Documentary Ch.11

HI, hope you enjoy the chapter. And for the Guitar Hero reviews, sorry I'm a geek, Love it! OH and by the way...

On July 24th, I'm driving all the way down to SAN DIEGO to go to COMIC-CON! And guess who's gonna be there!?

STEPHENIE MEYER AND THE CAST OF TWILIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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hypervenalites So. If you live in the SD area (GO PADRES, yes i like the PADRES, not the DODGERS, their costumes are sooo much better.) go to the comic-con website and get tickets cause their almost sold out! GO GO GO, 7/24/08,

Hall H. AHHHH

Sorry 4 ranting: Disclaimer: I du not un Twilight or anythin' in this chapter!"

Documentary Ch. 11

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BPOV: Not EPOV

"Oh God!" Why did I have to wake up so early, on a Saturday too! Was it the knowledge that I would get to see the most perfect man (ha ha) on earth again today? Yes. Yes it was. I got up quickly then and showered and dressed and put my hair into a pony tail. I ran downstairs and ate a quick bowl of cereal, but in my haste I slopped milk all over me.

"Damn, now I have to change." I went upstairs and changed shirts and then started taking hits on my self esteem because I looked better in the other shirt. But my slight depression was interrupted by the sound of the doorbell, I glanced at the clock, 8:09 am. I could still be asleep for all he knew, how did he know I was awake? I let the thought slip from my mind and I bounded down the stairs, tripping on the second one down and falling all the rest of the way down the next 12 stairs.

"OWWWWW!" I stumbled to my feet and tripping over my feet to the door, I wrenched it open.

"Hi."

"Hello." He was absolutely perfect, and I was sure my hair was messed up from the fall. "Are you alright?"

"Yea. I just tripped down the stairs." Heavy Sarcasm.

"Can I get you anything, ice?"

"That'd be nice."

He smiled, like I was missing something, then he ushered me into my own house and he walked, very familiarly, to the kitchen, opened the freezer and took out an ice pack.

"Here."

"Thanks." I put the ice pack on my head as I sat down. He just leaned against the counter. After about 3 minutes of awkward silence and ice, I put the ice pack back in the freezer and said…

"Ok. I'm ready to go, let me just go get my…camera?" OH NO! My camera! I shot him a panicked look. He just laughed a little.

"I'll be right back." He sauntered out the door and returned shortly carrying a familiar looking bag.

"Oh, my camera! Thank you!"

"You left it in my room yesterday."

"Oh…I blushed."

"Well, do you have everything?"

"Yep." I was in a good mood now.

"Alright then, let's go, I'm gonna take you somewhere very special."

(A/N: Ok, so now this is going to be a Twilight scene all amped up and "sparkle-fied" so… BEWARE!)

I got into his nice car yet again and made myself comfortable. He quickly got into the drivers side door and turned to look at me.

"What?"

"You better put on your seatbelt."

"Okay." Click "Why?"

Then he sped off. He gunned it and the car shot backwards out of my driveway faster than you can say "Puff the Magic Dragon" and he turned the corner within, I swear 1.5 seconds, faster than I thought possible.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! WHY ARE YOU DRIVING SO FAST!?"

He just threw his head back and laughed.

" WOAH! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE FRICKIN' ROAD!" He was looking at me now, an amused expression on his face.

"SLOW DOWN! YOU DIDN'T DRIVE THIS FAST YESTERDAY! AHHHHHHHHH!" He had just spun around a huge curve in the road and I was positive that we were gonna slide off the edge. My fingers ground into the seat.

Then we stopped.

"Would you mind taking your nails out of my seat? I just got them reupholstered."

"Oh," I said loosening my grip and undoing the seatbelt, "Sorry. But I have good reason for clawing up your car."

"Oh? And what would that be." Stupid head. Being so smug and innocent as if he didn't know what I was talking about.

"You drive like a frickin' insane person who somehow clawed their way out of their straight-jacket, tore up their nice cushioned room, then escaped through a window and is being pursued by the cops."

"I always drive like that."

"You didn't yesterday." Inconsistent.

"I didn't want to frighten you."

" So what's so different about today, then? Huh?"

"Today, I'm pulling out all the stops." He leaned across the seat closer to me, causing me to press myself back towards the window. He laughed lightly then leaned away. But before I could catch my breath, he was out the door, on the other side of the car and opening my door. Sadly, I was still leaning against said door.

"Oomph! Hey!" He had opened the door and I had fallen out backwards onto the dirt.

"Whoops, sorry." He didn't look sorry.

"You don't look sorry."

Sigh. "That's because I'm really not. You're quite fascinating when your clumsy." He looked at me with that strange, bewilderded expression again. Like he was trying to find some unmet expectation. "Let's go."

Then for the first time I realized where we were. We were at a trailhead on the far end of Forks.

"Are we hiking?" Crap. I can't walk in a straight line, how was I supposed to "rough it".

"Uhh…kinda."

"What do you mean kinda?" He was standing at the edge of the forest, turning his head, looking for something.

"There." He muttered to himself, now turning to me, "I mean that we're not taking the trail and are gonna walk through the forest until we get where I want to go."

"…"

"Are you okay?"

"Are you trying to kill me?"

"…" (He he he he he he he he he haaaaa! Get it! He's trying not to kill her 'cause he's a vampire and she's not and the whole singing thing. HAAA)

Bella Sighs, "You are trying to kill me, aren't you."

"No. Why do you ask?"

"I'm not a very good hiker. And we're not even going on the trail!"

"That's okay. I'll protect you!"

"You better."

"I will."

Sigh. "Well, if you want me to hike 5 miles through the jungle before sundown…" I let that statement trail off.

"How did you know it was 5 miles?"

"It is? Oh. Lucky guess."

"Huh." He looked at me that way again, it was starting to get aggravating.

Bella and Edward start off their hike through the "jungle." Bella falls over some rocks a couple times and after they hike like 2 miles, they stop.

Bella sits down on a nearby log

"Uh, Bella, I wouldn't sit there."

"Geez, Edward, why not I'm tired and it's just a log."

"Uh, yea, it's just a log, but I think it's occupad-o, if you know what I mean." He pointed to the space on the log to the left of me.

"….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" I got up as quickly as I could then and ran back in the direction we came. But of course, my balance problems got in the way and I fell, down, flat, on my face, in a pile of what I hoped was mud.

"Oh my God! Bella, are you okay?" Edward ran over to my side and helped me up, since I kept slipping in the mud.

"I…I think so." I let him pick me up and place me on my feet, far away from the mud, and the log.

Then he laughed. "God Bella, it was just a spider."

"Just a spider. Just a spider? It was a freaking Black Widow for Pete's sake! It could've bitten me! And it was HUGE!"

"No. It wasn't going to bite you, and it wasn't "HUGE"."

"It wasn't average size for a spider either."

"It was a little large, but I've seen larger."

"Okay, whatever."

"Can we move along now. Are you quite over your fit."

"Yes. But I still think you brought me here to try to kill me."

"That's exactly what I'm trying not to do." He said this so quietly that I didn't know if I was meant to hear or not. I shrugged and trailed along behind him, shuddering, when I passed the log. Then I tripped. Nothing new there.

Camera turns on. View is very bouncy 'cause Bella's walking down a hill with rocks and stuff

"Hi." kind of breathless "I'm here, somewhere…in the Forks…wilderness with…Edward. We're…hiking. It…kinda sucks 'cause WOAH!" Camera falls to the ground and tumbles, you see Edward running back up the hill to help Bella up, by the way, Bella was looking into the camera and not where she was going. (ha ha)

"Geez! I'm falling too much today! You are trying to kill me!"

"No, I'm not. Now put the camera down and watch where you're going." Edward picks up camera and starts to hand it to her, but he pulls it back, your looking at his face.

"Give me my camera."

"No."

"OH, why not!? C'mon, give it! Give it! Give it!" Edward turns camera around to Bella who is jumping up and down saying "give it" with her arms outstretched.

"No. You'll just continue to hurt yourself and how would I live with myself if you got hurt?"

"I don't know and I don't care, just give me back Tim!"

"Wait, I thought his name was Jim?"

Weird. I never remember telling him that my camera even had a name. Weird.

"Whatever. Just give it back! I wanna finish my spheel."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"No."

"Nice try, but still, no."

Bella huffs and crosses her arms and looks at Edward.

"C'mon."

"No. And that's final! Here, finish your deal and I'll film you."

"But now how will you know where we're going?"

"Oh, I'll know."

"Okay."

Edward focuses camera on Bella and starts walking backwards. Bella carfully starts walking and talking at the same time, occasionally looking up at the camera but mostly down at her feet.

"Okay, so yea…hiking…with Edward who it trying to kill me!"

Camera turns and you see Edward's face, please don't faint.

"no I'm not."

Camera pans back to Bella

"Whatever. But we're hiking and I…almost got bit by a spider! And then I fell in mud and now I'm falling all over the place. WOAH!" Bella stumbles and falls but catches herself. "Like that. So. Whatever, Goodbye if I never see anyone again."

"You will see them again. I'm not gonna kill you."

Bella falls again and this time does a somersault and lands at Edward's feet, he is at the bottom of the hill now.

Edward just laughed. I huffed. "Just turn the camera off."

"Whatever you say."

Camera turns off

The rest of the hike went faster, mostly because I distracted myself by thinking of how glorious Edward looked. He he.

"We're here."

And then I walked out into the most beautiful place I have ever seen.


Sorry, said i was gonna go shorter and i did but i didn't. Enjoy. R&R. Aurevior!