A FROZEN DELAY


IDINA MENZEL (as Elsa of Arendelle, ascending The North Mountain) (Singing):

Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry!

(Stomps ground to unleash her powers)

Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the storm rage on!

(Nothing happens. Stomps ground again)

Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the storm ra...

(Still nothing happens.)

IDINA MENZEL (Irate): Hey, where is the ice palace?

DIRECTOR CHRIS BUCK: (yelling): Slush! SLUSH! Where is that no account winter sparrow man?

GLISS: Oh! Oh! Oh! He's over here. (Pointing to crate behind the cameraman)

DIRECTOR CHRIS BUCK: Well tell him to get his wings in gear, we're filming Idina's big number.

GLISS: Slush. C'mon, Slush. Time to get to work.

DIRECTOR CHRIS BUCK: Well?

GLISS: Uh…, well…, he's meditating.

DIRECTOR CHRIS BUCK: Meditating? Well wake him up!

GLISS: Well, um… when he gets like this it's kind of hard to make him snap out of it.

DIRECTOR CHRIS BUCK: Oh for… (Storms over to Slush.) WAKE UP!

SLUSH (chanting): …oohhmm…

DIRECTOR CHRIS BUCK: Hey, wake up. You've already cost us a lot of money on one wasted take. Now snap to Mister!

SLUSH (chanting): …oohhmm…

DIRECTOR CHRIS BUCK: Are you listening to me?

SLUSH (chanting): …oohhmm…

DIRECTOR CHRIS BUCK: You have five seconds to get to work.

SLUSH (chanting): …oohhmm..

DIRECTOR CHRIS BUCK: That's it. You! Are! Fired!

SLUSH (chanting): …unio-on…

DIRECTOR CHRIS BUCK: Dyahh! That's it. LUNCH!

IDINA MENZEL: But it's only 9 a.m.

DIRECTOR CHRIS BUCK: AAAURRGGHHH! Okay, fine. BRUNCH! Everybody clear out so the glacier fairy can finish his "mediation."

(Entire cast and crew of FROZEN heads off to the camp on the opposite side of The North Mountain. Slush remains and continues his chanting for several more minutes until…)

SLUSH: Okay, ready. (Looks around.) Hey, where did everybody go? Oh well. (Sits down in cross legged form and) …oohhmm…


I hope you enjoyed this little bit of FROZEN fluff. Thanks for reading.