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Castor115; Thank you, and yes, she is. And thank you! Glad you liked the chapter! And yeah, Suu that little loveable rapist has joined the cast. Yeah, Anna was introduced...kind of like a tyrant or something, right? Issei, and Aika will be receiving more 'punishment' in the future, haha. And yeah, that would be funny, hehehe~

Hellspam; Yup, Anna has arrived! And yeah, someone will walk in alright! And yes, Suu is here alright~ More antics from her to come in the future~ And yeah, I heard about that. Poor woman. I really liked her as a voice actress as well.

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Guest 1; Yup, Suu is his familiar~

Ragna; Erm, yeah sure~ I could do something like that~

Guest 2; Yeah, imagine her strength~ She's going to decimate everyone with her strength~ And thank you, I hope that I don't have to go through anything like this anytime soon. And yeah, that would be a nice pairing. I could see my Oc being with Fem!Haku. And yeah, imagine that part of the story.

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Guest 4; Doing a story like that, maybe in the future. I'd have to read all of the Light Novels first, to see what the rest of the story is like before considering doing a story. And yeah, if I do a story like that, then I would do something like that~

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The nightmare

[Yes this is Elmen~ Elmen's Corner~ You know who she is, and you know where she is~ She's the girl that everyone loves~ She's the girl that everyone wants~ She's the girl that you all want to see~ Who's that vision~? It's Elmen~ And this is her Corner~ Elmen's Corner~]

Loud boisterous voices rang out throughout this studio that I'm in right now from the song thats being played. It was so loud that even I had to cover my ears from the loudness. The song was being played over the sound system, announcing the arrival of Elmen-chan.

Down a long walkway sits a set. A set like a talk show set. There's a couple of very fancy chairs there, and there's also the show's title 'Elmen's Corner' written in flashing lights at the back. On that stage, numerous people are dancing around, wearing Elmen-chan masks...and even have wigs like hers...that's kind of scary, if I am honest. I don't know what to do with this information. I think they are called 'The Elmen Dancers' or something like that. But for some reason, they are all muscular men...why are they like that Elmen-chan?

"Yes! Elmen-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"We love yoooooooooooooooooooooooou!"

"You're the best Elmen-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"I wanna be like you Elmen-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Marry me Elmen-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

To the left and right of myself, seats are spread out, filling the entire studio with people come to watch the show and all clapping for the show to start. There's a number of people from school, and even adults...I didn't even know that Elmen-chan had such a following in this town...who knew that she was really a huge star?

I couldn't even begin to wrap my head around this. She's really popular, and she's not even appeared on the stage yet! She's not even there, yet people are calling for her! I know what it's like Elmen-chan! But unlike the uncomfortable me, you're reveling in this, aren't you, you mental Loli?

"W-Wow, Senpai. Who knew that we'd end up on Elmen's show?"

Millicas-chan, next to me, looked around nervously, with her hand locked with my own, her fingers even interlocked with my own.

Yeah, this situation isn't the situation that I thought that I would be in.

To explain it, Elmen-chan came up to us after I had been training with Millicas-chan to raise my strength and overall power, saying "Basically guys, I need you to appear on my show tomorrow. There's some topics that I need to discuss with you, and everyone wants to know your relationship. So appearing on my show wouldn't be so bad, would it? It would clear everything up, so you're coming on my show tomorrow." and that's how we ended up here...

Yeah, we could've and maybe should've put up a better fight. But when she's in this type of mode, we just go along with her. She was pretty adamant about us coming onto her show, to 'explain' our relationship.

I don't know how we're going to explain our relationship. I don't even know what our relationship is actually. And now we have to explain what we are to the others that are watching this show...I wonder where this thing is even broadcasted?

"Yeah...I didn't know that we'd end up here, huh."

I said while scratching my cheek.

I don't know how I am going to answer the questions about us. Sure, we kiss, and everything like that. We share a bed every single day, and basically she just lives with me now. Even though it shouldn't be like that, it is and now we're living together, keeping us together like this is...

"Yes, and to talk about what kind of relationship we have...do we even have a relationship Senpai?"

Asking me something like that with such an innocent face, I wanted to retreat immediately.

I've never felt comfortable talking about things like that. It means that I have to let myself be open to things that I've never been open to others before. There is like a barrier around me, and I don't let people get past it...I just don't want to be hurt again...it is better to stay with the barrier around me...ironic that my Sacred Gear is a barrier type...suits me if I think about it...

"I-I don't know. I-I guess we've got a nice relationship."

I know that the answer is left up to interpretation about us, but that's how I feel. I'm not good with expressing emotions. I've never had anyone I can readily say "I love you with all of my heart!" in an upbeat voice. I've never even had the chance to be with a girl before, and say that we're together without anyone looking for an ulterior motive.

"A nice relationship...huh. Y-Yes, I suppose that we do."

I know that there was something moe to that, but I don't know what it was exactly. Meh, maybe I am just oblivious to such things. But I have to say that she looks really cute today. She's got on a nice little shirt that has various flowery decorations attached, and a top that is showing her midriff, with 'Love' written in the middle with glitter. And the best thing is, it is pink. I think that colour suits her very much.

As for myself...well, I just went for a pair of blue jeans and a black hoodie with 'Peace' written in the middle. Now thinking about it, maybe I could've gone with a more sophisticated outfit, considering that we're going on a live television show. Even if it is Elmen-chan's show (how did she get a show in the first place?), it is going to be watched by 1000's and maybe even more than that.

"Huh, is something the matter?"

She gave a gentle shake of her head, facing away from me.

Uuh...I've messed up again, haven't I? I should really stop doing that. I don't want to make it like I don't care about her. I really do care about her...I could even end up loving her...but I'm terrible at expressing such feelings.

"Millicas-chan, are you alright?"

When I tried to ask her, she faced me gently and shook her head again.

"...It's nothing Senpai, don't worry about it. ...You don't have to worry about me..."

I don't need to worry about her, is that what she's saying to me right now? I can't believe that she would even think that. I of course worry about her, just like I do with the other members of the peerage. Together with Kurumi-chan, we're the oldest ones. Of course Katase-san and Murayama-san are around my age as well, but they don't really understand much of the Devil stuff yet.

To say that I understand it would be a lie. I have to rely on others for things that I don't understand. But because it is this redheaded girl beside me, I am trying to learn and educate myself, as well as become stronger, in order to protect her.

"But I do worry about you, Millicas-chan. You know that you can tell me anything you want, you know? There's no worry about sharing with me."

"...Yet you don't share with me..."

She mumbled something, which I didn't quite hear. Maybe she's mumbling about me...

"Eh? Was there something you said?"

"N-Nothing at all. It doesn't matter Senpai. I do wish that this would start already. I am becoming more and more nervous. I've never been on Elmen's show before. It is going to be an interesting experience."

"Y-Yes, that's what I was thinking as well. Just think of all of the people that are listening and watching the show right now. You never know Millicas-chan, we might be able to become really famous in the future."

When I said that, her face went into panic mode, her body shaking like a leaf.

"B-B-But I don't want to become famous! I really don't want to feel famous and be famous! I only want to have a normal life! Can't I just be a normal person? I want to have a normal life with Senpai, not with-"

At that, she stopped herself and faced away yet again.

Yeah, for a few weeks now, after the events with Suu, who freaking scares me sometimes, she's been really quiet. She's been really busy as well. Especially when we're in bed together. She's been doing something with the Devils and I know that she has been in contact with some guy. Whoever that is, better not be a boyfriend. Even if I can't really say anything about my feelings yet, I don't want Millicas-chan to be taken away from me by some sicko. There's just something going on, and I want to know what it is.

"Elmen-sama!"

"She's here!"

"God she's really awesome!"

"I want to be her!"

"I wanna marry her! She's the best!"

"No one can beat Elmen-sama!"

Some random people shouted out, and surprise surprise, the fav girl herself walked onto the stage wearing a nicely shaped dress. W-Wow, I didn't know that she could wear such a cute dress. It wasn't a fancy one, but it was one that was form fitting. Even for a freaking Loli, you have to appreciate the sexiness of her body when she's dressed in that turquoise dress.

She made it to the stage, and did a little dance, pushing both of her hands to the right as she shuffled her feet. She repeated the process to the left, and then did a twirl, pushing her hands out as she did the spin. When facing the front (where the audience are) she clicked her fingers, winking as she licked her lips deliciously.

"Here's Elmen!"

A thunderous roar came from the audience, throwing me into a state of hysteria. I was laughing to hard to myself that Millicas-chan scolded me with her eyes. I bowed my head as she giggled up at me.

"Sorry, Millicas-chan."

"It's alright. Don't worry about it."

Again, she said "Don't worry about it." in that damn soft voice. Why doesn't she see fault in me? I don't mind if she did. She always just says things like that. I'm not perfect, and I actually want to be called out on it, but she doesn't ever do anything like that. If she had a fault, then it would be that. Maybe she'll change once she grows in confidence in our...

I don't even know how to finish that without labeling us. I couldn't even fathom on how to make it so that we're together...I do want us to become closer...but I am...afraid she'll just leave like everyone else.

"Hello everyone, welcome to a special day at Elmen's Corner." The thunder roar returned, as Elmen-chan winked. "Today, we've got a wide range of topics to discuss, including the love life of the hottest couple to grace Kuoh Academy in a long while. And as always, everyone can join in at home. Yes, that means you, you wonderful people! Please send your comments and I will read some out on air! So start joining in at home you lovely people!"

[WE LOVE YOU ELMEN-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!]

S-So, she can be nice when she's here, huh? I didn't peg Elmen-chan as the person who would be like this. Is this why people watch her? She's a good little girl on tv, but as soon as it ends, she's the mean mental Loli-sama?

"Why isn't she this nice at home?"

I asked Millicas-chan who shrugged her shoulders with a smirk on her face. Kuku, that's really adorable, cute Loli-sama. I could eat you all up, you know Millicas-chan? I would even die to eat you all up, you know?

"Who knows. Maybe she doesn't want anything from us, that's why. You know Elmen loves the attention."

"So, she's an attention seeker?"

"Erm...it is mainly because of her past, that's why she loves the attention."

Because of her past...? I don't know much about her past, if anything at all. The only thing I know about her is that she wasn't human before being made into a Devil. Kunou-chan let it slip that she wasn't human, or fully human at least. But I don't know exactly what she is, although I have a few ideas.

"And now everyone! We've got two special guests! The first is the guy you all know. You've seen his adorableness, you've seen his badass face. You've seen him at the school, and you've seen him with the Loli's! Welcome Sakurai Rensuke!"

T-That's the introduction she gives me!? That's horrid! Great, thanks for making me out to be a Lolicon, Elmen-chan! People are going to assume that I am truly one of those people!

But she didn't call Millicas-chan, so I presume that I go on my own?

"Go ahead Senpai. Don't keep her waiting."

On the urging of Millicas-chan, we unlinked hands, and I travelled down the long lane, the people beside me trying to grab me.

"Ren-sama! We love you!"

"Would you sign my bra!?"

"Ren-sama is so sexy!"

"I'll bear your children Ren-sama!"

T-That's a little creepy. I didn't even know what to feel about that as I walked down, lightly shaking hands with the people that stuck out their hands for me. I was reluctant to shake the hands of the more mental looking girls.

Making it to Elmen-chan, she gracefully stuck out her hand.

"Welcome to the show, Ren-senpai."

"A-Ah, thank you for having me Elmen-chan~"

Ehehehe, I am so fucking nervous right now! People are staring at me! People from all over are looking at me right now! I can't fuck this up! I can't mess up now! I am going to have to make a good impression!

"It isn't a problem, Ren-senpai. We've been trying to get you on the show for awhile now, and yet you've been slipping away. But we've gotten you now, haven't we~?"

I am really shocked by this person in front of me. She's a lot different to the Loli that I know. This one is being nice, cheerful and cute. The one I know is mean, cute and mean.

"Y-Yeah, sorry about that. But I'm here now!"

The crowd went wild with that, cheering for me. A-And, I wish that they would stop shouting out that they'd bear my children. It doesn't sound right. I mean, why would I want to have a child right now? This is pretty messed up.

"That you are, that you are. Now, please take a seat."

Following her hand, I took a seat with a seat next to me. This is kind of like a King's throne. But I've noticed that she's not sat down, and she's merely stood up, looking at the nervous looking Millicas-chan.

"Aah, thanks for the seat."

I said, glancing at the crowd. I could make out a number of people from school. Even the peerage are here to support us. Kurumi-chan is waving, upon me seeing her. Kunou-chan looks a little jealous for some reason. Bennia-san is waving energetically at me as she holds up a banner that says 'Go Boss man!' written in sparkles. Katase-san and Murayama-san are both giving me thumbs up, thanks for the support girls! You're the best!

I could also make out Koneko-chan, Kiba-chan and Akeno-san as well. Koneko-chan didn't make a move to support, but I could see that from her eyes, she was making an effort. Kiba-chan, like a sexy Bishoujo that she is, is smiling at me with a graceful face. As for Akeno-san, she has a teasing touch in her eyes, those violet orbs that shine beautifully. As for her angelic face, I could see that she's showing a loving face.

Buchou couldn't be here, apparently there's something wrong with her as well as my King. Asia-san and Ise-kun are together somewhere, maybe they're talking about her transitioning into the school, although they said they'd watch the show on television.

"No, it isn't a problem, of course it isn't. You're my guest today. But you aren't alone, are you?"

Shaking my head, I looked at her with a semi frightened gaze.

What are her intentions right now? She isn't going to do anything weird, is she? Yeah, I can totally see her doing something like that.

"R-Right, I came with someone today."

I was wary of her, my eyes going towards the floor and her in small intervals. Just what is she going to do exactly?

"Yes, that girl is your alleged girlfriend. That girl being the one with the red hair, that isn't Rias Gremory-senpai. She's popular, she's cute. She's the girl that you want to love, but can't now. She's sweet, and the girl that you'd want to have as your girlfriend, but can't. Please give a big welcome to Millicas Gremory!"

As the crowds roar for the redhead, said redhead walked down the long walkway, smiling timidly at everyone.

"Damn for a Loli, she's cute!"

"I'd take her as my wife!"

"Awww, she's so adorable!"

Howls of dirty perverts went for my King, and it took everything I had not to go freaking insane and beat the shit out of each of them. Seriously, keep howling and you're going to be howling in pain!


Once making it to Elmen-chan, she had her hand grasped by said blonde.

"Welcome to the show Millicas."

At least she has a kind voice for the people she wants to win over. I have to wonder, does she have any kind multiple personality disorder? She has to have some different personalities, doesn't she? She's not right, she really isn't.

"A-Ah...y-yes, thank y-you for having me Elmen."

Aaaw! She's so nervous right now. I can see it in her eyes. It makes me want to pick her up, and cradle her. She doesn't deserve this. She's so nervous...don't worry my adorable King, we wont be here forever.

"Yes, this isn't a problem. Of course, I have wanted this interview for awhile now. But like Ren-senpai, you're quite the mischievous little one, aren't you? Escaping me like that. But now, take a seat next to your boyfriend."

H-Her boyfriend!? I'm not her boyfriend! I-I wouldn't say it is so bad...b-but, I'm not her boyfriend! There's just no way that I would be her boyfriend! She's too good for someone like me!

"B-But S-Senpai isn't..."

As she tried to explain, Elmen-chan just pushed her down onto the seat, and sat down on the seat opposite us. Her hands are apart on her lap, smiling at the ground. At the same time, I could see that the crowd was going insane for the blond Loli...she hasn't done anything! She's just sat there!

When I felt something on my hand, I looked to see Millicas-chan locking fingers with me, a nervous gaze in her eyes. I faced her, giving her hand a reassuring squeeze. She doesn't have to be afraid here. Elmen-chan isn't going to make our lives a living hell...I think.

Putting her hands together, Elmen-chan faced us with a bright smile.

"Alright, since we've gotten you on the show, finally. There are some fans out there that would like to know about you." Giving a wary look, we both nodded. "First of all, how frequent is the sex that you both have? And what position do you do her in, Ren-senpai?"

""Pft!""

We did a spit take together! Of course we would! She's nuts! She's actually saying things like that!? She's mental to open up with a question like that! Isn't this daytime television!? Is it allowed to say things like that!?

Trying to regain composure, I answered with gritted teeth.

"W-We haven't h-had sex Elmen-chan...s-so positions...it isn't a-a thing like that..."

Although, positions huh...I have a few positions for Millicas-chan...ooh Maou! I need to stop thinking about that Loli body! I am so going to hell for this...wait, I am anyway! I'm a Devil! Of course I am going to hell for this!

"I see I see. Alright, it's not like you can't do it now. There's just time wasting, you know? When you want to, you put your thing into her, and make her orgasm." S-She's disgusting! "Anyway, if you're not doing each other yet, can you confirm that you're in a relationship?"

"W-Well..."

When I tried to explain, Millicas-chan piped in.

"We're in the middle of figuring out our feelings for one another. That's the honest truth."

I guess she isn't lying really. We aren't together, and I am in the middle of understanding our love for one another. I'm not sure if I can say that I am going to be in love with her...I can't control my feelings after all...

"That's pretty nice, but hurry up please. There are girls that are getting impatient with waiting. Millicas, you should know what I'm talking about. Kunou also wants to take a ride on Senpai's meat stick, so get your ass in gear and do it already! Even pin him down if you don't have any other option!"

"Don't just suddenly say things like that!"

I interrupted, making Elmen-chan giggle. Don't giggle like that mental girl! You're at the top of my list! My shit list! That's what you are on love!

"Alright, you really are high strung, aren't you? Anyway, this is a question for both of you. If you both were stranded on an island, how long would it take for you to jump into bed, so to speak, with one another?"

"You don't dare say anything like that!"

"A few hours!"

While I gave the normal response, Millicas-chan gave a response that is scaring me right now! A freaking few hours!? How does that work?! She'll basically saying she would screw trying to escape the island, and we'd have sex!?

W-Wait, why am I fighting against that? It would be pretty cool if something like that happens! We'd have sex and make children on a island together! Yeah, we'd skip everything like being here and go straight to the baby making!

Even then, why are all of these questions on my and Millicas-chan supposed sex life!? We don't have anything like that! I wouldn't mind doing things with that adorable body, but even then, it isn't like I am going to strap her down and take her right here and now!

"Ooh, this is most interesting. It seems to me that Millicas is the one that is ready for it, while Ren-senpai is still trying to decide if he should make that Loli ride him. Meh, I'm supporting you guys to get together. Just if you have a child, could I name it?"

"N-No! You can't name it!"

Is this really an interview!? She's scaring me right now! She's even making dirty suggestions with her eyes! A-And, the crowd aren't saying anything about it! W-Why aren't you saying anything about it!? She's not naming my future child! There's no way! I'm naming her or him!

"E-Erm...I already have names for our...my future children, boy or girl...but I wouldn't mind hearing some suggestions from you Elmen. It would be nice to hear some, and maybe I can combine it with the ideas that are already inside of my head."

Right, and Loli redhead is out of her mind. Don't allow that blonde Loli to get into your head! She's getting something out of it! Millicas-chan! Don't allow this mental Loli to win!

"This is brilliant. I will give some suggestions later on. I'm sure that there are some in there that might interest you. So Millicas, have you ever tasted the 'milk' from Senpai's member?"

There's something wrong with this chick! Now she's saying that Millicas-chan gives me oral, and tries to take the 'milk' from my cock! Why does this have to be a strange interview!? Can't we just have a happy day!?

"I-I haven't!"

She denied it! Thank you Maou-sama! I didn't want to hear Millicas-chan's dirty words! If you want to know what it tastes like, just ask Suu! Suu is the one that's drunk it, absorbed it...whatever. And she keeps trying to get it as well, but I've come wise to her ploys, chucking her in the bath when she wants some liquid. I'm not going to let her suck my dick dry. I'd be dead by the end of the week.

"I understand. You want to keep it private. But if you nod your head ever so slightly..."

She looked at the redhead, who's bottom lip trembled, her body lightly convulsing due to the sheer embarrassment that she's being put through right now. Kohai, you're doing well, I know it.

Seeing that she was struggling with Elmen-chan though, I couldn't just sit here and let her suffer in silence so I stroked her hand with my thumb. She doesn't have to go through this crap. This is just terrible. Poor Millicas-chan, I will have to treat her later on.

Upon seeing that, Elmen-chan's face turned dirty.

"You want to comfort your love, right? It is okay. If you want Millicas, you can sit on your Senpai's lap? That would show everyone that you two are in love...say, everyone? Do you want the Loli to sit on Ren-senpai's lap?"

Asking that to the crowd, they all started cheering very loudly.

[SIT ON THAT LAP! SIT ON THAT LAP! SIT ON THAT LAP! SIT ON THAT LAP!]

Cheering that over and over again, causing me to growl.

Seriously, this isn't an interview! This is a farce at best! Why does everyone want me and Millicas-chan to sit so close!? Even if her butt is on my lap, it doesn't mean we're together or anything!

Surprisingly though, Millicas-chan got up from the seat, and practically flung herself onto my lap. Moving by themselves, my arms casually draped themselves around my Loli King, her back pushing against my chest, her butt being right on my member. If I don't want this to go pear shaped, I better keep my calmness in this room.

Elmen-chan didn't miss it though, and grinned like a pervert.

"That's pretty hot, right everyone?"

The mental crowds went insane as Millicas-chan turned to the side of her, and placed her head on my shoulder. Even doing that, that fucking crowd went insane because they think something like "They're cuddling up to one another, that means they're together!" or some crap like that.

"S-Senpai...I'm nervous..."

Her little voice brought me to her face.

"Don't worry, I'm right here."

Lightly stroking her face, she calmed down and just rested her head on my shoulder. Placing my hand on her lap, she used her fingers to wrap around my own hand. Her smaller hands being encased with my own hand.

Upon seeing that, Elmen-chan's eyes turned upwards even more. Maou, don't even think about saying anything to her. She's already nervous, so don't make her feel anymore nervous than she already is.

Seeing the pissed look in my eyes, she decided to not comment on our hands being interlocked with one another's.

"For now, I have to ask you something Ren-senpai, if I may?" With a fearful look, I nodded, making her continue. "Ren-senpai, how does Millicas taste 'down there'?"

"I'll sue you!"

I roared, causing Elmen-chan to wink at me.

"Calm down. Geez, it is always the younger ones who are so temperamental."

"Y-Young ones!? I am older than you!"

"Even then, you're always going off the handle. Try and control your hotheaded ways in the future. Now my adorable Ren-senpai, what are Millicas' measurements?"

Asking me something like that, it caused me to seize up. H-How am I meant to know about her measurements...I'd say not very developed, you know? But how do I say that without offending the Loli Gremory...?

"W-Well...I-I don't know..."

She's really insane, if she thinks that I know something like that. Ask one of Ise-kun's pervy friends! One of them can measure girls measurements. Although he tries to come near Millicas-chan, I will beat the shit out of him. How dare he try and get Millicas-chan!? Ones a Lolicon! He can fuck off as well!

"What type of girls, does Hyoudou-senpai like?"

"I-I guess that he likes...wait! I'm the guest here!"

I roared at the blonde Loli, who flipped her hair.

"Tsk."

"W-What are you tsk-ing for!?"

"Tell me your penis' measurements, Ren-senpai!"

"This is ridiculous! Not only that, this counts as sexual harassment! I want to see my lawyer!"

She's doing this to spite me! She's really cruel and evil! She's not knowing my dicks size! She'll have to...oooh, better not say anything like that on live television. If she tries anything else, she's going to get hit!

"What a shame...I was going to get you a magazine cover, with your body as the main article. It would've gained you fans."

"Wha...What? I-I'm not going to tell you something like that."

W-Why does she think delusions of fans would want me to reveal how big my cock is? She's bleeding insane, she must be. This day is horrid. I want to be in the arms of Akeno-san! Can't I also have some big breasted fun as well!? Damn this life! Everyone hates me!

"Tsk."

"Stop tsk-ing me!"

She cocked her head to the side, staring at me as if I've shamed her.

She's met her match with me. I wont back down, you know? Even if you're a Loli, I wont bow down to you. There's just nothing inside of me that will allow me to bow down to someone like you!

She then looked towards Millicas-chan on my lap.

"So Millicas, what are your three sizes? If you alert me, I will make sure that when you have sex with Ren-senpai, no one else will bother you."

She's not going to give her sizes for such a stupid...why are her eyes shining right now? M-Millicas-chan, could you please put away with doe eyes right now? They are quite the freaky look...

"O-Oh, is that the case? T-Then my BWH sizes are 66-49-66."

T-That's her sizes? From the sound of it, it sounds a little...on the small size. But that doesn't matter, she's still adorable! And did she have to give them out on live television?! That's just insanely cruel! No one but me can know her sizes!

"Is that the case? From my sources, it seems that your breasts have grown a bit."

"W-Well, they're growing everyday...if you had sources, why ask me?!"

"Well, the next question is..."

S-She's changed the topic! I want to know what Millicas-chan wants to know!

"E-Eh, Elmen..."

When Millicas-chan tried to speak to her, Elmen-chan ignored her and asked a completely random question.

"So, if you shoot your semen into Millicas with such vigour, is there a risk of pregnancy?"

"We've not had sex! How do we get pregnant without having sex!? How did you even get a television show!?"

"I have connections. The next question is... Basically, people want to know about you two being together."

"You've asked that already!"

She's really infuriating! Doesn't she know what an interview is!? This isn't really an question you should be asking! Can I go home now!? I am tired! I wanna go home now!

"But you didn't answer with a satisfactory answer. You both dodged it, saying crap like you're figuring out feelings. Now tell Elmen now, she wants to know if you two are together?"

"Ugh, we've said-"

"To be honest, we are going in the direction of a relationship. We haven't had the final push to make it official or anything. But I do need to say that because Senpai and I spend almost all of the time together, and we kiss one another most of the time, so we might be entering into a relationship sooner than people might think."

With the voice of a professional all of a sudden, she answered it with a bright smile. W-Well, certainly she answered that with a good voice, and the answer wasn't a lie exactly.

"That's a good answer I suppose. But now, let us go to the comments." Elmen-chan brought out her tablet, going on it. "Hmmmmm, I've got one from Rias-senpai. It says "If he is with my niece, he better love her or I am going to get pissed!" and there's one from Aika that says "Hohoho~ Looks like the Lolicon and the Loli are cosying up. I'm voting for Rensuke x Millicas for the win!" and she sent a picture of a drawing she made of you two, but for obvious reasons, being daytime television and all, we can't show it. If you're all interested, then tune in at 'Elmen's Corner, Nighttime Fun'."

You know, I'd expect that from both of them. Buchou says that to my face, I will tell her straight that she should treat Ise-kun better than she has done. I don't have a problem with her per-say, it is just when she throws her weight around, trying to make sure that she's the one that's in control. As for Kiryuu-san, she's just a dirty pervert, and I need to get her out of my mind.

Elmen-chan then continued.

"It seems that Hyoudou-senpai has commented. It says "Ren, that little rat is so going to get together with Millicas-san! Vote for them all the way!" and Asia-senpai says "I think that it is sweet that those two have one another. I hope that one day." and that's where it stops. Maybe it has something to do with Hyoudou-senpai? Maybe I will get them on the show at a later date."

You do that Elmen-chan, and I can make fun of them as well as them making fun of me. As if I am going to bow down to things like this. Elmen-chan can have them on this show, and I will send in messages like they've been sending me.

And the interview from there just went on and on. Nearly all of it was merely was about Millicas-chan and my love life. We don't really have one, so it was awkward to answer the questions. Most of them were talking about sex, and what positions we'd do. Surprisingly, Millicas-chan said that she would do ecchi things with me that even made me blush.

Some of the topics though were somewhat normal. Like talking about what we think of the school and what would happen if something happened to the school. Those questions were the only ones that were halfway decent. I can't speak for anyone else, but personally, I think that the questions about how the school is run is not that bad.

There were more people who sent messages, basically saying that they support my love for Millicas-chan. I can already tell that I am going to kill myself soon. This isn't funny in the slightest. I just want to go home now...can I please go home now? I don't want to be here anymore...

By the end of the interview, I was sure that I was going to die. All of the life was leaving me. My eyes turned hazy, my body was sweating a little. It was just so...ugh, it is hard to even concentrate.

"So, with all of the questions answered and the topoics discussed, plus since we've only got a minute or so left. There is one more thing that I would like to ask."

"What is it?"

By now, I didn't care. I wanted to go home, and my voice just sounded like a evil persons voice.

Elmen-chan however put her hands together.

"What is the future for you and Millicas here? We'd all like to know."

"T-The future...I haven't thought about it."

While scratching my cheek, I answered sheepishly.

Maybe we could date in the future? Maybe we could even end up being an official couple, and marrying one another...n-not that I love her like that. It would be nice having a wife one day...I do think about such things...

Millicas-chan though dipped her head.

"One day...I would like to think of Senpai as my boyfriend...if things go well from there, then...I would be happy about it..."

S-So, that's what she thinks about us, is it?

T-That's actually a little sweet...maybe we could get together one day...I just don't know if I can become that close to someone...

"That's nice. Even if Ren-senpai doesn't say anything, I think that he wants the same."

We both looked at one another, and blushed. Right here and now, I wanted to kiss her. I don't know why, but I felt the sudden urge to crush my lips onto her own lips. Maybe after this, I will finally be able to get my lips on her own lips.

Elmen-chan then turned to the crowd, and the words 'Final Thoughts' appeared above her...isn't that from Jerry Springer? That's stealing Elmen-chan! At least change it to something else so you don't get sued!

"Now here are my final thoughts. In life, you only have one chance. If there's a girl, or guy, you see and you like, you shouldn't be afraid to admit your emotions. So many times, people allow themselves to be lost in embarrassment and other emotions that might've caused them to lose the best thing that could've happened to them. So, to all of the potential lovers out there, I employ you all to give it a chance. Even if you think it wont work, even if you think you're going to be hurt. Take a chance. You never know, it might work for you. As they say, it is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all. This has been Elmen, and this is my Corner. Have a good day and thank you for watching my friends."

The crowds went nuts again and the cameras were switched off...but I didn't care.

Something about what she said then...take a chance huh...even if you get hurt...you have to take the chance...or it might not ever happen...does that mean that I should also...maybe I should...

"Phew, that was tough. It's over Senpai."

Millicas-chan got my attention, waving a hand in front of my face.

I came back to my senses, smiling at her.

"Y-Yeah, it's over huh. Wasn't so bad, right?"

"Besides the time that she was speaking, huh."

I released a chortle at that.

Yeah, that's exactly it. The only times that were bad is when Elmen-chan was speaking.

Speaking of the girl herself, she has walked over to us, and is shaking our hands.

"You amazing bastards. Because of you two, my ratings have gone through the roof. They've never been this high before. You know what, you two should be regular panelists. I can offer you both contracts. This is...you're both amazing. Think about it would you? For Elmen now?"

She threw her arms around our necks, hugging us for an instant before running off to speak with her fans. E-Ehehe, I guess that she really liked this day, huh. As long as she's happy, I guess.

I tried to stand up, but Millicas-chan stayed on my lap.

"Erm, is something wrong Millicas-chan?"

"N-No, it's nothing really...it was just what Elmen was saying then...about the love and all...she has a point..."

I feel the same, but I don't think I could say it out loud. It would be like super embarrassing to say it so loudly.

The others all came over, and started congratulating us on a bad interview...well, they said good, but I say bad. It was...it was really terrifying. I don't even know if I ever want to experience anything like this again.

"Hehe, that was a weirdly yet wonderful interview, Sakurai-kun, Millicas-sama."

"...I was expecting Elmen-san to be a little more dirty than she was...it was unexpected that Senpai kept his composure like he did...I thought that was cool Senpai..."

People like Kiba-chan and Koneko-chan gave their congratulations first. Although Koneko-chan's didn't sound that good...but it did at the end...I will take it as a small victory...

"You did great Ren-sama! Millicas-chan!"

"It was regrettable that I couldn't bring Katase the Second...but you both did an excellent interview. I would've cracked under the pressure."

Katase-san and Murayama-san seemed to be pleased with us. Both of them are showing bright smiles, and are pushing their breasts together, giving Ren a good sight alright~ Fufu, you two are naughty girls~

"Ara ara, I thought that it was a nice interview. But I thought that this was supposed to be about your love, rather than your sex life?" Kurumi-chan moved closer, using a teasing finger to brush against my face. "If it was about sex, then I would've gladly shared some of the stories we'll have in the future. Don't you think that would be wonderful, Rensuke-san."

T-That's too cute! For a psycho, she's fucking hot and sexy! Just seeing her sexy face this close to my own, is too arousing! I might die from your adorable face, you know!? And that dress really doesn't hide her bosom at all, does it!? She's practically coming out of that outfit!

"Y-Yeah! T-That would be amazing!"

Just think on what she would do! if she's like this mental outside of battle, just think of how kinky she's going to be when she's in the bedroom!? D-Damn it, my mind is already racing because of the excitement that's building up within me!

{Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Boss man and Millicas-chan surely went to town on that interview, didn't they!? You both are amazing! I was dying of extreme happiness! Maybe this is paradise!?}

I don't know what Bennia-san is saying, but she caused Kurumi-chan to move away from me...uu, that isn't good. I just wanted to be near her...she made Kurumi-chan leave me...baaah, this isn't fair.

In the midst of people congratulating us, Akeno-san stood in front of everyone else.

"Fufuf, it was a funny interview, Ren-kun~"

Akeno-san came behind me, wrapping her arms around my neck.

"Y-Yeah, I guess it was."

"But, you didn't reveal your members size. That was a little regrettable. I was wondering what I was going to be working with."

"W-Wait! What did you say!?"

Did I mishear!? Did she want to know my penis' size!? If it's Akeno-san, then she can know! She can have anything she wants from me! She's the best! She's beautiful! Sexy! She's everything that I want for a wife! She's kind, got a sexy body, I think she's a sadist so that could work to my potential love life. Not on me, but maybe on another girl...oooh, Akeno-san punishing another girl...punishing Kurumi-chan...or would Kurumi-chan punish Akeno-san? Those two together would be hot...threesome between those two and me...perfect~ I need it! I want it!

"Ara ara, is your hearing maybe playing tricks? I said that I wanted to know what your members size was, so I could know what I am working with. Ufufu, maybe you want to show it to me?"

"Okay!"

I tried to stand up, but the power of Millicas-chan's cuteness, and her 'love' on my cheek made me stay seated.

"Mouuuuu! You're always looking at Akeno-nee-san! Can't you look at me as well Senpai!?"

D-Don't say that! I appreciate the Loli body as well! It's just I'm surrounded by Loli all of the time! Can't I take a little forbidden fruit for myself sometimes!? But...why is her face sad right now?

"I-I think that...erm...you know that I like your body as well! You know that I like it!"

She turned back to me...her eyes were sad.

"You could say it more often. You know that I like you very much..."

"Y-Yeah...I like you as well...if I didn't, I wouldn't share a bed with you, would I?"

She didn't say anything else to me.

Instead, she opted to look to the ground...something is on her mind, I just know it is. Whatever it is, I am going to find out about it. I am going to find out why she's suddenly so upset about something.

"Senpaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!"

Kunou-chan rushed me, jumping into my arms. O-Oh! She's really lively today, isn't she?

"Hey, what's wrong Loli fox?"

"K-Kunou thinks that you and Millicas-chan should get together so Kunou can be with Senpai as well."

"That's so sudden. There's nothing wrong with me and Millicas-chan staying as we are."

That's a weird thing to say...why come out with something like that?

"B-But...if you and Millicas-chan don't happen...how can Kunou get hers..."

"Mouuuuuuuu! What do you want Kunou-chan!? Do you want a little kiss from Senpai~?"

"Yes! Kunou wants a kiss!"

I was only playing! I didn't think she would take it seriously! I'm not sure if I should kiss her! I don't think I should! I'm going to die of cuteness overload if I place my lips onto hers!

"I-I was only kidding Kunou-chan..."

"Mouu, meanie. Next time, you better kiss Kunou or Kunou will kiss you!"

I sighed and patted her head. Why do girls keep trying to rape me...? First Suu, now Kunou-chan...who's next? Is it going to be Millicas-chan maybe? Maou, I don't know how I am going to survive if I have to keep doing this.


[Later]

"E-Eh...?"

When I arrived home (Ise-kun's home technically) on my own, apparently Millicas-chan is a little busy and the others had things to do, I was in for a little surprise.

There were a bunch of boxes outside. The boxes of someone moving house. They aren't mine, are they? I haven't overstayed my welcome, right? But no...it doesn't look like my stuff in the boxes.

Upon further inspection, I could see that there was some bras and stuff inside that only women would use. Nope, none of them are mine. If they were, I would have to question myself, you know?

But if they aren't mine, who's are they? They seem a little big for the Loli's in Millicas-chan's peerage, and Kurumi-chan's breasts wouldn't be able to fit into that type of bra. I know that the kendo girls are still in the same house, so that's not a problem. I just can't seem to figure out who's these belong too.

I nosed around the boxes, all of them containing things for girls. They could be Okaa-sans...although I don't think that these bras would fit her bountiful breasts. Just thinking about them is driving me a little nutty...what I wouldn't give to have a little Okaa-san action. But there's always the guy code...going after a babe that your best friend is related too...but if it is Okaa-san, I think that there is an adapting to that rule.

Since I'm alone, I walked into the house, and saw Ise-kun pass by me.

"Ise-kun I-"

I was going to ask him about it, but he disappeared outside faster than I could get out a word. Darn, I don't even know what's going on. I don't like it when I don't know what's going on...it is just like what's going on with Millicas-chan.

Then, he came back in, so I stepped in front of him, blocking his path.

"Move out of the way Ren! These things are heavy!"

Taking such a tone with me, I had to glare.

"H-Hey, what's with the clothes outside? Don't tell me that you've taken to crossdressing. If you have, I don't think my poor heart could take it. Please don't be one of those people. I don't think you'd look cute as a girl, no offence."

I made a faux cry and produced tears in my eyes, being that of a fake nature of course.

But I still have to wonder...is he that way? Does he crossdress? Because, that is a scary mental image that entered my mind. I don't want to see that ever again! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! That's too fucking scary!

"B-Baka! That's not even funny!"

Who's joking? Does he want to look cute as a girl?

"W-Well, don't yell at me! I was just asking! Who's are they anyway?"

"They're Asia's. Apparently, she wants to live here now. Buchou said that if she had the choice, where would it be? And she chose here, so she's living here now. She's in the room next to yours, is that fine?"

So...Asia-san is going to be living here now huh...

Maybe it is time for me to leave. I think that I might've overstayed my welcome anyway. I'm sure Okaa-san is sick of me by this point. Yeah, I better make sure that I am not going to be a burden...better make sure that I find a place soon...

But he said Buchou made it so...yeah, if she's done anything to Okaa-san, then I am going to hit her hard. I don't care what she does to other people, but Okaa-san can't be touched...like that. She can't play with the lives of people like that...

"This isn't my house, Ise-kun. Either way, why would I be bothered if she lived here or not? This is just a temporary thing anyway. You already knew that. Haha, I'm sure you hate me here, huh."

I'm sure, even if he says no, he's lying and doesn't want me here anymore. We might be friends, but seeing me here day in and day out must be tiresome. I've got to go and find a job...

"Nah, I find it cool having my friend in the house. Although when other girls move in-"

"I better get out yeah yeah~ Don't worry, I'm going to go and look for a new apartment now~"

"H-Hey, I didn't mean right now. I'm sure that you can stay for as long as you like."

"It's fine." I replied, going past him, towards the stairs. "Want a hand with Asia-sans stuff?"

I offered.

But he gently refused me.

"No, it's alright. I've got it mostly done now. Thanks for offering anyway."

I waved him off.

"No worries~ See you later~"

With that, I went up the stairs, heading for my bedroom.

Along the way, I came across Asia-san setting up the stuff in her new room with a bright smile on her face.

I could see a picture of her and Ise-kun on a table. I remember them taking that just the other day. There's also other things like bible stuff, which is making me feel uncomfortable. I don't get how she can sleep with that in her room. It is making me feel like I could die. If she sleeps in that, she's going to die, she really is.

As I was thinking about it, I saw Asia-san hold up the picture of her and Ise-kun together, smiling fondly at it.

Awww, I am rooting for them. Even if he's a pervert, I think that those two are going to make it after all. I know that Buchou is going to be the one that girl who's alpha in Ise-kun's harem. Asia-san, I am going to make sure that you're number 2 in his life...and not in a dirty way.

"Yo, Asia-san."

I got her attention.

She turned around, and let a smile grace her adorable face.

"O-Oh! Rensuke-san! It is nice to see you! Did you hear the wonderful news? I get to be with Ise-san now, every single day! We live together now! And we're also housemates! I hope we can get along!"

I held back a small chuckle that was threatening to escape my throat.

She's so energetic, she really is. I have to admire that about her. Her whole life has been turned upside down, yet she's smiling like that. It really is a great courage she has. I could learn from her courage.

"Yes, we'll get along quite well indeed...don't worry about that."

Asia-sans face turned downwards a little.

"Rensuke-san...can I ask you something?"

She seemed suddenly confused about something so I went into the room, sitting on the bed.

"Yeah? What's that Asia-san?"

She poked her fingers together shyly.

"Erm...lately, when I've come for a sleepover...I heard this strange heavy panting coming from Ise-sans room late at night. At first, I thought that he was just hot...but then he was saying "Ooh Buchou~" in a weird voice. But Buchou wasn't there...I was worried that he might be getting hurt...what if Ise-san gets hurt by Buchou?"

Ooh Maou. If it is what I think it is, then Asia-san is hearing something she shouldn't. He's really dirty, that Ise-kun. He knows that Asia-san is here, yet he was doing stuff like that? I don't do it when girls are around. Doesn't he have any self restraint?

"...Well, that's a little of a taboo subject Asia-san...I don't think I could talk about it..."

How can I tell a nun that the object of her affection is whacking one out? I accept that he does it when I am here, I merely block it out and turn up the music. But to think that he would do it when Asia-san is in the house...even Okaa-san has to deal with it...I feel for poor Okaa-san, and Asia-san. They both need to stay away from him.

"B-But...erm, if Ise-san is in pain, should I maybe check on him during the night? I don't want Ise-san to be in pain while I am around...I could even use my Sacred Gear to heal his wounds, should he have any...a-and, I would do anything to make him feel better."

O-Oh...he's not going to like it...when she goes in...but if she's this determined...no matter what I do, she's going to go in there, and see him...molesting himself. That would be a gross sight to see...

"R-Right...you do whatever you feel is right. If you think that you should check on him, then you check on him. I'm sure that you're going to make the right decision, whatever it is that you ultimately choose."

"O-Okay! I can't have Ise-san hurt anymore! Thank you Rensuke-san! You've helped me decide what I'm going to do!"

"A-Ah, no problem, I guess."

I stood up, and left the room as Asia-san started 'planning' her way of 'helping' Ise-kun. Poor girl, I feel sorry for her. She's going to be really frightened now, she's even going to be destroyed...poor girl...

I walked into my room, and when I was about to open my mouth to greet my familiar and kitty...

"Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

I saw a mental cat, and a mental Suu attacking one another! For Maou sake! They've been doing this for sometime now! I can't let them stay in the same room anymore! They're going to be the death of me!

"Nyaaaa!"

Mrs Cuddles swipes her claws at Suu who rotates to the left, avoiding the claws. Suu then makes an attempt to grab my kitty, but said kitty jumped upwards and started twisting in the air, attempting a claw strike from the air! How the hell is that cat doing that!?

Suu though, with her watery body let the kitty pass through that body, and grabbed the kitty from inside of her! Pulling her out of her wet body, she held Mrs Cuddles out in front of her, glaring.

"Suu belongs to Master! Suu doesn't like you!"

She's gotten better with her words at least. But why fight Mrs Cuddles? She knows that it is just a little kitten, doesn't she? Ugh, at least she hasn't asked for my essence yet...she usually does when I walk into the room. Maou, I hope that she doesn't want that anymore...I just want to go home...

"Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Mrs Cuddles went insane, swiping her claws all over the place, releasing herself from Suu's hand somehow. Mrs Cuddles went over to my CD collection, and with the swiping of her paws, started firing my CD's at Suu!

The fact that she's doing it isn't what's making me feel strange...the fact that she can actually do it is making me feel strange! How is she doing that!? I didn't train her to do that! Mrs Cuddles, you really are a smart kitten! I've got to make some money out of you! I need to know how she's doing that! Is she a special kitty!? Does she have some kind of magical powers!? This is awesome!

"Suu doesn't feel pain!"

But due to Suu's body, the flying disks go through her body as if they aren't there at all. But Suu starts moving forward again, and looks ready to kill Mrs Cuddles! For the love of Maou! I'm going to have to stop this!

"Suu! Mrs Cuddles! Stop this fighting at once!"

I went to separate them.

I stopped Mrs Cuddles from firing the disks, picking her up and I stopped Suu from trying to drown Mrs Cuddles by putting my hand out to her.

"Master...Suu was being hurt by the cat..."

"Nyaaa! Nyaaaa!"

Both of them tried to plead their case (strangely, I kind of understood what Mrs C was saying) but I wasn't having any of it. No, they're both as bad as one another. Suu should know that this is bad.

"No, both of you are naughty girls. Mrs Cuddles, you're going into your timeout box. And Suu, you're going to your corner. What did I say about fighting each other? It is a no-no girls."

"B-But Suu loves Master! Suu wants to be with Master! She's better than the cat!"

Suu moved closer to me, and hugged me, grinding against my body. D-Do you have to do that in a Loli body!? I know you can have a bigger body! I've seen you have one! Why don't you transform for me!? And why are you wearing my shirt!? That's not for you Suu!

"Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Mrs Cuddles leapt out of my hand and onto my shoulder within a blink of an eye. Nuzzling against my face, I felt her coarse tongue repeatedly sliding up and down my cheek.

Ugh...they know what they do to me. They both are adorable, and I can't seem to be angry at them...even if they are just like this...damn it all to hell! This isn't right! They can't just do this to me! Suu! Mrs C! You both are winning against me!

"Alright, that's enough. Girls, I think that we should get into bed, I need to go onto the computer. Are you both sorry for being bad?"

"Nyaaaa~"

"Suu's sorry..."

At least they sound sorry but are they sorry? I don't want any conflict.

"Good girls." Petting both of their heads, I walked over to the bed. "Suu, be a good girl and get my laptop for me."

"Suu...Suu wants...sperm...as reward..."

Why does she have to show a smile when saying that!? Constantly this slime is after my seed! Why does she want it!? Is it that addictive or something!? She's just a bad slime, she really is!

I growled and shook my head.

"No Suu! I said that I will never allow you do rape me again!"

Even though I was denying it, Suu didn't show a face that was going to back down anytime soon. Ugh, this is going to make me go insane soon.

"B-But Suu wants...Suu needs liquid...Masters seed is best for nourishment..."

The thing is, she's not even being dirty. She survives off liquid. And maybe my...stuff is what she really needs...but I am not going to get raped! If she wants my stuff...I couldn't ask my familiar to give me a blow-job! It would be wrong! So, she's never going to get my stuff!

"Then go and run the bath for some! I'm not going to be your food source!"

"...Suu doesn't mind..."

She doesn't mind huh! Yeah, she doesn't mind raping me! Ooh, I will just go and do the same! You know, that's what a mental person would say! If I did what she did, I would be put in prison! But of course, there's no way that I can actually do that to her. She's such a cutie, and I do like her. She's funny, but dirty as well.

"I do mind! Suu, you understand what you did was wrong, don't you? Doing that to someone is a no-no."

"But Suu...can Suu have sweat? Suu likes Masters sweat...that would do Suu..."

Sighing in resignation, I gave a nod.

"Alright, you can have my sweat. Just nothing else, is that clear Suu?"

"Clear."

I ended up grabbing the laptop and with Mrs Cuddles on my lap, and Suu behind me, licking my neck of sweat, I began surfing the net. I need to find a new place to live, so I'm not a burden anymore. I also need to find a job. I am a self sufficient person after all. I don't need others looking out for me. I can do just fine on my own. I've done it for nearly all of my life.

"Master...we're leaving?"

Suu questioned with a slight confused face.

"Yes, that's right. We're going because it is getting too crowded around here. Don't worry, I will get a place that has lots of water."

Only so she doesn't rape me in my sleep or something (which has happened a number of times).

"Then...Suu is happy."

"That's a good girl."

Petting her head with one hand, I typed on the computer with the other.

I need a place that doesn't cost much. I'd hate to rely on Millicas-chan again. It would be like me milking her for all she's got. And right now, she doesn't need me on her back for money. There's already something wrong with her. And until I know what that is, I can't add to her stress.


I surfed the net for some time. I don't know exactly how long it was. During all of that time, Suu was licking my neck, and Mrs Cuddles was just purring in my lap. Good thing that I didn't have to go to school today, since it is a day off.

I found some good places to live at, and affordable as well. Some of them are shit, but sometimes you don't really have a choice when it comes to things like this. Maybe I should just settle for something else...

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

[Rensuke-kun, it's me. Can I come in please?]

Ooh! That's Okaa-san! Suu's here! Shit! I can't let Okaa-san see Suu! I need to think of something! Come on Ren, think! Do something! Think of something! A-Ah, I've got it! Suu can go!

"J-Just one minute!" I yelled, and looked at Suu, switching my tone into a quiet one. "Hide Suu, into the bathroom."

Following my command, she turned into a liquid substance. Her liquid form slipped under the door, disappearing from the room.

At least she can follow orders, that's a good thing about Suu. She can make it to the bathroom without being noticed by anyone. After checking out the room, to make sure nothing strange is here, I cleared my throat.

"It's okay, come in Okaa-san!"

The door opened to reveal that beautiful older woman. She doesn't even look like she should be Ise-kun's Okaa-san. She's so beautiful. Her brown luscious locks, that cute glint in her eyes. That rocking body with the personality so different to that vulgar Ise-kun, it makes me wonder if Ise-kun is adopted.

She came in with a cup of hot chocolate.

"I brought some hot chocolate for you."

With a sweet voice like an Angel, she walked over and handed it to me.

"Thanks Okaa-san."

I took a sip of the hot chocolate, and cooed to myself. Damn it, this is one of the best things about being with Okaa-san in this house. It is like it is sliding down my throat...entering my body and it made me feel like Heaven...good thing that I'm not like literally going to Heaven, hehe.

Okaa-san sat on the bed.

"So Rensuke-kun, how have you been?"

I shrugged my shoulders.

"I'm okay I guess. Nothing much been happening lately. How have you been, Okaa-san?"

"I've been doing well, actually. Since you've come to live here, Ise's been more vigilant about his...naughty habits, and hiding them better. I would have you to thank for that, wouldn't I?"

"But he still does it, you know Okaa-san?"

Deadpanning her, I gave her a gentle smile.

Her face turned downwards.

"I know he does...but at least he makes more of an effort now to hide it. In any case, I just wanted to tell you that you're welcome to stay here for as long as you want. You can even stay forever and I wouldn't mind."

That's a strange thing to say. Why would she say that all of a sudden?

"Okaa-san, what are you saying all of a sudden? Is there something wrong?"

"Rensuke-kun, I heard from Ise-kun that you are thinking about moving out?"

Ugh! Why is Ise-kun talking about things that he doesn't understand?! I didn't even want to tell Okaa-san! I was going to wait until I actually had left. I know that she's going to try and make me stay...I don't want to be a burden anymore.

"W-Well, yeah. I think that my time here has come to an end. Since Asia-san is living here and all. I don't think you'd want another freeloader living off you. I feel guilty about staying here without contributing anything."

"Now now, don't be silly. You contribute a lot." Okaa-san moved closer to me, and overlapped her hand with my own. "And I know that I can't get through a day without seeing my Rensuke-kun smiling. Just because Asia-chan lives here now, it doesn't mean you have to go anywhere."

She's really sweet. She's taking in someone she doesn't even have a connection with, I mean we don't really have much of a connection. I mean yeah, I've been lusting after her for as long as I can remember, but she's never shown any interest back, which I don't see happening anyway. She could even say "Get lost!" and I wouldn't be offended, because it is Okaa-san who would say it...she's just so beautiful...and kind...she's really like the Okaa-san that I never had...but it's more than that.

"B-But, I couldn't put you out anymore than I have."

"No, I am fine. If you really want to contribute, then you can clean the house for me every Sunday? I'd ask Ise, but he's stuck in his own little perverted bubble and even this Buchou he talks about hasn't been able to help him. Maybe Asia-chan can make him see sense."

Don't hold your breath Okaa-san...he's always going to be a pervert. Even when he finally loses his V card, he's still going to be the one that's going to be the same pervert that we know and...that we know.

"Y-Yeah maybe. But just cleaning the house isn't going to be enough. Okaa-san...I hate that I can't do anything for you...if I was old enough, I would get a great job and support you..."

A silly little fantasy of mine. Me, living with my wife, and supporting her with my job.

"Rensuke-kun, you truly don't understand that sometimes, people need to look after you as well. Truthfully, I am glad that you came here, when you didn't have any other place to go. You're so prideful, so it must've taken a lot. I've always loved that about you, so independent, so grown up for your age. But you've always been so grown up, ever since the day I had met you."

Okaa-sans hand slipped lower, and ran down my leg. Stopping at my inner thigh, I felt her hand rest there, her hand stroking it lovingly...ooh Maou, her hand is so soft. If she moves her hand up any closer, she'd be stroking my member...

"O-Okaa-san...I've had to grown up...I-I just...your hand is..."

That hand is really close...if it is any closer then...

"Fufu, my hand is quite close to your male part, isn't it?" Saying with a hint of desire, Okaa-san rested her head on my shoulder. "Don't worry Rensuke-kun, I think that you're very cute. You can stay here...no, I'm not going to let you leave. You don't have to be a grown up here. You can be the carefree boy that I love very much."

"L-Love?! You love me Okaa-san!?"

Maybe I'm taking it a little far...maybe she's just thinking as a son or something. She wouldn't be attracted to someone like me. After all, she's a bombshell, and I'm just...I can't even finish that sentence. I don't know what I am right now. I am just...I am just a little...

"Of course I do, Rensuke-kun. You know you're my little Inu~"

Ahaha, I've not heard that in awhile. She used to call me that because I had a thing about wearing dog accessories for a year or so. That's when I thought werewolves were cool...yeah, I don't know why I dressed up like an Inu, and not a werewolf...strange indeed.

"O-Okaa-san, that's so embarrassing. You've not called me that for along time."

"But that doesn't matter. You're always going to be my Inu boy~ So Rensuke-kun, you aren't going to leave, are you? I want you to stay here indefinitely, alright? If you really want to do anything for me, then I can think of a few things."

Okaa-san moved closer to me, and gave my cheek a little kiss. From that little kiss, my head went up into the air, and wouldn't come back down! A kiss from Okaa-san! Even on the cheek! Why does she tease me so!? Why doesn't she press her lips onto mine!? I'm willing Okaa-san! I'll do anything you want me to do!

As I was reeling from that, Okaa-san smiled at me.

"Rensuke-kun, you're not going to leave me, are you? I don't want you to go, I want you to stay here with me. I really like having someone intelligent to talk to. Ise means well and all...but his conversations tend to end up about girls, girls and girls. With you, I can actually have a conversation, and it be meaningful. So, stay here with me."

"Okay okay. If you say it like that Okaa-san, I have no choice but staying. In the future Okaa-san...allow me to do something for you, to make it up to you for allowing me to stay here. I'll do anything for you."

"Anything huh~" It was as if a teasing tone came from her then, her hand leaving my thigh, and going for my face, brushing my lips. "I've got a number of things you can do for me. Until you can, there's a little thing you can do for me."

I cocked my head to the side, in confusion.

"Whats that about Okaa-san?"

"Fufu, you can continue to smile. I love your little smiles. They brighten up my day." I let a bright smile appear on my face, which seemed to please Okaa-san. "There we go. I am already feeling better from your adorable smiles. Keep smiling for me Rensuke-kun."

"R-Right...anything for you, Okaa-san."

I continued to smile at her, and our faces met one another, in a burning gaze. My face was heating up, and a little blush also dusted Okaa-sans face. That's when I moved a little closer, my burning gaze fixed on those lovely orbs of Okaa-sans. Okaa-san mimicked my movements, and moved her face closer to my own.

"Rensuke-kun, I really want you to know that..."

"Okaa-san I really want to..."

"Shh, it's alright. I know...I also want to do things with you..."

When she said that, I felt my chest heat up. My body was also following after the heat, and made me wrap my arms around the older woman. Okaa-san once again mimicked my actions, wrapping her arms around me, her breasts being pushed into my chest.

Even if this is taboo, I don't care. I don't care if it looks like she is taking advantage, I want her to have the advantage. I want her to kiss me, and we can do ecchi things to one another. I could look after her if I was given the chance...

[Iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!]

As Okaa-san and I were about to kiss, I heard Asia-san scream! Fucking hell, what's going on now!? Is Ise-kun trying something with her?! Does Asia-san hate me!? I was about to get a fucking kiss of the woman I've been lusting after! I bleeding hate that she did that!

"It seems Asia-chan is already getting a little rambunctious, huh."

Okaa-san unwrapped her arms and stood up.

I also stood up, and went towards the door while sighing heavily.

This bastard has caused me the ultimate cock-block. I don't do it to him, so why does he do it to me? I could've at least gotten a kiss from the woman I want. But no, this bastard would come and do this, wouldn't he?

Opening it, I peered outside together with Okaa-san, seeing that Asia-san had tears down her face as she ran away down the hall. The place she was running from was Ise-kun's bedroom...

"A-Asia! Wait a second, it isn't what it looks like!"

Ise-kun came out of his bedroom...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! He's not wearing underwear! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I closed my eyes instantly, connecting the dots! He actually tried it on with Asia-san! Poor girl! He's doing ecchi things with a nun! Even if former, she's freaking innocent! What a dirty bastard he is! My eyes are burning! I can't unsee that! I can't! I'm scared! I'm frightened! I hate this day! I want to die right now! I want to go away now! Can my life be a little better than it is right now!? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

"Ise-kun! I seriously hate you right now! Why do you have to be a bastard?! You've scarred me now! Are you happy with yourself right now!?"

I was crying.

The tears even flowed down my face like a heavy shower.

I can't allow myself to become more scarred. I need a female right now! I don't want this to hurt me anymore! I just want to be normal for a change! Can't I also have love in my life!?

"Shh, it's alright Rensuke-kun. I wont allow Ise to hurt you."

Thankfully, Okaa-san wrapped me up into a hug. Hah! Take that Ise-kun! Your Okaa-san is comforting me because of your dirty ways!

I felt my face being pressed into her bust...ooh yeah, now that's what I am taking about. Okaa-sans lovely flesh mounds are truly the softest. I don't get big breasts often, so when I do, it really is a little of a treat.

"I-Ise! You put on some underwear and pants this instant! What have you done to Asia-chan?! And to Rensuke-kun! You might've scarred him for life! Why are you even doing perverted things to yourself right now!? What did I say about this the last time!?"

Okaa-san was raging. Even with my eyes closed, I could feel her soul wanting to deliver justice to Ise-kun! Go and get him Okaa-san! He's doing ecchi things with Asia-san! That girl is going to be scared for life!

"B-But Kaa-san! I-I can explain!"

"I've told you about your behaviour before! If there's a girl to live here, then you're going to have to make sure that your act is cleaned up, you know?!"

"B-But Kaa-san-"

"No! You're going to be grounded for this!"

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Kaa-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

...After that...I never want to see another male ever again...I only want girls in my life...


[Later]

"Come on Millicas-chan, come to bed."

I whined, attempting to pull her from the paperwork she's doing right now.

After the incident with Ise-kun, Okaa-san and split apart. It was a little disheartening. But something about Okaa-san told me that she actually wanted to kiss me. She wasn't going to get caught up in the moment...she wanted me to kiss her. She wants me to do things with her...I know that it is that.

Millicas-chan came back to my bedroom not long after that. While Suu and Mrs Cuddles slept together surprisingly, I was laying in bed with Millicas-chan but she's preoccupied by something. She's got some papers in her hand, and she keeps going over the same thing over and over again. I don't know what's wrong with her exactly...

"I will soon Senpai, I just need to go over these important documents."

That's the same answer I've been getting over and over again.

There's something off...I need to find out what's going on with her...

I sat up in the bed, placing my hands on her shoulders.

"Come on, give up for tonight. You can do whatever it is tomorrow morning. Just come and cuddle me in bed."

"...In a few minutes Senpai, I promise. I just need to do these, then I can cuddle up to you."

Again, the same answer. I wish she would just tell me what's going on. It was only after the familiar stuff that she turned like this. Whatever is happening, she wont let me in. She's so freaking stubborn.

I began rubbing her shoulders, massaging them slowly.

"At least allow me to do this, to alleviate your stress."

"Mmmmmm...alright...keep doing that..."

So I massaged her shoulders as she looked through some work. But there was a name that kept appearing. It wasn't a name that I was familiar with myself, but the last name...I think I saw that in the book about the 72 Pillars. It kept appearing on those papers of hers, and when she saw it, her eyes turned to slits.

For awhile, I just kept my hands, rotating them on her small shoulders. A couple of times, the straps on her nightdress slid off her shoulders, so I pulled them back up onto said shoulder. The weird thing is though, she didn't even bother when I pulled them down. She didn't even bat an eyelid when I did it.

"Millicas-chan, put down the papers and come to bed. I'll even let you kiss me~"

I tried to tempt her, but she didn't even answer me this time.

I tried taking the papers out of her hand, but she moved away from me. She even made it a point to face away from me so I couldn't see what she was doing.

W-Why is she doing this all of a sudden? Why is she being cold? I haven't done anything, have I?

"Millicas-chan...why are you moving away from me right now?"

"I'm just busy right now." She gave that cold reply, shifting her weight to the side. "I'm sorry, but this can't wait Senpai. Please wait a little longer."

Wait a little longer...

I'm selfish...

I want to have her with me right now...

Is it too much to ask to forget everything and just be in one another's arms? I know we aren't official or anything...but can't I also comfort the girl...the girl that I really...I really do want this girl to be happy...can't I do anything to help her...? These papers can't be so important that they can't wait until tomorrow.

As I was thinking about that, my mind went to Kunou-chan.

She's not here right now. She's not here. I thought that she would be here, since she's practically a little stalker girl. But she's not here...this is a little strange...I don't understand...maybe she wants to...

"Say, where is Kunou-chan anyway? I thought she would be here for a little sleep. She usually is anyway."

"She's busy doing something for me. She'll be here tomorrow night, most likely."

She's busy doing something for her? What could that be?

"If she's doing something for you...can I do anything for you?"

"No, there's nothing you can do for me."

Like that, I felt a knife enter my heart.

Not a literal one, but the pain is all the same.

Hearing that I can't help her, breaks my own heart...why can't I do anything? She's come to me before with things she needs help with. What makes this so different this time? Aren't I good enough to help her? I'm her Queen, aren't I? Why is it that there's nothing I can't do for her?

"Why c-can't I help you?"

"Because you can't. I can do it on my own, don't worry."

All of this coldness is making me feel rejected. It makes me feel like...I'm useless. That's the last thing I want to be...I don't even know what's going on, and I am getting the silent treatment...I'm so useless...

"T-That's not good enough...tell me, what's going on. How do you know that I can't help you?"

"Because you can't, I've said it before. Don't make me repeat myself, I am your King after all."

...Did she really just try and pull rank on me? That's what it sounded like to me...how could she act like that? She's never like that...she's kind of acting like Buchou right now...I thought that she was different to her...

"...Don't talk to me like that Millicas-chan. I respect you...don't you respect me?"

"It isn't a matter of respect. This is something that you can't help me with."

"Why? I'm your Queen aren't I? Why don't you let me help you with your problem?"

"Because you can't! Because you're still a newborn Devil! This is something that you can't solve Senpai! Don't you understand me right now!? This is my problem and I have to figure out a solution to my own problem! Now just let me work in peace and be quiet!"

"..."

She actually yelled at me...

I was so shocked that I couldn't even form words, my mouth becoming dry. My eyes were even open so wide, that the moister in my eyes was getting lesser and lesser...why would she...

The first time she's even yelled at me, with so much negative feeling behind her tone...

This isn't the same girl that I was falling in love with. I don't even know who this girl is right now.

"Fine, I will be a good little slave and keep my mouth shut. That's what you want, isn't it?"

I laid my head on the pillow, and turned away from her.

She really isn't acting like she usually is right now...she really isn't who she used to be. I don't even know who she is right now. Why is she like this all of a sudden? What could be upsetting her so much that she'd change like this? Where has the sweet girl that I...that I really admire gone?

"S-Senpai, I didn't mean to say anything like that...please forgive me."

She tried to touch my shoulder, but I shrugged her off.

She's the same...all of them are the same...all of them...

"You don't need to apologize to me. After all, I'm just your servant aren't I?"

I didn't mean to sound like I was speaking spitefully, but that's how it came out, and I immediately regretted it. I wouldn't ever want to speak like that to her ever again. I only want to know what's bothering her...I only want to make it right somehow...

"T-That's not true! I-I didn't mean to speak to you like that! I've just got a lot on my mind right now...I'm so confused...and scared...Senpai...I'm frightened..."

I heard sobs being choked out from behind me.

So it wasn't surprising that when I turned around, I saw her in tears.

My annoyance and hurt suddenly turned into sadness, and wanting to comfort.

I sat up, and faced her.

"Why are you crying? What's going on? Please tell me. I only want to help you. I only want you to feel better...if I don't know what's going on, I can't do anything for you...Millicas-chan, I want to help you...allow me to help you..."

"I-I can't say anything...b-but...I don't want to do it...I-I just want to be...Senpai...I only want you to be with me...I don't want anyone else...I never want anyone else to touch me...other than you...please don't hate me Senpai...I'm so sorry...I don't mean to push you away..."

I couldn't stay mad at her.

When a girl I see is crying and shaking like that, I can't hate her. I knew something was wrong...even if I don't know what that is...it isn't her fault...she doesn't need to be frightened...whatever has frightened her...

I pulled her close to me, and kissed the top of her head.

"Please don't cry. I don't hate you, there's no way I could. I just want you to be happy. I don't know what's wrong, but I lo...I really want you to be happy. Just tell me, what's wrong, and I will make it go away. Whatever it is, I will make it disappear."

"T-There's nothing you can do Senpai...but you could hold me...please don't leave me alone..."

The tears fell down her face like a waterfall. I brushed them off her eyes, making sure she doesn't look like a drowned rat.

"I wont leave you...I wont ever leave you...I'm here for you...please don't cry."

We gently laid back onto the bed and I pulled her close to my chest. She cried onto my chest...just what the fuck has made her like this? I've never seen her so distressed before. I'm going to make whatever is making her upset disappear.

"S-Senpai..."

Millicas-chan leaned up, and kissed me on the lips shyly.

"It's alright, Millicas-chan. Tell me...what's wrong...? I only want to help you..."

"I-I'll tell you in time...I swear. Just tonight...kiss me...please don't ever stop kissing me..."

I leaned really close to her lips, brushing them with my own.

"Tonight, I wont let you go...I wont let you go Millicas-chan, ever. I really...I really..."

I pushed my lips onto her own.

While tears flowed down her face, her lips turned upwards into a smile as our kiss deepened.

I slipped my tongue deep within her mouth, overpowering her tongue instantly. She put up no resistance as our kiss expressed our unspoken feelings. The feeling that I wish that I could shout out from the rooftop, but I can't. The feelings that want to come out...but my mouth wont allow them to be spoken from my mouth.

Even if I can't say it...I do know that I am in love with this girl. I love her, and I always want to be with her. Millicas-chan...don't ever cry again...I wont allow the girl I love be in pain anymore.


End chapter! So there's a secret (I'm sure most can guess what it is) that Millicas is keeping! And they appeared on Elmen's show! Just what kind of show does she run exactly!? And Issei's Okaa-san seems to be cosying up to Rensuke~ And even a little fighting between kitty and slime~ How's that going to turn out? Until next time!

Issei; Rias, Reya, Ravel, Asia, Kiyome, Irina, Jeanne, Tsubasa, Isabela, Walburga, Siris, Mira, Seekvaira. (WIP)

Rensuke; Millicas (fem), Katase, Murayama, Tomoe, Elmenhilde, Bennia, Xenovia, Akeno, Yumi, Le Fay, Kunou, Kuroka, Rossweisse, Serafall, Sona, Koneko, Kalawarner, Kurumi, Anna, Suu, Yasaka, Ophis, Michaela (fem Michael), Venelana, Vali (fem), Kasane, Gabriel, Aika. (WIP maybe)

King; Millicas (fem).

Queen; Rensuke.

Rooks; Elmenhilde, Anna.

Bishops; Le Fay, Kurumi.

Knights; Bennia, Xenovia.

Pawns; Katase (2 pieces) Murayama (2 pieces), Kunou (4 pieces).