11. Play the Barbie Girl by Aqua song non-stop for a week.

Early in the morning of day 5 of Barbie week:

"- Hi Barbie! - Hi Ken! - You wanna go for a ride? - Sure, Ken! - Jump in! - Ha ha ha ha! I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world," a speaker played.

"Ugh NO! NOT AGAIN!" Voldemort mumbled in his sleep as he rolled over and put his pillow over his head to try to block out the song, "This is the fifth time this week!"

"Dark Lord, it's playing again," Lucius said going into Voldemort's room.

"Yes I can tell Malfoy. I am not deaf," Voldemort snarled being very grumpy because evil people are not morning people.

"Come on, Barbie, let's go party I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky," the speaker kept playing.

"GET ME MY EAR PLUGS!" Voldemort screamed.

"Uh…Dark Lord…"

"WHAT!"

"Um…well you turned my wand into your ear plucks and since you already burned your wand…and you couldn't find anything else to turn into ear plucks and…well…yesterday when the music ended you threw the ear plucks into the fire because you thought it was over…"

"GRRR! Curse whoever sings this!"

AN: Gosh I never realized how perverted that song is until now. This is what I get for being friends with guys, they make everything perverted! Anyway, please review.