Author's Note
ACZelda: Okay, I have quite a few important things to say before you can read the chapter: You are likely thinking the exact same thing as many people around the world, including me: "BREATH OF THE WIIIIIIIIILD! IT'S MARCH 3RD!"
I am extremely hyped for this game, as you likely are too! You probably want to send in a mountain of BotW dares. However, many of us, including me, have been avoiding BotW spoilers as if they were like-likes mixed with blade traps. So, I'm sorry to say this, but no BotW dares until I say so. Unless it's OBVIOUSLY stated in the trailers. If you don't know whether or not to send in the dare, just don't. If you even say the name of a single, new character or enemy, the dare will not be used. Spoiling even the littlest thing once will lead to a warning. Twice will lead to a second warning. Thrice will lead to being blocked until I allow BotW dares.
Also, this chapter is a lot longer than usual, but I still haven't used all your dares. Sorry. I won't make a part three. However, all the chapters will be longer to make up for it!
And the rating is now a T. Don't worry, there's nothing too bad, just a safety precaution. A couple fights, maybe a single drop of blood, but that's it.
Anyway, enough of me rambling! ON TO THE CHAPTER! And happy BotW Day, everyone! :D That's what I'll call it from now on.
ACZelda and Mimi: *Walk back in*
ACZelda: Link STILL isn't done?! We had time to write the AN of BOTH Mimi's stories!
Mimi: Give her a break, she's been busy.
ACZelda: /)_- Not THAT Link! The one who's been stuck in the Shadow Temple since part 1!
Mimi: Ohhhhhh. I thought you were talking about the other Link.
*In the shadow temple*
Link: *Fighting Bongo Bongo blindfolded* HA! I GOT YOU- Nope. It was another cucco. Sigh.
*Hours later*
Link: *Stumbles out of the portal* I'm... done... *Collapses onto the floor*
ACZelda: GET UP! WE HAVE A DARE TO DO! Grimm, you can do this one.
Grimm: *Hands Link a roll of toilet paper* You see this? *Points to Ganondorf and smirks* Have at him.
Link: *Nods in understanding before starting to wrap Ganondorf in toilet paper*
Ganondorf: Link, you son of a-mmph! *Mouth gets covered by toilet paper*
ACZelda: Oh, wait! Before I forget, to celebrate the release of this wonderful, Sheikah-focused game, I'm changing my name for a chapter. It's ACSheik now. Anyway, what's next?
Grimm: Let's see... Ooh, Link has to lick someone's foot. So, who's your choice?
Link: *Glances around, feeling nervous* Uhh... Can I take a raincheck?
Grimm: -_- *holds up Cutie* Wanna ask that again?
Link: *Flinches* N-no! Keep that demon away from me!
Cutie: *Clucks and cuddles up to Grimm's chest*
Grimm: Good girl, Cutie. Alright, pick someone...
Link: *glances at Zelda and takes her boot off* Forgive me... *Licks her foot*
Zelda: *Turns red-faced and smacks him across the face*
Link: OW!
Shadow Link: Now you know my pain.
ACSheik: That was great. Speaking of Zelda, it's her turn!
Grimm: Zelda... You're going to need to make a difficult choice.
Zelda: I'm not going in the cucco room.
Grimm: Understood. Honestly, Cutie isn't that horrible. *Cuddles said cucco* But anyway, go here... *Tosses her down a hole* Have fun!
Zelda: *Screams and lands on the stained glass pedestal* Ow! Is that any way to treat a Princess?
Grimm: Sorry! I'll make it up to you later!
*A sword, a shield, and a magic wand topped with a blue Mickey mouse head appeared before her*
Zelda: A sword? Maybe I can finally smite Ganondorf after all these years.
Ganondorf: *Hears it from his spot above the hole, his face pales, and he backs up slowly*
Zelda: *Grabs the sword and it turns into a Keyblade and she smirks softly* Oh yes, this'll do just nicely…
CD-i Zelda: *Shouts into the hole* GRAB THE WAND! SWORDS ARE STUPID!
ACSheik: ...What are you doing here? *Pulls out a sword with a golden hilt inlaid with green gemstones* I'll show you how stupid swords are! *Chases her*
CD-i Zelda: AAAAGH! SAVE MEH, SOMEONE!
Everyone: Nah. *Grabs popcorn*
*Later, with CD-i Zelda in a cucco-filled pit*
Grimm: Alright, well, Link has to fight Riku... Oh dear god. *Sighs* Well, it was nice knowing the silver-haired psychopath while we knew him. Link... He kissed Princess Zelda.
Link: He. Did. WHAT?! *Charges at Riku with his master sword, blue eyes narrowed, before pouncing on the boy*
Riku: AAAAH! I DIDN'T DO THAT! I SWEAR! *Tries to run*
Link: *Chases after him, Master Sword raised* The only person those soft lips belongs to is me! I'm her knight in shining tunic, for Din's sake!
Riku: Your tunic isn't shining!
Link: At least I don't have old man hair! *Pounces* Fight me, grandpa!
Riku: DO NOT INSULT MY BEAUTIFUL SILVER HAIR!
Grimm: *Glances up* I have twenty rupees on Link that he kicks Riku's butt. Anyone wanna get a piece of that action? *Smirks evilly while stroking Cutie gently* I knew stroking the flames would be of use to us~
ACSheik: I'll bet 200 rupees that Riku is screwed! And Grimm, you are a genius for infuriating Link by saying that.
Grimm: What can I say, I've learned evil from the best... *Glances at Vaati and Ghirahim with a sharp smirk* I have been well-taught~ *Watches the fight, chuckling darkly as she pet Cutie* Yes, look upon the bloodshed, my cutie.
ACSheik: I think Cutie would enjoy joining the fight...
Grimm: Cutie, you see the man in the dark clothes? He ate your Ma!
Cutie: *Angrily crows and leaps at Riku, pecking and scratching at his face*
Link: *Sees Cutie and runs*
Grimm: You know, for the Triforce of Courage, you run at the most simple things! Seriously, flee into your straw house... *Sighs and facepalms* Farore, why? Why did you give him the Triforce of Courage?
Farore: *Shrugs* He SEEMED like a good candidate at the time... *Looks around the room* Who would be a better fit? Hmm... Maybe Cutie?
Grimm: *glances at Green and holds him up* The smol child will do. Look at him, he's only ten and has already kicked Vaati's butt. Now that is impressive to me... By extension, it would mean that the other Swords would have the triforce as well. *Smiles softly* Simple logic, really. *Glances at Vio with a wink* You're not the only brainiac around here anymore~
Green: Don't we already have the triforce since we're Link?
*No one hears him over the loud clucking*
Farore: But isn't he still Link?
ACSheik: He's a lot braver.
Link: *Walks back into the main room and looks at his hand* Hey, what happened to my Triforce?
Grimm: *points to Green* Your ancestor has it. Let's face it, he deserved it, honey. Until you can learn to man up, I don't think giving you the Triforce of Courage is a good idea. I mean, really. I just want to make sure it ends up in better hands. What can I say, being responsible isn't always easy. *Shrugs* But it's worth it in the end.
Link: But it's a cucco! The deadliest thing that ever existed!
Ganon: Hey, what about me?
Link: Next to Cutie, you're more pitiful than a bunny.
Ganon: HEY! I'll show you! *Attacks Link*
Grimm: Boys, do I have to intervene? I swear to the holy Goddesses above, I will show you both a world of endless misery and woe if you both don't sit. *Crosses arms* I will make you both kneel before me and kiss the utter ground I walk upon in terms of mercy. After all, I can come up with worse nightmares... MUCH worse.
ACSheik: It would be great if you could do that even if they did what you asked...
Ganon and Link: NO!
Mimi: I AGREE!
Grimm: I could If I wanted to... But I won't. Now, if you both will excuse me, there's someone I have to wake up. *Gets up and starts walking*
ACSheik: I know exactly who you're talking about. *Flashback of forcing Vaati to drink the whole bottle of poison*
Grimm: *Rupee ping* Right. Figured I'd take one for the team this time. *Smiles softly and walks towards the temple*
Mimi: This will be interesting... POPCORNNN
ACSheik: *Reads dare card* This is the perfect opportunity to do this dare! We get to force any of the characters to do a fairy tale of the host's choice. How about Sleeping Beauty? We already have a sleeping person we've got to wake up...
Mimi: Good timing!
Grimm: *Hums the Ballad of the Goddess, a large book under her arm while walking to the temple* Let's see... Sleeping Beauty...How did that one go again? Oh yeah, when in trouble, look in a book! *Opens book and scans the table of contents before flipping to the story* Let's see... *Turns red as a twenty rupee* Oh sweet Hylia...
ACSheik: I was going to suggest that Ganondorf was the prince, but since Grimm is already on her way there…
Mimi: Oh dear.
ACSheik: *Shouts out the window* IT'LL BE FINE! YOU DID SAY THAT VAATI IS HOT!
Mimi: Hopefully.
ACSheik: Or was it another character?
Mimi: Don't ask me.
Grimm: I-I have never kissed someone before... Oh geez, what would Vio do? Well... *Sighs* He'd roll with the punches and do what needed to be done. Guess I'll do it for AC's sake. She has been very kind to me... *Clutches book close to chest while walking towards the temple*
ACSheik: *Shouts out the window* IT'LL BE FINE! YOU CAN DO IT! OR, IF YOU WANT, I CAN TELEPORT GANONDORF THERE!
Ganondorf: Wait, WHAT?
Mimi: Oh dear. XD
Grimm: T-thank you, AC! *Looks up softly before giving a shy smile and walked into the temple before calling out* We tortured Ganon quite a bit, so I'll take one for him.
Mimi: Well, if we did, it would fit with another dare we made up.
ACSheik: No need to traumatize Vaati by forcing Ganondorf to kiss him.
Grimm: *glances at the camera* What? Even I have my nice moments.
*Fourth wall breaks*
ACSheik: OH, COME ON! *Hands a brick to Ganondorf* Not a problem. You fix it.
Mimi: Yup.
Ganondorf: ...
Grimm: S-sorry! Forgot about the wall! *Turns red and pushes glasses into place before heading into the temple* Now, if I were a sleeping wind mage made from a Picori, where would I be?
Mimi: Uhhhhhhhhh, in a bed?
ACSheik: Chapter 10. Remember it? I kinda killed him, and Impa put him in the Shrine of Resurrection.
Mimi: I know, but maybe the shrine evolved into a bed or something. :P
Grimm: Ohhh... Right... *Sweatdrops* Heh, sorry... *Heads towards the shrine, giving a soft sigh while shaking her head to clear her mind* Looks like I'm gonna have to get him up... Remind me to lock up the poison! The last thing I need is for it to go into an apple or something else...
Leia: *Hides a chocolate apple behind her back*
Mimi: *Takes it and chucks it at Ganondorf*
Grimm: Put it down, girl... I swear, Snow White and I will make sure you suffer. *Hugs book close to her heart*
Ganondorf: *hit in the head and the apple falls out of the fourth wall*
ACSheik: Did that apple just... Fall into the real world? *Apple flies back out* Oh, ok. I'm disappointed.
Mimi: Meh. *Shouts out the window* YOU'VE GOT THIS GRIMM!
Grimm: T-thank you... *Reaches the Shrine, looks up, and sighs, clearing her throat* Oh, what tragedy be this? A young maid struck down ever so young by such a commonplace object? Ah, but I see that Death has not claimed his bride yet. The ruby roses upon her lips and cheeks doth not fade. Perhaps, she is not wilted by the reaper's untimely frost. But rather, awaiting the chance to bloom anew in the spring of our love. *Kneels down before Vaati then gently takes a hand in hers* To hold the hand that shall bind us together is a blessing... *Gently kisses it before stroking his hair* O rare and radiant maiden, I beseech thee to awaken to thine true love... *Bends over and gently placed her lips on his*
Mimi: Ooooooooooooooo!
ACSheik: This is a lot more entertaining than I expected. You sure have a way with words, Grimm!
Mimi: Wonderful poetic lines. *Sniffles*
Vaati: *Jumps up* AGH! Who am I, who are you, where am I, why am I wearing a dress-
ACSheik: Author powers. I wanted to spice it up.
Vaati: And most importantly, WERE YOU KISSING ME?
ACSheik: Dying and waking up in the Shrine of Resurrection messes a bit with your memory.
Mimi: A bunch of side effects.
Impa: Yup.
Leia: Any other side effects?
Impa: Well, none SO FAR... But I heard rumors that it may lead to the person setting the entire world on fire...
BotW Link: *Hides a flaming stick behind his back*
Grimm: Why, don't you remember me, Vaati? I'm the girl who you kidnapped that one time... Also, yes, I did kiss you, Sleeping Beauty. Technically, true love's kiss solves pretty much everything.
Vaati: You seem familiar...
Grimm: *smirks and offers a hand* Care to take my hand? Maybe I might remind you of who I might be.
Mimi: SHE IS YOUR SAVIOR!
Grimm: Or maybe you won't remember... *Shrugs* Oh well. *Starts walking* C'mon...
Mimi: Actually, you might wanna stay to see this.
Grimm: *Stops* Why's that?
ACSheik: *Shoves Ganondorf and Vaati onto a stage* We might go deaf because of this dare…
Mimi: *hands Ganondorf a script*
Ganondorf: *sees script* I am NOT doing this. Plus, why do I have to do it?!
ACSheik: *Grins evilly* But I actually might love this dare. If you don't do this, you will suffer Grimm's wrath.
Grimm: *quietly glances at the heavens as if to say "Why me"? Before silently sneaking out*
Mimi: Hey! Where's Grimm?
Grimm: *Quietly reading in the co-host lounge, pushing her glasses into place while waiting for the others to get back from the dare. Absentmindedly pets Cutie* Guess they're gonna be a while. Eh, I'll be fine. After all, I have Cutie. Still, I'm glad I was useful to AC. Heh... She's a nice person. *smiles quietly while reading*
Mimi: The performance is about to start, though!
ACSheik: Yeah! Free popcorn!
*In the co-host lounge*
Grimm: Hm, while AC is busy with Ganondorf, Vaati, and Mimi... Dangerous combination on its own, really... Maybe I can help set up the next dare. *Smiles softly and stands up before setting down the book* Cutie, guard that book with your life. I have a little house call to make... *Smiles and grabs a fairy before whispering to it and letting it loose out the window*
*Back in the main room*
ACSheik: Ganondorf! Vaati! Stop stalling! Start singing!
Ganondorf and Vaati: Fine...
Ganondorf: *Off-tune* Posing here, eyes on the horizon
Side by side, the wind is blowing in our capes
We're not afraid, we're breathing slowly
This is our domain, this is where I'll rule
From right here everything just looks so dim
We're protected by the dark
Vaati: When we pose, right here, right now
In this moment, light years above Hyrule
We can take over the world, world, world
We can take over the world, you and me
We can take over the world, as long as you obey me
We're unbeatable
Ganondorf: I am your master, you are my accomplice
Another search for something lethal
We'll strut to the end of the world together
Towards the night, towards the darkness
To a time where we can rule the world
And control our kingdom, Hyrule
Vaati: When we pose, right here, right now
In this moment, light years above Hyrule
Ganondorf: We can take over the world, world, world
Vaati: We can take over the world, you and me
Ganondorf: We can take over the world, as long as you obey me
Vaati: We're unbeatable
Ganondorf: We're unbeatable
Both: We're unbeatable
Ganondorf: We can take over the world
Vaati: We can take over the world
Both: We can take over the world
We can take over the world
Vaati: We're unbeatable
Ganondorf: We're unbeatable
Both: We're unbeatable
We're unbeatable
We're unbeatable
ACSheik: *Uncovers ears* That was horrible, Ganondorf. That was actually pretty good, Vaati. And that was a parody of Nexo Knight's "Unbreakable." Mimi and I wrote it and named it "Unbeatable." Parodies are really fun to write, so I'd enjoy some singing dares!
Grimm: *Walks in* I'm back!
ACSheik: Yay, great!
Grimm: I need to clean up the cucco () room. I may or may not have placed a call in for a couple of friends... *Smiles cutely* Wanna help me install cameras in the Cucco room? *Smiles and holds up an armful of cameras* I know you'll love to see the next dare. *winks* It'll be funny...
ACSheik and Mimi: YESSSSSSSSSS!
*Later*
Grimm: *Walks to the Cucco room and opens the door, holding it open to reveal a tidy, vanilla scented room* So, do I do a good job or what?
ACSheik: You sure did!
Mimi: Why does it smell like vanilla?
Grimm: Because it's a calming scent. That, and it masks the smell of death rather well. *Smiles softly*
ACSheik: Yeah, how many characters died in there so far? *Counts*
Link: Me.
Ravio: And me.
Mimi: But... why not lavender?
Grimm: That's easy, lavender smells like cinnamon. It's rather weird... *Shrugs* Anywho, let's install these cameras. Could someone blindfold the Four Swords and Shadow Link for me, please?
ACSheik: Gladly. *Snaps fingers, blindfolding everyone except the hosts* Hmm, I think I kinda exaggerated…
Mimi: YA THINK!?
Grimm: Alright, everyone except the Four Swords and Shadow, remove your blindfolds. *watches the others comply before smiling and holding open the door* Boys, follow the sound of my voice to the next dare. Don't worry, it's nothing bad. I promise.
Mimi: *Crossing fingers*
Grimm: *Winks at Mimi*
Mimi: *Smirks*
Grimm: *Nods softly and glances at the monitors set up before quietly speaking* I made hot chocolate for all of us hosts… Figured we could enjoy it while watching over that small dare~
ACSheik: *Grins* YES! HOT CHOCOLATE! *Charges*
Mimi: Got any marshmallows?
Grimm: *Holds up bag of mini marshmallows* Tons~
Mimi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ACSheik: *Dumps the entire bag in a giant mug of steaming hot chocolate*
ACSheik: Uh, Grimm? Got any more marshmallows? Mimi might kill me for doing this. *Holds up the empty mug and empty bag*
Mimi: HOW DARE YOU!
Grimm: *Slides another bag towards them while looking at the monitors* Oh! The sword is in the sheathe! I repeat, the sword is in the sheathe!
Mimi: Oooooooooooo, LET ME SEE!
Grimm: *points to the monitors, smiling cutely* They're in... Let's see. The only thing left is for them to take off the blindfolds and see what we put them in a room with...
Mimi: I actually don't know... who did you put them with? Or what?
Grimm: Well, let's just say they're about to look into a mirror...You can thank Hylia and Nayru for making them...
Mimi: Oh dear…
ACSheik: Why are you saying that so much this chapter?!
Grimm: *Smiles softly, giving a happy sigh as she heard the sound of a harp* She really has been getting better at that... It sounds wonderful. *smirks and calls out* Alright boys, you can take off the blindfolds! *The door closes behind them*
Mimi: this is going to be funny! XP
Grimm: Din right it is...
*In the room, were five girls. Four of them looked like a smaller version of Grimm but in cloaks and dresses of the Fours' colors. The one in red smiled innocently while singing cheerily and playing a golden lyre, a bluebird perched on her shoulder. The girl in blue was polishing a silver scimitar inlaid with sapphires on the hilt. The one in violet was smiling peacefully, writing in a leather bound book with an eagle feather quill. In the shadows, an incredibly pale version of Grimm lounged in the air nonchalantly, gazing at a small handheld mirror with glowing violet eyes. The girl in green noticed the boys and smiled softly, walking towards them with a basket*
Rose: Ah, welcome to you, Four Swords! We have been expecting you!
Hylia: Those...Are my daughters?
Grimm: Congratulations, it's a girl~ *smiles softly*
Hylia: They have his eyes... *Gets teary eyed in joy*
ACSheik: Wait, your OCs Hylia's DAUGHTERS? Explanation, Gimm.
Grimm: Well, that's simple. *Clears throat and Cutie hands her the book* Thanks, love. *Opens book and starts reading* The Holy Light Goddess, Mother of Hyrule, Hylia, had seen the beauty of her land and the creation that was modeled after her. Though many in Hyrule were happy, she was not. She had lost her hero, her love, and forsworn to be chaste. And so, she pined over not having a child. However, Nayru, being the wisest of the Trinity goddesses, advised the golden queen to simply think of her blessings and be fortunate for what she had. And so, one dawn, she decided to take her advice. From her marble temple, she gazed at the splendor of Hyrule; the dark brown trees of the forest, the blue of the skies, the pure snow on the mountains, and the lovely red roses in her garden. As she thought of her blessings, a soft bleating was heard at her feet. There, laid a baby girl dressed in pure swaddling clothes. The Goddess was elated, having an heir to inherit the light. Because of the child's fresh beauty, she was named Rose after the flowers in her garden. However, because of Demise, mother and daughter were split apart and Rose was a gift to humanity, to give light and bring hope to her people. *Closes book*
Mimi: Wow... pretty deep.
Grimm: Yup, it sure is. What can I say, the Goddesses work in mysterious ways.
ACSheik: *Clapping*
Grimm: I just hope the boys react well to those girls... *Smiles sheepishly before glancing at the monitors*
Mimi: Let's see them...
Grimm: *Fingers crossed, watching the screen*
ACSheik: *Chomping on popcorn and intently watching it*
Mimi: *Listening to intense music*
Rose: *smiles and holds up a basket to the Four and Shadow* Since we must spend time together, would anyone like a cookie?
Grimm: *smiles and writes in her book more, humming gently*
Little Red: *smiles innocently, singing the Ballad of the Goddess and playing a golden lyre*
Sabrina: *notices them and raises an eyebrow, setting the scimitar on her lap* Who in Din's name are these guys?
ACSheik: *Snaps fingers, teleporting five of the cookies to each of the hosts*
Grimm: *Noms on a cookie, smiling quietly* Tanks…
ACSheik: *Shoves the entire cookie into her mouth and tries to talk with her mouth full* Youf welcumf.
Grimm: *glances at the Four and smirks* Oh boy... *Giggles* Look at em~
Red: *Looks at Little Red curiously, straying towards her while smiling cutely* Hi there! I'm Red! Your song is very pretty! *Sits beside her, taking off his cap*
Little Red: *smiles naïvely and giggles, cuddling up to him* You're nice! I like you! I have a feeling you and I will be best friends, Red! I'm Little Red, it's nice to meet you!
Sabrina: Nice sword. *Glances at Blue's sword* Still not as cool as mine, though.
Blue: Yeah, right, Bluebell! This is the most boss weapon known to Hyrulian history! *He smirked* Besides, I'm the main Link!
Green: Uh, you mean me, right? I'm the one wearing green.
Nightshade: Which means that would explain why it makes me sick looking at it... *Smirks slyly*
Mimi: wait! I just realized I didn't get a cookie! O.o
ACSheik: What do you mean, I grabbed fiv- LEIAAA!
Mimi: My cookie! :(
ACSheik: Here. *Summons another one*
Mimi: :)
Enough with the cookies, though... BACK TO THE DARE!
ACSheik: Let's see... What are they up to now? *Looks at the screen to see Blue and Nightshade fighting*
Grimm: Ohhh, it's heating up in there! *Smirks*
Sabrina: What did you just say? *Glances at Nightshade coldly*
Nightshade: Oh, I'm just saying...However, he doesn't compare to the simpering little songbird that is your sister.
Sabrina: What did you just say about Little Red? *Grabs her scimitar*
Grimm: *while reading her book* Oh now she's done it...
Nightshade: Who does this remind you of? *Coughs fakely*
Sabrina: Rose, hand me a ribbon...
Rose: Sure... *Hands her a blue ribbon* Why?
Sabrina: *Ties up her hair into a ponytail* Because I don't want to get blood in it when I send her back to hell where she belongs... *Screams and launches herself at her, scratching at her face* This is what you get for cursing my sister, you rotten, low down *beep*! I swear I'm gonna *beep* *beep* *beep* your *beep* until you *beeping* *beep* *beep*!
Grimm: Ooh, catfight! *Smiles and watches, feeling excited*
ACSheik: Nightshade deserves it. NO ONE INSULTS LITTLE RED! CUTIE, ATTACK! NIGHTSHADE HARMED OUR FRIEND!
Cutie: *Charges*
Nightshade: *hisses at the Cucco before pushing Sabrina off of her and tugging at her hair*
Sabrina: Oh, bring it on! *Starts trying to choke her*
Grimm: Yup, I made her... A girl with Blue's kinda temper... Dear Goddesses, what have I done.
ACSheik: Nightshade makes Shadow seem tame and kind! Well, (SPOILERS FOR FOUR SWORDS MANGA!) he isn't TOTALLY evil.
Grimm: He isn't such a beast, you know? I mean, sure, he was like that at first... But I know he can be a little sweet.
Sabrina and Nightshade: *Trying to tear each other apart*
Rose: I don't blame Sabrina for lashing out. When we were first made... Nightshade placed a curse on Little Red. If she moved around too much or showed so much joy, it would make her very sick. We didn't have much, but we gave it all to her. We love our little sister...We wouldn't have made it if it wasn't for that one rainy day...
Grimm: *Whistles nonchalantly, looking away from the monitors*
ACSheik: Nightshade. Did. WHAT?! *Dashes in, pushing Sabrina out of the way*
Grimm: Oh boy, now she's done it... Well, maybe This'll play out interesting enough.
Little Red: *Looks up innocently at Red, blue eyes wide before cuddling up to him and closing her eyes*
Nightshade: *She looked up, trying to keep the Cucco from pecking her face* Insolent poultry!
ACSheik: FIRST YOU INSULT LITTLE RED, THEN YOU INSULT MY PRECIOUS PET! I WILL MURDER YOU! *Pulls out her gold and emerald sword from earlier*
Grimm: Well dang... Someone loves Little Red too~
Red: *Cuddles up to Little Red, wrapped in her cloak with her and naps side by side with her*
Nightshade: Oh, a little twig of a sword, I'm so scared~ Tell me, do you know what nightmares are made of~? *Smirks darkly, floating in front of her* The darkness~ And I am the queen of it~!
Grimm: *glances at the other cast members* What? Hey, don't blame me. I had to make a feminine equivalent of Shadow... Who, frankly, might be even eviler than he is.
ACSheik: "Twig"? You underestimate the power of this sword! It's enchanted. Basically the more powerful version of the Master Sword! It can cut through any foe, no matter how powerful! *Slashes at Nightshade*
Grimm: Okay, fess up...Who made the sword? *Looks around curiously*
Nightshade: *conjures up a dark sword made of the shadows, wielding it* I will make you kneel before me, welp of the light...
ACSheik: Bring it on, you pitiful shadow! Light shall always vanquish the darkness. *Swords clash* And Grimm? That is a story for another time. *Swords clash again*
Grimm: Okay. *Watches them happily, smiling as she watched Vio and the other Grimm read together in the corner* Ah, I really know how to make em, don't I?
Nightshade: Not today, ACSheik! Defeat will be sweet for you... For Nightshade will quickly watch the fool fade with one little taste~ *smirks and shifts her weight into the blade*
ACSheik: ...You do know that I'm an author, right? I was just toying with you. And I know the perfect place for an evil reflection! *Snaps fingers, trapping her in a mirror*
Nightshade: You wench! I will find my way out someday! And when I do... I will come after you first. I'll get you, my pretty, and your little cucco too!
Sabrina: You got what you've deserved! *Looks at the mirror before noticing the red pair was asleep together and smirked quietly* Aww, look...
ACSheik: So cute! And I feel like I'm forgetting someth- THE DARES!
Grimm: Yup! Waiting for you out here, AC... *Smirks and takes a picture of the sleeping pair* Cute~
ACSheik: *Dashes out of the room and frantically grabs dare cards* Okay, what's next?
Grimm: Link has to repeat what everyone says in question form... *Smiles and looks up* We'll leave the kids in that room to get better acquainted, if you know what I mean. *Winks*
Link: Do I have to repeat what everyone says in question form? Are the kids going to be left in that room to get better acquainted, and do I know what you mean?
ACSheik: This is going to be annoying...
Link: Is this going to be annoying?
Grimm: If we need to, I have duct tape. *Smirks and holds up a roll* Alright, the next dare... AC, tell me what the next dare is~
Link: If we need to, do you have duct tape? What's the next dare and will AC tell you?
ACSheik: Let me check... *Reads card* Link needs to fall into the pit of Tartarus.
Link: Are you going to check? Do I have to fall into the pit of Tartarus?
ACSheik: *Duct tapes Link's mouth*
Link: MPH!
Grimm: Fall? *Whistles nonchalantly and pushes Link into Tartarus, smirking* Have a nice one~
Link: *Muffled screaming*
Grimm: *glances up with a smirk* Ain't I a stinker~? *Chuckles*
ACSheik: This is why you are my friend, Grimm.
Grimm: Yes, yes I am. Alright, what's next on the torture list? Err, I mean dares...Yeah, let's go with that. *Smiles at her before giggling*
ACSheik: Ganondorf needs to sing the Legend of Zelda theme song louder than Link sang Tingle Tingle Little Goat, which will be a rather impressive feat.
Grimm: *Slips on earplugs, smirking before giving a thumbs up* NEED AN EXTRA PAIR? I WILL GIVE YOU SOME!
ACSheik: I'd love some! Ganon here sings worse than a cow!
Ganondorf: ...HEY!
Grimm: *Slips her a pair, smiling* I love this game~
Mimi: *Doesn't have earplugs. Stuffs marshmallows in ears* Ready!
Ganondorf: ...How do I sing something with no lyrics?
ACSheik: WHAT?
Ganondorf: Oh, right. Earplugs. *Ahem* HOW DO I SING SOMETHING WITH NO LYRICS?!
ACSheik: I GUESS LIKE THE TWILIGHT PRINCESS TITLE SCREEN OR ACAPELLA!
Grimm: SAW, THANKS! I KNOW I'M BELLA!
Mimi: I see your moving mouths but I can't hear. Man! These Marshmallows do block out sound!
Grimm: *Gives a thumbs up*
Mimi: READY!
Ganondorf: JUST BECAUSE I'M EVIL DOESN'T MEAN I SING HORRIBLY!
ACSheik: ACTUALLY, IT USUALLY DOES! AND I KNOW HOW POORLY YOU SING FROM EXPERIENCE! REMEMBER UNBEATABLE?
Grimm: *gives a shrug*
Ganondorf: *Singing the LoZ:TP title screen theme completely off-tune* EEEEH DI BA DI DIBADIII!
ACSheik: SOMEONE! MAKE HIM STOP! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
Mimi: *_*
Grimm: -_- *looks at them, feeling confused*
ACSheik: *Gags Ganondorf and pulls out ear plugs* Thank Hylia it sto- THERE WAS A HOLE IN MY EAR PLUG? No wonder I could hear better than the others!
Grimm: *Hides a toothpick behind her back, whistling nonchalantly, then smiles cutely, taking out her earplugs before looking at the others happily*
Mimi: *Trying to get marshmallows out of her ears*
Grimm: Here, allow me. *Smiles and takes the marshmallows out*
Mimi: FINALLY! I can hear! Thanks!
Grimm: It's no problem! Also, I did something naughty to AC's earplugs~
Mimi: I think I can see that X)
ACSheik: I will murder you for that. My ears are literally bleeding!
ACSheik: *Looks at windows* And I have the perfect revenge. Grimm, go fix the windows.
Mimi: Oh, no... Grimm, I don't think you should do this!
Grimm: *shrugs and looks up at her* Hey, that's what you get for the marshmallows. They deserved better.)
Mimi: I think ACSheik is trying to tell YOU to do something...not me... or is it both?
ACSheik: Nah, just Grimm. Fix the windows.
Grimm: Push me out the windows, and it'll make the cinnamon roll cry. *Shrugs and walks to the window, humming cheerfully while patching up the frame*
ACSheik: *Pushes Grimm out the windows* SWEET, SWEET REVEEENGE! *Uses author powers to fix the windows*
Mimi: I feel lonely... :(
ACSheik: She'll be back.
Grimm: *Scales along the railing outside the windows before climbing in through an open window* Did someone say lonely?
ACSheik: Yay, that didn't take long! Anyway, next dare! *Searches for dare cards*
Grimm: I'm anxious for the next dare. Let's do it! *Smiles softly*
ACSheik: Found one! I tossed them aside when fighting Nightshade, so they're kinda scattered. *Reads off dare card* "The good guys have to do the pacifist run, and the bad guys have to do genocide after a pacifist is completed."
Grimm: Oh gosh...Undertale. My old nemesis... *Has many flashbacks about the Genocide Run*
Mimi: Uhhhh... I don't know like two words in that dare.
Grimm: Genocide is what Ganon does: Kill everyone in your path. Pacifist is not hurting anything at all.
ACSheik: You can make them do it, you're the expert here.
Mimi: Ok! Thanks! I'm not the best with vocabulary
ACSheik: Well, I know what "genocide" and "pacifist" means, but that was still like a foreign language to me. It's still great to have dares about things I don't know about so I can learn something new!
Mimi: Yup.
Grimm: I'm nerdy with words. *Shrugs and forces the heroes into a room* Interact with the plugged in mirrors, everyone. We're gonna play a little game~ What? It's the best way I could explain them.
Mimi: XD
ACSheik: Or we could make Link show everyone his Sheikah iPho- I mean, slate.
Mimi: X'D
Grimm: Pacifist isn't bad. Genocide is heck. It makes Ganondorf look like a kitten... Especially the final boss. *Shudders* I just hope that Vaati is recovering from his whole "Sleeping" fiasco.
ACSheik: He should be fine. I restored his memory earlier. So far, memory loss is the only side effect from dying...
Grimm: *Sighs softly* Thank goodness. I'm not completely mean. *smiles sheepishly* Alright, they should be wrapping it up by now. Should we send the villains in soon, AC?
ACSheik: Yup, toss em in.
Grimm: As you wish... *Smiles and holds open the door, guiding them in and the heroes out* Have a nice session, gentlemen… *Notices a chocolate apple on the table and picks it up* Oh! Well, I am a little hungry... *Picks it up and bites into it, blue eyes going wide, her face pales, and she chokes before collapsing on the floor. The apple rolls away from her hand*
Mimi: AHHHHH! GRIMM!
ACSheik: LEIAAAAAAAA! DID YOU HAVE TO POISON THAT?! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING! *Snaps fingers, reviving Grimm* Where is that little-
Grimm: *Lays there unconscious*
ACSheik: *Snaps fingers again* How much poison was on that thing?! *Keeps snapping fingers to no avail* Vaati, help me out here!
Grimm: *Still unconscious.*
Vaati: ACSheik, I really hope that you're not thinking what I think you're thinking.
Grimm: *Lays there quietly, dark brown curls spread around behind her head*
ACSheik: Sorry Vaati, but I AM thinking what I think you think I'm thinking.
Vaati: Well, she is kinda pretty... *Leans over and kisses Grimm*
The Lights: *Watch timidly from the room, blue eyes wide*
Sabrina: Who in Din's name poisoned the apple?!
ACSheik: *Points at Leia*
Grimm: *A warm spark passed between their lips before her eyes started to open* Hm?
Sabrina: *Rolls up her sleeves, grabbing her scimitar before storming towards Leia* You son of a *beep*...
ACSheik: Huh, now I know what kind of poison was used in the fairy tales.
Leia: *Runs*
Rose: *sniffs* Nightshade...Of course! It's a sweet tasting poison and acts quickly.
ACSheik: *Completely unconcerned by one of her best friends being chased by a furious girl wielding a scimitar* What? I'd be more worried for Leia if she wasn't an author.
Grimm: *Looks up at Vaati curiously before registering what happened and started blushing* O-oh my holy Goddesses...
ACSheik: I ship it.
Grimm: *Looks away shyly, pushing her glasses into place*
Little Red: *Looks up at AC innocently* Miss AC, what happened to our guardian angel?
ACSheik: *Pats Little Red's head* Don't worry, it was just a sleeping potion. Kinda.
Little Red: Ohhhh, I get it. *Smiles cutely* I'm happy that she's okay! She's been so sweet to all four of us. Because of her, I have a new friend and three big brothers! *Blue eyes sparkle*
ACSheik: *Picks up and hugs Little Red* HOW CAN YOU BE SO ADORABLE?!
Grimm: *Looks up at Vaati softly before leaning up and pecking his cheek* T-thank you...
Vaati: *Blushing furiously*
Grimm: *Starts giggling, smiling up at him*
Rose: By Nayru's wisdom, I do believe the world is ending! *Smiles softly* Isn't that right, Grimm?
Grimm (Light of Hyrule): Oh indeed. Quite the interesting love story, really. *Writes in her book*
ACSheik: So many potential jokes, but there are many more dares. Let's see... Cutie, forgive me for this. *Ties her to Link's shield*
Link: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Grimm: Poor Cutie! My heart will love you, poor little chick!
Little Red: Aww! What's gonna happen to the chickie, Miss AC? *Looks up innocently*
ACSheik: Don't worry, just a little science experiment. *Grabs a stalfos and Link, then drags both to the fighting arena*
Grimm: By "science experiment," do you mean "horrible torture"? *Looks up* Because I've done that to some swindler in Castle Town once... Through a little person I've made.
ACSheik: Don't worry, only the stalfos will suffer. I hope...
Also, fun fact: Chickens in our world go psychotic when they see blood and will attack anything, even other chickens. One of our reviewers *Cracking sound from the fourth wall* said that and I thought it was interesting. Seems like cuccos and chickens aren't too different.
Grimm: Well, thank you, For the facts! The more you know, and knowing is half the battle! *Smiles and waves* Alright, you chose a Stalfos. Nice enemy, it moves around and attacks are best suited to be guarded against. Good choice, AC.
ACSheik: Thanks! And I better fix the fourth wall soon.
Grimm: Alright, ladies and gentlemen... Let's get ready to rumble! Here in the Coliseum, It's fight night! The feathers are gonna fly here tonight and curses are coming home to roost! Isn't that right, AC?
ACSheik: Yup!
Stalfos: *Lunges at Link, who instinctively blocks the attack with his shield*
Link: Oh, *beep!*
Grimm: Oh, he shouldn't have done that... *Smirks*
Cutie: BACAWK!
*A flock of cuccos attack the Stalfos, defeating it in seconds*
Link: HA! TAKE THAT! Thanks, Cutie! *Pets her* Wait a sec... Huh, I'm not afraid of her anymore! FARORE! I WANT MY TRIFORCE BACK!
Grimm: *Smiles* O mighty Goddess of Courage, we beseech you to bestow upon Tinkerbell over here the Triforce of your domain.
Link: ...What did you just call me?
Farore: Mortal, I accept your request. *Fancily gives Link his Triforce piece back*
Grimm: I give you an offering as thanks, O Courage Goddess... *Smiles softly and holds up a flower crown* I give unto you the life you have made since the beginning.
Farore: I accept your gift with great gratitude. *Puts it on*
ACSheik: Huh, that flower crown fits you quite nicely, Farore!
Grimm: It truly does. At least he's finally not scared of Cutie. She's a big sweetie. *Smiles softly* Any more dares, AC?
ACSheik: Yup! Ganondorf, walk backwards for a while. *Whispers something to Link*
Ganondorf: Fine. Rather pointless, though. *Walks backwards*
Link: Beep beep! Beep beep! Beep beep!
Grimm: *Smiles and starts giggling into her hands*
ACSheik: *Grins and tries not to laugh*
Grimm: *Notices* Aw, AC! It's okay to laugh! It's healthy.
ACSheik: *Bursts out laughing* I was just trying to, haha, keep Ganondorf from killing me. See?
Ganondorf: HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT THE KING OF EVIL?! *Runs backwards at her*
ACSheik: *Laughing harder as she casually steps aside, making Ganondorf slam into the wall*
Grimm: *Giggles* This is better than the time I got some swindler to parade around Castle Town in his tightie whities~
ACSheik: You have a lot of things to tell me later. Anyway, *Tosses a beach ball at a random character* Balance this on your nose!
Subrosian: How am I supposed to balance this on my nose? I barely even have one!
ACSheik: Just balance it on your face.
Grimm: Hey, if Tinkerbell over there can pet a Cucco, you can sure as sunshine balance a beach ball on your nose! Now get cracking!
Subrosian: *Tries to balance it, but it rolls off and his hood is knocked off* AAH!
ACSheik: Huh, so that was actually what their faces looked like all along? I thought the shadow from the hood was hiding their faces, but nope!
Link: STOP CALLING ME TINKERBELL! By the way, what's a Tinkerbell?
Grimm: A cute blond fairy dressed in green that can fly. A lot of people love Tinkerbell...
Link: Huh, not too bad. Except for the "cute" part. I'm not adorable! I'm the legendary hero! *Raises sword*
ACSheik: Right, right, cute little Linky. *Pats his head*
Grimm: *Glances at WW Toon Link, MC Toon, The Four Swords, Shadow...* You sure you're not cute? You made some adorable descendants... Especially Red.
ACSheik: And we're out of time. Bye, thanks for reading, and HAPPY BREATH OF THE WILD DAY!
