Episode 12: TV Times
Hamtaro: Hm...so bored...hey! TELEVISION!! (Hamtaro turns on the TV)
Lady on Chanel 8: Depression hurts...Cymbalta can help.
Hamtaro: Depression does hurt...Hey! Chanel 5!! (click)
Guy: ... (guy eats a banana) Bananas are...cool...
Hamtaro: Wow...this is sooo boring...next! (click)
Diane (Authors' note- Diane is this lady on the internet who tells you how to make food...and the food always tastes really bad): And now... How To Make Pancakes...
Hamtaro: NOOOOOOO!! NEXT, NEXT, NEXT!! (click)
Wiggle: First you take a banana! Yummy! Yummy!
Hamtaro: NOOOOOOOO!! What's up with bananas lately? Well, next channel. (click)
Reporter Dude: And in bigger news...a giant banana has crushed Afghanistan.
Hamtaro: ... (click)
Dude: Lamps...lamps...lamps...
Hamtaro: What? Uh...next? (click)
Geezer: When I was a lad, we didn't have bananas...!
Hamtaro: ...? Uh...next? (click)
Britney Spears: I messed up my life, but at least I can still eat bananas every morning.
Hamtaro: Hm true...next. (click)
Fred Huggins (Authors' Note again- Fred Huggins was from the Weird Al Show and sings weird songs. Just go to YouTube and type in Fred Huggins if you wish to know more.): Oh!! Bananas are fruit!! Yes, bananas ARE fruit! Fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit, fru-
Papa Boolie (A puppet on the Weird Al show that hates Fred Huggins): JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Hamtaro: He-he lotsa old people on TV tonight...he-he...next... (click)
Woman: And the tragedy that is sweeping the nation- the mass-murder of 928 bananas...
Hamtaro: sniff how sad... but seriously WHY BANANAS?! Next! (click)
Freakish Lady: Now on MTV the hottest new band: The Shrunken Bananas!
Hamtaro: ...You know what? I'm gonna go eat a banana!
(Hamtaro gets up and eats a banana. Then the door bell rings)
Hamtaro: Hello?
(Boss is at the door...eating a banana...in a banana suit...not the banana...Boss is in a banana suit...fruit doesn't dress up...unless you want it to...and you would have fruit-sized clothing...there would be little fruit dresses and- oh...sorry...)
Hamtaro: Uh...Boss? Why are you here?
Boss: I... have a banana.
Hamtaro: Uh...yeah...th-that would be a banana...
Boss: I'm gonna go beat up a dork.
(Boss leaves)
Hamtaro: ...Y'know...bananas...are...good.
Fin.
(he-he...fin...like a fish fin...he-he)
