Chapter 12
AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo Since when? Oh, since you, I forgot 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu How?! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric Two things: One, Cedric is dead, and two, HOW THE FLUCK DO YOU MIX UP HAGRID WITH CEDRIC? ok! Why do you always end the unneeded Author's Notes with "ok!"?
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists *facepalm*. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID *sighs* were there too. They were going to St. Mango's Fruit Hospital for OOC Characters after they recovered last I checked, you can't exactly recover after being shot "a gazillion times"… cause they were pedofilesand you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz I suppose you think you're one of them. Dumbledore had constipated THAT'S a good reason to swear the cideo camera they took of me naked but you had clothes on! *sighs*. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Hargridcame into my hospital bed That DOES make him a pedo holding a bouquet of pink roses.
"EnobyI need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. what the frak does "v" stand for? serious voice, giving me the roses."Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink, even though I wear it all the time. anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps *facepalm* like you." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik. How unprofessional!
"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses." Are they bombs? *sounds hopeful*
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
"I saved your life!" When? He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- videomade from your shower scene what shower scene? Ohhh, you mean the BATH scene where you were wearing magical disappearing clothes? and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) yup! to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly Angry girl!
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye So they ARE bombs! YAY! and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY!
"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely wisdom? From you? *snort*
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." *facepalm*Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!"*head-desk*
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black I had no idea! I thought that the "black" in "black flame" meant white! Now I knew he wasn't a prep. *repeated head-desk*
"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?"
Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing. Yeah, you don't usually see things in flames.
"U c, Enobby," the love child of Enoby and Dobby? *shudders at the thought* Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n a flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) *epic repeated uber head-desk* u mst find urslf 1st, k? Find yourself, young grasshopper! Find yourself the delete key and destroy this monstrosity you call a fanfiction!"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid Hagrid wouldn't do that…oh wait, this is Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back *epic double facepalm*.
Hairgridstormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on I DON'T CARE! *screams and covers ears* a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put onblack fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) I'm a nerd, not a prep and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
"You look kawai, Random misspelled Japanese gives me a migraine girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit SHUT UP) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood here we go again… I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time, even though I knew they were shot AND sent to St. Mango's Fruit Hospital for OOC Characters. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures.*cracks up*He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared I thought he was dead and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
Whoa. Wait a second here. I think a rant is in order. This may sound a bit preachy, but here it is: I loathe, abominate, despise, detest, highly dislike, and HATE how Hufflepuffs are put down all the time. Hufflepuffs are generally thought of as unimportant nerds and misfits that have pretty much nothing special about them, and it pisses me off to no extent. So stop hatin' the Huffys!
Ok, I'm done.
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said I think you meant equally sad way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eye contacts, I assume so much like Dracos. Then we jumped on each other and started screwing each other *epic double-decker Facepalm of the Apocalypse*
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS! amazing insult numero quatro" shouted Professor McGogglewas watching us and so was everyone else.
"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" It takes two to tango, hon I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!"( and then¼.. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites they are called WHITES for a reason, Tara…
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted."I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me *facepalm* and I always cover it up with foundation What is it with these people and their freakish obsession with makeup?" he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to has him bondage!" Who is Volfemort? Voldy's long-lost twin?
