Now comes a scene from one of the MCU's best films, Thor: Ragnarok. Now remember…

Rockhoof is Thor

Bulk Biceps is Hulk and Bruce Banner

Somnambula will be Valkyrie

Stygian, I considered him to be Loki, but due to the grief he went through in the series, I'm just gonna use Loki as himself instead.


I'd Prefer You

Deep in space, on a distant planet called Kantarr, two horses were walking together trying to hide amongst a town size crowd of ponies and alien ponies. One of them was Rockhoof and he was trying to help aid his small and feeble companion Bulk Banner, who was freaking out a little over the fact that they were both somewhere that they never been before.

A crazy and unruly gladiator and party planet. The two kept walking through the streets, and Rockhoof kept repeating to Banner "Sun's going down. It's getting really low." Until they found a spot to sit down in.

"Sun's going down. It's getting really low."

"Would you stop saying that?"

"Sorry, I just need you stay calm."

"Calm? I'm on an alien planet."

"It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before."

"Yeah, one!"

"Well now you've been on two. That's a good thing. It's a new experience. It's great."

He kept trying to cheer him up but Banner was just too worried.

"Ugh my gosh. My neurons, they're firing faster than my brain can handle the information. The whole thing is totally different this time. I mean the past I always felt like Biceps and I each had a hoof on the wheel. But this time it was like he had the keys to the car and I was locked in the trunk."

"Well you're back now, that's all that matters."

"No that's not what matters. What I'm trying to tell is that-that if I turn into Bulk Biceps again, Bulk Banner may never come back and we are stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out."

"We're not stranded. I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home."

"Thank you."

"N-Not your home though, Cantergard, my home."

"What?"

"Listen, my people are in great danger, and you and I, we have to fight this really powerful pony who also happens to be my sister-"

Banner interrupted him, "Okay that is so wrong on so many leve-I don't wanna fight your sister. That's a, that's a family issue."

"She's an evil pony."

"I don't care. I don't care what she is, I'm not fighting anymore ponies. I'm sick of it. I just told you, if I turn into Bulk Biceps I am never gonna come back again and you don't care!"

"No, no, no. I'm putting together the team. The Bulk is the fire."

"Wait, you're just using me to get to Bulk? That's gross. You don't care about me. You're not my friend." He just felt offended so he turned his head away.

"No, no. I-I don't even like Biceps. He's all 'grr, smash, smash, yeah, yeah'. I'd prefer you."

"Thanks."

"But…if I'm being honest, when it comes to fighting evil ponies Bulk Biceps is powerful and useful."

"Yeah, Bulk Banner's powerful and useful too."

"You mean aside from fighting?"

"Yes. How many PhDs does Biceps have? Zero. How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven."

Rockhoof realized that arguing with Bulk was just a waste of time, so he gave up. "Ugh…fine. You don't have to fight anypony but we're in danger here, so we need to move." He got up and found a pile of clothes. He took some of them in order to create a hood.

"What are you doing?" Bulk asked.

"I'm a fugitive, I need a disguise."

"I need a disguise."

"You are the disguise."

"No wait." He took a pair of glasses out of his pocket. "I'll be Filthy Rich."

"What?"

"Yeah. Filthy and the Gypsy."

"No, you're not Filthy. You're Bulk Banner."

"Then why'd you dress me up like Filthy?"

"Because you didn't have anything on you but a towel."

"Okay, I'll give you that."

They stood up a little longer until Rockhoof noticed Bulk scratching the right side of waist pretty hard.

"What are you doing? Stop doing that."

"Sorry, Rich wears his pants super tight. Sorry!"

"Why are you being so weird?"

"I don't know. Maybe the fact that was trapped for two years inside of a monster MADE ME A LITTLE WEIRD!" Those words made Bulk's voice sound deeper before having a green vain of his neck. So Rockhoof tried to settle him down again.

"Hey, hey. Calm down. It's okay, it's okay. Look, we're going to go to Cantergard, and you'll never have to think about Bulk ever again. Alright?"

"Alright."

They tried walking to the streets again, but to their surprise, somepony launched a bomb of green powder to Bulk's face, and the two noticed a whole crowd in the streets all together chanting "Bulk! Bulk! Bulk!" And were wearing uniforms, decorations, and shooting confetti and green powder bombs everywhere to commemorate Bulk Biceps.

Rockhoof whispered "Oh this is not good." They were gonna be in serious trouble with all the attention going on in town. But then…"Banner? Banner?!" It got worse when Rockhoof noticed that Banner was gone, so he tried getting across the crowd to look for him.

For Banner, he got into the crowd and it felt like being stuck in a river until he bumped into a large scaly pony like alien. It was huge, camouflage green, and had a long of fangs. With it starting to growl Banner feared it was going to attack him until Rockhoof got between them. He was ready to fight, in order to defend Banner, until the alien suddenly got electrocuted from a metallic chip on its neck. Then he fainted, and behind it was a pink mare, looking cocky with blue armored suit and white tattoos near her eyes.

"Hi." Rockhoof said to her.

"Hi."

"Sorry, I was gonna do that." He said since he knew she was the one who just elecuted the alien.

"Yeah, well, I did it first."

"That's good. But what are you doing here?"

"What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving."

"I got sidetracked."

The pink mare just smiled and signifyed him to follow her. Rockhoof and Banner did so, and Banner brought up his curiosity about the new friend. "What are those things on her eyes? Are those ponies that she's fought? She's so beautiful, strong, and corageous."

"Who is this guy?" The mare asked when the three walked into a indoor hallway.

"He's a friend." Said Rockhoof.

"I feel like I know you."

Banner replied, "I feel I know you, too."

They continued walking until the mare turned back to them and said, "Look, I've spent years trying to forget my past. Kantarr seemed like the best place to drink soda a lot and forget, and to die one day."

Rockhoof said to her, "Well, I was thinking that you were drinking too much soda, and that it was probably going to kill you."

"I don't plan to stop drinking. But I don't want to forget. I can't turn away anymore, so if I'm gonna die…it may as well be driving a magic strike through the heart of that self-absorbed hag."

"Good. Yeah."

"So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team. Has it got a name?"

"Yeah…it's called the…uh…the Revengers."

"Revengers?"

"Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge. And you, Banner, do you want revenge?"

"I'm undecided."

"Okay."

"Also, I've got a peace offering." Said the smiling mare before she opened the door next to them, revealing a familiar stallion chained to a chair. It was Loki. "Surprise." He said without any real amusement. Rockhoof looked mad to see him, so he threw a plastic bottle at his head.

"Ow."

"Just had to be sure."

Bulk approached, looking shocked since he didn't think he was alive. "Hello, Banner." Loki said to him. "So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everypony. Where are you at these days?" "It varies from moment to moment."

Bulk was weirded out by that response, and the four of them all together talked over things before realizing they had a plan for something big.


I know, that one seemed like more talking and less action. Good thing this isn't only chapter of the day.

In Thor: Ragnarok, Valkyrie never drinked soda so much it was actually just "drinks." But I had to replace it with soda since I don't write about characters getting drunk.