Don't blame me if any of these are wrong.

I suck at Spanish, Italian, German, etc. The only thing I don't suck at is American, English, and Filipino... -_-

And yes, American and English/British are kind of different-ish. But they're essentially the same.

Btw, important A/N note below, so please read. .


Germany's POV

I stared at Italy as he practically inhaled his pasta. I didn't know why, but something seemed off. And when I mean off, I mean it's as if someone was there with us...

I ignored the feeling, assuming it was probably just my imagination.

But I think I saw a bear staring at us in the window...

?'s POV

I yawned, both exhausted and happy at the same time. Why? Because I'm finally taking a break from all the work I had to do!

Well, I still have paperwork, farming problems, and meetings to go to, but thanks to my boss and my wife, I finally have a few months off~.

And of course, I'm spending those few months with mi bella esposa, of course! I grinned happily as I fished the keys to our home out of my pocket.

I quickly unlocked it, eager to meet my wife, when she suddenly screamed and jumped in front of me.

I blinked. "Oh Lovi-

"H-Hola Antonio." she stuttered nervously. "Check on the tomatoes. I think something bad happened to them!"

I laughed at her strange behavior. "Por que? I already checked on them before I went over here. Is something wrong?"

"CHECK THEM DAMNIT!" she screamed, suddenly chucking tomatoes at me.

I quickly pecked her on the cheek and ran to the garden before she started cussing mi cabeza off.

I sighed and bent over the tomato plants to get a better look at them. Yo se que estan bien. Yo no me preocupario.

I shook my head and headed back to the door.

Romana's POV

Sh*t, Sh*t, Sh*t! Antonio is here! I freaking thought the b*stard told me that he'd come home late!

Quel bugiardo maledetto!

I ran inside and ordered the freaking idiots in my kitchen to hide. However, I had something special planned for that brunette pasta-loving kid.

I grabbed his arm just before he was about to follow the blonde potato b*stard. "You're coming with me capretto."

He nodded nervously. "V-Ve... What's going on sorella?" he asked worriedly as I dragged him into my sister's room.

Sister? Huh, I thought only kids would call me that.

I turned to him and gave him my sister's clothes. "Just wear these, and if a brunette Spanish b*stard comes in, pretend you're sleeping or that you have a cold or something."

Italy nodded and took the clothes. He was about to change when I pinched his ear. There was no way I'm letting him change right in front of me, in the open.

"Modificare in bagno." I told him.

He nodded and gave me a goofy grin before running inside the bathroom.

Damnit... I freaking miss mi sorella already...

"Romana?" I heard Antonio call from the living room. "I checked the tomatoes. Que están haciendo bien!"

I sighed and walked to the living room. He was sitting there, holding a ripe and fresh tomato. "You didn't need to yell, eh?" I told him, sitting down next to him.

Antonio was a decent Spaniard. He was brunette with emerald green eyes and always had that goofy and vibrant smile on his face. It was as if it was impossible to get him to frown or cry.

It was one of those annoying features of his... Besides, the day I became 'friends' with him (apparently) I swore that I would some day break that smile of his... Hmph.

I opened my mouth to speak, but then a loud crash and a bunch of curses came from upstairs.

F**k my life.

With China (Third Person)

"Why does this always happen to me, aru..." China groaned, trudging through the busy streets of a Chinatown which happened to be built close to where he was originally.

He noticed a girl who looked similar to him standing next to a group of stalls and grinning at how well the business seemed to be going.

"Duìbùqǐ. Could you please tell me where I am?" he asked, poking her.

She turned around. She happened to be holding a Shinatty plush toy. "Shénme? Ó, nǐ shì zài tángrénjiē." she raised an eyebrow at him. "Nǐ shīqùle?"

China sighed. He was China after all, but it was tiring to keep speaking Chinese just when he became accustomed to English. "Bàoqiàn. Could you please speak in English?"

She shrugged. "Sure."

"Thank you. Could please tell me how to get back to the World Summit?" he asked. "I think I built a Chinatown in a place I didn't know about by accident again."

She raised an eyebrow, obviously confused by his question. She suddenly smiled. "Oh, you must be talking about Shìjiè kēxuéyuàn!"

"What-

Before China could finish speaking, she kicked his stomach. Hard. The kick sent him flying into some kind of gold-colored room.

She ran inside the room and pressed a blue button.

TRANSPORTING TO: World Academy Summit

"AIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" China screamed just before a blinding green light engulfed both of them.

With Poor Japan

"N-Nani?" Japan gasped, slowly backing away from the most probably drunken pirate woman, or whatever she was supposed to be.

"You*hic*bloody*hic*wanker...should...hahaha...You like*hic*" she wobbled around clumsily, almost smacking into a tree.

Japan quickly hid behind a bush when he heard other voices coming.

"Oi, Alice!" A loud, rather obnoxious, female voice yelled. "Quit acting like a freaking pirate! It's lame- oh you're drunk."

"A-Alice-chan!" a soft, feminine, and a bit irritated voice called out. "Onegai... Please don't hurt anyone with that sword..."

Suddenly, a loud crash, followed by a scream resounded through the forest. "ALICE-CHAN!/HA! You fell!"

"...Looks like she knocked herself out. And she only drank one cup..."

"Well, that is Alice's thing... Um, Allie-san, please help me carry her back to the shrine."

A grunting noise was heard. "No problemo! C'mon you slowpoke!"

"A-Ah! Matte! Allie-san, please wait!"

Japan peeked outside his hiding spot. "I wonder what that was about..." he muttered, noticing something lying on the ground close to where the girl who was trying to kill him was standing.

He walked over to it and picked the object up. He gasped. "I-It's Saiyo-chan's flower..."

A loud scream pierced the air and a black-haired girl wearing a pink kimono ran over to Japan, then froze.

"N-Nihon..." she whispered.

"Saiyo..."

Suddenly, a tree previously sliced by Alice suddenly began to fall on top of Saiyo.

Japan's eyes widened, but Saiyo stood rooted to the spot. "SAKURA!"

CRACK

Allie ran back to the scene and froze dead in her tracks. "...Oh god."

Alice, who was out of her daze, blinked. "Are they... dead?"


Le gasp. Cliffies~! *hides from angry readers*

Trivia Question: Why was there a bear watching our characters from the window? (Since this question seems to obvious, you can answer the alternative question: Girl Version France is acting serious and not pervy. What happens? O.o

Okay, back to the Liechtenstein and Switzerland thing I asked you before. I received one review that told me they wanted Switzerland normal, but another one that said they wanted Switzerland genderbent.

Both those reviews said Liechtenstein should stay normal. But unfortunately, I don't want to make anyone angry or feel ignored, so please PM (if you can't PM, do anonymous reviews) me and tell me your decision.

I'll count how many people want Switzerland genderbent, since I'm pretty sure a lot of you will want Liechtenstein to remain the same.

So basically it'll be up to you guys whether Switzerland will remain the same or be changed. I'll count the your choices, but I won't mention any names and stuff.

On another note, my dog sneezed on me and nearly peed on the guard at my school. Thankfully, the guard loves dogs.