I don't own Invader Zim, but it would be awsome if I did!
(Chuckie Cheeze! No it's the Uknown place again)
Gaz stared wide eyed at her brother. She was surprised as hell to see him here. What surprised her even more was the fact he was pointing a knife at her. Shaking her head she lowered her gun and gave her brother the " I'll fucking kill you if you dont' do as I say" look. " Put down the knife big head, and stop trying act tuff". Suddenly a line of blood appeared on her cheek. she brought her hand up and wiped it off, too stunned to realize what happened. She looked back at Dib and his hands knifeless. " What"?
" The look on your face sister, it's priceless". Dib said as he drew another knife and flung it at Gaz. Gaz cringed, waiting for the attack. When nothing happened, she peeked and was surprised to see the back of a green head. Zim held the thrown knife in his hand, more like crushing it was a better description. He let it fall and pointed dynamically to Zim. " That is not Dib"! He declares. Gaz scoots around from behind him and raises an eyebrow. " Looks like him. Maybe he's just brainwashed like last time and-". She's stopped in her tracks as Zim leaps forward and unleashes his Spider Legs. Dib moves back out of range of one of the legs as it comes crashing to the ground. Zim growls at his miss and swipes his leg forward. Dib cassualy catches it and smiles darkly as he raises Zim up and tosses him into one of the Operation tables. Dib's eyes turn back towards Gaz. " What's the matter Gazy? Surprised your brother isn't just rolling over at your every whim"? He produces another knife and throws it straight at her. By now Gaz actually takes the hint and moves out of the blades way. She quickly draws her gun and aims straight at Dib's head. But she can't seem to pull the trigger. " Dib please. Snap out of it. We don't want to have to hurt you". At that, Dib is punched hard in the jaw by Zim's gloved fist. Gaz glares at Zim in anger at hurting her brother. " ZIM! Don't you think you should calm it down a little"? Zim pants and squints his eyes at Dib. " That's not Dib". He states once again. " Of course it's him! Look at-". " GAZ"! Zim's sudden shout makes her hush up. " I'm telling you, this isn't him. It may look like him, but damnit this ain't the big headed Mother Fucker we all know".
" Heh". The sudden laugh from Dib makes the two look back at him. He's standing up and brushing off some imaginnary dirt. " Amazing how the dumbest one of your team seemed to figure it out". With that, his features start to change. The first to change is his outfit. His black Trenchcoat is replaced by a red Cloak. The Cloak has a black J in the middle of it, and a black sash around the waist. His facial features change from Dib's to a person of Medium length blonde hair and a slight pointed nose. He has the number 4 tattoed onto his forhead. " You can call me The Jack". He says as he glances around the room. " Wasn't there a third one of you"? " Mean me"? Nny says, suddenly behind Jack with a knife in hand. Before the enemy has time to react, Nny shoves the blade into his back and watches as he bends over in pain...or is it? The Jack starts laughing suddenly, and strikes Nny across the face before he has time to react. Nny is sent flying towards Zim and Gaz and he collides with the both of them. Jack straightin's himself and reaches back for the blade. He pulls it out with a loud pop and starts walking towards the trio of fallen commrades. " Let's have some fun".
(Dib)
Dib looked over the readings he had just recieved from his computer, in a few minutes he should know where his sister and Zim were. " All thanks to Tak's brilliantness". He'd have to remember to get her something nice after all this was over, considering there were no sequels. The sound of his door opening made him turn to see Tak lookng back at him. He had to smile, she always did that to him. She walked over and wrapped her hands around him, hugging him tight. " How's it going"? She asked as she looked at the computer screen. " Almost got it. Another minute and we'll know where they are". Dib's face got serious and Tak could tell. " Dib, don't worry. We'll find them...There's also something I wanted to tell you". Dib looked up back at Tak, his face now worried. " What? What is it"? Tak looked around as if embaressed. " The baby...kicked today". Tak was suddenly in the air by Dib's arms as he shouted words of joy. " OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT! I can't believe it actually kicked. Oh man what do we name it? How about Bob? No that's too lame. How about Jas? Nah that's too fangirlish". Dib is suddenly shut up by Tak's lips. He relaxes and kisses her back. It's the perfect moment, so I'll screw it up.
The ship suddenly tilted, as if hit by something. Dib put Tak down and quickly raced out into the hallway. Halfway down he met up with Derek and the two took up the same stride. " Any idea what that was"? " Not a clue big head". " Head's not big. We'd better go and check what that was, it sounded like it was on the roof". The two nodded and proceded up the ladder. Dib poped open the shaft and drew a knife in preparation. He got out and looked around but could see nothing. " Where is it"? Derek asked as he got out too. " Don't know, but keep your eyes-". Suddenly a green blur slams into him and throws him forward. Dib swipes at the thing with his knife and it realeses him. He falls to the ground but get's up and looks up at his enemy. His eyes widen at the green skin. At first he thinks Zim, but notices that even though the creature only has one Attenae, it's female form. It's green eyes are squinted at him, and Dib can see a Q tattoed over the right one. The Irken is clad in a green Cloak. Dib stands up and holds his knife out towards the Irken. " Who are you"? He shouts out. The Irken growls and points at her right eye. " Well I'm the King that's for sure".
(Nymphus)
Funaki walked through the forest calmly. He carried a cane with him and listened to the birds chirp and the squirles converse of ways to destroy the humans. " Now now. You Squirells promised".
" Blast you old one! One day the squirells will rise up and destroy the humans"!
" Yeah whatever". He says as he continues walking. The sudden crack of twigs make his attention highten. " Too careless". He states as he throws his cane towards a pile of bushes. The bushes shake and a Chipmunk comes out. " Hmm"? He's too late to turn as Nymphus pops from the trees, Kendo Stick in hand, and strikes out at him. But Funaki suddenly has his cane back in hand and blocks Nymphus with it. " Very good. Use your opponets senses against them". He lowered the stick and Nymphus did the same. " Master,". Nymphus began. " I... think I should be going". Funaki's eyes widen at this. " What! But your training isn't done. What even makes you think your ready to leave"? Nymphus looks upword and squints. " I think...I'm needed somewhere". " Well, if you say so. Go on, get". Funaki turns and starts walking away. Nymphus drops his head, thinking he's insulted Funaki. " Oh and boy". Nymphus looks up to see a sword sheath thrown at him. He looks over the sword. It's black and has a small design of a dragon on it. " It's called Gemini Dragon. I think it fits you perfect". Nymphus looks up but see's Funaki gone. He looks back at the sword and smiles. " Perverted old man". " I HEARD THAT"!
A/N: Sorry for the shortness of last chapter, but I have no reason for it. This chapter has some shoutouts hidden in it. For a certain lady if she finds them. Sorry Greg, none for you.
