Hello world! Here is the next chapter! Now I decided to put some drama in here and as always some Jack Cakeston Comedy!


Jack was waiting by the tree in Fairy Tail's courtyard for Erza. When a badly designed DBZ character walked up to him.

"So what's your angle?" Laxus asked. Jack gave him a confused look. "You know what I mean. Why did you, a guy with no ambition or past join Fairy Tail?" Now there was some understanding going on as Jack gave his classic smile.

"I joined because that old man offered me something I never truly had." Now it was Laxus's turn to give a confused look. "He offered me a family."

"Haha! That's why someone as strong as me joined this pathetic guild?!" He laughed and mocked our spiky black haired hero… Ok maybe not a hero but a uhh… Protagonist!

"Yes that's exactly why. I never truly had a family, but right now I am feeling far more complete." His eyes drifted and he spotted his "girlfriend" walking towards him.

"Now if you'll excuse me. I have to weather the oncoming storm." He said dejectedly. Laxus saw the said storm and began walking in the opposite direction. He wasn't dealing with a pissed off Erza. Jack as he walked towards her began to se her eyes were filled with… Fury? Rage? Maybe just Anger?

"Jack! Come with me." She grabbed his arm and dragged him off to her dorm at Fairy Hills. Once they went into her dormitory and closed the door. She went off on him. "What the hell were you thinking?! Saying that you already lost your virginity! Like it's a fucking accomplishment! How do you think I feel?! I don't know if you forgot, but you took MINE!" She let out her rage and was breathing heavily. Then Jack took the bull by its horns and pissed it off some more!

"Come on Erza there's no reasons I be pissed. I was being myself and making smart comebacks. I wasn't referring to our "fun fun time" so it's all good!" The Titania's face went from angry to flustered to all out rage.

"ALL GOOD?! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! SOME SORT OF GOD?!" She requiped a pair of scissors. "If the next thing you say is stupid then I'm cutting little Jack short. Got it?" He nodded. Then grabbed a pen and a piece of paper. She looked at him with a confused face. Then he wrote something on the paper and gave it to her. It read.

"Erza, my dearest Erza. I know your angry and what I said was wrong. If it makes you feel any better at you know you can take it pretty hard. Am I right?" She looked at him.

"I'm cutting it off." His face went into pure fear then frantically pointed at the written message. She looked at it again and saw a P.S.

"P.S since I actually never said any of this you can't touch little Jack… As much as I know you want to again!" She looked up at him then her eyes started twitching.

"Your right… I will let you go for now! Anyways… Get out of my room!" He didn't need to be told twice! Hell he jumped out the window. Just to get out of the building as quickly as possible.

Erza sat down on her bed. Honestly ready to die. How the hell were they going to raise a child? "Stop thinking that way Erza! You might not even be pregnant! But… If you are then what will you do? You and him hate each other's guts. Wait does he hate my guts? Hell do I hate his?! I'm so confused!" She grabbed the nearest pillow and began punching it. "You're stronger than this Erza! You are the Titania of Fairy Tail! You don't take peoples shit, you give it to them them!" She stopped beating the poor pillow when she saw its stuffing pouring out the side. "I guess I will just take today off and nap. That will make me feel better." She told herself out loud and then requiped into Pajamas and laid down to sleep. She quickly fell into a deep sleep.

Jack by then had started walking the streets of Magnolia. And he did so with so much swagger that people may have thought he owned the whole damn city! But as he was walking through the streets he saw a face that he never really wanted to see again. Black hair and brown eyes, with a slightly fuzzy beard. He quickly hid in the nearest alley.

"What the fuck is he doing here?! If he is here then that means ether I've been found by them, or it's just a fluke. Even so I can't allow him to find me or even a trace of me." The man Jack was referring to walked past the alley in which Jack was hidden. "I guess I should follow him out the city. Confront him when he and I are a good distance away from the city… Then elimin- no! Defeat him and make myself look like I was going in the opposite direction of Magnolia." With those thoughts Jack began to follow. Making sure he wasn't detected. After following the man around for about three hours. The man began the journey away from the city. After about walking over two miles from the city, Jack revealed himself.

"Hey, been awhile hasn't it?" The man stopped moving. Without turning around to look at Jack he spoke.

"So it was you following me throughout the city. Yes it has been awhile." Nether of them made a move. Instead they carried a casual conversation.

"We're you actually looking for me, or was it just a fluke and I revealed myself for no reason?"

"No I was looking for you. Now then are you ready? We are going home."

"No you are. I already have found my home and that's the home I will return to."

"You always were stubborn, Takahiro!" He turned around and looked Jack in the eye. "Or should I say, Jack Cakeston?"

"Yeah that's my name! Let's get started, Issei Mitomi!"


HAHA! A cliffhanger! Also I am now giving some spot light on the Mitomi clan and their members now. This Arc we are on is the "Prologue to Mitomi War"! The events of the next 2-3 Chapters are all that's left before we begin closing in on the end of Jacks tale. As always! Review!