EPISODE 11

Luke and Clive are driving down a road, talking.

Luke- You do realise I will need to go back and see my son.

Clive- Why?

Luke- He's my son. I want to see him.

Clive- We are not going back there.

Luke- Why?
Clive- Did you see the looks they were giving us? The think we're queers.

Luke- …we are.

Clive- Well, anyway, it's a nice day to be eloping, isn't it.

Luke- Stop changing the subject.

Clive- I'm doing nothing of the sort.

They laugh as they drive off.

FLORA AND JANICE'S CAR

Flora- So whatcha wanna do first? We could get our nails done, go shopping, get stuff for the baby. Oh, yeah, I have been thinking of names for him. I like Adam, or Andy or Adrian. You know, something beginning with A.

Janice- Shouldn't Luke name him too? It's his baby.

Flora- Janice, you're my friend right?
Janice- Always.

Flora- Can I tell you a secret?
Janice- What?

Flora- It isn't his baby.

Janice- What? Who's baby is it's?

Flora- I've said enough already.

Janice- No, you have to tell me.

Flora screams suddenly. Janice jumps, and swerves. She regains control of the car.

Flora- Ohmigod…

Janice- Are you ok?

Flora- I think my waters just broke…

LAYTONS CAR

Layton speeds down the road, drunk and speeding.

Layton- all we hear is…radio…da da…dad da da da da…shit. Forgot the words.

He drives faster down the road.

DIMTIRI'S CAR

Dimitri is driving down the road, his eyes closed, head banging to some music. He doesn't notice the drunk Layton behind him, Luke and Clive arguing driving towards him, and Flora in labour, and Janice freaking out and screaming coming in from the side.

Nobody notices the other drivers and they get closer and closer to each other.

There is a huge crash.

EVERYONE- !

Layton- Damn pigeons!