I'm so busy! I've had homework from every lesson for the past week or so! (And 2 detentions already). Please forgive me if I don't update mega quickly. It's a bit of a filler chapter and not particually amazing but anyway...
10:07 am
Ahh that's better. All refreshed and Awake.
1 Second Later
I've just remembered the Rollo winking Fandango.
1 Second later
Poo…
6 Seconds later
I wonder if I should tell Dave. I mean, he's called Dave the laugh, so maybe he will take it in a light-hearted, happy way.
1 Second later
Or not. He nearly killed Rollo before for making a comment about my nungas.
5 Minutes Later
Right. I'm going to tell Jas. And then I might tell Dave.
10 Minutes Later
I can't get Jas alone for one minute. She's practically attached to Tom.
1 Second later
I said to Jas, 'Jas, can I possibly talk to you alone for one minute?' and smiled sweetly. God, I'm good. I don't know how anyone could resist me.
Jas said, 'Stop smiling like that! And anyway, whatever you want to say to me, you can say to Tom as well.'
'Jas, please. If you loved me…' I said.
'Gee, can we hurry this up a bit. Me and Tom want to go on a ramble before we go shopping later. There is apparently a rare species of…'
'O.K, O.K, I'll tell you. Well, you see me and Dave were snogging...'
'What number?' Jas interrupted.
'Six.' Toms face was a picture of confusiosity but he carried on listening. 'And when we had finished I turned to look at Rollo and he was raising his eyebrows and then he winked! You know like a wink, wink.'
'Non!'
'Mais oui! C'est Vrai. C'est vair vair vrai!' Tom looked at me and shook his head.
Tom said, 'Look Gee. It think you should tell Dave, but you know…don't worry him.' Oh, great advice, Tom. I'm going to tell my boyfriend his best friend is flirting with him, but I won't worry him. Just fabby!
2 Minutes later
O.K, here goes. There's Dave. Just go up to him Georgia and say it.
3 Seconds Later
'Dave, Hi.'
'Well, hello gorgeous. Is there something you want to tell me?'
'Ermm…' God, he's doing that psychic thing again.
'Jas said there was something urgent; spit it out Kittykat, Time waits for no pants.' Oh typical, Radio Jas told him.
'Well, you remember last night, when we were snogging and…'
'Cor blimey Kittykat, how can I forget? I remember every one of our snogs in extreme detail. It keeps me going when you're not there.' Awwwwwwww.
'Yeah well, did you notice Rollo?'
'Ermm…Rollo, I've seen him before. Is he the one with the brown eyes, dodgy hair, 5'9 ish…'
'Dave! This is serious.'
'I don't do serious, Sex Kitty. Now lets conga and you can tell me about the dodgy-haired one later.' He grabbed on to me and started conga-ing around the room.
1 Second later
On the plus, I didn't have to tell Dave his best friend is a cheeky little minx. On the down side, Jas is now giving me the evil eye for not telling Dave.
10 Minutes Later
Rosie has made a shopping list. It says:
New Beard
Eiffel Tower Snow Globe
French Lip-gloss
I said to her 'Wow, Rosie, that's some list.'
She said 'I know. I'm so multi-cultural. What with Sven and now this. I don't know how I do it.' And I don't think she was being sarcastic…
28 Minutes Later
O.k, so my plan is when we go out shopping, that's when I'll tell Dave. I'll just take the bull by the watsits (oo-er) and say it.
1 Minute Later
Oh my god. He's coming over. Say it now Georgia, say it!
'Ermm…Hi Dave…or…yeah, hi.' No not the Ellen lurgy! Not now!!
'Gee? Have you eaten Ellen? Spit her out, now Georgia!' He smiled at me. Help! I'm Meltinggggg...
'Ermm…Well you see…you know…and…ermm.' I stammered.
'No, actually I don't see because you're not making any sense. Both you and Rollo have been acting strangely today, now come here gorgeous, this might help your stuttering problem.' He pulled me in for an out of this world snog.
1 Second later
Actually, it was in this world, otherwise would be up in the stars.
1 Second later
Snogging to the stars.
1 Second later
And Back…
3 Seconds later
Shut up brain. I don't need your opinion.
10 Minutes Later
Phwoar! Dave the Laugh has got to be the tippiest, toppiest snogger ever!
1 Minute Later
Rollo patted Dave on the back as we walked out of the bedroom. What is that strange young boy playing at?!
5 Minutes Later
Rollo cornered me, in the bedroom when I went to find my bag. He said 'Georgia, I know you saw me wink at you last night, why are you ignoring me? If you're worried about Dave, that's fine, but I know you like me.' Oh, buggeration!
Ok VERY Short, I know but it was a good place to end. Please Review…x
