A/N: Ok, so this chapter is really short. But the next one will be really long, so don't worry. Oh, and the next chapter won't be posted immediately but it will probably be posted later tonight!!

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Emmett's POV

"Dude. Seriously. Give me…YOUR GODDAM PHONE! It's a piece of crap anyway." I added rolling my eyes and picking up my fifth piece of pizza.

"Again Emmett. NO!" Edward yelled shocking everyone at our table. From up until now this had been an entirely silent conversation.

"Well, Emmett. How about a picnic instead?" Alice, of course, being genius as always suggested.

"Sounds terrific! How about that creek out a couple hundred yards from our school?" I heard a general murmur of agreement and grinned.

"It's not going to work Emmett." Edward said bored and munching slowly on his first piece of pizza.

"Edward…?"

"NO EMMETT!" Everyone yelled and we all laughed.

"Well, I say it is!" Alice said. Now who to believe. Wait. What are we talking about again?

"We were talking about your evil master plan, which I know nothing about!" Edward said bored yet again.

"Whoa sexy you can read my mind better than Mr. Ridenour can!"

"Emmett. WTF! OKAY?" Jasper scowled and reverted back to .

Okay…This reminds me.

"Jazzyboy! Do you mind chatting for a minute?" I stood up to illustrate that this was supposed to be a private conversation.

I led Jasper into the dark alley behind our cafeteria. Frequently used for operations such as this.

"Yo. Jazz" I said putting my tough super master evil criminal face on. Oh and swagga of course. "K. Buddy. We gonna need like…A whole lota explosives. Like. Enough to blow up a small crappy phone. You in?"

"Dude. K. What the Hell? We are not criminal masterminds. Alright?" He looked frustrated and amused at the same time.

"But." I said reverting back to my usual awsomeness. "I even brought my trench coat." I said with a winey upward inflection.

"Dude. Just no. And ya I can get you the explosives. We'll just have to make a stop off at my house. Deal?" He held out his hand and slicked back his hair with the other. Sweet!

I popped the collar on my trench coat and held out my hand.

"Deal bro. But if you double cross me then I'll shove a tire iron up your butt. But no pressure!"

"Ok then dude. Ok."


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