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Disclaimer: Why?! WHY?! I WANNA OWN THE CHARACTERS AND THE BOOKS! –Sniffle- WAAAH! So, considering the fact that I just cried out that I wished I owned the characters and books, and not that I do own them, which I don't, I don't own the characters or the books. Unfortunately. Hmph.

Chapter Eleven

Edward POV

Oh. My. Lord. Damon and Cyrus saw my Bella at the window. In nothing but her pajamas. It might not sound so bad, but for them to see my wife in a short sleeve tee shirt, which is somewhat tight, and old sweat pants, socks and nothing else is not good.

Dude, I can't believe we found out where Bella Cullen lives.

"Dude, I can't believe we found out where Bella Cullen lives." Cyrus exclaimed excitedly. "Let's see if Edward will let us walk Bella to school."

"Are you sure? Edward would probably kill us if we even laid a finger on her." So true Damon, so true.

"Well, we can at least ask." Oh lord, Cyrus, when will you ever learn?

The door bell rang, and Bella groaned.

"Edward, how do I answer the door without my skin sparkling?"

"…I honestly don't know. Maybe…you could completely cover up?"

"Uh…maybe I'll just stay completely stay in the house."

"It's worth a try. Come Bella, love."

My angel and I walked downstairs, just as the door bell rang.

Bella opened it, and said,

"Oh. Damon and Cyrus. Why are you at our house? You're going to be late for school."

"Well that's the thing, babe," Cyrus really knew how to hit a nerve. "We noticed you upstairs as we were walking, and we were wondering if we could walk you to school."

"And of course, Edward can drive his precious Volvo."

"It's. Not. That. Special. Bella is more important. Much, much more important."

M angel beamed at me, and returned to speaking to the two idiots.

"I always go to school with Edward. Besides, we're both not feeling well today. We were planning on hiking, hoping that the fresh, mountain air will make us feel better."

Hiking, love? Ah, you mean hunting. I hope there's mountain lion. Maybe there will be grizzly for you. Grizzly was Bella's favorite, just like Emmett.

Surprisingly, Bella's strength almost but not completely matched Emmett's, although she still looked so fragile and delicate. It might be because she was always so strong in her human life. Although she was clumsy back then, she was still strong.

Damon frowned, and Cyrus scowled.

"When ever it's sunny out, you always stay home."

Bella looked stuck, and I jumped in.

"When ever it's sunny out, we plan hiking or camping trips, depending what the weather is, because there is rarely a sunny day here in Red Oaks, and we like spending time together outside."

Damon and Cyrus looked at each in annoyance.

Edward always has an excuse. When will he realize that I want Bella, and that I deserve her? Dammit, I wish Bella was mine.

Oh Damon, I realize you want her, but that doesn't change the fact that I will never give her up. When will you realize that?

"Oh. Well. Bye Bella. Edward. See you tomorrow-"

Bella's cell phone rang inside her back pack, which was right by the door we were standing at, and before she could reach her back pack, I was holding her cell phone for her.

"Thank you, Edward, honey." I snickered at Cyrus's expression. What does beautiful Bella Cullen see in the pale skinned creep? I should have Bella. She should be mine. I wish I could just kiss her full, pink lips right now. And I wish Cullen would just drop dead.

Cyrus, it will take a lot more than just a mere boy's wishful thinking to kill me, and get Bella.

Bella flipped opened the phone, and I heard Alice's chirping 'good morning, sister of mine!'.

"Good morning, Alice." The boy's faces were ones of pure lust. And excitement. Let's not forget the excitement of listening in on a conversation concerning two of the most beautiful girls in the world. My loving sister, and my dear, sweet, loving, caring, beautiful –deep, unnecessary breath- wonderful, and adoring wife.

Alice Cullen? The girl in the picture that Bella's showed the first day of school? She was hot. I wish she was single. I wish she wasn't married to Jerry…

Jerry? Oh, I would have to tell Jasper later.

"Sunny? Tomorrow? Lovely. Another day I don't have to spend in school."

I heard Alice giggle musically, as well as Bella; for Alice and Bella knew Alice knew what was happening at our front door step. She evidently didn't want to tell us ahead of time. "Ruining the fun" as she'd put it. Ah, yes.

It was certainly fun when love sick boys appeared at your door vying for your wife's attention at 7:30 am in the morning.

"Good bye Alice, talk to you later. Love you. Bye."

"Damon. Cyrus. You should really be showing up for school soon. Wouldn't want Mr. Sampson to be angry with you for being late. And, why don't you tell the teachers for us that we're not in school today, for we're starting the weekend a bit early?" I sneered.

It was Thursday.

"Where are you going? Maybe we could join you Saturday, and we-" I cut Cyrus off.

"We'll be hunting."

"Hunting?" Cyrus squeaked. I smiled grimly.

"Sure. Whatever Edwin." I growled sharply.

"Edward." The child called Damon "corrected" himself.

"Bye Damon and Cyrus. See you Monday."

"Good bye, Bella love. Can't wait to see you at the prom. I love you." I lunged at Damon, not being able to control my self any longer. I didn't care if my skin was sparkling. I didn't care if my bared teeth showed my fangs. Fortunately, Damon was too petrified to notice either of those two vampire characteristics.

"Bella is my wife. I would greatly appreciate if you wouldn't talk to her. And, if that's too much to get through your thick head, then don't call her 'love', because she's married, and she's mine. Stop hinting; she'll never love you. We love each other, always and forever. Nothing will separate us. Never. So keep the hell away from her, and I will try to restrain my self from lunging at you again. Understood?"

Damon weakly nodded, and when I let him go, he ran down the street at full speed.

Cyrus called after him to wait up, running after him.

"Edward," Bella sighed "You almost exposed us for what we are. Temper, Edward, temper."

"I know, angel, but I hate it when these boys try to lure you away from me. It's positively nerve wracking." I said, pulling her as close to my body a possible, closing the door behind us. I tried to dazzle her, and it worked. She stood on her toes trying to get to my mouth.

"Can I have a kiss?" She whispered, close to my lips. So tempting…But, I had a better idea.

"Yes, love." And I rushed to the kitchen, grabbed a Hershey Kiss and placed it in her hand, and ran back upstairs.

"Edward!" she laughed.

I raced upstairs and landed on the bed, lightly so not to break it. I was soon accompanied by my sweet Bella, kissed my collar bone, and before she could kiss my lips, I pulled her face up to mine.

"Bella love, you realize that the prom is a week away, right?"

"I don't want to go." Her scent hit me full blast. It was truly amazing.

"For me? Remember when you agreed the first time we entered this house, when we were packing?"

"Hmph."

"Please?"

"Fine. But I get to choose what I wear. I don't care if Alice calls non-stop. I will choose what I wear."

The door bell rang, and I listened for any thoughts. None. Hmmm…Only someone who knew that I was in this house would be keeping his/her thoughts blank.

I smelled the air, and clamped my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing.

Alice.

Bella groaned, putting her head in her hands. I lift her chin up with my index finger and kissed her.

Bella POV

Alice. You had to be kidding me.

"Bella! Edward! I know you're here! Open up! I have great news."

I sped down stairs and said firmly,

"No."

"Please?! I want to help pick out your clothes! Hi Edward! Please?! I'll pick out Edward's too, if it makes you feel any better."

"Edward. Alice is picking out what you wear."

"What?! Don't I get a say in this matter?"

"No. You're dragging me to the prom against my will, so I can at least decide that Alice is picking out what you're wearing."

"Fine." My personal god snapped.

Alice smiled evilly, and called,

"Jasper! Come in! And, don't forget, you need to bring in the bag with all the different styles of pink dresses, Kay?"

I just stared at her in horror. Pink? Did she say…pink?

"Jasper is here?" Edward wanted to know.

"Yes. I thought you would need another vampire male."

"Yes. Thank you Alice. These human boys have been getting on my nerves."

"Oh, I know. I would've warned you six months ago, but that would have been ruining all the fun."

Edward sighed, and ran out to meet Jasper, who was standing by the car, literally collapsing under at least 30 bags. Of what, I didn't want to know.

The next week. The prom night

Bella POV

"I'm not wearing that Alice."

"But…but…it's pink."

"That's why I'm not wearing it. It's pink. One of the most horrid colors ever to exist."

Alice gasped.

"Well then, Bella, how about this one?" My pixie of a sister held up a black ball room gown with an almost full skirt. It had long sleeves slashed so that white fabric was coming out, and red lace at the hem, and sleeves. The neck wasn't too low or too high.

"Yes. It's beautiful. Perfect for a vampire."

Alice giggled, and gave it to me with a red corset.

"No! I will not, repeat not-"

"Not." She repeated, innocently. She obviously didn't know that expression.

"Wear a corset."

"Oh, come on Bells!" She gave me the puppy dog face, and I couldn't resist. I caved.

"Fine. But what will Edward think? And will I wear it under my dress?"

She giggled, and said,

"He's going to love it, and your dress. And I suppose you could."

I could feel the ghost of a blush creeping up my neck, and onto my cheeks, and was in the corset and dress in a flash.

I looked over at Alice, and saw she was wearing a dark red dress in the same style as mine, but where the sleeves were slashed, black fabric came out.

"Alice, are you going?"

"Yes! With Jasper! And Rosalie and Emmett might come too!"

"Oh. Good. Emmett better not cause any trouble."

Alice laughed, and assured me that she had seen that he'd behave.

"Can I see Edward now?"

"No. Make-up and hair first."

I groaned and she pushed me down into a chair, and applied red lipstick, some red eye shadow, black eye liner, black mascara, and blush. She painted my nails white, and gave me my black purse with red lace.

It matched my dress. She threw me my cell phone, ipod, notepad, pen, and hair elastics.

"Alice, I won't need my ipod. There will be music there."

"Yes, but what if a really bad song came up?"

"Right. Thank you."

"So, do you like what I'm wearing?"

"You look astounding." Alice did. She was wearing a very dark red dress with the long, puffy, slashed sleeves, like mine. Black fabric came out of the slashed sleeves. There was white lace at the hem, and sleeves, and she was wearing just as much make-up as I.

Dark red lipstick, black mascara, light red blush, blood red nails, and of course, she had to wear stilettos. Black to exact. Suddenly, Alice got the blank look she got when ever she had one of her ever-so-important visions. I looked into the vision, and pouted.

"Rosalie and Emmett aren't coming?" I said, disappoint thick in my voice.

"No, apparently, they want some "alone time"."

"Enough said."

There was a knock, and I knew it was Edward and Jasper.

"Bella, love, may we come in? It's been 3 hours. Don't you think that's enough time to get ready?"

"When you're going to a prom, there's never enough time to get ready. Hair, make-up, dress, shoes, and purses. Then you don't like it, and start all over again." Alice stated, matter-of-factly.

"I can feel Alice's excitement. Is she on the brink of hyper-activity right now, Bella? Because it certainly feels that way."

"No, she looks calm enough."

Alice just squealed with excitement, jumping up and down, and bounded over to open the door for them.

Edward and Jasper's backs were facing us, Edward's hands behind his back, while it looked like Jasper's where crossed over his chest.

My angel's velvety smooth voice asked,

"Can I look now, Alice?"

"Yes!"

Edward turned around, and gasped…

BWA AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! HUGE cliffy! The chapter was way too long, but once again, I didn't wanna cut out anything, everything being at the level I like to call "maximum awesomeness" (my writing is usually just "good"), so I made a long chapter. Tee-hee! And, as I said before after my first chapter, what better way to get you to keep reading then writing a cliffy? Hmm? I hope you see my logic in that, because I don't want any angry readers coming after me with pitchforks…-shudder- scary thought…ANYWAYS, I will post the next chapter soon, and I hope you enjoyed this one. Gawd, I love going into detail about the dresses and stuff. It's FUN. So, review, review! My faithful fans of mine! REVIEW OR ELSE YOU SHALL FACE MY WRATH.