Never again
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Jacob's POV
After our little incident in the zoo Carlisle decided on staying at home to babysit them with me, not a good idea Carlisle, they aren't the little angels you think they are. I'm getting the feeling that, after today, Carlisle will know his kids better, just a touch better.
Esme and Carlisle weren't happy that they had a stolen cat, Sassy, and a stolen Chinchilla in the house. Alice decided on naming it Cheerio, like the cereal. Seriously, these kids need to get lives.
"Darling, I'll be back by five, you sure you'll be ok?" Asked Esme at the door, eyeing Emmett carefully. Emmett just looked up and smiled, he was sitting on the floor playing with Sassy, well, teasing her. He had a piece of ham and he was throwing it up in the air while Sassy tried to get it. She got fed up, scraped him, grabbed the ham and ran off. That'll teach him, I laughed.
"Yes Honey, I'll be fine," replied Carlisle, clapping his hand. He actually looked excited. Wow. What is wrong with this guy?
We had the Cullens, Bella because Charlie went out of town for some reason, don't ask me why, parents are weird, Seth and Leah Clearwater as well, because Harry went with Charlie and Sue, well, who knows. She could be anywhere, like I said, Parents are weird. I think it's something to do with the kids, they do something to you. Well, I'm not having kids, no way. I'm not ending up in a mental home.
"Jakie Jakie, Lookie, Lookie!" said Alice, pointing to Cheerio. He/she was in the skink, trying to get away from Alice who was holding him the water. I ran over to her, grabbed Cheerio and wrapped him/her in a towel. Poor Cheerio. Alice took the towel, with Cheerio in it up to her room. Probably to dress it up with make-up and stuff.
"Rose, Leah, Can you make sure Alice doesn't abuse little Cheerio?" I asked. She smiled and nodded. They ran up the stairs. Ever since Nessie was saved from the lions Rose has been nicer to me, well, sorta nicer. Leah has even improved. Carlisle just stared at me like I made a pig fly.
"You don't know everything that happened at the zoo, it may have involved Nessie and a lion," I said to him. He stared at me amazed, and shocked. Well, I guess any parent would be shocked hearing the word Lion, zoo, and their youngest daughter all in the same sentence, or maybe he was shocked about the whole thing that Rose did what she was told? It was nothing; Rose could do what she was asked when she wanted, which wasn't often.
Jasper came down the stairs, saw Carlisle, quickly hid the things in his hands, which were probably drugs, and ran back upstairs, coming back down without drugs in his hands. He went past Carlisle and whistled like he did nothing wrong. I laughed quietly at his attempt of looking innocent. Edward and Bella were outside in the garden, along with Emmett and Seth. Jasper ran outside and greeted them. Nessie was sleeping on the couch there; she looked so peaceful, so we didn't wake her.
It was only 2pm, it was a Saturday so I had no school, I remember the day the Cullens ended up in my school.
Flashback
"Jacob Black, could Jacob Black please report to the office, NOW!" said the little machine on the wall, the talking thing. I groaned and got up, grabbing my books. I got a few stares as I left class and went to the office.
"I was called?" I said, looking bored as the receptionist glared at me from underneath her bright purple glasses. She said nothing but pointed to the principal's office. Brilliant. I'm guessing I'm not here for an award. I knocked on the door.
"Come in," said the Principle. I walked in. There, in front of me were seven little monsters.
"WHY?!" I shouted, the principle jumped but told me to sit down.
"These seven...Children," she choked on the word, I almost laughed out loud, "Stood at the front of the school, calling you're name. Now, are you going to tell me why?"
"I have no idea why, sorry miss, I babysit them sometimes, but at my school? I don't think so, I'll take them home now," I said.
"No, Jacob, You can take them to your classes with you, keep them quiet," she said, dismissing us. WHAT?! DOES SHE HATE ME OR SOMETHING?!
So I left with the seven little monsters following me. The teachers weren't too please, oh well. I didn't like it any more than they did. Though Edward showed us all up in Music, the kid's smart for a two year old.
That was an awful day, being showed up by a two year old! Carlisle was now rocking back and forth on his heels, unsure of what to do. I chuckled. He went into the kitchen and found something to do. I noticed that Jasper, Seth and Emmett were missing. They can't be far right? I mean, it's not like they'll end up in Washington DC or anything. Rose and Leah came down the stairs, chatting to each other.
"Oh girls, you're brothers are missing," I whispered to them. They didn't look overly worried, so I let it pass. Edward and Bella were still outside, playing. Alice was upstairs, Leah and Rose were on the sofa talking, Emmett, Jasper and Seth were missing and Nessie was sleeping. This day couldn't get any more peaceful.
Guess again Jacob, no day with the Cullens is a peaceful day. Nessie woke up around 3, Carlisle took care of her, he even got Rose and Leah to help him in the kitchen. Edward and Bella went up to the nursery, and Alice was still in her room, with poor cheerio. I decided to go see what was going on upstairs.
"Jacob, I'm taking Rose and Leah to the store with me, will you be okay here?" he asked, I nodded and they left. I ran into the nursery, there was no-one there, but there was a syringe on the floor. Who have they drugged now?! There was a huge pile of teddies, carefully placed on top of each other, Darn, What have they done now?! I went over and moved all the teddies out of the way. I was not expecting what I saw. There was an unconscious man lying, face down, on the floor, underneath the teddies. WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!
I picked up the unconscious man and swung him over my shoulder, I carried him downstairs and set him on the sofa, just then Emmett came down the stairs.
"Emmett? Who the hell is this?" I asked calmly, pointing to the unconscious man.
"Hmmmm...." he said, and then ran. I swear I heard him say, "Step one of world domination complete, MWHAHAHA!"
Okay, Emmett is officially evil. II flicked on the news for something to do.
"And earlier today the president was kidnapped," A picture popped up on the screen, I looked at the unconscious man, OH HELL NO! "police are still looking. Now let's go live to Washington," Said the news lady.
"Thank you Caroline, I'm here live in Washington with two little boys, what are your names?"
Then Jasper and Seth came up on the screen. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING THERE?!
"I'm Jasper and this is Seth, we're gonna be the new president," Jasper said, smiling.
"Okay, we have two new presidents, willing to take Barack Obama's Place. But I'm sure he'll turn up," Jasper and Seth giggled at that point. But the news lady ignored them, she continued talking about how and when he was kidnapped, it was just after I realised Jasper, Seth and Emmett were missing.
Emmett.
"EMMETT, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE NOW AND TELL ME WHY BRACCK OBAMA IS IN THE LIVING ROOM!" I shouted, Emmett came out and stared at him.
"Oh, that's the president right?" he asked.
"HELL YEAH IT'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD, apart from God, BUT YOU KIDNAPPED HIM?!" I shouted, Emmett just shrugged.
"Mmmmaaabbbbyyyyyyyeeee," he said, looking down, folding his hands behind his back and shuffling his feet nervously.
"What's going on here?" asked Barack. Oh hell he's awake.
"Um...I'm sorry to tell you this, but, ah," I started.
"Where am I? Who are you? Why am I here?" he asked, backing away from us.
"Listen Mr. Obama, whatever you wanna be called, I'm sorry to inform you that you've been kidnapped by a seven year old, you might wanna think about tightening your security," I said. Barack just stood there, probably frightened.
"Now all we need to do is find a way to get you back to Washington," I said, "Emmett, grab Alice, Edward, Bella and Nessie, we're going to Washington."
(Yeah ok, I know Washington is on the other side of the US, after looking it up in Google maps, but anyway. Let's just say they got a plane, and it only took an hour, okay? Cause I really don't know and it'll only take an hour to get back, just so there's no confusion)
We drove to the nearest airport and got on the plane. We got Barack Obama a disguise, so no-one knew it was him. It suited him pretty well. The plane ride only took an hour so we arrived in Washington at four, we had an hour before Esme got home, but what about Carlisle, please let there be two hours of traffic!
By the time we arrived at the white house it was already four thirty. We left the President home, grabbed Jasper and Seth by the scruff of the neck and raced home. We didn't have much time, and what would Carlisle and Esme think if we were all missing?
We finally arrived home, Carlisle wasn't there, either was Esme. Good. Alice ran upstairs, I sent Jasper, Seth and Emmett to the stairs, they can sit there until their parents come home, Nessie was asleep in my arms, Edward and Bella were singing and then ran out into the garden. Alice came back down with a soaking wet Chinchilla, oh yeah, I almost forgot about Cheerio. I went up to find Emmett, I wonder where Sassy is?
"Hey Em, where's Sassy?" I asked. Emmett grabbed Sassy by the scruff of the neck and showed her to me. Oh right. There were several loud bangs from downstairs. I ran down. Alice was in the kitchen, opening the microwave door, inside was a traumatized Chinchilla, it was even fluffier than before! If that was even possible. Cheerio had wide eyes and looked like he/she'd just been electrocuted.
"CHEERIO!" Alice shouted, she grabbed him, he didn't move an inch, it was like he was frozen.
"YOU DID THIS JAKE, YOU KILLED HIM!" She wailed, punching me. She climbed onto my back and started pulling my hair. Ow! Come on kid, can't you leave a guy alone for two minutes
"Alice, calm down, it'll be okay," I said, pulling her off my back and cradling her. She cried. Cheerio ran for his life, he darted up the stairs.
"Look Alice, Cheerio is ok!" I said softly. She nodded but cried anyway.
Carlisle came home at the same time Esme did. Alice was still crying, only with the squirming Cheerio in her arms. Carlisle and Esme didn't ask questions, I'm pretty glad they didn't. How the hell was I supposed to tell them Emmett kidnapped the President?
Anyway, Carlisle took Alice off me and held her close. I left them, Rose smiled at me when I left. Who knows why though?
Ta da! Sorry it wasn't up earlier, writers block. Oh btw THANKS TO KLUTZERLLA! Sorry if it's spelt wrong. She was the one with the whole idea about Cheerio in the microwave and kidnapping the President. I can't take full responsibility for this chapter. Selena helped me as well, thanks guys!
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