JoJo gets up and wanders over to the Karaoke lounge and is checking out the folder of music selections. Big Cass spots her and nudges Enzo like "Alone time, dude." He nods his acknowledgement.
Enzo: "Excuse me for just a minute."
He walks over to where JoJo is perusing the songs.
Enzo: "Find anything interesting in there?"
She makes a disappointed face and kind of shrugs.
JoJo: "Not really. The selection sucks and if I have to hear bad reeditions all night long, I'm going to need a 24 pack of those Red's."
Enzo: "That bad huh?"
JoJo: "If put into the wrong hands after a few too many, yeah. Which it will as the night progresses on I promise."
Enzo: "By then we'll be too fucked up to care."
JoJo: "Fucked up not deaf."
Enzo spots a song in the folder and his eyes light up like a child on Christmas.
Enzo: "I have an idea."
JoJo: "Oh God. Does it involve making an asshole out of myself in a bar full of strangers?"
Enzo: "Kind of, but trust me you'll have fun and you won't regret it in the morning."
JoJo: "Does it involve me trying to keep a straight face while you sing, dance and Enzo Amore out around me?"
Enzo: "Nope. No straight faces needed. You'll want to sing, and dance around too. It's a catchy little ditty."
He points to the song he's thinking and she starts laughing. She slaps high fives with him and they turn in their song choice to the host.
Big Cass: "Looks like your sister is about to grace the stage with Enzo."
Dean: "Lord, help her not to forget the words and just start laughing hysterically. He's infectious when he's being a goof."
Big Cass: "I know. I have to try not to crack up every night out there."
The opening music for "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred starts playing and I go for my video mode on my phone instantly. She's not going to live this one down ever. Enzo is dancing around JoJo as they start.
(A/N: If you are unfamiliar with this song it's very campy and just plain funny. Even if you're not a fan of the group or even a 90's child you can get a really good laugh out of it. ITUNES it sometime on with the antics)
Enzo: "I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
JoJo: "I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
Enzo: "I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
JoJo: "'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk
Enzo: "I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song.
They finish and everyone applauds. Dean starts whistling.
Dean: "Nice ass shaking."
JoJo: "Thank you. It goes with the whole 'Shake my little tush' thing and the model strut."
Roxy: "Dude, you're explaining a 90s song to someone who has no idea what the 90's even were."
Dean: "I'm 31 not 1. I know about the 90's just because it wasn't my youth doesn't make me any less knowledgeable. I'd rather forget those two flaming fruit cakes who sang this song, but I know about them."
