Chapter 11 Who's the Bigger chicken.

Author's notes: I'm going to be shoehorning in some romance in this chapter. So yeah thats happening.

Chef:Last time on Cartoon Total Drama the contest discovered that I would be hosting the show until Chris returns. That means that I will be deciding the challenges for the next few weeks. (Laughs evilly). Anyways the first challenge for me was called Beat each other up for my amusement a tournament style of fights. The fighting was good until the anti climactic final fight when that stupid Ed gave up the fight letting the Biting Ants win. In the end Buttercup was voted off. Well this is the newest episode, so find out what crazy things will happen now.

It has been 3 days since Buttercup's elimination. The campers just finished lunch and are waiting for the challenge to start. In an unused cabin Ed, Eddy, Marceline, Dib, and Bloo are meeting.

Eddy: I think we all know why we are meeting today.

Ed: Because sheldon is missing right?

Eddy: What?! No, no its not about Sheldon Ed.

Bloo:Who is Sheldon?

Eddy:Doesn't matter. Now getting back on….

Ed: It is too important is my lucky cheese.

Eddy: Rotten piece of cheese I might add.

Marceline: You carry around a piece of rotten cheese with you.

Ed: Yup, well I did before I lost it.

Eddy: Can we just get back on subject! Good! Now what we're really here..

Bloo: Ed's snoring.

Eddy: No Bloo we're here to talk about …

Marceline: Bubbles and her crying I feel sorry for her sure, but that doesn't mean she can keep up late at night.

Bloo: Try sleeping with Ed's snoring for about a week and then tell me about not being able to sleep.

Eddy:Will you just shut up about not being able to sleep or lost pieces of cheese!

The cabin falls silent.

Eddy: Good now Dib if you will please tell all them why we're so I can get this headache done with.

Dib: Uhh thank you Eddy. I really didn't want to talk about this until I got more evidence, but I guess I can tell you now.

Bloo: Tell us what.

Did: I think Katz has a secret alliance with someone.

Marceline:Well duh. He basically has Steven and Flapjack on a leash and Mandark also votes with Katz.

Dib: Yes I thought of that too, but think about it for a moment. We have five people in this alliance and Katz has four people in his alliance.

Marceline: So?

Dib: So we should have been able to vote him out the first time we lost. Right? Well I've been thinking that Katz has another member in his alliance, and I think it's one of us.

Ed and Marceline gasp in surprise and Bloo starts to nervously fidget.

Bloo nervously : Did you...think about...the powerpuff girls. Ya, they might be working for Katz

Dib: I thought of that, but I don't think Bubbles would betray her sister like that.

Eddy: Did you find any proof of this at all?

Dib: No. I just...have…. an… I just have a feeling.

Bloo visibly relaxes

Bloo: Dib you're overreacting. I bet you're just looking for a conspiracies like Bigfoot or vampires. Ha ha…

Ed and Eddy chuckle a little at this, forgetting that Marceline sat in the same room as them.

Confess Cam

Dib: It appears that I was right, unfortunately. We do have a traitor among us and I know who it is Bloo.

Dib shakes his head.

Dib: I wonder why he did it. More importantly how am I going to prove it.

Bloo: Crap crap crap! How did Dib figure it out. I thought I was being incredibly secretive, like a ninja. I have to warn Katz.

Marceline: Did everyone forget that I'm a vampire. Really? Thats not something you would normally forget about a person I would think.

Confess Cam off

Outside the Stinging Bees' Girls cabin. Bubbles sits on the steps of the cabin and crises. As she cries to herself and then she hears footsteps coming toward at her. She looks up to see Steven and Flapjack walking toward her. Bubbles stops crying and tries look as mean as possible.

Bubbles: What do you want?

It works. Steven and Flapjack back up looking startled.

Flapjack: Wel…. we ..uhh

Steven:We want you to join our alliance.

Bubbles: Why would I join Katz's alliance.

Steven: Not his alliance, our alliance. We are breaking away from his alliance later during the game.

Bubbles: That's sort of underhanded for a couple of heroes isn't it?

Steven: Yes, it sort of is, but it is the only way to make sure Katz doesn't win this game

Bubbles: Did you vote off my sister.

Flapjack and Steven stiffen.

Flapjack and Steven nod.

Flapjack: We voted her off and we're extremely sorry.

Bubbles suddenly loses her scowl. She smiles as tears run down her face.

Flapjack looks at Steven confused .

Flapjack: Are you okay?

Bubbles: I'm fine. Its just my sister said all you guys would do is to try and use me. I'm glad she was wrong.

Bubbles runs and hugs Steven and Flapjack.

Confess Cam

Steven: Well that was easy. I thought we might not be able to convince her.

Flapjack: Yes, another new friend. I hope we can all get along until the end.( Sigh) I also hope to convince Steven to not betray Katz. My best friend Knuckles is like Katz. He may seem mean and evil on the outside, but deep down really really deep down he's a good person. So it's my job to help that goodness to come out.

Bubbles: I wasn't being 100% honest with Steven and Flapjack. I can't completely trust or forgive them for vote off my sister, but they can help me get revenge lon Katz. Plus Flapjack

is kinda cute.

Confess Cam off

Near the edge of the woods.

Gaz sits on a tree stump and Double D slowly walks toward her. Double D has several scratches on his face and a large bandage on the his left cheek from his fight with Katz.

Gaz: Leave me alone.

Double D: I'm worried about you? You've been avoiding everyone.

Gaz: So, why do you care. Just leave me alone.

Double D: I care because I'm your friend and also the leader of the team. That combination means I have to look out for you.

Gaz gets up and walks away from Double D.

Double D: Wait, Gaz don't go! Please we need to talk? Why have you been avoiding me?

Gaz: Because I hate your hypocritical nature.

Double D: Hypocritical? What do you mean I'm a hypocrite?

Gaz: I mean that you say you forgive me, but I know you secretly hate me. You're just pretending to be nice to keep up your good-guy appearance. I know you're judging me for hurting that Bubbles person.

Double D: I will admit that I'm not to happy of you for attacking her like you did, but I think I can still trust you.

Gaz: Yeah right. You're just using me .

Double D: Gaz I'm not …

Chef(over intercom): Contestants get to the beach immediately for information on your next challenge. And the team that gets here late will receive a massive penalty. So get here now!

Double D: As I was saying..

Gaz: Didn't you hear? The challenge is about to begin.

Gaz runs in the direction of the beach and Double D runs after her.

Double D: Wait! Gaz hold on.

At the beach

The Biting Ants and the Stinging Bees gather at the beach to hearChef.

Bloo: Woo hoo! We got here first. So, what do we win?

Chef: Nothing.

Bloo: What? Why We got here first.

Chef: So?

Bloo: You said which ever team got here first got a prize!

Chef: I said that to make you get over here faster anyway. This challenge will be made up of two different chicken challenges.

Chowder: We eat chicken?

Double D: Chicken is a stupid contest where you and another person put yourselves in harms way and whoever moves first is considered a chicken.

Gaz: That sounds like a chicken thing to say.

Chef: Ha, Now thats comedy.

Rigby: What do we call this challenge?

Chef: Its called Who's the bigger Chicken. Now please follow me to the first part of your challenge.

Chef leads the contestants into a large fenced in area. Inside the fenced in area there are 17 chalks circles scattered around.

Chowder: What are we doing here?

Chef: You'll see in a minute, but first everyone stand on a circle and I'll explain everything.

Everyone begins to stand on a circle. Chef runs to the gate walks into the non fenced inside and slams the gate shut.

Chef:Stay in the circle no matter what. If you get knocked off of your circle then you have 7 seconds to get back on it before you are disqualified.

Chef whistles and another gate opens letting in a large pack of moose.

Ed: Mooses!

Double D: Actually Ed the correct term is Moose.

Rigby: Really I thought it was Meese

Double D: No Rigby you see

Eddy: Not the time sockhead!

The pack of Moose charges at the contestants. Double D, Mandark, and Chowder and Bloo run off their circles and the fence and hop on to the other side.

Chef:Four chickens down.

The moose slam into the contests knocking Marceline , Eddy, Rigby and Finn off their spots and only Finn get back on their circles in time. Eddy, Marceline, and Rigby run and jump over the fence. Flapjack attempts to dodge a moose, but it slams into knocking him out. The moose continues to stomp on Flapjack until Bubbles talks to it convincing it to stop. Unfortunately this distracts her and a moose hits her from behind, eliminating her.

Chef: That's five more chickens.

A moose charges at Ed who simply grabs it by its antlers and tosses it at Katz.

Ed: I didn't do it, sorry.

Katz: You big lummox!Watch your stupidity.

Ed: How can I watch my stupidity?

Eddy: Watchout Ed!

Ed turns just in time to see a large moose slam into him sending him flying into Finn, eliminating both of them.

Chef: Three more chickens out.

As a moose charges at Dee Dee she ran off her circle and jumps over the fence.

Steven manages to avoid the moose's attack for the first few minutes, but then they start to notice and charge at him.

Steven: Oh noo. Noooo.

Steven tries to activate his bubble shield, but it won't appear.

Steven: Come on activate.

Steven looks up to see a moose only a few feet in front of him. Steven dodges and can't get back in a circle and is eliminated.

Chef: Two more people are out. Only three contestants remain.

Blossom takes Ed's way and throws the moose that approach her. She does good until Katz distracts her by throwing rocks at her.

Blossom: Hey stop that.

As she stops to yell at Katz three mooses attack her. They manage to push her off the circle, and she can't get back in time and is eliminated.

Chef: Down to the final two.

Every time a moose ran at Gaz, she would simply glare at moose stopping them in their tracks. And Dib could only jump and duck underneath the moose charge. As Dib jumps over a moose his jacket gets caught on the moose's antler and it drags him off the circle.

Chef: Gaz wins for the Biting Ants.

Biting Ants: Wooohoooo

Chef: Thats just one part. Follow me for the next challenge. You three!

Chef points at three interns.

Chef: Get these mooses under control.

Double D: That's moose not..

Finn puts his hand on Double D's shoulder and shakes his head.

Double D sighs and follows after Chef. Chef leads the group to an open field with two gokarts lay on opposite sides of the field. This is self explanatory. Two people from each side will drive their gokart at full speed towards one another. Whoever bails out first loses.

Chef: I've been letting you guys have to much choice, so I'm choosing the drivers. Biting Ants

get Finn and Rigby and Stinging Bees get Katz and Flapjack.

The drivers get into their respective cars and wait. Chef runs to a relatively safe distance.

Chef:Start!

The racers start driving towards each other. The karts rush towards one another and at the last second the Biting Ants' car swerves out of the way.

Chef: Stinging Bees .Didn't think it would come to this…..uhhh….uhhh. Oh I got it. Two people from each team go into a bear cave whoever goes the furthest wins. Ed and Dib for Stinging Bees and Gaz and Double D for their Biting Ants .

Chef: Here is the map to the cave. Try not to die.

Katz: How will you know who goes the furthest?

Chef: There are caves lined throughout the cave. I'll know. Anyways the rest of you have the moment to rest.

Double D and Dib grab their maps for their team and begin to head off to the cave.

A few minutes later Dib and Ed reach the cave mouth.

Dib:It looks like the other team hasn't got here yet.
Ed: Okey dokey.

Ed and Dib run into the cave.

A minute later Double D and Gaz arrive.

Double D: I think we made it a little to late.

Gaz: If you weren't so weak I maybe we could have beaten my idiot brother and your idiotic friend.

Double D: Ed isn't… well Ed is uhhhh.

Gaz: My point exactly. Now lets go in.

Gaz walks toward the cave until Double D blocks her way.

Double D: What's your problem Gaz?

Gaz: Out of my way!

Double D: Not until you tell me what's! the matter with you.

Gaz: NEVER!

Double D: Then we won't be completing the challenge.

Gaz: Why are you doing this. GET OUTTA MY WAY, NOW!

Double D: Because I care about you!

Gaz: LIAR!

Suddenly two loud screams come from the cave.

Double D: ED!

Gaz: DIB!

Gaz and Dib run into the cave. After a few minutes of continuous running Gaz and Double D see Dib and Ed surrounded by 10 bears.

Gaz: Now's our chance we can win the challenge.

Double D: You would abandon your brother to win a stupid contest.

Gaz: Maybe.

Double D: Well I won't abandon my friend.

Double D picks up a few rocks and charges at the bears.

Gaz: What are you doing.

Double D: Something stupid!

Gaz: You idiot!

Gaz runs past Double D and charges at the bears.

Double D: Gaz try turning off the moral sense of your brain for a moment.

Gaz grins evilly.

Gaz: Gladly.

A few minutes later Double D, Ed, and Dib come out of the cave looking very disturbed.

Chef, Biting Ants, and Stinging Bees are looking at the worried.

Katz:So who won.

Chef:The Biting Ants.

Chowder: What happened.

Dib: Best you never know.

Double D: That was unnerving.

Ed just gives a vacant stare. Gaz walks out of the cave with an evil grin.

Gaz: I take it we win.

Double D:...Ya….yes.

Chef: The elimination ceremony is in two hours. Get ready.

A few minutes later.

Katz is walking back to the cabins when Bloo sneaks up beside him.

Bloo:Dib knows!

Katz: Don't sneak up on me. Dib knows what exactly?

Bloo: He knows about our alliance!

Katz:So big head figured it out first, huh. Interesting…

Bloo: You knew he would figure it out.

Katz: Not him. I figured it would be that goth girl or loud mouth, but this only changes the plan a little bit.

Bloo: What should I do now.

Katz: Nothing just let my perfect plan work itself out.

Bloo: Who are we voting off?

Katz: spread the word Ed.

Bloo: Why not Dib?

Katz: Trust me I know what I'm doing. Sick to the plan.

Bloo: Right right.

Bloo sneaks off.

1 hour later.

As Dib walks toward the elimination ceremony a shadowy sneaks up behind him and knocks him unconscious with a tree branch.

Shadowy Figure: It's a shame dear boy I never cared about you. I wanted the goth girl or the loud mouth but you'll do. Oh yes you'll do perfectly.

The shadowy figure drags Dib away.

Elimination Ceremony

Like always the campers gather near the campfire for the elimination ceremony. There was only one thing different about today and that was Dib was missing.

Eddy: Where the heck is Dib?

Ed: How should I know Eddy?

Eddy: I wasn't talking to you Ed. I was talking to myself.

Ed: But whenever I talk to myself you say I'm crazy and should stop.

Eddy: Well you should

Chef: Will you two just shut up! So we can get this elimination ceremony over with. Now you know the drill go vote.

Eddy: But we're missing a member.

Chef: Does it look like I care.

Eddy shakes his head.

Chef: Good, now go and vote.

Voting Booth

Ed: Maybe Katz will finally leave.

Eddy: Where the hell is Dib. Hopefully we have enough people to vote Katz off.

Katz: This plan is going better than I thought it would. I will eliminate that loudmouth's support and then I will move in for the kill.

Bubbles: Flapjack says I should vote off Ed, he's a nice guy, but he works for Katz. I can't help anyone who works even if it is for Flapjack.

Mandark: Katz has an amazing strategy, but I know that as soon as I become expendable to him I'm gone. That's why as soon as we hit the merge I'm voting him off.

Marceline: I guess we'll see if Dib's theory is correct.

Flapjack: Steven thinks that next challenge we should join Eddy's alliance, but I'm not convinced. I still think Katz can become good.

Steven: Sorry about this Ed. As soon as I win this I'll buy you whatever you want.

Bloo: One step closer to finding out who voted Mac off.

Voting Booth off

After Bloo finishes voting Chef returns with Marshmallows.

Ed:Finally we get marshmallows?

Chef: As long as you don't get eliminated.

Chef then pulls a piece of paper from his pocket with his free hand.

Chef: Chris says I gotta read my hands sits a plate of marshmallows. You can only get a marshmallows if you aren't eliminated. If you get voted off you can never come back. EVER! The votes have been tallied and these people are safe: Eddy, Bloo, Marceline,Bubbles ,Steven, Flapjack,Dib, Mandark.

Chef throws the group their marshmallows.

They try the marshmallows and then immediately spit them back out.

Bloo: These are stale.

Chef: Good thing I didn't eat any of them. Now back to business Katz you received four votes and Ed you received

Five votes. You're out of here.

Eddy :What! That can't be right check again.

Chef holds up the votes.

Chef: See, five votes Ed and four votes for Katz. Your friend loses.

Eddy checks over the votes again and again.

Eddy: This can't be right! Ed can't leave He just can't.

Chef: He can and is. The boat of loses awaits Ed.

Ed: Bye guys. It was fun.

Marceline: Bye you crazy idiot.

Steven:Bye Ed maybe we can be friends after this.

Ed: Sure!

Ed climbs into the boat of loses and it takes him away. All the Stinging Bees besides Katz wave to Ed until he's out of sight.

Eddy angrily: Which one of you voted for him?

Marceline: Eddy calm down now.

Eddy:Calm down! Calm down! One of these idiots just voted off my friend and you tell me to calm down!

Eddy turns to Katz.

Eddy:YOU! You did this!

Katz: Yes, so?

Eddy: Aaah

Eddy lunges at Katz,but is held back by Marceline and Steven.

Marceline:He's not worth it Eddy.

Eddy squirms out of their grip. Eddy gives Katz an evil glare.

Eddy: I'll get you Katz. Mark my words I WILL GET YOU!

Eddy walks off in the direction of the cabins.

Chef: Well things happen in this episode and if I have to explain it all to you then you weren't paying attention. That is all.

Votes

Ed: 5, Katz, Mandark, loo

Katz 4, Ed, Eddy, Marceline, Bubbles

27)Mordecai

26)Panini

25)Timmy

24)Mac

23)Courage

22)Zim

21)Dexter

20)Benson

29)Jimmy

18)Buttercup

17)Ed

Author's Notes: Sorry about the wait for this chapter and the lack of any action. This was mainly just dialogue and a set up for the next few chapters. Anyways this chapter was originally going to be the boney island adventure, but then I changed it to an extreme challenge, where the contestant had to do dare devil sports. I couldn't think of a third challenge, so I changed it again.

Review please if you want to.

This is not related to anything about the fanfic

P.s Wheel of Time got a pilot! If you have no idea what I'm talking about last Monday at 1:30 am a pilot for one of the best fantasy book series ever ( Wheel of Time) aired. It was some what decent, I guess. Red Eagle , the production company that made the pilot did it only did it to keep the rights to the wheel of time. Which means it will be awhile for the Wheel of Time movie.

P.s.s Maybe there is hope for Mistborn.

P.s.s.s NEVER PROCRASTINATE. It never goes well. I may never learn this lesson, but there is hope for you.