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To No Lives: ...Heh...we're...laughing as well...so...who actually wins...this fight?
Review Chapter 43
Sui leaned against the wall of the cabin, waiting. He kept his gaze out towards the ocean. He inhaled and exhaled deeply, repeating the action over and over. Despite his efforts, the rolling of the sea kept catching him off guard. Even when the girl passed by him, he ignored her.
He didn't want her bothering him while he was trying to get over his sea-sickness. Anybody could see his pale face easily under his hood. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale.
It wasn't helping at all. Sui could feel his mind tossing and turning like the ship itself. The constant motion was about to form its own paste. Luckily, Sui managed to stop himself from puking his skeletons over the railing of the ship.
Sui chuckled quietly at the thought of staggering over to Ruby and throwing up on her. That would be a great sight to see…her reaction and face would be priceless. Maybe he'll make a comic on that, post it on Deviantart for all to see and laugh.
But he had business to attend to.
Underneath his hood, his eyes stared intently at the girl. His eyes narrowed as a Squirtle jumped right next to her. Then Ruby "caught" the Tiny Turtle Pokémon. Sui shook his head. As expected of God-Sue…
Her Pokémon "skills" may be at the "master level", but her field skills are very lacking. In fact, Sui had managed to creep right behind her. He got close enough to hear the Squirtle's nickname: Ocean.
"Pul-leaze!" Sui thought to himself, rolling his eyes at the girl's idiocy. He silently sneaked back to his original position before Ruby could get an inkling that he was there. The girl was seriously pissing the Reaper off. The rolling ship did little to quell his negative feelings. Instead, the ship heightened them, making Sui hate the girl even more than usual.
He tilted his head curiously as he heard Ruby abruptly yell at somebody to stop fucking (?) the ship. Sui looked from behind his wall. He grinned as he noticed his comrades trying to sink the boat. The young Reaper watched them for a while.
"That's an original way to sink a ship," Sui noted that in his book for future references. To sink a boat: use a saw to first cut a hole in the ship. Then, purchase an ax to enlarge the hole. Sui nodded in satisfaction at his notes. Pocketing them in his cloak, he turned his attention back to the delusional Ruby.
Apparently, "DespitalFool" was staring at Ruby. The furious girl took out a gun. Quickly, Sui whistled loudly. Ruby looked up in surprise at the whistle.
A small, blue Pokémon jumped up from the sea. It had stubby feet and club-like arms longer than its body. A yellow dot was set below the red gem on its chest. The Pokémon's head was onion shaped with a pair of long blue antennae that had small spheres at the end. Its dark blue eyes shone with happiness.
"Mana!" it cried. Ruby gasped at the sight of the Legendary Pokemon.
"I'm going to catch it!" she shouted, forgetting all about "DespitalFool". She took out a Pokeball and threw it at Manaphy. Surprisingly, Manaphy contemptuously batted the Pokeball away with an air of arrogance.
"Use Heart Swap," Sui said quietly. Manaphy nodded once. The ends of its antennae glowed pink. A pink energy drifted from the two ends towards Ruby and DespicableFool.
"What's happening?!" Ruby shrieked. Her body felt funny. Really heavy and sluggish. What's in her hand? She looked at it only to gasp. DespicableFool's saw was in her hand. She looked down to see that she was in DespicableFool's body. She began crying, "NNNOOOOO!"
"You can do the honors, Des," Sui said from his wall. Des, in Ruby's body, smiled as he held up the gun. Ruby looked at him in horror.
"No, please! DON'T SHOOT ME, YOU FUCKER!" she shouted.
Des shrugged. He pulled the trigger once, twice, a zillion times "UNTIL [SHE] WAS DEAD HAHAHAHHA! [SHE] WINED LIKE A BITCH BUT [SHE] WAS DEAD SO [SHE] LOSED!" (xxRubyjanetxx 43)
Sui rubbed his eyes, obviously hurt from the sentence he just wrote in his report. It pained him to write that way, but it enhanced the story and poked a lot of fun at her as well.
He snapped his fingers. Registeel lumbered from behind him. It had brought along three armored bodies. Sui smiled and nodded his thanks.
"Now, Manaphy."
"Mana!" Manaphy used Heart Swap once more. It swapped Ruby back into her own body, but instead of transferring DespicableFool into his battered, dead body, it transported him into one of the armored bodies. Des slowly moved in his new armor, testing it out for any mistakes.
"Like it?" Sui asked.
Des looked at his friend and grinned, "Better than I expected!" He slapped Sui on the back, earning a curse from him.
"Just sit back, watch, and stay away from me," Sui growled. Des shrugged happily. The young Reaper snapped his fingers. The Seafaring Pokémon knew what to do. The energy beams switched the souls Ruby and "Deseavingly cute".
Manaphy had given Ruby little time to stay in her own body. Now, she found herself, once again in a strange body. She looked at her old body in horror.
Deceivingly Cute smiled innocently at Ruby. Ruby backed away quickly, noticing the dynamite in her enemy's hand.
"DON'T YOU DARE, YOU BITCH!" Ruby shouted.
"Oh, I dare, all right," Deceivingly Cute winked. She "JUST THREW SOME DIENAMEMITE AR [RUBY] AN SHE BLEW UP HAHAHAHAHA!" (xxRubyjanetxx 43).
Des applauded Deceivingly's heroic act while Sui rocked back and forth in darkness.
"That sentence…it burns!" he groaned. Des ignored his friend. Manaphy happily swapped Ruby back into her original body. By this time, the girl was crying from the pain. Of course, since Deceivingly's body exploded, Manaphy transferred her to her own armor. The author stretched slightly, getting used to her new body.
"One more to go," she sighed happily. Sui nodded, still rocking back and forth on the ground.
"Hurry, Manaphy…"
"Mana!" it saluted. Using Heart Swap once more, it switched Ruby and Minipeople. Oh, the famous of all of Ruby's flamers.
Sui blinked in surprise. He looked at his report again, "Oh, my scythe, she actually spelt an author's name right!" Um…well, on with the story…
Ruby found herself holding the sharp end of Minipeople's ax. She shrieked in pain as it sliced her hands and fingers, causing the pieces of flesh to fall into the dark ocean. She looked up to see Minipeople laughing at her. Ruby "started to cry like a bitch…and thats why [she's] fucking gay and [is] soooo jelous coz" everyone supports Flamers-shipping (or MinipeoplexGary).
Ruby couldn't take the laughter that continued to bounce around her head. Everyone was laughing at her. Everyone was making fun of her. Her eye twitched madly, a sign of her restraint rapidly fraying. "THAT'S IT!" she shouted, stomping her foot. "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! STARTING WITH YOU, MINIPEOPLE!" She "started to run at [him] but [he] just pushed [her] into the mashine and [she] got TURNED INTO SPAGETTI! LOL AND IT WAS LIKE BLOOD WAS SAUSE!" (xxRubyjanetxx 43).
Des and Deceivingly looked at Sui curiously as the young Reaper banged his head against the wall. "That…stupid…sentence! She…just…had…to…make…fun…of…one…of…my…favorite…FOO DS!" He stopped banging his head, dropping on all fours and shaking his head, "Her whole chapter...it's close to grinding my bones and make bread! The mistakes! The stupidity! All of it BURNS!"
"Dude! You eat?" Des asked, surprised at this news and completely ignoring the rest of Sui's statement. I would be. Aren't Reapers dead and therefore have no need of eating food? Sui glanced at his friends.
"I like the tastes of many foods. Therefore, I continue to eat."
His friends nodded, seeing the logic in that. Their enjoyment was interrupted by some crying. They all looked over to see Ruby back in her body. Her knees were drawn up to her chest, and giant tears were streaming down her face.
"Boo!" Minipeople laughed behind the three, spying figures. They started slightly before glaring at the new member of the group. Minipeople just continued to laugh.
Deceivingly nudged Sui, "Now what, captain?"
Sui shrugged, "Now we go celebrate."
…
The Reaper sighed happily as he watched the ship sink down for the second time. Everyone managed to get on the lifeboats in time.
Well…only one person was still on the deck, crying.
You can probably guess who it was.
Do you like your medal, Sui?
Sui looked down to where the sunlight was shining dully off of his golden medal. The prime minister had awarded him the medal for all his efforts in his work. Manaphy looked at its friend expectantly.
The Reaper shrugged, "It doesn't really mean much, Manaphy. I'm only doing my job, nothing more."
You should be more proud of yourself.
"Maybe…" Registeel could tell from Sui's hesitant tone that he wasn't convinced. However, the Iron Pokemon did not press the matter any further. Instead, the three companions sat in silence, each enjoying the sunset in Its own way.
…
"I'm a…HAPPY, HAPPY MON~! WITH LOTS OF PINK BON BONS~! I'M A HAPPY, HAPPY MON~! WITH LOTS OF PINK BON BONS~! DON'T ASK FOR ME TO SHARE~! 'CAUSE ABOUT YOU I DON'T CARE~! I'LL EAT THEM ALL MYSELF~! THEN GO AND KILL YOUR SELF~!" the rusty Mew sang happily as it swam through the ocean. It flipped and slid, enjoying the blue and the bubbles.
As it swam, a trail of rust followed it. The Mew paid no attention. It swam and swam around the old ship that sunk just a few minutes ago. It paid no attention to the battered body that lay on the deck of the ship. Soon, the distorted Mew knew, she would return. When she does, she would just be repeating the old cycle over and over again.
It continued to sing its little song:
"I'm a…HAPPY, HAPPY MON~! WITH LOTS OF PINK BON BONS~! I'M A HAPPY, HAPPY MON~! WITH LOTS OF PINK BON BONS~! DON'T ASK FOR ME TO SHARE~! 'CAUSE ABOUT YOU I DON'T CARE~! I'LL EAT THEM ALL MYSELF~! THEN GO AND KILL YOUR SELF~!"
Shorter...than most...of my chapters...well...that's what I get...for keeping...Night company...
Where is...Mew...and Mewtwo? ...I don't know :}
Since I cited...her quotes...I...am not plagiarizing...just a little...heads-up...
Hope you enjoyed...see you...next time...
