"I swear to all that is good and pure in this world-"
"My mother then" Emma winced at the sharp jab in the arm that comment earned her before laughing heartily at the expression on her wife's face, "sorry babe, too good to pass up"
Regina merely scowled before settling down in her cocoon of pillows once more, her 'safe spot', the only position in which the room didn't spin violently, "If you ever, ever come near me with vodka again I will shove the bottle so far up your-"
"Okaaay, no vodka for Gi, I got it" she smirked as she gave the brunette's bare calf a squeeze, hating the fact that even hungover and a complete mess, the woman was still beautiful. "Can I do anything?"
The sigh given back was deep as she lifted her head once more to send a stubborn glare to the blonde before letting it fall and patting the space on the bed beside her in indication for the woman to lie down.
Emma smiled as she moved as close as possible to Regina without jostling the bed and shaking her unnecessarily, she brought a hand up to move the hair that was covering her wife's face back behind her ears, smiling when she saw the woman's eye scrunched closed. "Have we learnt our lesson now?"
"Don't even begin to -"
"Will this be the last time the big bad Mayor attempts to out drink her Sheriff?"
"I'm not above physical violence Emma Swan-Mills" the blonde only chuckled at this before placing a tender kiss to Regina's throbbing head, "I hate you" the older woman groaned as she leaned closer into Emma's space, dark eyes still closed.
"I love you too Regina"
