A/N: Because I've done something like 5 chapters in Lothlórien, I'm not doing the journey to Parth Galen in detail. Just so you know.
Luvs Elfie xXxXx
Chapter 12
They remained in Lothlórien for many more days, beyond count. Time does not apply in the Golden Wood. But it caused an argument between Christina and Legolas (but then again, most things do). Christina said they'd been there two weeks but Legolas swore it was three. As it turned out they were both wrong, but Galadriel didn't feel it was her place to tell them so.
It was agreed that they would travel down the Great River in boats. They were arranged in this way: Aragorn, Frodo and Sam were in one boat; Boromir, Merry and Pippin; and in the third were Christina, Gimli and Legolas, much to her disgust.
"Why do I have to go in a boat with him?" She said, not trying to hide the way she felt.
"Gimli isn't that bad, Christina," Aragorn said, playfully.
"I meant Legolas, you stupid dumbass!" She snapped. "I don't want to be in the same room as him, let alone a tiny boat. Why do I have to go in that boat? Why can't I swap with one of the hobbits?"
"The hobbits refuse to be split up and can you row a boat?" He said, satisfied that he'd pretty much won the argument.
"No, but I don't see why you HAVE to go with Frodo and Sam and why Boromir HAS to go with Merry and Pippin. Why can't one of you two go with Gimli and myself?" 'HA! Got you stumped now, haven't I?' she thought.
"I… well… you see… oh, just get in the damn boat!" He said.
"No," she said defiantly. "I refuse to get in a boat with him. I'll stay here if I don't get my way." Aragorn looked her and sighed. 'Why are girls so damn fussy and persistent?' He thought. 'She may hate him, but what's that got to do with getting in a boat?'
"Boromir, would go in that boat?" He said, knowing the answer before it was even said.
"Sure!" He said, quickly. "I mean, yeah, OK. I'm not bothered."
"I'm not going in a boat with those two!" Legolas said. "All they do is whinge and moan! They so annoying!"
"I think you'd get along quite well." Christina said, through gritted teeth. It was typical of him to make things difficult.
"Get in the boat, Christina." Aragorn said, again. She shot a dirty look at Legolas and looked down on Aragorn, as an Elder to junior.
"If he lays a finger on me, I will hold you both responsible. You will suffer as he does, Aragorn." She hissed. She got in the boat and sat at the front knowing Legolas would sit at the back.
"Touch her and die, Elf boy." Aragorn whispered as Legolas went towards the third boat.
Nothing much happened on their journey, that is until Christina told Legolas that in Moria she wiped orc-blood on his back. In doing so, he shoved her in water and was delighted to have to rescue her, as none of the others could swim or wanted to save her. He also attempted to give her the kiss of life and received a very hard slap for that.
"OW! Do it again!" She hit him again for being gross, not because he asked her to.
"EWWW! PERVERT!"
"OW! Oh, how I long for her touch."
"STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!!!!!!" She hit him again. "And get off me!!!" He had yet to stand up from his position in trying to give her the kiss of life.
Late afternoon on the tenth day, the Company reached Parth Galen. They set up camp and normal routine resumed. Aragorn thinking, Legolas watching, Gimli lighting the fire, the hobbits wanting food, Boromir craving the Ring and Christina being Christina.
"I am sooooo bored," Christina moaned.
"So you keep saying," Aragorn replied irritably. That was the seventh time she'd said. "And if you say one more time, I'll…"
"You'll what, Aragorn?" She said, innocently. "You wouldn't hurt a harmless young girl now, would you? What would that do to your reputation? I don't think that's a very good example to set to the hobbits now, is it?" He growled and went to sit down but Legolas stopped him.
"We should leave now," He said, whilst looking nervously around him.
"No, orcs patrol the Eastern Shore. We must wait for cover of darkness." Aragorn said.
"It is not the Eastern Shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind. Something draws near. I can feel it." Christina watched him as he reeled of his spiel and interrupted Aragorn when he had finished.
"You really are very gay, aren't you?" She said, sweetly.
"I'm not!" He whined. She shook her head.
"You see straight men don't do that." She said, explanatorily.
"I'm not a man." He said. Pippin looked shocked and pointed at the Elf.
"I knew it!" He cried. But, Sam, being the killjoy that he is, had to spoil the fun.
"Actually, he's not. He's an Elf. Elves aren't men, else they'd be called men, not Elves." Pippin whacked him on the head.
"That's not the point!" He shouted. Christina smiled.
"Well done, Pippin!" She said, genuinely pleased with him. "I'm proud of you!" Merry returned from collecting firewood and looked around.
"Where's Frodo?"
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And noooowwww the end is neaaarrrrrr, and so I face the final curtaaiiinnnn.
Well actually, the end is not near, it's here, ooh! That rhymed!
Anyhoo, what this means is that this is the last chapter of 'Not a Mary-Sue' that Elfie gave me so next time it's updated it'll be her writing. Please make sure to leave her lots of lovely reviews.
Namarie
~Guardian of Tears
Luvs Elfie xXxXx
Chapter 12
They remained in Lothlórien for many more days, beyond count. Time does not apply in the Golden Wood. But it caused an argument between Christina and Legolas (but then again, most things do). Christina said they'd been there two weeks but Legolas swore it was three. As it turned out they were both wrong, but Galadriel didn't feel it was her place to tell them so.
It was agreed that they would travel down the Great River in boats. They were arranged in this way: Aragorn, Frodo and Sam were in one boat; Boromir, Merry and Pippin; and in the third were Christina, Gimli and Legolas, much to her disgust.
"Why do I have to go in a boat with him?" She said, not trying to hide the way she felt.
"Gimli isn't that bad, Christina," Aragorn said, playfully.
"I meant Legolas, you stupid dumbass!" She snapped. "I don't want to be in the same room as him, let alone a tiny boat. Why do I have to go in that boat? Why can't I swap with one of the hobbits?"
"The hobbits refuse to be split up and can you row a boat?" He said, satisfied that he'd pretty much won the argument.
"No, but I don't see why you HAVE to go with Frodo and Sam and why Boromir HAS to go with Merry and Pippin. Why can't one of you two go with Gimli and myself?" 'HA! Got you stumped now, haven't I?' she thought.
"I… well… you see… oh, just get in the damn boat!" He said.
"No," she said defiantly. "I refuse to get in a boat with him. I'll stay here if I don't get my way." Aragorn looked her and sighed. 'Why are girls so damn fussy and persistent?' He thought. 'She may hate him, but what's that got to do with getting in a boat?'
"Boromir, would go in that boat?" He said, knowing the answer before it was even said.
"Sure!" He said, quickly. "I mean, yeah, OK. I'm not bothered."
"I'm not going in a boat with those two!" Legolas said. "All they do is whinge and moan! They so annoying!"
"I think you'd get along quite well." Christina said, through gritted teeth. It was typical of him to make things difficult.
"Get in the boat, Christina." Aragorn said, again. She shot a dirty look at Legolas and looked down on Aragorn, as an Elder to junior.
"If he lays a finger on me, I will hold you both responsible. You will suffer as he does, Aragorn." She hissed. She got in the boat and sat at the front knowing Legolas would sit at the back.
"Touch her and die, Elf boy." Aragorn whispered as Legolas went towards the third boat.
Nothing much happened on their journey, that is until Christina told Legolas that in Moria she wiped orc-blood on his back. In doing so, he shoved her in water and was delighted to have to rescue her, as none of the others could swim or wanted to save her. He also attempted to give her the kiss of life and received a very hard slap for that.
"OW! Do it again!" She hit him again for being gross, not because he asked her to.
"EWWW! PERVERT!"
"OW! Oh, how I long for her touch."
"STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!!!!!!" She hit him again. "And get off me!!!" He had yet to stand up from his position in trying to give her the kiss of life.
Late afternoon on the tenth day, the Company reached Parth Galen. They set up camp and normal routine resumed. Aragorn thinking, Legolas watching, Gimli lighting the fire, the hobbits wanting food, Boromir craving the Ring and Christina being Christina.
"I am sooooo bored," Christina moaned.
"So you keep saying," Aragorn replied irritably. That was the seventh time she'd said. "And if you say one more time, I'll…"
"You'll what, Aragorn?" She said, innocently. "You wouldn't hurt a harmless young girl now, would you? What would that do to your reputation? I don't think that's a very good example to set to the hobbits now, is it?" He growled and went to sit down but Legolas stopped him.
"We should leave now," He said, whilst looking nervously around him.
"No, orcs patrol the Eastern Shore. We must wait for cover of darkness." Aragorn said.
"It is not the Eastern Shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind. Something draws near. I can feel it." Christina watched him as he reeled of his spiel and interrupted Aragorn when he had finished.
"You really are very gay, aren't you?" She said, sweetly.
"I'm not!" He whined. She shook her head.
"You see straight men don't do that." She said, explanatorily.
"I'm not a man." He said. Pippin looked shocked and pointed at the Elf.
"I knew it!" He cried. But, Sam, being the killjoy that he is, had to spoil the fun.
"Actually, he's not. He's an Elf. Elves aren't men, else they'd be called men, not Elves." Pippin whacked him on the head.
"That's not the point!" He shouted. Christina smiled.
"Well done, Pippin!" She said, genuinely pleased with him. "I'm proud of you!" Merry returned from collecting firewood and looked around.
"Where's Frodo?"
___________________
And noooowwww the end is neaaarrrrrr, and so I face the final curtaaiiinnnn.
Well actually, the end is not near, it's here, ooh! That rhymed!
Anyhoo, what this means is that this is the last chapter of 'Not a Mary-Sue' that Elfie gave me so next time it's updated it'll be her writing. Please make sure to leave her lots of lovely reviews.
Namarie
~Guardian of Tears
