Addie: Okay, Time for the next chapter!
Seto: Oh dear god, please tell me she's not going to…
Addie: I present to you the chapter version of my short: The Twelve Days of Yu-Gi-Oh!
Seto: You're paying for my medical bills.
Addie: I don't own.
His Fangirls Gave to Me
Serenity smiled as she danced around with her dress waiting for the Christmas Eve ball at Kaiba Corp. It was December twelfth and she heard some rustling for the tree outside her window. "Hello?" she called out. Seconds later Seto came over to her side of the tree. "Good morning, Serenity," he said. "I hope I'm not disturbing you." She raised an eyebrow and leaned on her window ceil. "I would like to know why you're in this tree," she said.
"Where did Kaiba-sama go?"
"I just saw him."
"He wouldn't leave his true love out here in the cold."
Serenity snorted then made a snowball. Seto watched as she threw it down hitting the blonde in the front of the herd. "Hey, Blondie, Got find somewhere else to look before I call the cops." The blonde looked up at her and glared. "My name's Victoria," she said. "I was named after an English queen. So, how dare you talk to me like that!" Serenity let out a dainty laugh and gave a dragon like grin. "I was named after the Princess of the moon," she told her. "She was destined to rule a whole planet."
Victoria huffed then left with her group of lackeys. "Thanks I owe you," he said smiling at her. "Any time Seto," she told him. "What are best friends for?" He smiled again the made his way down the tree. Serenity watched as he left then started laughing. Jacob and Joey came into her room to see her on the ground holding her sides. She finally started to calm down and she looked up at them. "On the First day of Christmas his fangirls gave to me: Seto Kaiba up a tree," she sang.
The next day Serenity was walking to school when she saw two tuffs of tri-colored hair. "Hey, what are you idiot fangirls doing?" she yelled. "Stay out of this, Wheeler," Victoria snapped. "These Midgets need to learn who's better than them. "Excuse me, Miss Brat, but I don't think you have the right to tell Yugi and Atem, what to do," she snapped back. "Leave them alone or I'll have you arrested!"
Victoria flipped her hair and Serenity let out an inhuman growl. "Serenity, don't let yourself and Kisara get worked up by these fools," Atem told her. "They just don't know when their beat." Serenity smiled then looked over at Yugi. "You oaky?" she asked. Yugi held onto Atem's arm shaking like a leaf. "I'll be fine," she told her. "Just need to lay down for a bit." Serenity turned to glare where Victoria had vanished and growled again.
"I've had my name on his butt for five thousand years," she growled. "The hell I'm going to give him up." "Have fun with that Kris and Ren," Yugi said dragging Atem away. "O the second day of Christmas, his fan girls gave to me two Yugis," she sang quietly.
"I wonder what his stupid fangirls will do today?" she muttered.
/Ren, what is this song you have been singing over the last few days? I only heard two lines of it so far./
/I'm singing the Twelve Days of Christmas, but I've changed up some of the parts./
/So What part is Seto?/
/The partridge in a pear tree./
/The Pharaoh and Heba?/
/Two turtledoves./
/Then what comes next?/
Serenity was about to answer when three blue things landed in her arms. She looked down to see it was Seto's robotic pet Blue-Eyes. "Get us those robots, Wheeler!" she heard. She looked up and glared at Victoria. "Why are you chasing them?" Serenity asked. "I don't think Kaiba would like to know you're chasing his babies around. So go the hell away." Victoria smirked and flipped her hair. "You know what I think, Wheeler," she said. "I think that you're s skinny little nobody that just got lucky enough to know Seto."
"And I think you're a first class bitch of a gold digger," Serenity growled. "If you think I'll let you take what is mine, you better be prepared for a fight." Victoria just laughed then stated to walk away. "I was right," she said. "You're nothing but a mutt trying to be a show dog." Serenity held the dragons close and felt tears sliding down her cheeks. "On the third day of Christmas his fangirls gave to me: Three Precious Blue-Eyes."
It was nine days until Christmas and Serenity was busy getting presents for her friends just when she got to her last store she found the bane of her existence walking out. "Well, if it isn't the mutt," Victoria said. Serenity sighed then tried to get around her. "Where do you think you're going?" she asked. "I surprised you even have money to go shopping. Doesn't you family sleep in one room?"
"Do you really think that low of yourself that you have to talk down to other people and it you must know I'm looking for some jewelry to go with my dress for the Kaiba Ball," Serenity told her. Victoria's face turned red and she grabbed onto her arm. "How did a pathetic commoner like you get invited to that?" she hissed. "Then again what do I care? You'll be in rags anyway."
"Miss, I suggest you let the girl go," a familiar voice sounded in Serenity's ears. "And what will you do if I don't?" Victoria asked turning around. There behind her was four of Atem's most prized magicians. Mahaado smirked at her then pointed his staff between her eyes. "I'm afraid I'll have to place you in a terrible place," he told her. Mana moved over to Serenity's side and pulled her away from the bother blonde.
"This is nothing more that some with a Dual Disk," she said marching off. "On the fourth day of Christmas his fangirls gave to me: Four Dark Magicians," she sang while laughing. "I'm glad to see a smile on your face," Mahaado said. "I little bunny told me you were quite sad." "Tell her I said thank you and not to steal her brothers cards," she told him.
Serenity sighed as she watched Mokuba and Chibiusa bounce around the living room. "Why did they both go out Christmas shopping on the same day?" she muttered. "Ren, Ren, play with us!" they yelled dragging her out of the room. Serenity looked out the window just in time to see a flash of gold before she pulled away. "Mokie, Chibi, I need you to make a lot of noise while I caught who's ever outside," she told them.
After handing them both a one pound chocolate bar, she made her way to the front door. "Just wait until Seto-chan see's I can control one of these stupid Items," the girls giggled. 'Well, at least it isn't that damn Victoria,' Serenity thought then noticed the fangirl was different this time. 'Is that my broach?' Serenity jumped out the window and ran over to the girl. "Stop right there!" she yelled.
The girl looked up to see Serenity standing over her, it was then Serenity saw four of the original Items. "Do you know what kind of danger you're in?" she asked. "Those Items are only to be used by their owners! You could cause the end of the world!" the fangirl sneered then threw the Millennium Broach at her head. "Keep the stupid things," the girl yelled. "Probably not even real gold!"
The girl ran off and Serenity sagged against a tree. "I better be on Santa's good list for this year," she sighed. "On the fifth day of Christmas his fangirls gave to me: Five Millennium Items."
Usagi and Serenity twitched as they watched a commercial for the fifth time. "Who the hell paid for Tea's stupid friendship speech?" Serenity asked. "I talk about this all the time too, but even I know friendship can't save the world," Usagi sulked. "I wonder how Atem-nii's doing?" Usagi said. "Well, I sense that the TV at Yugi's is gone," Serenity said then just after CSI: Miami cut it started again.
"Hello, people of the world I would like to remind you that during this time of the year people should remember the friends that they have. Friendship is the most powerful think in the world!"
At that point Usagi and Serenity were both steaming mad. "Send the stupid thing to the Shadow Realm?" Usagi asked. Serenity opened her locket and sent a blast of energy to the tv and watched as it blew up. Seto walked in a moment later to see his very expensive TV turned to a pile of ash. "Do I want to know what happened?" he asked. "On the sixth day of Christmas his fangirls gave to me: Six Tea's preaching," was all she said.
"Atem-nii, what are you doing here?" Usagi yelled running over to him. "Why must you call me that?" he asked. "Oh, Serenity I didn't see you there." "You're crazy… never mind," she started. "Have you seen Ishizu up to six times?" "And every time she's yelling at the idiots?" he said. "Yep, and there she goes again." The small group watched as Ishizu kicked a group of girls out of her museum. They watched as she nagged them down the steps and they ran off.
"That was really weird," Serenity said. "Her powers work on more than just the psychos?" Atem asked. "I'm doomed!" Atem-nii should be good than," Usagi said, "Besides, what can you do to invoke her wrath?" Serenity started laughing and Atem pouted at the blonde. "I try to stay on the good side of things and Isis has always been scary." The girls laughed then Serenity turned to smile. "On the Seventh day of Christmas his fangirls gave to me: Seven Ishizu's nagging," she sang.
Once again Serenity was braving the crowds to find presents for her friends. Ami had been the easiest for her so far. Next was Michiru, she had bought replacement strings for her violin and a bottle of perfume. Chibiusa and Hotaru had also been easy, Serenity had found plushies of their favorite cards and she stopped for a minute. Her guardian was slinging into and out of stores with shopping bags growling at receipts.
"I'm going to say this is the fourth time I've seen stealing four times like I've seen Marik," she said. Bakura gave her a grateful smile then sighed. "How am I going to hide Ryou's gift?" he said. "I know, you can hide it for me!" Before Serenity could even protest a small velvet box was placed in her hand. She opened it up to see a medium sized diamond with two sapphires on either side. "Damn!" she said then smiled. "On the Eight day of Christmas his fangirls gave to me: eight yamis stealing."
Just a few more days until the ball and Serenity was shaking with anticipation. Jacob Wheeler knock on her door then came into the room. "What has you so giddy?" he asked. She was about to answer when they heard a horrible screeching sound. They ran to the window and Serenity laughed. There in the street were nine of Mai's beloved harpies hissing and clawing at a group of Joey's fangirls. "On the Ninth day of Christmas his fangirls gave to me: Nine Harpies harping."
"Okay this has been going on for days, so what surprise is here for me today?" she asked. Ami was running up her when a herd of fangirls ran by followed closely by a herd of Kuriboh. "Whatever I ate last night, I'm never eating again," Ami said. "On the tenth day of Christmas his fangirls gave to me: Ten Kuriboh chirping," Serenity sang.
It was a few days before the ball and Serenity was going through the little make-up she had when she heard a somewhat familiar catch phrase. "An, what's up, dragon?" the gray rabbit asked. Serenity blinked and the rabbit was running along with ten other of his friends being chased by Pegasus and Seto. "On the eleventh day of Christmas his fangirls gave to me: Eleven toons bouncing."
It was the day before the ball and Serenity was gushing to high heaven with the primary Hikaris. They were seated in the living room drinking hot coco when the doorbell rang. Serenity went to answer the door, but when she opened it all she found was a brown package.
" 'Dear Serenity Wheeler, the saner batch of Kaiba-sama's fangirls have decided that if we can't have him, then we'll make peace with you.'" She read. Yugi, Ryou and Malik watched as she pulled out a framed picture of the gang. "That's really sweet of them," Yugi said. "I didn't think Kaiba had fangirls that were just fans of his dueling skills," Ryou said. Serenity smiled then placed the picture back in the box. "On the twelfth day of Christmas his fangirls gave to me: Twelve Yu-Gi-Oh gang members," she sang.
The small group laughed and went back to their Christmas specials, but up stairs Atem was taking a not so pleasant nap. "Atemu, my son, it's time you remembered me and your sisters," a voice whispered.
Addie: Holy crap that was a long chapter!
Seto: So there were bits of plot in there.
Addie: Yeah it should start picking up soon, but I wanted to space out about Usagi finding she was Atem's little sister and him actually believing it.
Seto: Please review.
Addie: I don't own the Loony Toons!
