Although I do thank everyone for their naming suggestions, this one I had to invent, but I will keep all ideas in mind...

"Come on, it'll be fun!"

Four knights and one servant looked at the lop-sided tavern warily.

"Why?" Percival asked.

"What's wrong with going to a tavern with my knights?"

"I think it's going to this tavern," Leon said. "It's doesn't look very safe."

"I'm sure it's fine!" Arthur said as he strode to the doorway with confidence. He turned and looked at the lingering quintet. "Are you going to defy your king?"

Elyan looked up warily.

"Percival, is it possible you could stand on the right side of the bar?"

"Merlin?"

"Gwaine?"

"I think it's safe to say, this is your fault."