SURVIVOR SERIES – NOVEMBER 20, 2011 – New York City, NY
Eve Torres had arrived at Madison Square Garden. She said, "Hello" to some of the people in the back and was heading for the Divas dressing room when she heard someone yell "EVE!" at her. She turned around and Kelly Kelly came up to her. In addition to the black streaks in her hair and the all-black outfit she had on, Kelly's makeup was a darker shade than usual. Combined with the crazed look in her eyes and the Singapore cane in her hands, she looked almost psychotic.
Kelly yelled "WHERE WERE YOU? WHY WEREN'T YOU AT SMACKDOWN TO HELP US WITH LITA? WELL?"
Eve was taken aback by Kelly's ranting and did her best to nicely and rationally get through to her as she said, "Kelly, what's gotten into you? All we ever wanted was to be taken seriously and not be thought of as just girls getting by on their looks. We wanted to show everyone we were just as tough as other Divas. Now, now you're more concerned with taking people out. What happened to you?"
Kelly yelled, "You know DAMN WELL what happened! Lita turned all of my fans against me and had them calling me a slut! When I get done with her, she'll wish she never crawled out from under that rock she's been living under for the last five years! Now, are you with me or are you against me? I thought you were my friend."
Eve looked Kelly in the eye and said, "Kelly Kelly IS my friend – but I don't know YOU!" With that, she turned and walked away. Kelly scowled at her back for a few seconds, giving serious thought to clocking her with the cane in her hands. She instead decided to save her energy and headed for her dressing room.
As match time approached, Lita was in her dressing room, stretching and making sure she was all ready to go. Jessie Kresa and Sara Del Ray came in to see how she was doing. Jessie asked, "You ready to deal with that bee-yotch once and for all?"
Lita smiled and said, "Yeah. She's already at the edge and losing tonight will push her right over it. Once she and the Bellas are gone, we can get things back to where they should be here."
Sara jumped in and said, "Speaking of them, don't worry about the Bellas. If they try anything during the match, we've got your back. Just focus on Kelly."
Lita said, "No sweat" and started to head for the door. Jessie called to her, "Lita!" When the redhead turned around, Jessie held up the Divas Championship belt and asked, "Forgetting something?"
Lita chuckled and said, "Thanks" as she took the belt from her and left the dressing room to head for the ring. Once she left and the door closed, the Bella Twins silently came around the corner and wedged a chair under the doorknob of Lita's dressing room, effectively trapping Jessie and Sara inside the room.
It was now match time. Justin Roberts announced the stipulations for the match, pointing out that there were no disqualifications and the loser AND her two friends would lose their jobs in the company.
Kelly was introduced first. The fans booed the once-popular girl as she came out. She had her Singapore cane in her hand and a sinister smile on her face. The fans taunted her as she made her entrance and she threatened to clobber some of them with the cane, telling them, "Don't mess with me! I ain't the lady to mess with!" Once in the ring, she raised her fist and the cane in the air and let out a deranged scream for all to hear.
Then it was Lita's turn to enter. The fans cheered for the Divas Champion as she entered the arena. She trotted down to the ring and slid in under the bottom rope. As soon as she was in the ring, Kelly tried to hit her with the cane and the match was underway. Lita sidestepped Kelly's attack and the former blond hit the ring ropes, causing the cane bounce back and hit her in the face. As Kelly reeled, she dropped the cane and Lita hit her with an enziguri kick to the back of the head, knocking K2 down to the mat. Lita tried for a quick cover, but Kelly got her shoulder up at two.
As Kelly tried to get her bearings back, Lita hit her with a dropkick, causing her to fall through the ropes and outside the ring. The Queen of Extreme grabbed the Singapore cane off the mat, climbed to the top rope and dropped to the floor, hitting Kelly with the cane as she tried to stand up. Lita tossed the weapon aside and grabbed Kelly by the hair. She brought K2 to her feet and slammed her head-first into the apron several times, then whipped her into the steel ring steps in the corner. Lita then shoved Kelly back into the ring to continue the match. Even though it was a no-DQ match, falls only counted inside the ring.
Once back in the ring and on their feet, Lita hit Kelly with a spear, then followed up with closed fists to her head, all legal in this environment. Lita stood up and dropped a leg across Kelly's chest, then went for a cover. Kelly barely got her shoulder up before the count of three.
Seeing their co-conspirator in trouble, the Bella Twins made their way down the aisle to the ring. Lita bodyslammed Kelly to the mat, then began climbing the ropes to deliver a moonsault to Kelly. Lita mounted the top rope and signaled for the moonsault, but when she went for the move, Nikki Bella grabbed her leg, causing her to fall to the mat. Both women lay on the mat, trying to regain their energy.
Lita got to her feet first and Nikki climbed onto the apron to interfere. Lita dealt with her quickly by Hot-Shotting her across the top rope, causing her to fall off the apron. Brie slid into the ring to try and help as well. As she charged, Lita dropped Brie with a drop toehold, causing her to fall face-first into the middle turnbuckle in the corner. Brie held her face and rolled out of the ring. As Lita surveyed the situation, Kelly caught her from behind with an axhandle blow to the back. As Lita went down, Kelly dropped another axhandle on her. With Lita down on all-fours near the ropes, Kelly bounced off the ropes on the opposite side and came back at Lita, hitting her with a baseball slide to knock her out of the ring and off the apron.
As Lita tried to recover, Kelly grabbed her Singapore cane off the floor and hit the redhead on top of the head with it. Lita dropped to the floor and the Bellas picked her right back up. They held Lita as Kelly hit her again and again with the cane. The Bellas threw Lita back into the ring and Kelly followed her in, cane in hand.
Kelly hit Lita in the back with the cane, then began choking her from behind with it. Lita gasped for air, but Kelly kept the choke on. The ref tried to get Kelly to release it, but because he didn't have the power to disqualify her, she didn't listen. Lita began to slowly sag down to the mat. Once she was sitting on the mat, the ref raised her arm to see if she was still conscious. The arm dropped down to her side. The ref raised her arm again, same outcome. Smelling victory, an evil smile came across Kelly's face.
The ref raised Lita's arm a third time. If it dropped again, the match would be declared over with Kelly as the winner. This time it didn't drop. Lita kept her arm up and began trying to get back to her vertical base. Kelly tried to keep Lita down, but the redhead still had a lot of fight left in her. Kelly jumped up on Lita's back to try and maintain the hold, but she grabbed K2 by the hair and snapped her over her shoulder to the mat. Once Kelly was off her back, Lita dropped to one knee to try and regain some energy to finish Kelly off.
Lita got to her feet again and went over to grab Kelly, but K2 jammed her in the stomach with the end of the Singapore cane she was still holding. With Lita doubled over, Kelly bounced off the ropes and prepared to deliver the Kelly Krusher to finish her off. Lita moved at the last second and Kelly hit the mat hard. Lita grabbed Kelly's legs and slingshot her into the corner, causing her to crash into Nikki Bella, who had climbed up to try and help. Lita grabbed Kelly and gave her a jawbreaker, then stepped out onto the apron and began climbing to the top rope to go for a Hurricanrana. Once she got to the top, Brie tripped Lita, causing her to crotch herself on the top turnbuckle.
As Lita reeled, Kelly grabbed her by the hair and flipped her over so she was holding Lita up on her back. Holding Lita up by her jaw, Kelly dropped to her knees and delivered a Widow's Peak to the Queen Of Extreme. Kelly signaled to the crowd that the match was over and made a relaxed cover on Lita. The ref counted to two and Lita barely kicked out just before the count of three. The crowd cheered and Kelly couldn't believe it. What did she have to do to finish Lita off?
Kelly grabbed the Singapore cane again and told the Bellas to hold Lita up. As the Bellas got Lita up on her feet, Jessie Kresa and Sara Del Ray came out, running for the ring. Kelly bounced off the ropes to give Lita another shot with the cane, but Sara grabbed her and tripped her. Before the Bellas could react, Jessie slid into the ring and gave each of them a forearm shot. Jessie threw Brie out of the ring, then caught Nikki with a DDT. Jessie then stood over Nikki, smacked her own rear and yelled, "BAM, Bitch!" She then stepped out of the ring and pulled Nikki out as Sara grabbed Brie and locked in the Crossface Chickenwing on her.
Kelly couldn't believe it – her plan was unraveling, but how? Kelly let out a scream as she looked towards the stage. Eve Torres walked out holding the chair the Bellas had used to trap Jessie and Sara in their dressing room. Eve did not look happy and wondered if she did the right thing in this situation.
Kelly let out another frustrated scream and brought Lita to her feet. She went to whip the redhead into the ropes, but Lita reversed it and Kelly went in instead. Kelly tried for a Lou Thesz Press, but Lita caught her and gave her a Hot Shot across the top rope. As K2 reeled, Lita kicked her in the stomach and delivered a Snap-DDT to the former Divas Champion. She then climbed to the top rope and delivered a moonsault to finish the match. Lita went for a cover and the ref made the count. The audience counted 1-2-3 along with him and cheered wildly at the outcome of the match.
Justin Roberts announced, "Here is your winner, and STILL WWE Divas Champion, Lita!" Jessie and Sara climbed into the ring to help Lita celebrate the win and more importantly, the termination of Kelly Kelly and the Bella Twins as members of the WWE payroll. Brie and Nikki pulled Kelly over to the side of the ring to help her up. Kelly was still dazed and the gravity of the situation didn't hit her right away – until the three women in the ring began leading the audience in singing, "Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey-y, Good-Bye!"
Once it hit her that her career in WWE was over, Kelly began smacking the ring apron with her hands, yelling "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" She tried to climb back into the ring to attack Lita and company, but the Bellas held onto her and dragged her up the aisle. Kelly fought them all the way, trying to get back to the ring. The audience kept singing as the Bellas and Kelly got to the stage. Eve was standing there with a sad look on her face and said, "I'm sorry, Kelly." Kelly screamed and tried to go after Eve, but the Bellas held onto her and pulled her backstage.
Later, Kelly and the Bellas had changed their clothes and were heading for the parking lot to leave the building – and the WWE Universe. Brie and Nikki were sad and Kelly was irate as they walked towards the lot. Once they got there, they found Beth Phoenix and Natalya sitting on the hood of a car. The Sisters of Salvation sang "Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey-y, Good-bye!" at them.
Kelly screamed and ran over to attack them, but the two stood up, held their hands up and Beth said, "Take it easy, Kelly. If you want, we can try to talk to John Laurinaitis into giving you your jobs back."
Kelly glared at them with a deranged look and asked, "Why would you want to do THAT?"
Beth answered, "Well, it's going to take some time and you gals need to do something very important first." Natalya handed Kelly an oversized envelope as Beth continued, saying, "Just follow the instructions and go where this tells you – and don't leave until you're told to." Beth and Nattie then left the parking lot and Kelly began to open the envelope.
Brie and Nikki huddled around Kelly and asked, "So what are we supposed to do?"
Kelly pulled out the contents of the envelope and looked them over. "There's three plane tickets to Seattle in here and some directions. It seems we're supposed to go to … San Juan Island and there's an address and phone number here, for someone named … Lisa Moretti."
Nikki asked, "Who's that? I've never heard of her."
Kelly just sighed and said, "I don't know but it says we're expected, so we'd better get going. This flight is first thing in the morning." For the first time in weeks, Kelly actually sounded like a rational person and led the Bellas to the rental car the three shared in order to head out.
