I'm finally back! Really sorry for taking so long, to make up for it I've added a little bonus for all of you to read after the chapter... or you could just go read it now since technically there's nothing stopping you. Anyway I've noticed that some of you want to know who all's going to be in the harem, well I'll answer that as best as I can. I'm going to give you all three groups; 1 is the defiantly added group, 2 is the maybe group, and 3 is the not happening group. I'd like you to remember that this list isn't set in stone until the story says otherwise, so what I put here can change in the future. Also this list wount include any Naruto universe girls, I'll make a list for them an other time.
1
Mia, Papi, Cerea, Suu, Rachnee, Mero, Lala, Hikari
2
Ms. Smith, Naomi, Zombina, Tio, Doppel, Manako, Draco, Polt, Kii, Ren
3
Midori, Lilith
Now please enjoy the story!
(Marshalanime does not own Naruto or Monster Musume No Iru Nichijou)
'Click' Naruto heard as his sleep heavy eyes slowly opened. "Huh? Ooh, I was having such a wonderful dream, to" the blond heard directly to his side. 'That sounds like Hikari' Naruto thought. "Well, the lovebirds finally wake up" he heard Naomi say, now seeing her with a camera. "What are you?" Naruto asked before noticing Midori looking at him happily, and to his left, Hikari still trying to sleep while using him as a pillow. "Quick question, why am I sleeping on the couch with Hikari?" Naruto asked, which woke Hikari up. "Wait what?!" the blond fox shouted as she bolted upright, sporting a massive blush.
A few minutes later and Naruto is making breakfast for his guests, and housemates once they wake up. After Naruto explained the the girls why Midori called him dad, he was sure he'd die last night, the blond overfed Naomi, Hikari, and Midori a place to sleep since it was late. The small group stayed up late talking in the living room, and apparently Naruto and Hikari fell asleep sitting next to each other. 'On the bright side, Mia and the others went to sleep before that happened' Naruto thought as he set the table. Just as he called everyone to come eat, at this point even Mia was awake, the phone rang. "I got it!" the blond said as he went to the phone in the hallway.
"What do you mean, you want me to look after an extraspecies girl for the day?" Naruto asked Ms. Smith over the phone. "Exactly what it sound like! I'd have someone else do it, but we kinda have to take care of a hostage situation, involving orc's at a doujin store" the woman told him. "Look, I don't want to know what's going on, and I don't want to do your job for yo-" Naruto was telling her when he heard from the kitchen "Darling! What is the meaning of this picture?!". "So, where am I meeting her?" Naruto happily asked Ms. Smith.
Meeting location
"Sumike really needs to start doing her job better" Naruto said as he waited next to a water fountain. "So are you the one they got to watch me?" some one said from behind him. once he turned around he saw a girl with short black hair, golden eyes, green scales, and a long white trench coat. "Depends, are you Draco?" Asked the dragonewt. "Just great! Not only do they send a human to watch me, but a human man! Is this some kind of joke!" Draco complained. 'Well this is off to a great start' Naruto thought sarcastically.
"How can you say you hate me?! We just met!" Naruto said as the two sat an outside portion of a restraint. "Because your just a weak human man, what else do I need to know?!" Draco argued. "I don't know, how about anything!" Naruto said. The two had spent the last half hour going back and forth like this, and Naruto was getting tired of it. "Like I said, I don't need to know anything else to know I don't-" Draco was saying before Naruto cut her off "Oirokeno jutsu!". When the cloud cleared Draco's mouth nearly hit the floor. "There, happy! Now can we at least try to get along for one day?!" Naruto, now in Naruko form, told the still stunned dragonewt. "W-wh-wh-what?!" Draco yelled pointing at the blond "You said you were human?!". "I am human. I'm just... different, from other humans" Naruto explained, receiving a look from the girl clearly saying "Bullshit!".
"I have a better explanation, but you'd just call me a liar if I told you" Naruto told the girl, already wishing he'd stayed home. "Try me" Draco said looking 'her' in the eye. "I'm from a parallel world where I was trained as a shinobi" Naruto told her. After a moment of silence "What the hell kind of answer is that?! Do you really expect me to believe that?!" Draco yelled. "Told you you wouldn't believe me" the blond said with a sigh as 'she' leaned back in her chair.
"okay lets go" Naruto said getting up. "Go where?" Draco asked. "Just because you don't like me, doesn't mean we can't have fun!" Naruto said grabbing her hand and pulling her with 'her'. "Hey what are you?!" Draco asked with a small blush. "What, you want to just sit here and argue all day?!" Naruto asked without stopping.
Naruto's house
"Where'd Naruto run off to?" Naomi asked as she relaxed on the couch. "Yes I too would like to know where Master is" Cerea added. "He's off running an errand for Ms. Smith" Kurama said as she watched Papi, Suu, and Midori playing. "How do you know?" Mia asked thinking that Darling told her and no one else. "Did you forget that I'm sealed inside of him? Unless Naruto actively tries to block access, I can eavesdrop on his thoughts whenever I want" Kurama informed everyone. "Isn't that intruding on his privacy?" Hikari asked. "I only do it when I need to know where he is, and besides he's never told me to stop" Kurama told them.
"So where's dad now?" Midori asked. "He's at an arcade with a dragonewt he's looking after" the orange haired fox answered. "How thoughtful that our dear sir is helping Ms. Smith and looking after this extraspecies person" Mero said deciding to add something to the conversation. "Ha yeah right now that dragonewt girl is wiping the floor with him in some fighting game!" Kurama mentioned reveling in the blonds shitty luck in video games. "He's with a girl?! Alone?!" Mia nearly yelled. "Yes and...?" Kurama asked, followed by Naomi saying "My, isn't someone jealous, but I can understand why. after all when a guy and girl spend the day alone together, most would consider that a date, right?". "D-d-date?!" Mia said. "Calm down Mia, she's just trying to get a reaction out of you. Remember that Ms. Smith was the one that told him to-" Kurama went to say but was interrupted by the households pinket. "Perhaps our dear sir will fall in love at first sight and forget about use in his new love?! Oh, how wonderful tragic!" Mero said envisioning her tragic fantasy.
The mermaids words were quickly followed by the room becoming a lot less crowded. "God damn! This is your fault so your going to help keep them out of trouble!" Kurama to Naomi as she headed for the door. "I have no idea what your talking about" was the woman's sarcastic reply as she and her two house mates followed the biju.
With Naruto
"You really suck at this!" Draco said beating the blond for the 15th time in a row. "Shut up! Best out of 32!" Naruto said with anime stile tears running down 'her' face. "I think I'll pass" Draco told her blond companion. "Hey blondy, how'd you get picked to watch me anyway?" she asked getting up from the game. "I guess it's because I'm use to this kind of thing" Naruto answered getting up 'herself'. "So you already have to take care of an extraspecies person" Draco concluded. "Actually it's six, but yeah" Naruto said heading to a vending machine. "Six?! Your parents must have their hands full!" Draco said following the blond. "I don't have any parents, they died the day I was born, and I grew up an orphan" Naruto said as if 'she' was talking about the weather. "Oh, sorry I brought it up" Draco apologized felling bad about saying it. "Don't worry about it. I'm use to it by now, and it's not like I don't have friends to turn to when I need someone" the blond said as what 'she' ordered dropped in the vending machine.
The blond then took what it and handed it to the dragonewt. "Coffe?" Draco asked taking it. "I thought it'd help warm you up, since it's a bit chilly in here and all" the blond said. "Thanks" Draco said putting the drink in her pocket to warm herself.
"So where are we going next?" Draco asked as the two left the arcade. "I figured you could pick since I already took us somewhere" Naruto said. "Don't you mean you dragged me there with you?" the dragonewt asked. "Details details" Naruto said waving 'her' hand dismissively. "Fine, I guess I can think of somewhere to go" Draco told the blond.
One trip across town later
"You know, I seem to come here a lot lately" Naruto said as the two walked along a lake inside the park. "You're the one who wanted me to pick remember?" Draco told 'her'. "I didn't say I hate it, just that I've been here a lot. I actually like coming to the park! I grew up in a village surrounded by a huge forest, so living in this big town feels a bit weird!" Naruto said thinking of Konoha. "Then why did you move to this place?" Draco asked surprisingly curious about 'her' answer, after all what were the chances they'd stay in touch after today? "I left to train" Naruto answered. "Train? For what?" Draco asked. "To keep a promise I made" the blond said as 'she thought about that day.
It was here that everyone else showed up. "Darling why are you spending the day with... What happened?!" Mia said after noticed how Naruto looked. "What are you guys doing here?!" Naruto asked. "Mia became worried when she heard you'd be spending the day with another woman" Cerea explained. "Oh that makes sense" Naruto calmly said. "I take it you're use to this?" Draco asked with a raised eyebrow. "This kind of thing happens a lot" Kurama answered for him.
"Why are you all so calm?! Darling's a girl!" Mia yelled as Papi, Suu, and Midori inspected Naruto to see how he did it. "Centorea surly you should be freaked out?!" Mia asked the Centaur. "True I was surprise when thy Master first transformed like this, but now tis just normal for our lives" Cerea said remembering the bath. "F-first?!" the red head said. "Oh so you haven't seen this yet? He made it when he was a kid" Kurama casually said. It was here that Mia passed out from the shock of the situation. "Well we should get her back to the house" Naruto said as 'she formed a few clones to carry the lamia. "You really are use to this" Draco said as she followed the blond and everyone else.
Later at the house
"I see you enjoyed your day" Ms. Smith said to Draco as everyone sat down to eat. "Can't say it was horrible" the dragonewt replied as Tio,an ogre, passed her the salt. "Hey Babe if you cook like this I just might have to eat here every night!" Zombina, a zombi, said. "you know I don't have a problem with you girls coming over, but could you let me know before you visit next time? I almost didn't have enough food for everyone" Naruto said back to normal now. Shortly after they all got back to Naruto's house Ms. Smith showed up with the MON girls for dinner, If he thought a bought it it wasn't surprising at all, but still. "We'll keep that in mind! Oh and Draco, we'll give you a ride to your home after dinner, so you don't need to worry about that!" Ms. Smith told the girl getting a nod in return.
Now for those of you who read the chapter, or just skipped to this part here's the bonus I promised! This here was My original idea for chapter five, but discarded it halfway through in favor of the one you've (hopefully) already read. I was going to have this chapter be thy one to introduce Kurama in her 'human' form, as well as introduce Midori as a character. It would've been about Naruto and Kurama helping the lost Midori find her mother and host family. Hope you enjoy this little behind the scenes look at my story writing process.
In the park
"Okay Ero-sannin, what are we doing today?" Naruto asked the toad sage. "Well first, you're gonna put some chakra in this" Jiraiya said handing the blond a small piece of paper. "A piece of paper?" Naruto flatly asked. "Just shut up and do it, would ya" Jiraiya told the boy. "Fine, but this better be good" and with that the blond did as he was told.
"Master's teacher should learn how to behave with dignity. To think that such a perverted man, is responsible for his training. Tis a miracle that Master is as well behaved as he is!" Cerea commented as she, Mia, and Papi sat under a tree enjoying the lunch they brought with them. "You're just upset that he said your breast were hug" Mia told her. "For that to be the first thing he said, and so bluntly at that, clearly the man has no dignity! Even you have some distant for him" Cerea said subconsciously covering her chest at the memory. "Sure, it is annoying, having him ruin the mood between me and Darling all the time. And sure, he's a pervert, I mean Darling doesn't call him Ero-sannin for nothing, but I guess I just got use to him. Not that I won't strangle him if he ever tried anything perverted around me" Mia told her. "I think he's funny!" Papi said as she fished a sandwich out of the basket.
"Okay I understand the whole leaf thing, but isn't this something that could be done at home? Why did you have to drag me all the way out here before telling me this? Naruto asked the man. "That may be true, but I've noticed that, with the girls now living with you you've had less time to train" at this point Jiraiya put his hand up to stop him from protesting. "Which is why I've come up with a way to get you back on schedule. Hell, we might even get you ahead of schedule" Jiraiya told the blond. "Alright! Now you're speaking my language! So what do I do first, Ero-sannin?!" a now excited blond said. "First, I want you to make a clone, and have it take this back to the house" Jiraiya said handing the blond a small box, and Naruto replied with "Huh? why, and what is it anyway?". "It's just something I picked up by accident when we left, and I don't want it to get damaged. And before you ask, no, I'm not going to tell you how to speed up your training until it's done"
"Stupid Ero-sannin, making me do something like this all of a sudden!" clone Naruto said to himself as he was roof hoping his way home. "'Why do you care for those girls?'" Kurama decided to ask as Naruto moved along. 'What do you mean, why wouldn't I care about them? They're kind, fun to hang out with, and-' "'Not human'" Kurama said cutting him off. 'Why would that matter!' Naruto instantly shot back. "'Humans can't even get along with each other most of the time, let alone a different species'" 'That so, well I don't know what kind of people you've met in the past, but I don't have any problem with someone being a different species!" Naruto told the fox. "'Says the boy who demands MY power when ever he wants'" Kurama argued. 'Oi, do not! I only rely on your power when nothing else works! If I had it my way I'd never need it!' Naruto said as he dropped down to the street. "'Ha, don't make me laugh, you would be nothing without me!'" 'You know what, I was actually starting to enjoy our little chats recently, but now I rip you out of my on the spot if I didn't have to worry about dieing!' Naruto told off the fox sealed in him.
For a few minutes after ward Naruto just stood there in silence, and then "'What if I told you there was a way to get me out without dieing?'". 'I'd say you were pulling it out of your ass' Naruto flatly told the orange fox. "'Perhaps, I've never tried it so there's no garenty it'll work'" Kurama admitted. 'I can't believe I'm even considering this. What's your idea then?' "'Make a clone, and then let me control it'" Kurama answered. 'That's it' "'Yes'" and with that Naruto formed another clone for the fox. 'Wait...? What the hell am I doing?!'
