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King-dom Come with Good Food

"He was…Horrible…" Giles couldn't stop wiping his glasses as he sat on the couch.

"Okay…calm down G-man…now what happened?" Xander asked, while Buffy sat down next to him.

"Well I was sleeping and woke up when I felt the bed shake. He was…right next to me!"

"Who was?" Buffy piped in.

"I don't know, but he was horrible. His features…were in-human, they were so… plastic. And that smile…that smile seemed permanent part of his face."

Buffy put her arm around him.

"And he must have been some sort of king… he wore a crown and a robe…Oh excuse me, I really think I'm going to be sick again…"

As he dashed out of the room, Xander and Buffy took a look at each other and then started eating.

"You know, he might be a demon Xander, but…mmm…these are pretty good…"

"Yeah, and I was hungry. Truth be told, I left a note in tweed man's room, asking that if this Burger King shows up again, we want some fries with that…"

Authors Note: The Buffy series and the Burger King are owned by their respective owners.