Numa Numa and Cane
(What happens?)
Deadly- ~Creeps back to fan fiction~ HI…Don't hurt me…..
Willow- I am leaving.
Deadly- Q-Q School came and ate my hands. I am sooo sorry for missing for so long. I know I must have lost a lot of followers. I don't blame you. Well, we will start with so humor…
(Cane P.O.V)
The puppy still followed. The stupid vanilla chocolate puppy was following me with that…that face! He looked as if he was planning something…. But! Whatever, I have pudding so I don't care! The pudding…the pudding..it was good. I sat and licked the top o one paw to remove the tapioca pudding that had adhered to it. It was delicious, even if it was a day old.
I was so caught up with my pudding I hadn't noticed to weird look on Numa Numa's face… But I was eating my pudding. Whatever happened happened! Then it happened, my fur stood on end as he started counting down..
"1 1" The little puppy, unknown gendered, evil, and pudding resembling puppy!
"LET'S GOOOOOO." Numa Numa shouted at the top of his, no her, no his, no…er lungs.
"OH NOOOO." I shouted back as I made a beeline for the forest path. But before I made it, Numa Numa body slammed me with the weight of a ten pound puppy on a three hundered pound tiger, THE PAIN I FELT! The it started to tickle me!
"Can't stop the tickles. They call me Dr. Giggles." It sarted to sing as it tickled my sides with blunt claws. As this was happening I laughted so hard…all of my precious pudding….shot out of my nose!
"It's o-o-o-off the chizzle Fo' shizzle dizzle" Numa Numa sung more after jumping off my back and started doing head bangs. The horror would never end. (Yes Cane, You must listen to the song~~)
"I'm bangin' with the b-o-t-o-dizzle with wiffles" Numa Numa continued while doing an array of jumps around my fallen and beaten body. That monster.
"'Cause I dribble like I'm rubbing on nipples." It then started to leap onto my back proceeding to sing this…this SONG!
"Gotta get out the pickle. Make it rain with the ripples. Let my candy rum trickle!" Numa Numa jumped up and down on my back, the longer fur on it back waved widely.
"Get you buzzed with double triples. Getting head in, rentals. Avoiding the parentals." Numa Numa did a back flip. A freakin back flip. Then it made a bee-line his tail and wrapped it's self in it, as if Numa Numa was hiding during the last line.
"This is ghetto, plain and simple with the down beat tempo." He or she got in my face really close before saying this line.
"Oh, no." I rolled my eyes and buried my muzzle into my paws.
"They be hatin' us. 'Cause we're glamorous." Numa bared it's teeth as if it was smiling. Then stuck its toung out and licked my ear. How disgusting!
"They be hatin' us. 'Cause I'm fabulous. Can't stop me once I've started, Baby, got me retarded. Don't phunk-phunk-phunk-phunk with my heart." Numa Numa got in my ear and screamed this had long as it could. 'Ouch!"
"LET'S GOOOOO." It proceeded to run around me whilst jumping every so often.
"Chop, chop, chop you up. Ima monster! Hah hah hah! Eat you like a cannibal, Spit you out like an animal." Numa Numa stopped and made close slash movements at my fatty side before biting into my fur and spitting out the fur right after.
"Chop, chop, chop you up. Ima monster! Hah hah hah! Eat you like a cannibal, Spit you out like an animal." I dodged away from Numa Numa as it attempted to slice my side again. It was like it was making me dance, I needed to get away from this little abomination.
"Slice, slice, slice you up. Ima monster! Hah hah hah! Cut you up, I'll slice and dice! Serve you up as cold as ice!" I twisted away and attempted to run again but it shot in front of me and I barely stopped before crashing into Numa Numa. I then ran the other way. But I knew there was no excaping.
"Slice, slice, slice you up. Ima monster Hah hah hah Cut you up, I'll slice and dice! Serve you up as cold as ice!" Numa sung to my heals as I tried vainly to get away.
"Go 'head girl, shake that butt. Make me freakin' bust a nut. Crank that music, blast it up! Let's get wasted, super 'UHG'" Numa Numa was really scaring me now. I kept trying to get away but that pudding colored freak kept following me.
"Guess what, honey. I'm a freak. I'm a freak inside the sheets. Rough, tough, naughty nurse." I backed up against a tree and rose on my back legs to ward it away. Numa Numa put a paw on my stomach as far as it could to my face with that messed up expression. Fuck my life.
"Rip it up, now make it hurt. Don't stop, get it, get it! Last for hours, not for minutes. Open wide for my surprise, Scratch and blow for your grand prize. Smear it on your plastic face," Numa Numa that daemon grapplenocker! It…it took the pudding of my lower paw and…and smeared it on my face! That was my last pudding! It will pay for this!
"Leave you with a sweeter taste." Numa Numa turned away faster than anything and in my rage I chased after it. It was going to pay. But I didn't notice where it was heading.
"Super soaker on your chest, Let it drip down on your breast." Numa Numa jumped over the stream I had ignored and me, not jump fell face forward into the water. It was freaken cold.
"LET'S GOOOOOO." Numa Numa's face was an inch away from mine was I rose out of the water. Surprised I fell back becoming completely soaked and turning the stream brown with the pudding attached to my fur.
"Chop, chop, chop you up. Ima monster! Hah hah hah Eat you like a cannibal, Spit you out like an animal." Numa Numa turned and sprinted away from me as I remembered my pudding. My pudding! It brought me to the tears I couldn't shed.
"Chop, chop, chop you up. Ima monster! Hah hah hah! Eat you like a cannibal, Spit you out like an animal." I ran after the little crap that took away my precious. Its fluffy tail was always just out of my reach though….
"Slice, slice, slice you up. Ima monster! Hah hah hah! Cut you up, I'll slice and diceServe you up as cold as ice!" Numa Numa sung back to me. That little mreeaaa! I could play this game aswell!
"Slice, slice, slice you up. Ima monster! Heh Hee Hee! Cut you up, I'll slice and dice Serve you up as cold as ice!" I sung that song. Now I was as low as Numa Numa. Screw it. I was here now why not continue? But I was happy to see that I shocked Numa Numa as it stopped and spun to face me. Wrong move. I made a since move to its side.
"Haters make me famous. Haters make me famous. Haters make me famous. Haters make me famous. Haters make me famous." Numa Numa dodged away as I got a little clump of fur. Then it sung as it ran away this singing getting more horrified the longer she did when I pursued.
"Chop, chop, chop you up. Ima monster! Hee hee hee! Eat you like a cannibal, Spit you out like an animal." I lept in front of Numa Numa as it continued, but it didn't stop, no it went around. Now why the hell didn't I do that in the beginning?!
"Chop, chop, chop you up. Ima monster! Hah hah hah! Eat you like a cannibal, Spit you out like an animal." I turned to late and I felt something collide with my back. Numa Numa. I started bucking wildly trying to get the thing off my back.
"Slice, slice, slice you up. Ima monster! Hah hah ha! Cut you up, I'll slice and dice Serve you up as cold as ice." Numa Numa shot off my back and in front of me before jumping up and down.
"Slice, slice, slice you up. Ima monster! Hah hah hah! Cut you up, I'll slice and dice Serve you up as cold as ice!" Numa Numa stopped singing but continued to jump. How did something have so much freaking energy?! I ..I was fealing like a thousand non-gender Numa Numa puppies where jumping up and down on my shoulders. I fell forward and panted, squeezing my eyes shut.
I finally felt well enough and I opened my eyes the see Numa Numa's head cocked to the side and staring at me with expecting eyes. Then I made the mistake of saying: "Will you tell me you gender now?"
An evil expression passed over its face. 'Oh shit…'
Hey all! Don't kill me please! I know I have been gone forever and I deserve any hits yo give! But hey..I gave you Numa Numa and Cane! Please review…..
