We are in day 11 of the 14 Pairings I Don't Ship!
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TITLE OF THIS CHAPTER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BOOK IT REFERENCES! IT IS ONLY A CLEVER TITLE I CAME UP WITH THAT WAS RELEVANT TO THE STORY. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH "50 shades o/grey".
This is another abridged one, because I couldn't think of anything else for it and because it just fell into place so perfectly with the whole "blue eyes" and "screw-the-rules" thing. It will be very abridged in the first part and very fluffy in the second part. Hope you like.
Each day, I will force myself to write and post a genuine (and at least 65-75% competent) romance one-shot for a pairing that I don't actually ship. I will post them from the 31st of January to the 13th of February, and then on the 14th I will re-post any chapter of any of my fanfics that you people want me to redo HERE! If no one wants a chapter redo, then I will simply do a 15th pairing on that day. Sometimes it might just be a poem if I can't think of a story. The two characters of this story will change day by day, depending on the pairing for that day. On the last day, the summary and characters will change to be no one and will say something like "all pairings done!" or something.
Shippings I plan to do (as of 2/10/13): blueshipping (this chapter, requested), fearshipping (requested), antagoshipping,
I still need a lot of support and reviews. I have no idea if I'm shipping some of them right, and I don't know if some of the characters are too OOC. I need you people to tell me what I'm doing right and wrong. I have a lot of suggestions, so I don't need any more and will pick from the ones I've been given. Here is what I already ship (either mentally or actively):
~ thiefshipping ~ tendershipping ~ puzzleshipping ~ deathshipping ~ puppyshipping ~ heartshipping ~ replayshipping ~ laddershipping (Zorc&Pals, anyone? ;D) ~ halfshipping ~ genesisshipping ~ exoticshipping ~ peachshipping ~ revolutionshipping ~ kashipping ~
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I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the characters in it.
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Shipping #11 of The Fourteen Pairings I Don't Ship
Kisara X Seto Kaiba
Blueshipping
For Aqua girl 007 and a "Guest"
(Rated T, for language and to be safe)
(Abridged)
"HEEEEYYY SEEEEETO!"
Kaiba closed his eyes and froze. Then he slowly turned around and opened his eyes. And there she was. The blue eyes white dragon.
Er... Actually the blue-eyed white-haired girl. Kisara.
"Why is it that ever since the Friendship Dweebs brought you Back To The Future, you've been bothering me every single day?" he asked her coldly.
"Becaaaaaause!" she said cheerfully. "I just like hanging out with you! Cuz...you know...I was like...totally in love with...your ancestor... Seto..."
Kaiba facepalmed. "Not only do I not believe in that Ancient Egyptian bulls**t despite the fact that they clearly brought you and that little Dark Magician Girl look-alike here from another century, but I also don't care because I'm not him and I'm the most self-centered, heartless, and assholey person in this whole entire city. So go away."
Her smile didn't fade. "No!"
"Why not?"
"Why should I?"
"Because your presence bores me and is a waste of my time." He folded his arms and turned away from her.
"Teach me how to duel so I can help you beat Yugi Muto."
Kaiba spun around and dropped his arms to his sides. "I am suddenly interested in spending time with you."
~Later~
Kaiba was attempting to teach Kisara how to play Duel Monsters, using the duel simulator and simulation he used to pretend (and fail) to beat Yugi Muto like once every week.
Needless to say, he was getting pretty that rated by now.
"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!" Kaiba shouted, almost throwing the cards in his hand to the ground.
Kisara's lip started trembling. "Am I a bad student?" she asked him quietly.
He sighed. "No. You're not. It's just absurdly difficult to learn how to play this game. Which is why Yu-Gi-Oh! GX is such an atrocity. If adults can't even understand the rules of a children's card game, how does anyone expect to teach it to a whole academy of teenagers on an island?"
"I don't know."
"No one does. Look, why don't we just summon Blue Eyes and be done with it. Oh, and that's another important lesson to remember. If you're going to be seen hanging around the Kaibas, you're going to have to get used to summoning dragons and screwing the rules. So we might as well start by teaching you how to summon three Blue Eyes White Dragons in-..."
"OH MY HOLY RA!" Kisara interrupted loudly. "THE BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON?!"
"Uh... Yeah. What about it?"
In the duel simulation, they were in the field that Kaiba had lost to Yami's Egyptian God cards in the Pyramid Of Light Movie. It was Kaiba's turn, and he didn't have any monsters on the field while the opponent had like six monsters, but Kaiba hadn't done anything on his turn yet because of his over-the-top-anime-frustration-reaction-shot.
So Kisara decided to take his turn for him.
"That's easy to summon!" she said as if it were totally obvious. Before Kaiba could place the card he had just drawn, one of his Blue Eyes White Dragons, on his Duel Disk to summon it, Kisara teleported herself from his side to the dueling field.
"What the..."
Her eyes glowed brightly and a Blue Eyes White Dragon materialized above her. It roared to announce its grand entrance. Not that it needed announcing. Cuz it's a totally obvious huge dragon.
Kaiba's eyes widened and he gasped. She... She... She just... Screwed the rules...
"White Dragon!" Kisara shouted at her Ka, still within her even in this time period, "Summon Seto's three Blue Eyes White Dragons!"
"Is she asking a monster to summon another monster?" Kaiba asked under his breath.
Apparently so. Kaiba's three Blue Eyes White Dragons appeared on the field next to and above Kisara's Dragon. The duel dragons were slightly smaller than the Ka dragon.
"Wait a minute! Did you just summon yourself to the field, summon a Blue Eyes White Dragon without a sacrifice, then summon three more monsters, again without the necessary sacrifices, all in one turn?"
She turned around to face him, her eyes still glowing, and smiled. "Yeah. So?"
Kaiba suddenly became uncomfortable. He had always been on the 'screw the rules' side of this signature YGOTAS joke. ALWAYS! But it would be wrong to leave it unfinished, so he continued.
"That's against the rules, isn't it?"
At least it was over with. He didn't expect her to know or finish the rest of the joke. Little Kuriboh hadn't abridged Season 5 except for in Pharaoh's throne. And Kisara hadn't been in...
"SCREW THE RULES OF THE 21st CENTURY I AM FROM ANCIENT EGYPT WHERE THERE ARE NO RULES!"
Kaiba gasped yet again. Oh my gosh! he thought in awe. This is even more amazing than the giant rock! I think I...
Kisara turned to the four dragons above her. "Now, my friends, prepare to attack every single monster in the other side of the field!"
The Ka White Dragon roared and opened its mouth to attack. The three duel Blue Eyes monsters did the same a second later. A ball of white light formed in all four open mouths.
Then Kaiba suddenly shouted, "White Lightning Attack!"
They obeyed. The four Dragons let the white lights shoot from their mouths. The light completely engulfed every single monster on the other side of the field and destroyed them.
The opponent's life points dropped from 3999 to zero.
She... I think... I'm...
"Mr Kaiba! The randomly changing multi-colored bars are going crazy again, indicating a high power level again!"
The simulation images faded and Kaiba and Kiszara found themselves standing back in the KC virtual game simulation tester room. They had helmets on that simulated the landscape. They took their helmets off. While the scenery, the opponent, and its monsters had been simulated, Kisara randomly teleporting hadn't been.
"Is it safe to say that the ruled of the game, of time, and of nature just got screwed?" Kisara asked with a smile. Her eyes were still glowing and her Blue Eyes White Dragon Ka was still hovering above her. The three simulation Duel Monster Blue Dragons had faded away.
...in love...
"Yes," Kaiba said with a proud smile. "You screwed them beautifully."
"Mr Kaiba!" one of the guys in the viewing room above them shouted. "This is amazing! The MuttCamWatcher had just informed us that no puppies have died just now! This is incredible!"
"Not even Wheeler?"
"Not even Wheeler."
Kaiba gasped.
"Kisara!" he shouted happily. "Not only did you screw the rules a billion times over, but you alone seem to have the ability to make me smile a smile that doesn't kill puppies! I can't believe it!"
He gently grabbed her shoulders and pulled her into a hug.
"You totally love me right now, Seto, don't you?" she asked.
"Uh... well um... I've never been able to dell such strong and warm positive emotions before, so I'm not entirely sure. But I think...I... am."
"Yay! My plan worked!"
He ended he hug and held her by her shoulders at arm's length. "Wait... What?" he asked as he gazed into her still-glowing blue eyes for answers.
"To make you fall in love with me again after 3000 years, despite-"
"I thought it was 5000."
"It's 3000. Like I was saying...despite the fact that you're almost kinda sorta ish a different person. That was the plan. And it worked."
They hugged again.
"Um...Kisara I have a question..." Kaiba started to say with uncertainty.
"Yes?" she asked as she moved away so she could see his face.
"That dragon is real, right?" He pointed to the White Dragon that had grown tired of flying and was now lying down instead, watching them. It looked up when Kaiba said 'dragon' and stared at him.
Kisara turned to the dragon. "Oh. Yes, he is."
"And he is totally touchable and not a hologram, right?"
"Yes."
"Can I... Can I ride him?"
She raised an eyebrow at him. "Is that your fetish talking?" she asked.
"I'm not going to lie about it. Yes. It is."
"That's... really weird... But it kinda means that you love me more so I'll learn to live with it." She turned back to her White Dragon. "Dragon, Let's go for a ride, okay?" The Ka nodded and a low rumbling sound came from its throat. The dragon faded away and so did the glow in Kisara's eyes. Then Kisara and Kaiba took the other's hand and walked out of the simulation testing room.
Far above them, the simulator testing computer technician experts persons, and Mokuba, watched them with wide eyes and opened mouths in total shock and disbelief.
What the f*** just happened?
~Transition~
(This part isn't as abridged as the first part, but it does have some typical Abridged Seto Kaiba things, such as the talking collar. This part is a bit fluffier.)
"Uh... Seto?" Can you please like... Close that?" Kisara asked, pointing to the open roof panel which Kaiba's Blue Eyes White Dragon jet was in. "If my dragon saw that he would either hate you forever or make fun of you forever. Or both."
Kaiba sighed, but complied. He held a corner of his collar up to his mouth. "Talking collar, close the BEWD-J-GP."
"Sure thing, Seto!" the talking collar replied in Mokuba's voice. The hatch to the 'BEWD-J-GP' closed.
They were on the roof of the KC building, where they had room to take off.
"Seto? Won't it be a bad idea to do this now?" Kisara asked worriedly. "Can't we wait until night? It wasn't unusual in my time, and people still didn't like me and I was almost stoned to death because they knew I was the White Dragon Girl. So won't it be worse now, in this time?"
"No. It won't. This kind of stuff happens in this city often. Domino is used to it by now. And you're with the Kaibas now. I'm usually the cause of about 50% of those wierd things. I can get away with stuff like this. Now let's do this!"
She smiled and felt much better. Seto had protected and defended her back then, and he- or his reincarnation- would protect and defend her now.
She turned away from him and walked to the center of the take-off platform. She raised her arms. Once again, her blue eyes started glowing again. Moments later, the White dragon appeared in the air in front of her. The Ka landed in front of Kisara and stretched its head out to her. She gently put her hand on its head and pet him. "Hey there. Be nice to Seto. He's a friend. You'll let him ride you, right?"
She removed her hand and the dragon nodded.
It layed flat on the platform. Kisara ran over to his neck and climbed on. She waved Kaiba over. Without hesitation, he climbed on as well and sat behind her. He was surprised that the scales of the dragon didn't scratch him. In fact, he couldn't even feel the texture of them. "His scales..."
"Magic," Kisara said to answer the question she assumed he was about to ask. "To keep my legs safe. His neck is protected by a thin barrier to keep my skin safe when I ride him. It's only there when someone rides him, though."
"Wait... what are we going to hold on to so we don't fall off?" he asked next.
"Magic," Kisara replied again. "Just. Magic. Now let's go, White Dragon!"
At her final two words, the dragon started flapping his wings and took off from the roof of the building. Kaiba cried out briefly. He wrapped his arms around Kisara's waist in fear that he would fall off. Even Seto freaking Kaiba can't screw the rules of gravity. It's the one rule in the universe that he can't screw.
His heart started racing as the dragon picked up speed and flew away from the building. He finally let go of Kisara and started looking around. The view was amazing. He had ridden in the BEWD-J1 plenty of times before, but it was never as amazing as the one he saw riding on a real live Blue Eyes White Dragon. He could actually feel the magic Kisara spoke of that was keeping both of them safely on the dragon's neck as it twisted and turned through the sky. He laughed and smiled. He forgot all of his worries and even forgot about his inability to screw the law of gravity.
He hugged Kisara at one point, and she removed her hands from where she leaned on her dragon to hug him back[wards]. They both smiled and laughed.
"This is amazing," Kaiba whispered to her. "This is the best experience of my life. I..."
"It's a beautiful view, right?" she whispered back. Somehow, they could hear each other over the sound of the rushing wind as they sped above the city. "I'm not really guiding him right now; he's just going wherever he feels like it. Want to go somewhere specific?"
"Water."
"Hm?"
"I want to fly over the water. The docks. The ocean."
She nodded and passed on his wish to her Ka. The dragon nodded and changed course.
Then things got interesting. Kisara started mentally giving her White Dragon commands. The dragon twisted and turned and looped and spun in the sky. It was absolutely exhilarating.
It stopped the fancy manuevers when they flew over the water that Kaiba wanted to see. Kaiba gazed in awe at the magnificent blue surface below them.
So much blue around them...the ocean...the Dragon...Kisara's eyes...his own eyes...the sky...Everything just looked better in blue.
And the white added such a nice touch to the cenery...the clouds...Kisara's hair...the dragon's scales...the sparkles on the water from the glare of the sun...
Blue and White went so well together.
And, Kaiba realized, so did the two of them.
He hugged her again and kissed her on the cheek. "Thank you for this. This is the best day of my life. I found someone who can screw the rules as good as I can, and she has a Blue Eyes White Dragon. I guess I did get that fourth Blue Eyes after all."
She giggled and kissed his cheek as well. "You're welcome," was all she said.
Neither one of them said 'I love you', but they didn't need to. They already knew.
They rode for hours.
From that moment on, as long as he was with her (and/or when it was because of her), his smile would never kill any puppies.
Not even Wheeler.
Because it was a smile of true happiness. A happiness that was absolutely amazing to see Kaiba experiencing.
Almost as amazing as the blue around them, complimented by white.
There was a very subtle TFS DBZA (Team Four Star Dragon Ball Z Abridged) reference in there. Kudos to you if you can find it. And Kudos if you can find the other references. Because we know that a trademark component of YGOTAS is the absurdly high amount of references he uses.
Forgive me for Kisara. It's true that LK didn't abridged the Memory World arc characters except for Zorc and in the Pharaoh's Throne video, so Kisara wasn't abridged.
Thanks for all your support!
What I've already done: vex, psycho, silent, polar, servant, step, sickle, mischief, fame, outcast, blue
What I definitely plan to do: antago, fear
The ones I MIGHT consider: thorn,
The rest of your requests: vase, staff, clash, shadow, gentle, filler, avi
So that adds up to 14... or does it?
We're almost done!
See you next chapter!
BYEEEEEEEEE~!
