Okay stupid A/N is stupid -.-' got grounded from the computer an am using the most retarded text editor ever 'cuz I'm in a hurry, so yeah... I'll get the next chapters of Warriors Torture Show and Hyrule Academy up ASAP while my parents aren't around, alrighty? I can just login to my dad's account ((haha I'm such a hacker)) on his computer and type some random drabble for you guys... love all you veiwers, hang in there, I'm trying! I'm typing this 'cuz my mom is awesome and let me tell people I'm grounded... love you mom! but yeah I soo hate this -.-' oh well I have a knack for not getting caught xD

EDIT: Yeah I have some people complaining that this has no "story-content" in it COME OFF IT PEOPLE I'M GROUNDED! Seriously do you have any idea how much trouble I went through to be able to edit this? What the crap, listen to the meaning of HUMAN LANGUAGE!


"Hello," Sparkleflower grumbled.

"Welcome to warriors torture show..." Tigerstripe sighed.

"Wow Tigerstripe... I didn't think you'd be the most depressed, not even capitalizing the show name," Spottedpelt remarked.

"Silence you!" Tigerstripe spat, lunging for Spottedpelt. Spottedpelt danced away and went behind Redpaw, who squealed in terror. Tigerstripe skidded to a halt and crashed into Hawkpath, who slashed him across the muzzle. Tigerstripe backed into Sparkleflower, who was not amused, and tasered him to the point that he fell on top of Willowmoon and was stabbed with a syringe needle, therefore finally giggling slightly and passing out.

"Alrighty then." Stormgrowl stared.

"Uh, we're going to be torturing Firestar today," Angelfur said, restraining Willowmoon. "A lil' help here?" Bouldertalon dragged the medicine cat (who was now foaming from the mouth) into a closet and chained the door and barred it.

"Alrighty then," Dawnfire said, poofing Firestar to the studio.

"I MISS LIBREOFFICE!" Sparkleflower suddenly screeched, catching Firestar on fire. "See ya guys."