hi! hi! hi! i know this is late but its four pages long on whatchamacallit so ya. for those of you who would like to know, i have been totally busy lately and have had A MAJOR GIHUGIC WRITERS BLOCK *bangs head off wall repeatedly* so thats why i havent updated. also i have been working on a new inheritance fanfiction about eragon's daughter and ive been trying to get enough for one chapter. and im trying to work on a max ride one-shot as well. ANYWAY sorry for leaving you guys hanging. so ENJOY!
Disclaimer: it has been twelve chapters. you should know by now that i am NOT stephenie meyer! if you don't, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
Shit shit shit! I thought as I turned to face someone. I gulped. Leah. I forgot about her listening. She grabbed my arm, and gave an aggravated nod to the others to follow her out of the cabin. As we walked up towards the cabin, I turned my head back to the lot. They all had looks of worry on their faces.
Leah threw me into the cabin and held the door open as the rest of my guilty faced army filed in. I smiled apologetically at them as we stood in line.
As soon as we were all lined up, Leah threw the door closed and stood in front of us, her hands on her hips and a look of anger on her face. "Does anyone want to explain to me what that little stunt was?" she asked.
"They deserved it, Leah, really. You see the crud that they do to me! You know as well as I do that this was the only payback good enough for them." I said. "And it was a great prank, if I do say so myself."
"Yeah, yeah. Just wonderful." she said sarcastically as she rolled her eyes. "Listen, Tori, what ever happened to being the bigger person?"
Each of us looked at each other, then burst out laughing. "Leah, since when do you believe in being the bigger person?" Yulia asked.
"Point taken." she grumbled. "But the point is what were you thinking? If you would have gotten caught? If they were to wake up? What about me or Jacob or Seth who were put in charge of the camp, especially you guys, while they hunted, huh? How am I supposed to explain to them about that? They trusted me to keep an eye on you guys!"
Crap, she was guilt tripping me. And all my friends knew that I couldn't help but fall into the power of guilt trips. "Idinthinboutat..." I mumbled.
"What was that?" she asked.
"I didnt really think about that...."
"Well, now you do! I can't believe I didn't see you guys. But that's about to change. Tonight, Im going to be watching your cabin all night. You can't go anywhere else tonight. You guys aren't stepping a toe out of the cabin."
"But what if we had to pee like...really really bad?" Yulia asked.
"Then you better hold it." she said.
"But I gotta pee!"
Leah glared at her. "Then hold it till morning." she growled, and walked out of the cabin. I looked at my troops, and smiled. "Mission accomplished." I mouthed, and we formed our familiar circle and stacked our hands, taking the other one and crossing it over our chest to touch the person to our right's shoulder.
Since there was no way we were going to sleep now, we silently took our flash lights and found our stash of sweets, a six pack of soda, and a few candles. After quickly washing my face off with a bottle of water and a washcloth and getting changed into a pair of shorts that said volleyball on them and a shirt that said "bite me" with a pair of fangs under it (a gift from Emmett), I lit the candles with the matches Alice had left in her room. ( I don't even want to know why she had them in the first place!) We gathered around them, smothering giggles as Yulia moaned and complained about having to pee. About an hour later, Yulia sat bolt up and said, "That's it! I can' take it any longer! I gotta pee!"
With that, she marched to the back door of the cabin and stepped out.
We could hear Leah outside. "Yulia! What do you think your doing! Get back inside. What the- EW! YULIA STOP!"
It put us into a hysterical fit of giggles. When Yulia walked back in triumphantly, she said, "God that's better! But just don't walk in the corner of the cabin for a while, 'kay guys?"
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The next morning we were awakened by the wonderful sounds of screaming blonde zombies. We looked at each other smugly as the screams bellowed through the camp. Our door was flung open, and we started to laugh hysterically. In front of us was Ciara and the rest of the blonde zombies. Ciara had egg yolk dripping from her arms and legs, as well as a pretty shade of aqua and violet in her hair, set off by pretty pink green and yellow feathers on her hair line. The girl that Yulia had pranked had her hair sticking straight up from the honey with pretty feathers stuck to it, and Liberty's was trying to furiously rip the silly string out of hers. The rest were desperately attempting (and failing) to get rid of the effects on their pranks.
"You!" Ciara screeched at me. "YOU DID THIS!"
"What the hell are you talking about? And what the hell happened to you?"
She screeched again and stomped her foot before storming out of the cabin. Her minions glared at us and followed quickly and closely behind.
We laughed again, and were still laughing when Alice entered the cabin. "Did you have fun last night?" she asked. We instantly sobered up and looked up at her innocently. She was smiling. "Well done!" she squealed, "That was the best prank I have ever seen before! Tori, how did you do it!"
I laughed. "With the help of these guys. Besides, it was nothing special. You know as well as I do you because of Emmett, it is always better to have pranks ready in case of a prank war, like the one we had last summer."
She grinned and said, "Words of wisdom! Anyways, though I love to congratulate you, I have to let you know that what you did is wrong. So, what you did was wrong, blah blah blah, this will," at this she fake coughed and added the word 'not!', " result in a phonecall to your parents, yada yada, never do it again. Oh....and Carlisle's looking for you."
We looked at each other, I look of disgust on our faces, but nodded and quickly got dressed. It was colder today, so I picked a pair of skinny jeans, flip flops, and a hot pink shirt with the saying 'Don't trust a hoe' with a picture of a gardening hoe under it. It was an inside joke. Liberty had stepped on a gardening hoe last summer, which infected her foot, and we were all in love with the song Don't trust me by 3oh!3, so we had all made shirts and worn them on her birthday. I turned to the rest of my cabin, and noticed that everyone else had worn their's as well.
We met up with Zac and Travis and headed to the infirmary. My cheeks were a bright red the entire time as we walked, and so were Brooke's, who was basically hyperventilating; she didn't like awkward talks.
I went to knock on the door, but before I even could, Carlisle called "Come on in, guys."
I poked my head into the infirmary and crinkled my nose at the smell of antiseptic. Ugh. Reminded me of hospitals; God, how I despised hospitals!
Silently we filed in. "Alice said you wanted to see us?" I piped up.
He smiled and nodded kindly. "Yes, for a few things actually. The first is only about you I am afraid, Tori. May I ask, what possessed you to attack that girl?"
I bit my lip to keep from laughing, but the rest of the group was failing miserably and burst out laughing. I examined my nails and took a breath. "She is a bitch, and she publicly humiliated me on a day where I was already about to snap. And you know as well as I do, that when I snap, I snap. You can thank your son for that."
Carlisle sighed. "I realize that this is probably partially Emmett's fault for teaching you to fight, but that does not give you the right to attack someone for treating you like that. I am not sticking up for this girl, but do you think next time, and trust me I know there will be a next time, that you could restrain yourself?"
I nodded and mumbled, "I guess..."
Nodding he turned to all of us. "I also am under the impression that you girls had a little bit of a hidden agenda last night, am I correct." We tried to hide our smug smiles as Travis and Zac looked at us curiously.
I nodded. "Again, they were bitches and deserved it. I decided that they needed a new hair do." The girls burst out laughing. At the boys still questioning stares, I said, "We'll explain it later to you guys."
Carlisle looked at us seriously, but in his eyes I could see a hint of amusement. "Girls, what you did was uncalled for. How would you fell if someone did it to you?"
I looked at him seriously and said, "Nobody would dare do something like that to us, number one. And number two, we would probably look at each other, laugh our asses off, and then get our revenge that would double, possibly triple what they did, which is exactly the reason for number one."
Carlisle sighed, then said, "And now this leaves us with the last thing to discuss: your relationships." We all groaned, and he smiled. "Don't worry, I trust you, and I know your good kids. This is mostly Edward's idea, and if you have a bone to pick with him, go to him not me."
I looked at him uncomfortable. "Okay, let's get this over with then."
He laughed. "Im going to leave it plain and simple; Don't be stupid and use your heads. As I said, I trust you guys, and I couldn't imagine how stupid you would have to be to do something like that.." We nodded. "Okay, you guys can leave."
Gratefully, we hurried out of there as fast as we could.
mmkay, not a great chapter but STILL! anyway, im sorry to say, there are only two chapters left. *sniffle* but there will be either a sequal or prequeal (see poll on my page i really need you guys to!) so yeah, i will work on the next chapter.
until next time,
~prego
~also known as -alaska-young-
