (which is valkery for "Total BS")
And Helga blasted da gard in da faze and she died faster than the firfly TV series.
"OMFG" went Havor "WTF did u doo that 4".
"That was Angela, " said Felga "A snooty bitch who, when i was a teenager, told mi i wood never b with caoptin qwerg cuz he was 2 famous 4 me."
"thats terrable" saed qwert.
"I no, that y i killed her." repselnonded Gargle.
"good thing too." said qweerg.
"lets have sex now." sai gilga.
"Not yet, weened to resQ the gang. said horax.
"UR right " said QWerty. "our friends must come first."
Then havoc saw Gaget and cyborg, in a cell 2gether. "wow, ! this is just like how we 1st met, Huh."?
"Yeah" said gadget.
Therie was anodder Lomax in da cell with dem.
"Who r U asked "? hacoc.
"My name is rabbi JayZee." Reprocaed the old lamboax "and im a proprot."
"Now WAI"! saif Helga.
"Yes" said The jew "And I have seen u in 1 of mi visions, hakox."
"You no who I am gonna be?" asked Hacov.
"Yes" said the jewish guy. "I no your troo destiny." Sed JZ
"Whut izzit!?" I asked.
"Your destiny is to become…Havox freeman, the lomax master of space and hegegogs AND THE TRUE HIGH KING OF SKYRIM." he replayed wisely.
"Woah." Went every1.
Get us and the others oot" said Syber. "BTW did you fing sigmind yet? he's still mi waifu."
"Nawt yat" said "hacoc.
"I no where he is" said Asterd with confident "I an robotics export, so I can sense when robots are around."
"Coll" said Havox.
"OMFG sareamed coyer "where iz he!"
"Heiz rite der!" Sreamed aster! piointing!
Sudenlee a lazor blast came across the room and hit rabble JZ. Every1 looked at the direction the blast came from, it was the same reason Aster was pointing. Standing there in a red coloered mecha mobile souit was a short little tall gui with a hitler-mustach, he was angery, bald, and wearing a t-shit that said "I h8 l0mbaxes", it was …Spcae Hiltlor!1111.
AN: Dis chjapta was reely fun 2 rite. I hop u liked. If u did b sure 2 leeve mi a good reviow and let mi no if ders anyting I can do 2 mak da fic betta. I will aslo rite short storees bi da request of mi aboring fAns (Das u guize). But shool starts nex week so I wilnt not b able 2 rite as much :=(
