The first entry in the requests goes to Cormag Ravenstaff, who requested...

Morgan(F) and Inigo A

Inigo was staring to think women were evil. That they were pure, unadulterated, unnessacary, evil. But then he remembered they looked pretty, so all was forgiven. Still, his thoughts didn't cease in their hatred,

GAH! Sometimes I wish that I could just stop this madness... But then again, if I am not fighting for their sake, who will keep the flowers of the world in check? Who will protect the tulips and the daisys from shriveling up? ... Dear gods, listen to me! I'm a walking flower shop! But alas, I must stay positive. Though I hope Morgan doesn't ask how it went... That would be-

"Hi, Inigo! How goes the philandering? Did our dinner date help turn your luck around?"

Devilish beauty! How dare you ironically come up and do what I thought you hopefully wouldn't do! ... I'm begining to realize why women don't take me seriously...

"Oh yes, it turned me around a full 360 degrees!"

"Oh, that's great!... Wait."

Morgan put up her hand and put on her thinking face, which was her eyes squeezed and her hand rubbing an invisible goatee, Wait... 360 degrees is a full circle... So if he went around in a full circle, then he'd be right where he started... Which was getting dumped repeatedly while I took too much amusement in it. That's not good at all! ... For him, at least.

"That's not great at all!"

Inigo threw his hands up, angry at the fact that he had to tell her the situation, and that he went through it in the first place, "Ha! That isn't the half of it. I only WISH I'd come full circle to when we went out."

Morgan pur her hand on his shoulder, "What happened?"

In what was perhaps the greatest indicator that Inigo was upset, he shoved the woman's contact off in return for more fuming and arm flailing. "A girl agreed to join me for tea, and I was on cloud nine!"

Morgan sighed, "Buuuuut?"

Inigo gulped, now getting embarrassed at the last part, "But she spiked my drink and robbed me while I was out cold! She even took the shirt off my back!" He then spoke in a tone that was fairly optimistic, "... Left the pants, though."

Morgan chuckled, finding the thought of Inigo running around drugged and naked amusing... Then exciting. She blushed, and quickly took her mind off the subject, "Oooh. That's not good at all."

Inigo smirked, "The joke's on her. My purse was nearly empty after taking you out." Inigo then realized he just insulted Morgan AND called himself poor. He sighed, "But now I've gone from poor to flat broke. I guess it's dirt soup for Inigo tonight..."

Morgan sighed, feeling really sorry for him. Sure, he hit on anything with cleavage, and sure he about as serious as a clown, but damnit, he was a good person who deserved better than drugs and shirt stealing! "Wow. I don't know what to say."

Inigo rolled his eyes, and started to let out the last of his steam, "I've always done my best for the ladies of the world. I'm even fighting a war for them! But now..."

Morgan smirked, making sure not to let that slip by unnoticed, "Wait. Your fighting a war to impress girls?"

Inigo, realzing how much of a pervert that made him sound, quickly attempted to change the subject, "*Ahem* But now that my love has been so cruelly abused, I don't know if I can ever-"

Morgan giggled, "Your fighting a war to impress GIRLS?!"

Inigo nervously scratched his head, "Can we get passed that all ready?"

Morgan continued laughing, "No, actually! I don't think I can!" Her tone became more serious, "... Still, I don't think that women became a thief because she wanted to. So perhaps THAT should be your reason for fighting this terrible war. We need to bring hope back to the world and make it a place for honest folk again!"

Inigo started to look up, "I suppose you're right..."

Morgan smiled, "Come on, Inigo. I'll buy dinner. I owe you a meal anyway."

The fire in Inigo's eyes started to flare up again, "Truely?"

Morgan laughed, "I know, I know. Quite an honor to be taken out by a lady. And a first for you, I'd presume."

The spark in Inigo's eyes started to burn like Robin during a fight, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that last part. ... But thanks, Morgan. That's sweet. All right then! I hearby forgive all the cruel ladies of this world! The war for your hearts rages on, and Inigo shall return to the fray!"

Morgan laughed at how easy it was to convince him, "Now THAT'S the Inigo we ladies know and occasionally manage to tolerate!"

Inigo, again, ignored that last part.