"Did Izaya just do you and contaminate you with the can't-lie-disease?"
"Of course not. Orihara-san is not my type at all. You are, Masaomi, with some light rope action- I don't want to be saying this!"
"Eh, I just remembered I forgot something back home so I'll be going now-"
"You don't have to get freaked out! I mean light bondage, the kind that still allows you to move. Of course, the rope is placed just right to affect erogenous areas."
"Ah...anyway, I really got to go."
"Wait! You can't just leave- Masaomi!"
But Kida was already gone. He took out like a bat out of hell. Running was not exactly easy and Kida took refuge in an alley, cursing his luck as he fished out the cell phone and called Izaya. A different voice answered, rather dreamily.
"Hello…?"
"Who's this? Put Izaya on the phone!"
"It's Shizuo."
"Why do you have his phone? Oh god, please tell me you didn't kill him! He may be a jerk but I need him!"
"Nah, not killing…"
"Anyway, just put him on! I'm in a pinch here!"
Some noise on the other side.
"Oh, about that…Izaya can't talk. He's, er, busy."
"I don't care, put him on! It's important, Shizuo-san-"
"You can talk to him later."
"No! No, I can't- hello…? Oh shit!"
And just like this the line went flat.

Izaya lapped at thick pre-cum happily. Then looked up at Shizuo.
"Shizu-chan, that was Slave-kun on the phone."
"Yeah…but you're, you know, busy…"
"What did he want?"
"Dunno…go back to what you were doing…?"
Izaya giggled. It amused him greatly to have Shizuo become tame like this and if there was ever proof of Izaya's amazing prowess in the area of oral sex, this was it.
"Can't talk and do this at the same time, of course."
Shizuo nodded eagerly enough. Izaya was quite acceptable when putting his mouth to good use like this. Shizuo patted Izaya's head almost gently, caressing soft hair.
"Yeah…that's nice…"
Izaya added more tongue, moistening the hard flesh that he then sucked on with relish. Shizuo had to admit that just the sight alone, Izaya slipping the spittle covered erection in and out full lips, was enough to make him buck into delicious warmth.
"You're real good at this…"
"Plenty of experience, Shizu-chan."
Shizuo frowned darkly but there was nothing he could say at this point that would not cause Izaya to become extra snarky. Izaya fondled Shizuo's balls lightly enough but in just the right way. He then traced the entire length with his tongue, from the oozing tip to the base, lathering it up. Izaya did not particularly care for doing this but it was an investment. Great for rendering Shizuo completely helpless. Just what Izaya wanted.
He let the erection slip from his lips with a deliberately wet sound.
"You keep saying I'm a flea but clearly it's not blood that I'm good at sucking, Shi-zu-chan~"
Shizuo blushed, partly out of anger but also due to embarrassment and lust.
"That's, er, you know…"
"What do you say we take this over to bed?"
Shizuo could not protest. Absurdly strong or not, he was currently in Izaya's hands and it was very easy to lead Shizuo to bed and lying him flat on his back. Izaya lost no time resuming his ministrations with plenty of slurping but first he stripped down and stole Shizuo's breath with the sigh of smooth naked skin. At times it was too easy, Izaya thought.
Izaya had to angle his head to swallow Shizuo whole. Izaya used every trick in the book, blanketing his upper teeth with his lip, sliding Shizuo's member against the inside of his cheeks and after some swirling of the tongue Shizuo released his load. Izaya drank it whole as if it was a delicacy, smacking his lips for effect and smiling lazily.
"Now that's quality stuff, I say!"
"Shut up, saying weird things like that…"
"Aw, you're so cute!"
The phone rang again and this time Izaya picked it up.
"Hello, Kida-kun! What can I do for you-"
"What the hell just happened?"
Izaya blinked then stretched himself in bed.
"Bring me up to date, Slave-, I mean, Kida-kun."
"You just said Slave, didn't you?"
"You misheard me."
"I totally did not!"
"Calm down and tell me why you're upset."
Shizuo eyed Izaya darkly and mumbled something unintelligible. He was thinking that Izaya's ass was highly squeezable and doable.